Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 10, 1917, Page 4

HOUSE UT 0. THOSE POTATOES CAN nmg.i) NEW Bagley, Minn., April 10.—Fire de- étroyed the residence of Tolaf Ben- son, a farmer living one mile east of the city. The furniture was saved, but a large quantity of potatoes were destroyed. TICKET SALE BEGINS Tickets for the Senior class play, “What Happened to Jones,” which is to be staged -at the Grand theater Friday, April 13, were placed on sale today. Each student in the class was given 2 number of tickets to sell and a regular systematic ticket sell- ing campaign was begun. A special feature of this campaign is the meth- of reserving seats. Every seat in.the house is to be reserved and anyone wishing to reserve seats may do so by taking a ticket to Netzer’s drug store, where seats may be reserved without additional charge. This method makes it possible for every- one to be assured of a good seat at the regular price of fifty cents for adults and thirty-five cents for stu- dents. Tickets may be bought as well as reserved at Netzer’s. The rehearsals, which have been going on for two weeks, indicate that the play will be a big success. The music will be furnished by the Or- pheus orchestra. Light as Chaff Trouble In the Timber. “I don't want to be inquisitive nor nuth’'m’ that a-way,” admitted the neighbor who had come over to bor- row a neck yoke, “but what in torment is going on over there in the edge of the timber? Sounds like a con- vention of cata- mounts.” “My least boy, Bearcat, started to heckle a nest of hornets a cou- ple of hours ago and got himself stung up consid- erable,” replied Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, Ark. “The last I noticed he had dug himsgelf into a hollow tree. 1 judge by the racket that the enemy is still assault- ing him in mass formation and that the rest of the children are standing off. and asking him if it hurts him much. Looks sorter like”’—yawns— “rain off to the south’ard, don’t it?” The Clearest Vision. An Englishmua, an Irishman and & Scotchman once went iuto a tower to decide who could see the farthest The Englishman, through a telescope. who looked first, declared he could see the minute hand on the clock four or five miles away. “I can see the minute hand of the same clock moving,” said the Scotchman. Pat stood in amagement lis- tening to his com- — rades: When he looked through the telescope he was seen to smile. “Faith,” he sald, “if I don’t see the same olock striking! Sure I do!” No Come Back. A quack doctor was holding forth hls medicines to a rural audience. “Yes, gentlemen.” he said, “I have sold these pills for twenty-five years and never heard a word of complaint Now, what does that prove?”’ Volce in the crowd, “That dead men tell no tales.” THE CUB REPORTER SCOOP THEATERS GRAND TONIGHT The romantic love of a handsome, clear-eyed woodsman for a daintily beautiful lady of quality is the sil- ver thread through the rough home- spun of “Davy Crockett.” Dustin Farnum as “Davy Crockett,” the young hero of the frontier, is tantal- ized and baffled by a maiden whom he could and finally did carry off bodily. The story has the spice and hair- raising thrill of the Indian border tales and the quaint charm of the mannerly days of Washington. This photoplay should not be missed. AT THE ELKO “Whom the Gods Destroy,” the Vitagraph Blue Ribbon feature star- ring Alice Joyce, Harry Morey and Marc McDermott, and which was written by J. Stuart Blackton and A Cyrus Townsend Brady is the attrac- tion at the Elko theater on Tuesday and Wednesday. In this film a number of scenes called for the background of a battle- ship. Mr. Blackton decided to get permission to use one of Uncle Sam’s fleet for the picture. “HELL MORGAN’S GIRL” The arrival of ‘Hell Morgan’s Girl” at the Rex theater on Wednes- day and Thursday will mark an un- usual event in local photoplay an-|. nals. Without being heralded as the ‘“greatest ever” or guaranted to em- body all the reforms and dogmas of civilization, the play will afford stir- ring scenes and a gripping interest that has seldom been reflected upon the screen. Its scenes are laid in San Francisco at a period just pre- ceding the great earthquake and con- sequent fire. This catastrophe is used as the climaxing incident of a series of sensational events, where refugees congregated in thousands after the night of horror and de- struction. hts of Sleep ights of Agony Verdict Favors D. D. D. 1t s foolish to lle awake all the long night through with that intolerable Itchln, caused by Eczema and await the coming of the day. D. D. D. Prescription is made for you if you are a sufferer. It will cool that hot, Inflamed and ftching skin, you will be able to rest at night, awake in the morning_refreshed and life will be worth living. We know it will do all these things, as we have testimonlials from many suffer- ers right among your neighbors. Tr{ a battle and you will not regret it. Come in today. D. D. D. o s Skin Remedy weassIOf ELAS L SE= WE ARE. USING— EXTRA FUNELS T3 BLOW SMIKE_ ARIUND OUR SHPS 50 SUBMARINES Cant ~ SEE WHERE- 0 SEND ——————— e e e — ——— e = THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER TUESDAY. APRIL 10, 1917. Catarrh Cannot Be Cured Saniot Teach the seet of th Ssesss e seat o e < . Catarrh is a local disease, sutly in- fluenced by constitutional conditions, and in order to cure it you must take an internal remedy. I's Catarrh Medi- cine is taken internally and acts thru the blood on the mucous surfaces of the system. Hall's Catarrh Medicine was rescribed by one of the best physicians this country for years. It is - posed of some of the best tonics kno combined with some of the b urifiers. The perfect combination of e ingredients in Hall’s Catarrh Medi- cine is what produces such wonderful results in catarrhal conditions. Send for " J. CO., Props., Toledo, All Dru; its, 76c. - 9.0 Hall's Family Pills for constipation. NOTICE TO WATER CONSUMERS To repair valve and hydrant at Second and Beltrami Ave., water will shut off on Minnesota, Beltrami and Bemidji Ave., south of 4th St., at 7:00 P. M. this evening. GEORGE KIRK. 1-410 —_——— Dead Men’s Tecth. Before artificjal teeth were created deficiencies had to Le made good by the real article. so body suuatchers rav- aged the cemeteries at night. breaking up the jaws of the dead to extract their teeth to sell to dentists for iuser- tion in live men's mouths. Aun ariy of these ghouls folluwed ‘Wellington's army. They were licensed as sutlers, but once night feli out came their nip- pers, and they prowled over the battle- field extracting the teeth of the dead or dying.—London Mail. Force of an Oil Well. Ol] has been ejected from the Baku wells with such force and accompanied with so much sand that steel blocks twelve inches thick placed over the mouth of the well to deflect the flow were perforated in a few hours and bad to be replaced. The casing with which the wells were lined was often torn to shreds'and eventually collapsed, and hundreds of thousands of tons of sand which accumulated in the vicinity necessitated the services of large bod- fes of workmen.—London Mail 45 A Shine In Every Drop’’ iet a camn today from /our hardware or gro- cery dealer. HERE’'S YOUR CHANCE Seize it if you are ambitious to succeed in regaining health. THE NEW SCIENCE OF CHIROPRACTIC has already proven wonderfully ef- fective, so why not try it. Chiropractic adjustments correct abnormalities without the aid of drugs. A. DANNENBERG, D. C. First National Bank Bldg., Bemidji Oftice Hours: 10-12, 1:30-5, 7-8 Phone 406-W OWN A Woodstock It is a better typewriter Guaranteed for 2 years. MODEL 4 MODEL 5 $68.00 $100.00 $5 down, $3| $5 down, $5 per month. per month CASH PRICE SOME LESS Bemidji Pioneer Phone 922 TNR-FISHIN HOR — WELL DATS ME— AH AM AH N-Fisti- NO TOHPEETOH _. AM GWINE- e e e e e e i i THE GOOD JUDGE FINDS JOCKEYS KNOW USTEN TOMMY! W-8 COLORS ou men get to putting reliance into good stock. Ever since you learned of the rich tobacco of which W-B CUT Chewing is made, there has been a big and increasing demand for it. The idea of shn:eddlqg the leaf, so that you can get at the tobacco satisfaction without so much grinding and spitting, has made a winning with men lasts and satisfies is the thing. Made Ly WEYMAN-ERUTON COMPANY, 1107 Broadway, New York City THE VALUE OF LASTING QUALITIES. also. The little chew that Disease and Cold Air. Diseases cured or improved by cold air are specified in a medical magazine as malaria, tuberculosis, digestive dis- turbances, yellow fever, tetanus and organic troubles affecting the blood pressure. Cold air contains more oxy- gen, requires fewer respirations and less heart energy—vital matters when the heart is affected, as is the case in fevers and wasting diseases. The mag- azine hints that a study of arterial ten- sion in cold climates would yield the “key to much which is now locked from us” of the benefits of cold air. In a Yew days you will not be able to get any diaries. Get them now, 1-3 off at the Pioneer office. tf A Splendid Medicine for Lame Back For the past ten years we have been selling Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp- Root and according to reports we have received from those who have used the remedy it has been es- pecially valuabie for lame back. Swamp-Root enjoys a splendid repu- tation and it has been very success- ful in the treatment of the ailments for which it is recommended. Very truly yours, ATCHISON & ATCHISON, Druggists, Richmond, Kansas. | Letter to lm.!ilp-rtco..l | Binghamton, N. Y.| Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample size bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable information, telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing be sure and mention the Be- midji Daily Pioneer. Regular fifty- sent and one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores. Very truly yours, J. A. HUBER, Druggist, July 14, 1916. Louisville, Colo. Oct. 14, 1916. RAILROAD TIME TABLES Southbound No. 12—Arrives........9:46 A. M. Northbound No. 11—Leaves.........1:30 P. M. MINNESOTA & INTERWATIONAL Southbound. No. 32x—St. Paul local...... 8:16 am No. 34 —St. Paul sleeper....11:20 p.m. Northbound No. 31x—Kelliher local...... 16 p.m. No. 33 —International sleeper 4:15 a.m. Trains marked x daily except Sunday: other trains daily. No. 34, carrying sleeper for St. Paul, reaches Minneapolis at 10:00 a. m., and reaches St. Paul at 10:30 a. m. No. 33, carrying sleeper, leaves St Yaul 7:05 p.m. IMinnesota & International Freigkt. Northbound. No. 47—Leaves No. Bemidji.. 6:00 a.m. No. 45—Arrives No. Bemidji.. 7:00 p.m. ¢ Southbound. 44—Leaves No. Bemidji.. 46—Arrives No. Bemidji. . No. No. am pm Eastbound. No. 162—Duluth 1ocal a.m. No. 186—Local freigh p.m. ‘Westbound. 163—Thief R iver Falls local .......coennee 187—Local freight.. GREAT NORTHERN. Westbound. . 105—Twin Cities local, ar- No. No. . 35—Grand Forks local.. 413—Local_frei 36—Duluth local. . 414—Local freight. TOHPEE TOHS AM SPOSED YOH | BE SHOT FUM |/ DE SEA-BUT / spos:N \ \ ONE TES NATDHLY BOUNYE- OUTON [ LAND? L2 82283 8 . |neer office. T0 HOMESEEKERS ! For Hometead land or State land. I can locate you for a reasonable charge. N. A. OTTERSTAD, Locator Turtle River, C. W. LaMoure Co. 800 Line Building Wood For Sale Birch Jack Pine Tamarack Prompt Delivery FITTTII Phone 32 FUNERAL DIRECTOR M. E. IBERTSON UNDERTAKER 405 Beltrami Av Bemidji, " Stinn, Huffman & O’Leary FURNITURE AND UNDERTAKING HN. mz@mmm ! Phone 178-W or R M -EA(IJ-;‘YER{.AORS | Full Line of Melba Toilet PHORE 640 Articles ; | i L. P. ECKSTRUM Plumbing, Steam and Hot Water Heating Get our estimate. Phones 556 and 309 T T T T g H 5 LR R R SRR R R R R DRY CLEANING Clothes Cleaners for Men, ' Women and Children THE MODEL DRY CLEANING HOUSE Hoganson Bros., Props. LR E R R E RS EEEE R (233333284 Get yvour diaries before the supply has been exhausted; 1-3 off. Pio- ] CLASSIFIE o WANTED WANTED—Married couple desires to rent furnished cottage for sum- mer within walking distance of business section. Must be in de- sirable neighborhood. Best of care. References. Address Summer Cot- tage, ‘“‘Pioneer.” 410tf WANTED—To rent by desirable ten- ant, no children, modern cottage, well located ,in good neighborhood only. No run down house consid- ered. Prefer north portion of city, and near lake. Address ‘“Renter,” care Pioneer. 41042 WANTED—Second hand furniture. Phone 223. T. N. Rode. 5-10 WANTED—Girl for general house- work. 1109 Beltrami Ave. 43tf WANTED — Dishwasher at Dairy Lunch. 330te WANTED — B8ell boys. Markham Hotel. 3-411 FOR SALE. FOR SALE—Heavy horses at Bemidji cheap. Crookston Lumber Co. 6-416 FOR SALE OR RENT—The Carnes farm and cottage, about .18 acryg, in Riverside addition to Bemid, Good water front, good roads, ready for farming as well as rec-™* reation. Price for immediate ac- ceptance $1,100. Terms easy. ‘Where can you beat this in the city or on Lake Bemidji ? ? 2 ? ? J. J. Opsahl, the Home Maker. 1-410 FOR SALE—Building 24 by 40 on lot 40 by 180. Rental $200.00 per year. Occupied by grocery busi- ness bringing in $1000.00 monthly. Stock and fixtures at cost. Only store in thriving suburb of Be- midji. An unusual offering, $700. Chas. D. Fisk, O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. 2-411 FOR SALE—Horse, light delivery wagon, sleigh, etc., at Berglund’s store. Phone 141. 5-414 FOR SALE—Highly improved farm, 10 acres, within city limits; good house and barn, on main road, Only $800 if sold within a fe days. E. J. Willits, 115 3rd St. Phone 41. 2-410 FOR SALE—A good proposition for a small investment. I want to assign an interest in a patemt for money to pay for the patent. The application is now on file in the patent office. Patent applied for is on a household and personal necessity and will be a good seller. Address “Invention,” care of Pio- neer. 3-411 FOR SALE—One 30-inch bass drum, good as new; cheap if taken at once. Write or call, 304 Third St., Bemidji. 3-410Q, FOR SALE—Paying restaurant good live city. Easy terms. Bemidji Ave. Phone 922. FOR SALE—Township plats show- ing government surveys and to which has been added roads, ditches and other local informa- tion. 25c each. Pioneer office. 330tf FOR SALE—When you want a lot, or house and lot, five-acre tracts for garden or poultry raising, 40, 80 or 160 acres for farming, call on Mathew Larson. Phone 249. 425 FOR SALE—Nice little farm, “i%§ acres, in town, 4-room house, only ~ $800 for quick deal on easy terms. E. J. Willits, 115 3rd@ St. Phone 41. 2-410 FOR SALE—A dandy 7-passengér car, as geod as new. For sale very cheap. E. J. Willits, 115 St. Phone 41. FOR SALE—87-acre farm 3 miles southwest of Leonard, Minn. Fair buildings, about 15 acres under cultivation, and a good hay mea- dow. $20 per acre. Write or see John Frame, Bagley, Minn. R. D. No. 2 6-414 FOR SALE OR TRADE—5-passenger car, good running order. For sale cheap for cash or trade for land. E. J. Willits, 115 3rd St. Phone 41. 2-410 FOR SALE—Fine large 7-room house and 3 lots on best corner in city; a real bargain. Phone 41. E. J. Willits, 115 3rd St. 2-410 - FOR SALE—Grocery store, boarding house, postoffice and buildings ang’ good auto, in one of best towns close to Bemidji. Might consider some trade. E. J. Willits, 115 3rd St. Phone 41. 2-410 FOR EXCHANGE—For team, house and lot. 615 Miss. Ave. See Long- balla. 3-411 FUR 1 RADE—For Ford car in good condition, one acre in lots in Block | B in Lavinia. Anton Zilbert, Tur- tle River, Minn. 6-416 P e UL UUUUUU IS VORI FOR RENT—One of the best store buildings in business center. Will ‘ remodel to suit. E. J. Willits. Phone 41. 3-412 FOR RENT—TFifteen acres of good potato ground close to Bemidin' T. M. Rode. Phone 223. 6-416 FOR RENT—Five-room cottage on Ninth Street. O. D. Lucas. 2-411 FOR RENT—5-room house. Phone 744. A. Klein. 1-410 b FOR RENT—Good house, 5 rooms and bath, fine lawn, down town. E. J. Willits, 115 3rd St. Phone 41. 2-410 FOR RENT—Furnished room, $7 per month. 723 Irvine Ave. 3-49 t The Bemidji Ploneer is a to publish all the local and soctety | Defactive