Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 14, 1917, Page 2

FAVORS AN AMATEUR BUGLER ' Fiatdweller Prefers Distressing’ Nolse Made by Cornet Tooter to Man Who Yells “Murder” in Sleep. “We lived once,” said Mr. Flatdwell- er, “Iin the same house with an’ ama- teur cornet player; and we thought then' that if we ever got out of that house we should be happy. It didn’t seem as if we could ever have, in any ! other place, so distressful a neigh- bor. ; “But in this house that we have lately moved into we heard the first night we were here the cry of “‘Muorder! Murder!” “We sat up in horror; listening and wondering what we ought to do; but the ‘next moment we heard a female wvoice saying: 3 «/EPdward! FEdward! Wake up! ' Mercy! What's the matter?’ “And then we heard, in a man’s “No one who has not had Influenza can realize the suffering it causes or how it defies treatment. Iknow of nothing that will give such prompt relief as Charaberlain’s Cough Remedy, for when it is taken the pain in the chest disappears, the fever sub- volce: «My graclous! Tm glad that|] gdes and the whole body becomes more comfortable. wasn’t true.’ ) Then again, the after effects of Influenza are often even more distressing than the disease itself, but they can be avoided if you use Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy Though the greatest danger froi chis disease is Pneumonia, I have never known a single case of Influenza to result in it when Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy was freely given. The persistent cough that frequently follows Influenza can be relieved by Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy, and should not be allowed to run on until it becomes troublesome.” “This was a great relief to us, of course, a8 no doubt it was to Ed- ward ; but then, as we pulled the bed clothes up again and our / head touched the pillow, we reflected that the novice struggling with a cornet had once seemed the worst thing that ‘could happen to us; but now we knew better. ‘As between him and a neigh- bor prone to a nightmare, give us, oh, igive us, every time, the amateur bugler.” bl ‘Amphitheater Walls Intact. Pola, the fortified Austrian naval center recently bombed by Italian avia- tors, contains the finest of the old Ro- man amphitheaters. When Pola tvas a -Venetian colony, in the middle ages, the amphitheater lost its tiers of seats, ‘capable of accommodating 20,000 spec- tators. They were totally destroyed by the Venctians, who used the stones r building their own palaces. ’ < s o e 5 SUBSCRIBE. FOR PIONEER {t.hl! is the only Roman amphitheater whose outer walls are entirely intact, AFairExchangeNo Robbery' You are dead right in demanding that every ome of your dollars bring you one hundred cents worth of value when you spend it. : That’s what we GUARANTEE you—a FAIR EXCHANGE. We keep on hand at all times a stock of the purest and best to be had in Fresh Meats, Groceries, Fruits, Vegetables, Milk, Flour, Etc. K We guarantee that every i:pund of fie&t you buy from our store will return you the full value in life-giving energy. If you want to be sure to avoid waste, buy your Meats from us—they’re so good you are sure to eat every ounce—too good to waste. ''W. G. Schroeder 4th St.& Minn. Ave. Phone 65 “We Will Put Away, Until You Call For Them, All Christmas Purchases Do your Christmas Shopping early. Don't wait until the last minute—until the stocks have been depleted and the best of everything sold. Any purchases that you make here before Christmas will be put away for you until you cqll for them. You Will Find Hundreds of Gift Suggestions Here We are making a special “drive” for Christmas business this year. Our selec- tion of Christmas gifts is by far the biggest we have ever offered. You can start and finish your Christmas shopping right here. Columbia Grafonola Columbia Records Ansco Cameras Ivory Pyrabin Toilet Goods Palmer’s Perfumes, Toilet Waters Parker Fountain Pens Flashlights A Safety Razor For Him We have the best makes. Gillette, Autostrop, Durham Duplex, Gem Junior, Ever Ready—they’re all here. ‘When you purchase your gifts here you KNOW they’re right. chance by buying elsewhere? i Johnston’s Chocolates Garrott’s Chocolates Cigars, Cigarettes, Tobacco Razors, Strops Stationary Manicure Sets Universal Vacuum Bottles So why take a CITY DRUG STORE W. R. LALIBERTE Druggists O. H. ERICKSON FRIDAY. DECEMBER 14, 1017. Ready For Your Inspection Our Holiday Stock Combs, Brushes, Mirrors Manicure Sets, Cut Glass Hand-painted China Card Cases, Flashlights Purses, Cameras, Novelties Candy, Cigars, Cigarettes Davis Quality Cards, and The Famous Brunswick Phonograph Make Your Selections Now We will hold the goods for you NETZER'’S Gifs That Will Be Appreciated . An Atkins Saw would make an ideal Christ- mas gift for him. It is a gift that will make his work easier and more enjoyable. The Atkins Saw is a beautiful saw and a saw of quality. ‘Why not get him one? The prices are $1.50 to 85 each For That Grown Up Daughter Somehow it is always hard to decide just what to get for your grown up daughter. We would suggest a Royal Roch- ester chafing dish. That is something she will always use— at home or in college. It is a beautiful and practical gift. She will be more than delighted with the success of her candy —candy for her soldier boy, when she makes it in the Royal Rochester chafing dish. Price 87 to $10 SKATING! Isn’t it glorious fun? wide-awake active girls and boys! The fresh air and exercise is just what they need. And skates make very acceptable and ‘ appropriate gifts for any one—old or young. We have the Klip- per Klub Skates, And just the thing for -2 Prices $1.25 to $5 ‘A Knife is a Good Gift We have a beautiful line of knives—from dainty pearl handled pen knives to large serv- iceable pocket kn}ves. Any of them would make a fine Christmas present. They are the Robeson Shur Edge knives—knives that are known everywhere for their beauty and quality. Prices range from 4Qc. to $5. Small brother has asked Santa to bring him a pretty, bright new sled, one like the Flexible Flyer or the Fire Fly. Don’t dis- appoint him. Come in and pick out one. Price: $1.65, 2.15, 2.50 and 3.50 Think of the odd jobs he could do around the house if he had a Keen Kutter Tool Chest! Let this solve the gift prob- lem for him—he will be delighted and happy tinkering and repairing things for you. Price: $12.50, 20, 25 and $35 Given Hardware Company Headquarters For Practicai Cifts 314 Minn. Plone 57 . Defective P