Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 26, 1920, Page 6

An Awful Thought. “I believe in obeying the law to th Jetter.” ; #80 do 1" said Mr. Meekton earn- estly. “So do I. But you can bet I'm giad I don’t live in a state where they bave those old blue laws still on the books that permit a man to discipline his wife with a switch as large as his finger.” . A Hopeless Undertaking. “There’'s-no use arguing with Blig- Wins,” sald the opinionated man. “Can’t-you make him understand?’ “He doesn’t want to. He simply paws’the ‘alr and shouts. The only way to get him to listen to shything would be to chloroform him and then be'd miss all the intellectual benefit.” “Hello, Tommy, what a nice little abap you are!” “Aw, go'on. It's no use talking te me lke that. S8 got a feller al- ready.” iy Art and Nature. e comic pictures rouse my mirth i They bring me joy each day. 4A3ad yet I'm glad that on this earth Few people look that way. Susplcious. Husband (at dinner)—By George, this is a regular banquet. Finest spread I've sat down to in an age. What's up? Do you expect com- pany? ‘Wife—No, but I think the cook does. —Life. e Taking an Interest. “Every man should take an Inter- est in the government.” ._*“True)* sald Senator Sorghum; "dut after he has been in politics awhile he can’t be satisfied with any- | thing less than a controlling interest.” i Roasted. . Footlighte—And was it pleasant Where you spent thé summer? Miss Sue Brette—Pleasant? I should say not. I was just roasted. “Ah! Then there. were theatrical exitics there too, were there?” . / T ane Proof. “The new doctor who came here to vaccinate the children must have been in the army.” “What mukes you think so?” “As soon as he had them lined up Wefore him he sald, ‘Present arms.’” HIS LITTLE JOKE. *“Hey Buggy, it's a poor rule that don't work both ways."” Dismal Days for Jack. Little jack Horner sat in a corner, But he didn’t eat pudding or”ple; No raisin or plum adhered to his thumb, For the price of such things ‘was too bigh, Extemporizing. .“That meeting of actors led to some eonfused discussion,” *Yes” replied . Mr. Stormington Barnes. “After all, it is best to call i an author now and then to help out with the dialogue.” B, SO THROAT . Eases Quickly When You Apply a Little Musterale. WHAT IS AMERICA? By MoxTaviLLe FLOWERS, Author and Publicist, Los Angeles, California. spirit and form of in the Declaratio: T Huegenot to our possess which they “Praise the God who hath made and preserved us a nation,” sings our National anthem. ‘We must preserve us a nation. Whatever contributes to that end we must achieve. that result we must. eliminate. Nation, there is but ope way: Whatever would weaken And to preserve us a We must maintain the that Americanism which was conceived, developed and established by the Fathers, written down n of Independence, and set up in the constitution of the United States; from which have sprung all of our institutions, our industrial, civic and social life. What is'this Americanism? The most distinctive thing in the American soul is the love of liberty; the liberty to think and to believe which brought Puritan, Quaker and shores; and the liberty to act and to found and maintained in the land. These four liberties developed four great equalities; the equality of rank of opportunity, of political power and of personal privilege. When these four liberties joined these four equalities, such a marriage had never been made in the world before and they gave birth AMERICAN. ~ to America, the soul of America, THE This child grew, developing a distinctive character and persopal traits. Of American traits, the most marked wants to begin for himsel# what he wants to begin. want his Government to begin things is individual initiative. An American An American does not for him, or do things for him or give things to him. The American boy of 15 doesn’t want his parents to begin and to do things for him. A true American wants to begin for himself what he wants to begin, when he wants to begin it, and to carry forward his enterprise, unaided on the one hand and unhindered on the other, just as far as his own capacity will carry him. ' That is Am erican genius! Herein lies the challenge and limitation of governmental ownership. Just now that seems to be a seductive doctrine; but Government ownership is not a new fidea; it is a very old 1dea,—it i ment, indeed, it was the very first government. s the oldest idea, it is as old as govern- 0ld Pharoah in Egypt is an exhibit of a perfect example of governmental ownership. He owned the lands, the labors, the liberties and the lives of all the people. For’ six thousand years the common man has struggled, rebelled, fought and died to destroy this governmental ownership. The greatest rejoicing which the common man ever knew in this world was on the day when he reached the greatest distance and freedom from Pharoah in the Declaration of Independence in the Constitution of the United States in the Land of America in the name of Washington. And now we have reached a time when men in this land in this name under these documents would turn us back again to the beginning, for the full logical .end of governmental ownership will complete the cycle in the regime of & Pharoah if indeed rhen have under Trotsky and Lenine. not already struck far behind a Pharoah TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH KIDNEYS Eat Less Meat If You Feel Backachy or Have Blad- der Trouble Meat forms uric acid which excites and overworks the kidneys in their efforts to filter it from the system. Regular eaters of meat must flush the kidneys occasionally. You must relieve them like you relieve your bowels; removing all the acids, waste and ‘poison, else you feel a dull mis- channels ggft«m get hfitat:lf:’-e obltiging you ‘to’ gét up two or e times dufing the night. . To neutralize these irritating acids and flush off - the body’s -~ urinous waste get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take a ta- blespoonful in &'glass of water be- fore breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine and bladder disorders’ disappear. is famous salts is miade from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for, generations to clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys and stop bladder ir- itation. i ts is .inexpensive; harmless and 68 a delightful ef- fervescent lithia-water drink which ery in the kidney region, sharp pains|millions of men and women take now in the back or sick headache, diz- giness, your stomach sours, tongue is ‘coated’ and when the weather -is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine is cloudy, full of sediment; the Advertisements in this colum: FIRST INSERTION and HALF consecutive insertions of same copy. 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For free particulars, examinations, write R. Terry (for- mer Government Examiner) 119 Continental Building, ton. 5d1-26 A A A A A A A AT ' ROOMS FOR RENT A A A A A A A AN AP ISP FOR RENT—Rooms, furnished and unfurnished 423 Fourth st. 4d-28 LOST AND FOUND. Please re- 2d1-24 LOST—Bunch of keyt. turn to Pigneer. LOST-=-One pair of amber rimmed glasses between Hospital and Buss line. Finder leave at Pioneer tice. 441-26 Glassffled Advertising Depar \\ Washing-| and then, thus avoiding serious kid- ney and bladder diseases. = Subscriba for The Pioneer. tment n cost ONE CENT per word for CENT per word for subsequent Cash must accompany copy. insertion will be charged for at’ | additional rums. A PIONEER WANT ADVERTISEMENT FOR SALE writer. oftice. Cheap. Inquire Pioneer 1-26tf FOR SALE—Set of furs (scarf and large muff) of natural Lynx. 822 Irvine ave. Phone 264-W. 2d11-26 IF YOU WANT to sell or exchange your property write me. John J. Black, Minn. St., Chippewa Falls, Wis. 1d1-24 FOR SALE—Splendid seamless robe from excellent hide. Price $76. Inquire C. W. Jewett Co. 6d1-26 FOR SALE—One =new Galloway cream separator, 750 -1b. capacity. J. A. Dawson, 711 12th st.,, Be- midji, Minn. 6d1-26 FOR SALE—Some dry white oak inch lumber. Aleo furnish oak slay timber or wagon timber in green. Price reasonable. W. Y. Squires, Suiring, Minn. 3d1-25 fFUR SALE— See the Bemidji Sta: tionary stove for rubber stamps, fac simile signature stamps, no tarial seals and corporation seals FOR SALE—CITY PROPERTY A A A AN AR AN FOR SALE OR RENT—four room house. . Corner Dalton and 13th st. Phone 293-J. 6d1-24 L MOR ANY kind of ren estate deal, see or write E, J. Willits, 218 Beltrami Ave. Phone 41. 1213t¢ e e ————————————————— FOR SALE—b5 room house now being painted and decorated. $30 down, $30 per month, no interest. Sathre oftice, phone 2; house-717-J. 3d-27 ) The value of all domestic leather and tanned skins, exported from the LEATHER EXPORTS INCREASE, |doses and, while I' only took six bot- tles in all, I weigh 148 pounds and at the rate I.am regaining my weight I will soon weigh as much as I ever did and more besides. I have a fine United States during the fiscal year |appetite and everything I eat agrees ended June 30, 1919, amounting $126,471,264, broke all previous rec- to with me perfectly. I sleep like a log every night and always get up in the morning feeling ready for my * ords -and was three and one-half|day’s work, and I never miss a single times the value of similar exports in the prewar year of 1914. “Bunched Them All. I asked Bllly if he loved me and he sald “Yes” ' Then I asked if he liked Aunt Nell better than me and his re- ply was: *T like both.” I continued asking similar questions in regard to other members of the family. Finally the child grew. impatient and said: “Oh, gee whiz! I'like the whole bunch of you!"—Exchange. IS 75 BUT WORKS LIKE YOUNG MAN He Has New Lease on Life Since Tnlnn" g Tanlac \ “I have gained -fifteen . pounds in weight since I began taking -Tanlac and while I am 75 years old I can do as much hard work as most men years younger than I am,” said C. H. McKenny, who resides at 511 Payne Avenue, St.’ Paul, Minn., recently. Continuing, he said: “While, as I said before, I am hale and hearty and able to do my share of hard work, I could not do it be- fore I took Tanlac. In fact, I could not work more than half the time, and when I did anything at all I was so weak and tired out I would just have to drag myself around. For the past two years I have been gradu- ally losing weight and strength, hav- ing gone from 155 to 134 pounds, and felt tired and wornout all the time. I had scarcely any appetite at all and my stomach gave me a great deal of trouble, for when I would force myself to eat a little something it would sour and I would bloat some- thing awful from gas, and have ter-| rible griping pains. I was also both- ered with my back and would have the worst sort of sharp pains running through it nearly all the time and it was with the greatest difficulty I could stoop over and straighten up again. 'My nerves were in bad shape fand I was so restless at night it was next to impossible for me to get a good night’s sleep, and I would get up in the morning completely tired out. “I had been reading a great deal about what it has done for me and: decided to give it a trial, and it just seemed to be exactly the medicine I needed as I began to improve im- mediately after takin); the first few together, form a great machine, each part of pendent on the other. ment in it. they should give. tion. other implements. handicap other 2 Your farm implements, taken all is no better than the poorest imple- Poor seed bed-making by an in- ferior plow, for instance, will make it impossible for your planter and cultivator to give the profit that Like wise, inaccurate planting will lessen the returns from the best of seed beds and thorough -cultiva- And a cultivator that will not de- stroy weeds and conserve moisture without injuring the crop plants, . cuts the profit from the use of your Thus it is with practically every implement on your farm. Even a single fault in one implement will implements, and mean the loss of many possible dol- day now. My back never troubles me any at all and I never have an ache or .pain of any kind. Tanlic certainly straightened me out and gave me a new lease on life and I am only too glad to let others know about what it had done for me and what they may expect from it.” Tanlac is sold in_Bemidji by the City Drug Store, in Kelliher by Mrs. R. Sterling, In Blackduck by French & Moon, in Baudette by J. Willlams and in Thorhult by P., M. Swanson. MONDAY EVENING, JANUARY 26, 1920 HUFFMAN & OLEARY UNDERTAKING H. N. M’KEE, Funeral Director . PHONE 178-W or R SUBSCRIBE FOR THE DAILY PIONEER Pure Oxygen lars in profit crop-making work. which is de- The whole ‘you is to help . 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