Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, October 14, 1919, Page 7

b \ TUESDAY EVENING, OCTOBER 14, 1919 FIXED TO LAUGH AT OLD H. C. L. Dining Car Chef Would Surely Have Had One Good Meal but for the Police. | Chicago.—George Abraham Lincoln ’.Phompgo_n, being. a dining car chef and rather a deep student of philoso- phy, saw no good reason why he qhould go hungry—or, in fact, why he should spend good money on the up- keep of his gastronomical machinery when food was to easy for him to obtain. He also had in mind the saying, “Get while the getting is good, and get all you can when you can.” ‘Which explains his presence in the Grand Crossing police station. Policeman James Gallagher, having a discerning and appraising eye for { 8topped Short When He Gazed Upon George. P ;the grace and the symmetry. of the 'human contour, stopped short when .he gazed upon George. There was too ,much of a swagger to his walk. He was too tall to be humpbacked, too well gaited to have such a bulging front. Why, there were knobs all over ‘him. He looked like & human black- ithorn stick that was swollen in the |middle. Gallagher took him in to show him ito his pals—and then there came & revelation. _ Besides a heavy conscience, George .Abraham Lincoln Thompson was car- rying: | 15 pounds choice rib roast. | 1 dressed chicken. 4 cans of mushrooms. -1 can of baked pork and beans. | 8 1-pound tins of coffee. i 8 pounds of bacon. 4 pounds of butter. George confessed. He had taken ithe food from the dining car, and was (going home for a light breakfast. Poor George! Bread and coffee for his. The Lerot and the Snake. BEvery one has heard of the remark- able combats of the Indian mongoose with venomous snakes, in which little rikkitikki-tavvi comes off victor. The fact that the mongoose invariably sur vives has led to the suggestion that it is immune to snake polson. Other animals said to be immune are the pig and the hedgehog. The experiments of a British naturalist show that an anim- al of the dormouse family must be added to the list of the immune. This animal 1s known as the lerot and is sald to fight flercely with vipers. Large doses of viper's poison were in- fected Into one lerot, from which in- Jection no i1l effects followed. On one occasion a lerot was badly bitten In the eye by a viper and no signs of pol- soning followed. Amen, ' He was awfully wild. In fact, he was wildly wild. “] tell you once and for all” he roared at his erring offspring, “if you marry Grace I'll cut off without a penny. and you won't have so much as & plece of beef to boil in the pot.” “Well,” sald the young man as he went in search of the parson, “Grace before meat.”—London Idesas. 4 BANKS GET ASST. CASHIERS Recently four young men went directly from Dakota Bus- iness College, Fargo, N. D., to various banks as assistant cashiers. They are: Oscar Carlson, Merchants Bank of Sheyenne, N. 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CERTIPICATE OF INCORPORATION OF THE PEOPLE'S CO-OPERATIVE STORE OF BELTRAMI CO.,, INCOR- PORATED. ‘We, the undersigned, for the purpose of forming a co-operative corporation under and pursuant to the provisions of Chapter Fifty-eight (58), General Statutes of Minnesota for 1913, and any amendments thereof, do hereby associate ourselves as a body corporate, and do hereby adopt the following Certificate of Incorporation: Article I The name of this corporation shall be People’s Co-Operative Store of Beltraml Co., Incorporated. The general nature of its business shall be to engage in any lawful mercantile, manufacturing, or agricultural business on the co-operative plan, The principal place of transactin, the business of this corporation shall be in ‘the City of Bemidji, County of Beltrami, Minnesota. 3 Article I The time for the com: this corporation shall be. 19..., and the period o shall be twenty years. (1) b Article IIL The names and places of residence of the persons forming this corporation are: J. L. Coy, of Wilton, Minn. E. W. Hall, of Wilton, Minn. Ifiar;‘ Chr!stctns‘gvr;i of V‘;f‘l‘tcm. Minn. . Rygg, o ton nn, L. A. if‘anwn. of Wilton, Minn. Ole Jacobson, of Wilton, Minn. th W&fht. of Bemidji. ncement of , of Wilton, Minn. Look for the name Gold Medal on every box | The annual meeting of this corporation | and accept Emil Olson, of Wilton, Minn, Article IV. 2) The management of this corporation shall be vested in a board of directors, composed of not less than five and not more than thirteen members. (3) The names and addresses of the first board of directors are: I.. A. Hanson, Wilton, Minn. Ole Jacobson, Wilton, Minn. Wes Wright, Bemidji, Minn. R. R. Stai, Wilton, Minn. Emil Olson, Wilton, Minn. J. L. Coy, Wilton, Minn. ‘W. Hall, Wilton, Minn. rs Christenson, Wilton, Minn. l\:l. Rygg, Wilton, Minn. The first officers of this corporation dhxxx’ll Il)t(!z: resident, J. L. Coy, Wilton, Minn, Vice-President, E.” W. ha’h, Wiiton, Minn. Lars Christenson, Wilton, Secretary, Minn. Treasurer, M. Rygg, Wilton, Minn. All of the above named officers and directors shall hold their respective | offices aforesaid until the next annual; meeting of the corporation to be held as provided in the by-laws, at which time and annually thereafter, a board of di- rectors shall be elected from and by the stockholders of this corporation shall be held at its priucipal place of | business as provided in therby-laws ini each year. Immediately after the elec- tion of directors, or as svon thereafter as practicable, the directors shall meet and elect from their numbher a presi- dent and a vice-president, and from their number or from the stockholders a sec- retary and a treasurer. Any office ex- i::pt that of president and vice-president ay -be held by one person. The di- rectors and officers of this corporation shall hold their respective offices until their successors have been duly elected and entered upon the discharge of their duties. The first meetings of the stock- holders and of the board of directors shall be held as provided in the by-laws. Article V. The amount of the capital .stock of this corporation shall be ($25,000.00) Twenty-five Thousand Dollars, which shall be paid in, in monvy or property, or both, in such manner, at such times, and in such amounts as the board of directors shall order. The capital stock shall be divided into 2560 shares of the par value of $100.00 each. (4) Article VI. The highest amount of indebtedness or liability to which this corporation shall at any time be subject shall be the sum of, not to exceed its paid in capital stock. In testimony whereof, we have here- unto set our hands, this 8th day of August, 1919. . A. HANSON, In the presence of J. L. Coy, E. W. Hall, Lars Christenson, M. Rygg. County of Beltrami, State of Minne- sota, ss. On this 8th day of August, 1919, per- sonally appeared before me..... . to me known to be the persons named in and who executed the foregoing Cer- tificate ~of Incorporation, and each acknowledged that he executed the same as his free act and deed, for the uses and purposes therein expressed. GEO. BRENNON, Notary Pubnldlc. My commission expir (1) This is the maxi Phone 167 which a business corporation, other than a railroad company or co-operative as- sociation, n};ay be created. Corporate existence, however, may be renewed from time to time, for a like interval. Ior railroad corporations and co-oper- ative associations, see the statutes re- lating thereto. (2) Three incorporators at least, must join in signing the certificate of incorporation. (3) There must be at least three di- rectors. Savings banks require seven. Otherwise there is no limitation on the number. 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