Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, August 14, 1918, Page 4

PAGE FOUR out of the ¢ Between looks they faced blandly in opposite directions. " WANTEXPERTTO . . TELLTWINS’ AGES |, 235 pneemecoay se rearin ge food that the Samars have had since the Children's gociety took charge of them. It appegred that they had had no meat, no potatoes and no rice. Luclo did most of the talking. Speak- | Freaks Concerned Only as to ~ How Much They Will Get o at Each Meal. . New York.—A search for physicians qualified to render judgment on the ages of Lucio and Simplico Godino, Samar twins, on exhibition in a freak ribly bad treatment. He said he liked nothing better than™a batch of ham and eggs. for breakfast, a couple of chops for dinner and a fine roast or stew for supper, not to-mention plenty. circus at Coney island, has been start- | of vegetables and a dash of” Worces- ed by counsel for James Dunlavey, | tershire over all. To most of these show proprietor, who is charged with | things.Stmplico nodded assent. exhibiting <children under sixteen There are things that Simplicolikes years of age. The twins are one of a | to eat that Lucio doesn't, like a good dozen freaks of their sort known in | whif of cabbage or soft custard Dle. medical annals; having separate heads | And twins such as Luclo and Simplico and ‘feet and ’belng Joined back to | are in no position to fight it out. They back. R were! minited In thelr’ preference for Four physiclans who were put on | peef.: ) the stand in the proceedings declared The case will be heard anm, when their total inability to . decide the | the defense expects to produce a’doc- matter of age, - Thelr testimony es- | tor who knows all about the 12 Siam- timated ~them ~ anywhere between efé wins of medical record and will eleven and eighteen years, but all ultl: their ages for the puzzled L MAN GETS $2 REWARD * FOR RETURNING $3,000 :Marysville, Cal.—Compliment- ing him for his honesty and giv- ing him $2 in. cash, Mrs. Mary Ebert of Shasta county recently rewarded D. Davis of this city for returning her purse contain- ing $3,000 and much valuable Jewelry. 1 | CLIMBS. HIGH WHILE ASLEEP Father Finds His Ten-Year-Old Son ¢! Clinging to Peak of Roof. Mount Carmel, Pa—Hearing a volce on the housetop, Harry Licas made an investigation and was startled to see his ten-year-old son Harold cling: ing to the peak of the roof. It was necessary to get a ladder. to remove the lad from the building. Young Lucas, a victim of somnambulism, had Teft his bed, climbed through an open window to the water spouting andj fled to make a definite statement. pulled himself up.to the steep, slop- ] The twins are Interested-but, some- | ing-roof, a feat he would have beéen what difficult witnesses. They were | unable to accomplish if awake, . . brought into the. courtroom, and not —— being able to sit jointly in the witness chalr, were given a stralght-backed chalr without arius. Lucio’s legs hung off one side, Simplico’s off the other. Alternately a8 it by a well-established signal arrangement; -they took: turns looking at the magistrate and the wit nesses, in order not to dump each Luclo Did Most of the Talking !i\utely confessed they were not quali- Worth While Quotations. “Never wiit for life to come to you, but creaie the atmosphere around you. Belleve in. oy until it:comes, for she is only half alive who allows life to <make’ her Instead of making life."— Selected, ’ ‘Finest Horses in Land Coming " _Foreign Buyers Are Expected 4 Such a serious shortage of heavy work horses exists everywhere in i in the world, because of the heavy inroads/of war upon the industry, tbat American breeders of draft horses have a wonderful op- portunity to dominate the business in the future. It is for this reason that so much emphasis is® being tries have been compelled to draft all the available horses to help save_their lands from complete des- truction. Industry Destroyed. In Belgium, the home of the Bel- gian horse, the horse business has been wiped out completely. All of these noted horses have been pressed into military service by the given the draft horse show at the Germans, or shipped back to Ger- Minnesota State Fair, September 2 many. The Percheron horse in- to 7. dustry in France will not recover The horse industry in the noted for years, and it will be necessary horse producing countries of Eu- for France to: import Percheron rope is demoralized. In many in- horses from other countries to stances so many horses have been build up the local business. Great | pressed into military service that Britain, the home of the Clydesdale, | nearly all the farm work must be Shire, and Suffolk horses, has been | done by manual labor. Invading drained dry of its surplus stock by ’ armies have requisitioned all the military necessity. It is our goldem | Borses found, while invaded coun- opportunity—Copyrighted. - } city.” ing for himself he thought it was ter- | the “gang.” ls what he dren’s satchels, carving. _——— ‘WANTED—Man to nail grain doors by the piece. ing company. Rip Van Noah. It was the first twilight game at. the local ball park, and. the littl the whiskers just had to tell to celebrate the oceasion. “Boys, here’s a new one’ I, s wrote me,” he said, as he climbed the bleachers. z “Well, spring it! Spring it “Let’s get it ov “Yuh know my son’s at the al army camp at Chillicothe. = ¥ came out flat:footed fer the war. Hah- hah!” said the liftle Into" a cigar. which; everybody knew was. made in. Wheeling.; “Well, here ote- me this morning: ‘Dear-Pop—Here 18 a joke, 2 < you see the point. What put the chill |- ; 1 ¥ % 813tf [n. Ohillicothe? Why, tbe. draft, of Advertigements in this column J # course. Jimmy. P.-S, ‘This 18 some cost half sert a word per issue, when | WANTED—Lady cook. Svea h%tleh i Now wasn’t that Just like Jim- j my. Some little joke. He-he!”: " - “Yes, some little joke,” said the crowd, “you old Mr. Rip Van Noah.” 't Imitated Kopenick Captain. n extraordinary instance of Teu= | <1 7% OR TRADE _Faroiched tonic servility, where uniforms are con- FOR,SALE OR TRADE--Rurnlshed cerned has occurred at Hssen. ~ A par- ty of three armed individuals, two in soldiers’ and one-in a policerman’s uni- form, made a round of all the schools of the town, representing themsélves to be authorized to-collect the chil- They paid a trifle in each case for the leather sfraps-at- tached to.them, and carried away their booty. = After a few days, the whole affair was discovered to be a swindle. 93 “How it -1s possible that this-could have been carried on for days without anyone having the courage, to. chal- lenge their authority remains one of the mysteries of the war,” says. the Rhenish Westphalian Gazette. =~ % Expensive Wood. One of the most expensive-woods used regularly in an established in- dustry in' the United States is box- wood, the favorite material for wood g. It has been quoted at ‘four cents a cubic inch, and about $1,300 by the. thousand board feet. k WEDNESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 14, 1918 carry. about twenty passengers. FOR RENT Big cash bargain. Address C. B. | cooprom Tn s T room furnished care-Pioneer. 12815 = ouse by Sept. 1st. Call at 709 with |4 WANTED : American avenue, 6t819 I S0 s e > WANTEB—Girl for general h(;‘:lislei LOSTAND FOUND Worki, ciMis- Albert Jobnaon; LOST—Wateh with name Addio Beltrami'avenue. Phone 648-W. y 4t817 /WANTED—High school girl would Bailey, engraved on'inside ‘of back cover; finder return:to Pioneer of- fice; reward offered. 4t817 like place to work for room and v o * ‘board. Willing 2m1f”n'/1 parfl foEr -~ WANTED TO BUY, - board. Phone 12F 38, L Bl o e e s % ? WANTED—To buy for. cash one | . Hanson, Becida, Mina. At815 heavy team work: horse, with har. WANTED—A young.man, 16 or 17 ness. Emory Jarvis, Margie, Minn. years of age ‘who is willing to work 13t828 and desires to learn the business. Apply at once, J. C. Penny Co. man, as he bit 1 hope paid cash. in adyance. No ad will be run for less than 10c per. issue: Ads charged on our books cost one | HELP WANTED—Experienced A. cent a word per issue. No ads run No. 1 cashier. M. Kaplan. 3-814 ror less than 26¢. ‘ WANTED—Woman to work nights. SERE Jefferson hotel. 813tf work. Phone 444. 3ts14|Sage Tea and 'Sulphur Turns WANTED—Maid for goneral house:| ~“Gray, Faded Hair Dark rooming house, - 2141 Minnesota avenue. Telephone 524-W 3d814| work. Phone 755-W. 1218 Be- and Glossy = 5 midji avenue. i 810tf FOR SALE—Smith - Form-a-truck - — - : Good condition. Cheap for quick [ WANTED—2Z kitchen girl,| gymost everyone knows that Sage { 810tf Markham hof 83tf ~ sale. Koors Bros. FOR SALE—Hand made stake wagon. ‘Will sell right. Koors Bros. 2 1R Tea and Sulphur, properly compound- WANTED—Rooms for light house- |ed, brings back the natural color and 2 keeping. Inquire Pioneer office. lustre to the hair. ‘when faded," 810tf A 711 tt streaked ‘or gray. Years ago the- on}l{y ; |way to get this mixture was to make Phone | WANTED—Set of second hand sep-'|it at home, which is mussy and trou- 6t819 arator strucks or heavy.trucks of | plesome. any kind. Phone 95, or write G. H. | _ Nowadays we simply ask at any French & Son, Bemidji. 6t819 drug store for “Wyeth’s Sage and - Sulphur Compound.” . You will get a large bottle of this old time recipe N : improved by the addition of other ir- — grgdients fi;;!l‘l :about 50 ctgnts. Eveiy- : i ody uses this preparation now, be- FURNITURE AND - UNDERTAKING cause no one can possibly “tell ‘that H. N. M’KEE, Funeral FOR SALE—Ripe tomatoes. FOR SALE—Studebaker truck for sale or trade for wood. J. J. Dor- an, 402 Minn. avenue. 6-816 ST shAveAte - RaR et Rt R A FOR SALE—One roll-top office desk, one office chair, one Cary safe, one electric fan, one electric meter, one cold storage .ice box, one electric eggs tester, one typewriter stand, one McCaskey account system, one electric ~coffee mill, one electric Daton scale, one Ford delivery car. All'interested call at Stewart’s Gro- cery, 207 4th street. 2t814 e RS R FOR SALE—Gasoline cabin launch. In commission on Leach Lake at Walker. Finely finished in solid Oak, Nitchenette, - lavatory, cur: tains, rugs, etc., complete. Wil a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking - one small strand at a time; by morn- ing the gray hair. disappears, and after another application or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy and you look years young- er. -Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Com- pound is ‘a delightful toilet Tequisite. [t is not intended for the cure, mitiga- tion: or prevention of disease. you darkened your hair, as it does it - Director so naturally-and evenly. You dampern- PHONE 178-W or R Bemidji Manufactur- 3d816 At 'work or play, True Smoke is the real smoke for real men. “That'swhyyou'lllikeit. —_— g W All tobacco, rich in flavor and fragrance. True. Smoke is chock full of pipe enjoy- ment from first puff. C. PEPER TOBACCO CO) ' ST.LouUIs 5. & — MISSQURL ——t ! f @ Defective + S— =]