Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 29, 1916, Page 3

/% 0DD WAYS OF USING GOLD. "hoy Didn't Impress the Man Who Had None to Squander. “I reckon 1 would be lable to be as many different Kinds of fool as al- most anybody else it 1 should suddenly get possession of a large amount of money,"” sald the wan In straltened clrcumstances. 1 Lave noticed that people who are so fortunate as to do that often show remarkable versatility In their cholce of ridiculous perform- ances. The very ability to realize de- slres that have long been held in abeyance by lack of means seems sometiwes o develop absurditles in a man’s nature which no one else would S‘lhpm‘( 1t e had remained poor, ‘Sometimes & man will do things ~ghat are nc 't really absurd, but only A eem whi 1l 1 Knew one man who, when he received an unexpected lega- ¢y, bought himself twenty-@ve pairs of shoes with the first money he spent. He said the one greatest inconvenlence of p overty to him had always been the 2 ol old shoes. “Aunothier man 1 once knew certalnly did provoke mirth amonyg his acquaint- ances when e bad all the stovepipes in his house zilded before he spent any of his new woney tor anythlng e 1 odon’t know that he was any foolishi than one of the wulti- tires 1 read about who had the il of the grawd stairway of his vovered with a casing One seems about as other to me. Is another thing 1 ame to my mind re showed we a w. It was en Lor what look with her that aid that 1 would ve it in our house, nly a good thing to o have a lot of it, 1 U'd like to have 1t too evi 1.) ‘e all the time.”"—New wutry house f~ td 11 s, Mexican (nlu uved rn - the Bible Acvonding to them, an all de “Trezpi Jd o uscertained that course in I her any in wsionally she 0-oh, My Back! My Poor Achmg Back! » hav Aho it Trom their ter have ther » For snie by . THE CITY DRUG STORE Huffman & 0'Leary FURNITURE AND UNDERTAKING AN chl:E.T_‘nrn.ll Directar Phone 178-W or R FUNERAL DIRECTOR M. E. IBERTSON P UNDER?AKER ii 405 lcltm:fl Ave.mm WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 29, 1918 vd then a |f HER GIFT OF MIMICRY.: Clasie Loftus Could Imitate Irving and Bernhardt Equa'ly Well, Walter Prichard Eaton {n the Amer lean Maguzine suys ln an article about tamous miwics . tation of Lillian Russell, Miss Rus- sell countered by giving an imitation of Miss Loftus' tmitation of her. But to an artist like Miss Loftus that pre- sented no dithiculties. She merely came back with an iwmitatlon of Miss Rus- sell's lmitation ot her imitation of Miss ‘T'he talr Lilllan thereupon Russell! retired frow an unequal contest, “Cissie Loftus could fmitate any- body. The present writer once heard her In the course of a casual conversa- tion Imitate most thrillingly Sir Hen vy_leving fna blauk verse death scene. of-doors. wear. Built over a foot-form comfort. Hub-Mark Rubber Footwear i “In the days when Olssie Loftus was delighting vaudeville auMences with her imitations she used to give an imi- Then an lmaginary curtain descended, and you heard Sir Henry, in a totally different volce (no less unmistakably his), Inquiring in very Saxon prose, where the deuce were the red lights? “Stunding on the stage of a theater, without change of costume, with the llcker of a smlile on her rather wisttul fuce, she would range from Sarah Bernhurdt to Ethel Barrymore, so that you almost gasped at the uncanny cleverness of {t, and if you shut your eyes you could hardly belleve that the actual persons were not present, “Iers of course was an extraordl: nary g€t of mimicry, and 1t brought ber in $1,000 a week, much more prob- ably thun she could command a8 au actress."” Unprofitably Occupled. Teacher—Well, Henry, are you learn ing anything? 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BATCHELDER Ceneral Morohlndl.e Phone 180-W show 'you just what you can use. ‘where to Shop for zke Thanks nglng Dmnel: gnlll 1 mum, e % e lllll%l == % | g A"—%Mi $ Do your marketing for your Thanksgiving dinner here. Let us make that dinner one that will long be remembered for its every mouthful of deliciousness. Let it be the din- ner of dinners. Make this your Thanksgiving provision store. Let usfill your market basket with good things to eat--with foods that are pure, nutritious and wholesome. Here’s a list of unadulterated 1 delicacies for your Thanksgiving dinner: 1 Cranberries Canned Coods Mince Meat Dairy Butter Sweet Potatoes Creamery Butter Pumpkins Frosh Milk | Nuts : . Sweet Cream | . Apples Fresh Fruits = Olives Grape Fruit Figs Pickles | 888 Dates | Turkey Meats ‘ W. G. SCHROEDER il Phone 686 Bemidji, Minn. Wasn’t That a Splendid ‘Thanksgiving Dinner? That’s what you want your guests to say about your Thanksgiving dinner. That is what they will say if you buy your Thanksgiving dinner HERE. We've made SPECIAL preparations for Thanksgiving. The housewife will find here everything for her Feast Day dinner at reasonable prices and purest qualities. FRUIT—Grape Fruit, FloridaOranges, Navel Oranges, Yellow Bananas, Apples (all Varistiss), Grapes (imported), Cranberries, Emperor Grapes. VEGETABLES—Head Lettuce, Leaf Lettuce, Cucumbers, Tomatoes, Celery (fancy), Egg Plant, Green Peppers, Parsley. [ly Green Vegetables will all arrive Wednesday morning. theday before Thanksgiving,so they’ll be fresh. i+ FOR A TABLE CENTER PIECE—Pulled Figs, Fancy Stuffed Dates, Layer Raisins, Nuts (all this season’s crop). PHONE 2086 Stewarf’s &en Third Street BEMIDJII