Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 28, 1920, Page 3

IMONDAY EVENING, JUNE 28, 1920 Nation’s Biggest Problems asSet Forth and Met by Senator Lodge in Keynote Sgeech at Chicago JcomiNG EVENTS June 28, 29—County conference of llnahu_:?tdn League of ‘Women Voters .4 June 28, 29—School of politictal Educntlon conducted by Miss Kneu- “’buhl’ of :Minneapolis. July 4 to Aug 1.—Union tentMeet- g by Evangelist C. F. Weigle. ly. 5.—Patriotic, celebration at Be- 2, \ THE ADMINISTRATION—In order to advance steadily to- ward every form of true progress that will help mankind © ¢ ¢ Mr. Wilson and his dynasty must be driven from all control, ‘l;on all influence upon the Governmeat ot the United 8tates, ot cause they are Democrats, but because Mr. Wilson stands for a theory of government that is not American. HIGH LIVING 'OOST—The most patent of all remedies S A1 M L e S o production, an publican prom! * {n that direction, whether within the Btzq or Federal jurisdiction. GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP—[un the United States, Gov- ernment ownership, whenever ;mua to any industry, is.8 ug ineficlent &nd- wasteful system, badly managed and certain to intolerably burdensome to the taxpayer.. During the time: which the Government undertook to manage the railroads they were wretchedly conducted and money spent and wasted with & grodl- gality nothing can defend. The experiment failed and aot be renewed. : : . MEXIOO AND ARMENIA—We bave watched and waited long enough. It {s time this condition, disgracetul to us and ruinous to Mexico, should cease. We need s firm hand at the helm who will think not only of the rights of the United States but of the welfare of Mexico. The President, unable or uw g to do anything for Mexico, thinks it our duty to take a mandate for Armenia. To such a proposition the only answer is a plain refusal. It {s a plan to get us (nvolved in the responsibilities of the League of Nations and its wars, without being & member. PEACE—The President has demonstrated that unless be oould have his own way, exactly and without modification, he would not permit the country to be at peace. We have stopped the Wilson treaty and the question goes to the people. Let us stand fast by the principles and polieies of Washington and Mon- roe agiinst—utterly against—those of Mr. Wilson. We must be now and forever for Americanism and nationalism and against internationalism. There is no safety tor us, no hope that we can be of service to the world it we do otherwise. 1. J?;le 21-26—Redpath-Vawter Chau- . tauqua. *,July 26-28—County Teachers’ ex- natlon of Bemidji. ptember 6-11—Minnesota State - SWORE BY TEDDY Yollofistono’ Park Rangers With Roosevelt 10 a Man._ "/ ICelonel's 'Characteristic Greeting of Down-and-Oyter, Whom. He Had “ .Known In Happler Days, le . 8till Remembered. 3 Of the few out-of-season visits pald ito ;the Yellowstone, that of Colonel - Roosevelt, who, when president, spent i 34 days of the late winter of 1903 . |there; hag the most prominent page in * the annals of the Spread-Eagle rangers. He found the scouts, then serving as chaperons for luckless cavalry troop- ers und doing their own work besides, “ to be men after his own heart, and did Bot hesitate to say so. Before he had |, been in the park a week every ranger |was swearing by him. “Anybody know the. whereabouts of . |ene Williajp Jones?” was ohe of the ;. |colonel’s early inquiries. s Jim McBride, the preesnt chief iranger, who was then assistint chief - |of the park scouts under the late Buf- - .falo ‘Jones, knew a Bill Jones, wood chopper and ne’er-do-well, chiefly re- markable for an insatiable thirst and 8 knack of ministering to it in a bone- ~idry park. He was about the last man :'in the Rockles for whom a president of .~|the United States would be expected ~to inquire, = g “Bill put me into office once,” sald Roosevelt. “I want to see him, drunk or sober.” : He further explained that the dere- ~let 'had ‘been sheriff during his own _|@ays as & ranchman and had made him ia-deputy’in a horsethief posse. [ +“It took three days to find that old Horned toad and bring him In,” sald |McBride, in recalling the incident, :|“but just to listen In at the colonel's ; greeting .of that down-and-out:. - was pay in full. “‘Well, Ted, you got a right swell’| |Job "mince I seen you last,’ Jones re- “imarked ‘when they had. exchanged ‘how'd’ye-do’s;‘but t needn’t stand !between: friends—I: got something on |, “Colonel ‘Roosevélt didn’t partak ibut he did spend the best part of an ‘hour swapping yarns of the days when ‘Bl was & ‘white man’ and sheriff of 'his county. “The woodchopper tried to :{{l buck up after his talk with the presi- [ “dent, but it wasn't to be done. The pext winter we found him dead in the - brush ever on Bear creek. i ,“The colonel was enthusiastic over ' the ‘sport of ski running, and was ¥ ' something of a performer on the slabs /himself; for a novice. He strapped his /geet into them as often as opportunity offered. ‘One morning on a slide near the ‘Canon hotel he broke one ski and .| ‘came a heavy cropper. N ““The government has fallen at last!’ he cried with & molar showing {4\ grin, as I coasted down to help un- ngle a living president and a pair of dead sticks. “He was looking at the wreck he " had made of the hickory slabs when | Capt. John Pitcher of the First cav- alry then in command of the park, ar- riyed. ; “Have you plenty of these?” Teddy | sald 3 “Only a few pairs, and they are | the property -of the interior depart- _ment,” replfed-the ‘officer. “In less than three weeks there came s ‘rush shipment of a hundred pairs. #Next afternoon the president chal- lenged .me to a race on snow 'shoes | from Canyon te Mammoth, a distance | ‘of_thirty-one miles. Those with him :“decided that the trip would be an un- " 'wise strain upon him, and began to { argue against his-attempting it. He 1 got'me to-one side after a while and ! whispered: . “owe'll let them talk, McBride. Just | you stick around until midnight. 'y They'll be asleep~ then, and we'll hit | the traill’ . .. “It took Harry W. Child and Cap- | taty Pitcher two hours to talk him out ! of that.. He wasn’t at all pleased at having to veto his own plan for a | secret departure."—Ethel ‘and James A Dorrance. in Munsey’s Magazine. Navy Dirigibles Worla’s ;.lranégm RUSSIAN AND AMERICAN Two superdirigibles, the larges the world, are planned by the navy, ENGINEERS COMBINE and one of them now being bulilt in England, will attempt a transatlantie flight next fall, Captain Craven, direc- tor of naval aviation, recently told the house naval committee. American na- val officers and enlisted men who will fly the British-built ship te America are in England training. In asking :$2,700,000 for construction of a second superdirigible, Captain Craven said it would be 50 feet longer than the Brit- sh-built craft, which is 644 feet— Scientific American. American engineers are co-operat- ing with Russians in this country in a movement to effect a better under- standing between Americans and Russians, in technical and industrial ‘occupations. As the result of a recent meeting of the Russian Engineering society in' the United States, which was attended by some 300- American Unceasing Vigilance. “Why was it that the prohibition sleuths raided the Bingbangers?” -“Bingbanger happened to remark in the hearing of one of them that theirs was a hottle baby.” Subscribe for The Ploneer. I Bird Study of ‘Interest. A novel opportunity for studying thg influence of extremes of climate on birds is offered by the English spar- ol This bird was introduced .into |, e few: York city soon after 1860, did 7% not reach California until 1871 or 1872, !but /has recently been found by Dr. |Joseph Grinnell of the University of |California to have settled in the heart of Death valley at Greentand ranch. s location is 178 feet below sea level, with a temperature at times ex- teeding 130 degrees F, and great dry- poss. How development will be af- fected s @ matter of much lnterest, Sond o froa ook, “Tha Stor of Orende-Cruah Bottled in Bemidji by LANGDON MFG. CQ. Phone 204 Bemidji, Minn. ” THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER engineers, the latter established as a part of the American Engineering so- ciety, & Russian-American committee for the accomplishment of the above purpose. The Russian Engineering society originated in August, 1918, as “The Union of Russian Engineers and Technicians of the United States.” Its constitution, which formerly con- tained some political planks, was last month thoroughly revised so that the society now becomes a purely pro- fessional body, with some fraternal benefit features, but with the pri- mary purpose of rendering technical aid to Russia. To that end a study is being made of American technique in industry, and technical educational system in the United States. It is only faint-keartedness that sits posalble. Courage glories in difficul- ties -because by overcoming them i gains strength, - BARBER TRAD successfully taught to MEN and WOMEN by Prof. Gilsdorf. New catalogue Pleasant work. Good pay. Twin City Barber College Cars Washed !! Fords, wash and polish...........$2.00 Five Passenger Cars, wash...... .$2.50 Seven Passenger Cars, wash. . . ....$2.50 ‘ Polish 50¢ Extra C. W. Jewett Co., Inc. - Phone 47 4 ‘Bemidji, Minn. Moot Difficulties Bravely. and finds things hard and im- ‘WANTED to Contract for , a g Limited Amount ’ of . i Sweet Cream to Be Delivered Direct to Factory - Koors Bros. Co E free. Big demand. 204 Hennepin Avenue Minneapolis, Minn. T T T e BILL TOLD me. HE HAD a good joke. PR ON THE maker. | .. oe - | OF A well.known brand. 2 i l .o OF CIGARETTES. oA L | LAST NIGHT, Bill said. i ¢ \[ | . o . ! HE READ an ad. | ) OF THIS cigarette. “ .0 IN A magazine. “ e IT SAID “They Satisty.” P AND THIS morning. IN HI8 newspaper. HE READ “They Satisfy.” AND ON a billboard. e o o AND ON a card. . IN THE street.car. . s AND IN the dealer’s window. - AND ON the counter, HE READ “They Satisfy.” “AND HE bought a pack. . o OF THESE cigarettes. PR AND | uk.ed_hlpl. “WHERE'S THE joke, Bill?" PR AND BILL said. » “WHY THE darn fools. . o SPENDING THEIR money. . .. PICKING ON me.” 80 | said, “You bought ‘em. DIDN'T THEY satisfy?” s 0 AND BILL satd “Sure. BUT HERE'S the joke. FOR OVER a year. I'D ALREADY been smoking. . THAT BRAND.” R S i 5 = And over thrce million other smokers E admit it, the joke . on us. are “in on it” with Bill. But the resl jnke is on anybody who looks for ‘Satisfy” anywhere butin Chesterficlds- for the Chestetficld blend can’t be copied