Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, February 16, 1920, Page 6

" LIVED UP TO INVITATIONS . Club Announced That Banquet Was to Be Dry, and It Proved. to Be the Truth. A club, which in the “good old dsys” was known for the “wetness” of its dinners, gave a banquet the other night, and the invitations to it read that it was to be a “dry” pro- .gram. Thinking that there was a ‘jgkg in the invitation somewhere, 4nd' that probably the arrangements Classified Advertising Department Advertisements in this column cdst ONE CENT. per woed for FIRST INSERTION and HALF CENT per word for subsequent _ consecutive insertions of same copy. Cash must accompany copy. Ads not paid for at time of insertion will be charged ed for at ONE CENT a word, sud thes only to-those having open accounts on our hooks. No ad taken for less than 15 cents for first run, and nothing Jess than' 10 cents per issue for committee had “dug up”. liquor for |% an old-time celebration, the club membership turned out as one man. But the committee, to show that it was “on the square,” served a menu that included the following: Dried beef, dried corn, dried apficots, un- buttered popcorn, 'salt - mackerel, salted peanuts and dry toast. There was nothing “wet”’ like the members had been thinkirig about. And thé gpeeches were the “driest” part of the entertainment. " “The least we expected,” lamented the closing speaker, “was & dry Mar- tini or a dry Manhattan.” MAKING MUSHROOM EXTRACT. ‘A few drops-of an extract of . mushrooms prepared as follows are enough to flavor a stew. Fill an earthenware pot with fresh mush- rooms covered with salt. After 24 hours crush the mass, place in a linen ‘cloth and squeeze out the juice by wringing. Heat' the juice over a gentle fire, skim and pour into small sterilized bottles, corking tight. This will keep-indefinitely.- - FISHING-INDUSTRY COMBINE. Owners of fishing outfits near Hull, England, are co-operating in a $5,000,000 scheme to deliver fish to consumers directly from the sea, using motorcars for the purpose. Ultimately the whole trawling in- dustry of the country will be linked up in the scheme. ! OH, PSHAW! ¢ @The first act of your new play is positively Shavian.” : “Shouldn’t wonder. You see, I- outlined it while waiting my turn in a barber’s shop.”—Boston Trans- .1 Donated by and for Loyal WANTED—Traveling salesman for candies, cigars and soft -~ drinks. Write Lock box No. 27 or phome . 542-16 e RAILWAY MAIL CLERKS—$§110 a month. Age, 18 to 35.. Experience unnecessary. For free particulars examinations, write R. Terry (for- mer) Government Examiner) 119 Continental Bldg., Washington, D.C.. 7 6d2-17 S S ] WANTED—Men or women to take orders among friends and nelg};- bors for the genuine guaranteed hosiery, full lines for men, women and children. Eliminates darning. ‘We pay 60¢c an hour for spare time or. $24 for full time. Experience unnecessary. Write. Interna- tional Stocking Mill, Norristown, Pa. 1d2-16 A A AR A AR A A A A AAAAAANANAR A A AN PN FOR RENT—Furnished modern room at 819 Bemidji avenue. ° 3d2-14 e ——— FOR RENT—Furnished—one of the awellest cafes in northern Minne- sota. - Address “J. R.” care of Pioneer. 10d2-17 FOR RENT—60 to 80 acres of new land for potatoes. % mile from Marsh siding on Red Lake llue railway. 8 miles from Bemidjl For cash or on one-third crop shares in units of 5 acres or more. Will also rent planter and digger, with teams to operate same if de- sired. Consider carefully closeness to ‘rallroad loading station, and new sandy loam soil. Lock Box 87, Bemidji. ~ 1042-17 AN AN AN AN HELP WANTED—FEMALE A A A A A AT WANTED—Experienced stenogra- pher and office girl. Steady em- ployment. Apply Koors Bros. Com- pany. 3 2-4tf additional runs, LIOST AND FOUND. PSSR LOST—Red woolen gauntlet glove. Finder return to Ploneer. 2d3-16 LOST—A baby’s klnli colored stock- ing between Armory and library. _¥inder please leave at the Pioneer office. < 8d2; it LOST—The. party who exchanged rubbers with me at the Armory Thursday night, please leave at Pioneer office, as I have two for the right foot. 3d2-18 Pl S IS, ! LOST—Between Walker on the M. & J. train- No. 81, and ‘Hotel Mark- ham Saturday night, . bill- folder with check and ‘money. Finder please return to Mgr. of Hogel Markham and receive reward.3d18 FOR SALE—CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE—Lots of houses. Let me sell you one. B. J. Willits, the Land man. : 5d2-20 FOR ANY kind of rea: estate deal, see or write E. J. Willits, 318 Beitrami Ave. Phone ¢1. 1213¢t¢ e e e FOR SALE at a bargain. Housees and lots in any part of the city. See Joe Bisiar, Enterprise Auto office. CoL 0 1842-28 FOR SALE—Neéw 4 room house and barn, 1.acre of ground, South Be- midji. $450 ‘cash or $560 om time. G. A. Stewart, Bagley, Minn. 0 = 12d2.24 N s DO S LR FOR SALE—House with 2% acres of land, barns, chicken coop, and pig pens. Sell cheap if taken at once. Apply Mrs- Merryman, 18th st. Phone 700J. 3d2-17 —_— VERY FINE modern Lake shore house, 7 rooms and bath—hot air, heat, fine garage, close to Normal. A real bargain. Can give posseesion | - March 1st. BE. J. Willits, the Land 5d2-20 I WANT THE LWTING of your farm for spring’ trade. Come in mnow. + E. J. Willits, the Land man. 5d2-20 et e e TEAMS to draw 500,000 feet of dry pine lumber at Shevlin. Hamel and Webster, 120 3d st. 3d2-17 e e e e, WANTED—Chimney cleaning, paper hanging and painting. A. Halla- day, Nymore. -Phone 190. 3d2-14 —_— WANTED to know the whereabouts of Thomas B. Miller and Miles Miller. . This information is want- ed by Thomas B. Miller, Jr., son, and his sister at Carbindale City, Pa., 214 Pouderly st. 10d42-25 'FOR SALE AR AR A~ A A At FOR SALE OR TRADE—My Stude. baker truck in very good condition. Will trade for wood or anything. 8| 7. J. Doran, 402 Minn. ave. 2-6tf Adde DR, 02 DT i FUR SALE— Bee the Bemidji Sta- -tionary ‘stove for rubber stamps, fac ‘simile signature stamps, no- tarial ‘seals snd corporatibn sedls. sl yteom iy FOR SALE—2 first class Jersey cows, 1. fresh, other coming fresh in March, and 3 grade Jersey helfers coming fresh in spring.. Apply or call A. B. Rako, phone 26F12. 4d17 ———————————————————————————— FOR. SALE—New Hammond type- writer, writes several different kinds. of type. Change can made almost instantly. ‘15 ideal for private use, College professors, including Woodrow Wilson, are among those using Hammonds. Price, new, $115.00. May be bought for §75.00. Apply Ploneer eftice. 1042-19 i FOR SALE—Full years scholarship in one.of the best Business colleges in the northwest. This is an op- portunity for any young man or woman to-secure a good business education at a moderate cost. If this scholarship is taken at once it will bé sold at a saving of nearly one third its regular cost. If in- terested please address, ‘‘Scholar- ship,” care Pioneer Office, Bemidji, lwinn. Do not apply unless you desire to make use of this chance yourself. 10d2-18 A FOR SALE—FARM PROPERTY A A A A A A FOR SALE—Lots of farms, any kind, any size. .Let me sell you one. * E.J. Willits, the Landman. 204227 gt SO D e e SEE T. BAUDETTE of the Northern Minn. Real Estate Exchange for real bargains and deals of all kinds. Phone 68. 216 Beltrami avenue. 27d3-2 FOR SALE—Five acre tract in Gar- den Home ‘Addition; $400.00. . T. Baudette, Manager, Northern Min- nesota Real ‘Estate Exchange, 218 Beltrami ave. ~ Phone 68. 6d2-19 VERY NICE 6 ACRE FARM HOMR ‘ one mile from Nymore post oftice, All fenced, good log house, barn, chicken house, good well, ‘soft water and pump. '‘Can ‘give pos- esssion_at once, -$800.00. B. J. Willits, the Land man. 6d2-20 FOR SALE—350 acres in Arkansas, 70 acres in fruit and garden truck, first class buildings and in first class * condjtion. Will :exchange part or all for land in Northern Minnesota.. T. Baudette, Manager, Northern Minnesota Real KEstate Exchange, 216 Beltrami avenue. Phone 68. ; 6d2-19 O———————————————— FOR SALE—G54 acres in the town of Hagley, five. acres 'cleared, 'log building, one mile from school, five miles from Lemlo. - All hardwood timber. $25.00 ‘per acre. '$500 down. Balance to suit. T. Baud- ette, Manager, Northern Minne- sota Real Bstate Exchange, 216 Beltrami ave. Phone 68. 6d2-19 e e FOR SALE—Highly improved 143 acre farm, 40 acres cleared, 30 more ‘meadow; lots of wood, % mile lake shore, pretty creek runs through farm; 11 room house, stone foundation; 2 good barns, granary, chicken house, hog house, Good well and pump, on main road. 5 horses, 156 head cattle; 4 hogs, 40 chickens, splendid dog, drill, gang plow, 2 new wagons, b sec- tion drag, buggy, mower, rake, binder (new), harnesses, 9 sheep seed corn, lots of hay, fanning mill, democrat wagon, De Laval separ.’ ator, all household goods. Worth $10,000, but $6,300 takes all. “B. J. Willits, the Land man. 1d2-16 T A T s R L i M AN P, London.—“Great God, what do I see and hear?” from the pulpit, when a -gasglobe crashed to the ground, startled a fashionable West End con- gregation. But the - preacher was only. quoting the first lifie of the next hymn. 3 —EAT— Third Street Cafe Our Waiters Do the Waiting BIG EATERS GET KIDNEY TROUBLE Take Salts at First Sign of Bladder Irritation or ; or Backache The ‘American men l.id women must guard constantly against Kid- ney trouble, and all our food is rich. Our blood is filled with uric acid which the kid- - neys strive to filter out, they weaken from overwork, become sluggish; the eliminative tissues clog and the fe- sult is kidney trouble, b! neis and a general decline in health. is cloudy, full of ‘sédiment or you mobwwufipudfiqog:fi; : times during the night; if you with-sick 5 \dache or dizzy, nervous Ils, acid stomach, or you mc rheumatism when the weatheris A get from your pharmacist about four ounces of Jed Salts; take a tabl spoonful in a glass of wu:erbdm breakfast for a few days and kidneys will then act fine. ‘This fan ous salts is made from the acid of grapes: and “lemon * juice, combimed with lithia, ‘and: has ‘been used for generation to flush and stimulate clogged kidneys; ~to neutralize ‘the acids in the urine so it-no: longez:is a_source of irritation, thus ending bladder disorders. WD Jag Salts'is inexpensive; cannot ix- jure, makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water beverage, and belongs in e"l:y hm;:;kbéczmh. nobody* can make a mi e by having a geed kidney flushing any time.”’ * _Eases Qui When You a L e Mustgro!e. "% WILL TELL-SEON YOTR LoTALoY! \mericans because we eat too much - ladder ‘Weak- . S W ‘ | Defecti [}