Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 27, 1920, Page 7

TUESDAY EVENING, JANUARY 27, 1920 THE FISHING PLACE. Yeast—Where are you going on your wacation, old man? - Crimsonbeak—I'm going fishing in a little lake up in Maine. “Why don’t you go somewheres?” “What do you mean by some- wheres?” “You're wasting your time fishing in a little lake. Statisticlans tell us that Lake Erie produces more fish to the square mile than any other body of water in the world.” Cheerful Giver. : “Brain work is not always well'com- pensated.” “Brain workers,” replied Farmer Corntossel, “Is mostly too generous. Every summer boarder we had was willin’ to give me advice by the hour on how to run the farm, and never charge me a cent.” , Realism. The Star—The author of this play is a stupid stickler for realism. The Manager—I have noticed it. The Star—Why he objects to my wearing diamond rings in the scene where I pawn my hat to buy food for the children.—Tit-Bits. Place Nearly All Right. Mistress (nervously)—I do hope the place will suit you. New Maid—Well, the house is not bad, and I rather like the looks of the policeman on the beat, but if I stay here you’ll kindly take them hor- rible pictures down.—London Tit-Bits. Stingy! “By the way, George, what shall we get Mabel for a wedding present? She gave us that plush upholstered chair that’s in the attic, you know.” “I don’t think we'd better send her anything, dear. Why not let bygones be bygones ?"—Life. Then He Got the Worst of It. Flatbush—So you had an argument with your neighbor? Bensonhurst—I certainly had and & warm one at that. “Who got the hest of it?” “Well, I did until he struck me in . the eye.” Before the Happy Day. Doris—She believes every word he tells her. » Lilian—How long have they been married? Doris—They're not married. They’re going to be.—London Answers. The Practical Problem. ‘“Make hay while the sun shines,” said the offhand philosopher. “That kind of advice is easy,” com- mented Farmer Corntossel. *“What you want to invent is some method of | gettin’ a crop in durihg three or four weeks of steady rain.” SUMMED UP. *«Of what does a shad consist?” “A backbone, a wishbone, a funny bone and then some.” The Employment of Time. What do we gain when discords lurk In such illogical array, ‘When people who decline to work Are in no mood for rest or play? Dryness. “There are books in the running brooks,” remarked the airy quotation- ist. “Yes,” mused Farmer Corntossel; “gn’ a lot of 'em is like what the fit- tle old stream on my place has got to be, a mighty dry proposition.” The Early Bird. Mr. Duck—Seems to- me your voice 1s kinda husky this morning, Mr. Peli- can. Y Mr. Pelican—Well, you see, I went fishing earlier than usual and got a frog in my throat—Cartoons. Sympathy Would Be Wasted. “You know, last night they got into the grocer’s, broke open his safe and took $3,000.” “He should worry. He'll get that dack in a few days.” Thought of a Hard-Up Man. “As a rule a dwarf doesn’t live to a great age.” / “Well, what's the use in lving if you've got to be short all your life?” The Way of It “Are you in good odor with her fa- ther?” “Well, as far a8 he is concerned, I am afraid ours would be a centless marriage.” Improves With Age. Hewitt—There’s no fool like an old fool. Jewett—Of course not. The longer you are a fool the better fool you get to be. Both in the Same Boat. Beggar—Mister, I'm in trouble, ande Pedestrian—Don’t bother me. TI've got a second-hand automobile, too.— Judge. Quite So. “Dr. Fixem is making a specialty of getting people thin.” “He must find that a fat job.” Just Yellow Mustard i for Backache, Lumbago Grandmother’s old mussy mustard plaster or poultice generally brought relief alright even in the severest | >ases, but it burn- ed and blistered like blazes. N “Heat eases pain” reduces the inflammation and scatters conges- tion but you'll find that while Begy’s Mustarine, ade of true yel- low mustard and other pain destroy- ers is just as hot as the old fashioned plaster, it is much quicker, cleaner and more effective and cannot blister. It’s a great external remedy—just rub it on wherever aches, pains, in- flammation, congestion or swelling exists and in a very few minutes the relief you have longed for surely ar- rives because “Heat eases pain.” 30 and 60 -cents. BE ,&Y'S USTARIN v THE YELLOW Box BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL DR. H. A. HASS DENTIST Office Over Boardman’s Drug Store. Phone 447 e —————————————————— VETERINARIANS i : ) \ Dr. W. K. Denison—Dr. D. R. Burgess DENISON & BURGESS Veterinarians Phones: Office 8-R; Res. §9 Bemid)i, Minn. | J. WARNINGER VETERINARY SURGEON ..Office and Hospital 8 doors west.. of Troppman's. Phone No. 309 8rd Street und Irvine ave. é DENTISTS | DR. J. W. DIEDRICH Offiee—O’'Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phones—Oftice 376-W. Res. 376-R DOCTORS / DR. EINER JOHNSON Physician and Surgeon Bemidji, Minn. — LUNDE and DANNENBERG Chiropractors Hours 10 to 12a.m.;3 t0 6,7 to 8 p.m. Phone 401-W Calls made 1st National Bank Rldg. Bemidj! R | DR. H. A. NORTHROP OSTEOPATEIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Ibertson Block Office phone 183 - DR. E. H. SMITH Physician and Surgeon l Office Security Bank Block —— VEHITTO S C. R. SANBORN, M. D. | Physician and Surgeon Office: Miles Bloek House Phone 44y——Office phone 5§ I i e e ot DR. E. H. MARCUM Office hours, 11 a.m. to }2 m., 2 pm. to 6 p.m. Schroeder Block. Office phone 18, Res. phone 211. \ oS s S sttt e G syt B s RS e e e ot v rmarsot DRS. GILMORE & McCANN Physicians and Surgeoms Office Mtles Block \ DR. E. A. SHANNON, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Office in-lh-yo Block Phone 396 Res. Phone 397 l DR. L. A. WARD Physician and Surgeos Bemidjl, Minm. t BUSINESS e ———— ———————————— TRANSFER & DRAY LINE Nymore and Bemidji Phone 620-W —_— NORTHERN MINN. AGENCY. Dwight D. Miller WE CAN Insure Anything Anywhere Offices, Northern National Bank Bldg., Phone 181 | | l ! THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER D. H. FISK, Attorney at Law Office, Northern Bldg. Phone 181. specialty. W. G. SCHROEDER GENERAL MERCHANDISE ¥xocerien, nry’ Goofl;t'o. Shoes, ¥lour e Bemidjl, Minn. H. C. NELSON | Piano Tuning and Repairing-—Bow Filling l 216 Beltrami Ave. Phone 573W it is aggrevated and increased when you feel that your life is at the L e — mercy of circumstances. 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' The Big Show is Ready First Hand Attractions On Saturday the pressing of a button will Never before has an Automotive Show been convert the tremendous Automotive Show building attempted on the scale of this one. Four big shows iflto a magr.xificent fairyland of color and twinkling in one. The greatest assortment of automotive ex- lights. Visitors are arriving in the Twin Cities by hibits ever displayed under one roof. The most thousands. Arrangements have been made to care important automotive show in the world this year. for 250,000 guests in the Twin Cities. Accommoda- All the improvements developed during 1919 will tions are ready for you—write or wire immediately. % A Everyone is anxious to extend you the glad hand of wel- be shown here for t.he first time. Come on in and learn the very latest in Automotive products. come on January 31st. Four Mammoth’Shows for One Price In the World’s Largest Show Building The National Automotive Show will be held in the Overland Building—midway between St. Paul and Minneapolis—the Jargest building ever used for a purpose of this kind. Just think of ten acres, or six city blocks completely filled with instructive, interesting exhikits! Five immense floors crammed with a varlety of exhibits that will keep you jumping to see them all. ONE ADMISSION fee gives you the privilege of seeing each and every attraction in all FOUR BIG SHOWS. You pay once and only once! Nowhere else in the United States will you find admission privileges to equal these. Make plans now to see the National Automotive Show. Arrange to bring the family. They all deserve the good time and the vacation they will have while at this unparalleled exposition of modern progress. It would cost you a small for- tune and weeks of time to see the automotive features at this show individually. Here you can see exhibits from evo% part of the United States by just walking from one aisle to the next. You will find all the various machines side by si with the accessories that go with them. Experts will be on hand, ready and willing to explain the advantages of the di ferent machines and tell you how to care for them. You can take your time to investigate, examine and determine whal machine or combination of machines will best fit your farm. You owe yourself this trip after putting in a mighty hard year of work! Plan to be here 8aturday when the Show opena The Twin Cities are waiting to greet you. Automobile Show All the late improved models from the leading manufac- turers in the world, from light inexpensive cars to aristo- cratic limousines. Tractor Show One million dollars in tractors, tractor-drawn equipmeng and implements. Only National Tractor Show east of Mississippi River. Truck Show Commercial cars for every use. All the latest models for farm and city. See this Show. 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