Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, October 21, 1916, Page 4

il ‘great reward. “is his Presbytaryan bringin’ up, ol thiakin.” Furst he adopts a'policy; thin he thries to justify it, thinihe sanctifies it wid a phrase, while a ¢choir v Dishurvin Dimmycrats sings” a | n. An’ there ye are. Justification, ‘Adoption an’ Sankty-ficashun. : ! it , “The choir med great harmony whin i Jim Smith, George Harvey an’ Bill R i rine was all in ut. . But.wan be wan #l ‘their v'ices cracked an’ they passed out | { {tv the life iv the great Idaylist. | “Harvey went back to editin’ an’ Bill {Brine wint in search iv the. Howly | ‘sixteen per'fly good Mexican Policies 4 Kale. McCombs was canned, because | —was not all thim enough? he axes i I Bim an’ Billy McAdoo cuddent sing a in agony. ‘But I will purge me Heart ibasement dure. “‘How’s the game, Colonel?’ says | “For wan instant Wudthrow stud {Wudthrow. ‘So-so,’ the Colonel says. | spellbound. Thin he burrst into a ‘Ye might round up a few more votes,’ | whoop; “The ‘Ram In the Bushes,’ says he, scratchin’ his ear wid an’ ‘absent air. ‘ANYTHING ELSE WORTH WHILE, THE. BEST WAY Whité Housé wid the Prisidint walkin’ % ¥ GENERAL MERCHANDISE % x MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS & J0 ACCUMULATE MONEY IS To RESOLUTELY SAVE phead carryin’ -the Ram in wan hand . . * ¥ Groceries, Dry Goods, Shoes, ® % Wholesale and Retall & AND BANK A FIXED PORTION OF YOUR INCOME, NO el it e BEOSYIK A TALOR % K. Fou, Feed, etc. The ¥ ¥ Planos, Organs and Sewing * [ff. - i MATTER HOW SMALL THE AMOUNT 'y ®, .0 bedrid’ foul gold pans;” and behind ; e careful beyers * % Machines * % wu-kfl!f mmm m fi‘ Pl .came four Union,Chiefs ridin’ on milk Plione 433 e buy here. ¥ & 117 Third 8t. Bemldji & ‘white' steedd followed be a group iv : : B mlv:.fl G. BCHROI;?II;}:!. o5 : : . ;:msg-w x g Railroad Prisidints, Stock Holders, ,. 8 g . . , Manager *x AMERIR AR SCOTCH BoY, DHUDREW CARNEGIE CAME TO . | amirs, Shippers and Gonshumers, | [ 5 % % % 4 K KKK KK KB XK KKK KR KKEEKKKY KR KKKKK KK NI X X m:‘igs*r MEN IF HE HAD SPENT HIS “FIRST” EARNINGS? loaded wid ¢hains. After 4 short ser- KRR KKK KK KK KRKKKKKK KK KK HE BANKED Al lug POWERFUL. smites the Civil Service Rock and ¥ freshin’ jobs gushes foorth for thursty but ‘dishifvin’ Dimycrats. He 'blows' lon a hord an’ {vrythin' falls'for ut. If the peoplé call him fver so sof! \Little Samuel had no quicker ear. An for sacryficin’ what's dear to his he \1 i . iAbraham had nawthin’ on him. S i be is Dimocricy's shield an’ exceedin’ ‘duet, an’ Oscar Underwood was weak |'ty ivry pers'nal t'ought, says he, (on Tariff ragtime. But Wudthrow dic- | startin’ for bed. An’ before he re- jorated thim all. Wid f'whas say ye? | tires, he takes a Heart Purge iv his !Wid the Order iv the Double Cross. own invinshun the way it Il wurk ©O—ho. I mind well the time at the | while he sleeps. I dinnaw f'what the | gota Editorial assoclation;’secretary to Manhattan Club, whin he kissed Brine | purge is. 'Tis a secret. finance committes Northern Minneso- | an’ kicked Harvey wid wan motion. “In the morn he was puzzled. He |ta Development association, and for | MNow the choir has what Wudthrow | wopieq a grreat sacryfise of a pur- | (calls ‘the vital stuffs iv life. Stone an’ rinciple, dear to his heart, but he'd | McAdoo; Danylels an’ Jim Ham Lewls, | 4503 most iv thim already, an’ he felt :wid Redfield for the high falsetto. | ¢y this was no time for second hand | iWudthrow sits wid his hands ‘crossed | . slightly damaged sacryfises. So while the stuffs sings songs 1v praise, | yo gends for House. ‘Colonel, says | ‘a0’ Col. House winds the Victhrola. he, ‘F'what pur-rinciple d’yr think { “Wudthrow s fond iv music, but | wud be an’ acceptable sacryfise in this 1 (Colonel House himself is the quiet [ gr-reat morel imargincy? he axes i ‘man. Faith av he danced a Clog 6b | anxiously. . | A Washbiler ye'd niver hear a sound. « ‘Whisper,’ says the Colonel. And | , “Well, wan night in August the | pe sald wan wurd in Wudthrow's ear, i ‘Colonel come tiptoein’ in through the | and faded silently away through the | | Avorew Canneaie SMDITH CANNOT SAVE MONEY CANNOT AND WILL NOT DO ND SAVED EIS MO THEN BANK YOUR MONEY. " WE PAY # PER CENT INTEREST ON TIME DEPOSITS FIRST NATIONAL BANK ~ |: oo v wornmor snso s Il $1,00 You Write? mess of sprouts on your chin half the time. - Self-respect begets “the respect of others. Shave Ev-ery Day bigher. We sella corrpleté guarasieed fine of tonsorial articles: | | CITY ‘a¥es. Wudthrow; anxious like.:: ‘Al ‘that's forgot the first two year and /& half, says House pleasantly. ‘Aint’ 1 kep' em-out o’ war? axes Wudthrow. fPart o’ th’ time,’ says House rubbin’ ‘his; left shin ‘wid. the felt-slipper on |- | his right foot. ‘Aint my voice opr greatest liquid asset? axes Wilson iearnestly. ‘It’s some voice,” says House, “blut a Tot 1v suckers ‘can't tell 'a’asset fr'm an’ 1{’bility, the Colonel says.’ ““f'what are ye drivin’ at, sa) Wilson, four flushipg’a little. “‘Arre ye watchin' the strike? says ‘House. ‘Half a millyun votes might be useful’ says Homse, tiptoeln’ out through the dure, an’ closin’ ut hehind him! ] {“Weli, Sir, he left Wudthrow sunk’ in_profound miditashun, At last he spakes. ‘I hear, he says, in a Iow’ sweet tone ‘that v'ice ‘iv the peoplé;" which is to me as the v’ice of a Car-’ negie Penshun. ‘Oh,’ he says thril- 1in’ In ivry nerve, ‘must I indade sacry- fice wan more idol,’ says he, ‘on the altar iv me Counthry! says Wud-' throw. ) “‘Was not the Wan Turn Plank,’ he says; ‘an’ the Sugar Tax,’ he says; ‘an’ the Tariff for Rev’'noo,’ he says; ‘an’ all me friends, beside,’ says he,' Republican Candidate’ for Congress Has' been endorsed by co-operative creamery associations, labor and busi- ness men. He was riised on a farm in Sherburne county, later published the Royalton Banner and Foley Inde- pendent; president Northern Minne- three winters accompanied the Minne- sato exhibit car 'through the Central states advertising Minnesota and her resources. He has always been a booster for Minnesota. HIS PLATFORM. Eliminate profit in war by having government manufacture all war ma- terial. Protect American farmer, labor and business man by enacting a_tariff law that will insure their prosperity. Legislation that will contribute to the social and economic welfare of those who tofl. " S Lower the price of gasoline by en-| THR RURAL-VOTER: *'I thought you:were going to cut that weed down instead of “helpmg’ acting a liberal law™ allowing anyone - i dure. " cries he wid tears iv J'y. to engage in the manufacture of de- it grow"’. i . “T'was _an’ _{mpressive ceremony | natured alcohol. ; m”‘fjmm Legislation that will protect the 5 4 e 5 i § 13 e z dairylng interests. R e —— Federal aid in preventing overflow of agricultural lands in Northern Min- nesota by means of dams, etc. Maintain rural mail service at high- est point of efficiency. Regulation of public utilities. Honesty, efficiency and economy in conduct of government. Please bear in mind that there are two candidates with same surname running for congress. : These Are “Good-Service” Advertisers Offering you their “good-service” and spending money to tell this commun-- . ity about themselves. Why not call them up? KKK KKK KRR KRR KRR KKK KKK KKK K f:’ui**i**f«%**t ' x % x % * VOTE FOR HAROLD KNUTSON DRY CLEANING ¥ X KOORS BROTHERS CO. % .%x. . . * ; . x % * % PHOTOGRAPHER x for congres. piazls, theaRepublican Clothes Cleaners for Men * * Bakers and Confectioners & . x , 3 2of g * Women and Children ¥ & Manufacturers and Jobbers ¥ % Photos DPay and Night <« ; i ([ (ered: By E. 'F)hielm‘“' Bt THE MODEL DRY X & Ice Cream, Bakery Goods, & X x / H ) o N i CLEANING HOUSE "% & Confectionery,Cigarsand % % N. L. HAKKERUP = & 7 - o _— Hogan Bros.; Props. x x Fountain Goods x & - « HE MAN WHO DOES NOT AND whin the sheryfise ‘was blemny-ised ¥ & 316 Minn. Ave. Phone 126 ¥ & x at the Capitol. KRR KRR KRR EKRK KRR KR KKK KRRKKRKK KKK RKKK KKK KKK KK KKK KKK KK KKK K KKK KKK KRR KRR KKK KKK KKK KK KKK “The procission started fom the dhdhkhkdkokokhkhkokkhkkhkkkh moh’ " to"Congrass™ on™ ‘Purgin’ the Heart,’ t] i th’ altar, an’ wid the four gold pens whil sang l_!vt_)ly,&Hp‘ly'_ Holy.' 'The Prisi- dint Handed'the gold pens to th four chiefs wid & bow; Jim Ham lit' the wodd jan’ wiped up the blood, an’ the sacryfise wa complete, | NEY AND BECAME_RICH HE COULD AFFORD TO BE GENER- Typewriter Ribbons Garbon Paper Second Sheets Use Good Paper When Paperineveryconcaivable form Got A . Boston Pencil Pointer X ' We Can Print Anything Phone 922 o e e oen, Lk Il Phone 922 and Do'It Right. | PIONEER OFFIGE people was the goat® - * 2k ok Clean Record, | :*11‘*#4&{;{##; I EETE T T T xS A bt S g 3] ° N W "Wg‘:st makes Jinks so ‘Droud of his ¥' DRUGS AND JEWELRY ' & BANKING AND SAVINGS % X DWIGHT D. MILLER & % i \\ K ‘ancesi:ors? ;"never heard-any of them ¥ Wholesalers and Retailers % X Save systematically. Make use % & . —Special Agent— * i ¥ - dig agy’thing- % Service and satistaction, Mail ¥ & of our Savings Department. X & Midland Insurance Co., Life, % ~ Thpt' s exactly the point. So many * Orders given that same ser- ¥ & We welcome your open ac- ¥ X Accident, Health Insurance % B e — persons’ ancestors did do-things ‘which || Bl 3 vies yoii ' get in™ person. X x i : s - got them into trouble with the police.” o ARiEny. i e g sk ing e ~Richmond Times-Dispateh g BARKER'S * X SECURITY STATH BANK & % 116 Third 8t. * 'Yo if —'; % / . /% Third St. .. .Bemidji, Minn. X % Bemidji, Minn, % % Over Baker's Jewelry Store & ung man, if you s iy BabHletl ot 1 KKK KKK KKK KKK KR KKK KK KRR RKR KRR KKK KKK KK are not going to b 7. n :i'**'******’*##ii KR K KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KK KKK ar . o-Ii-Ta Y, Who- Was- per- ¥ X For Farm Insurance and . % % . * wear a full beard ! riettally pestering bim with compiants ||B|. X DEAN LAND CO. * x Farm Lons, See x x BERMAN INS. AGENCY & —Russxan style— of his wifels shortcomings. *“As her * * Kk J. P. LAHR x % Farm, Fire, Tornado * l‘l AR : S behavior is g0 intolerable, I will alfer ¥ Land, Loans, Insurance & % x % 'lna % then for the sake of your appearance keep thy wiil and gut her off with a shilling." Ao ol i< tl ha ed N h 5 s The pld mgn heard no more of his x and City Property * X Lands Bought and Sold & % MoneytoLvan Land to Sell & . neatly s ;/ A eltf er your sweetheart nor - da‘ligl’:)fer's‘famngs. % Troppman Block Bemidji & % Markham Hotel ,Blds'. * & It will pay you to know us - & ur # re to . o6 with & , L o % X Bemidji, Minn. « Phone 19 Bemidji, Minn. % |®) your employer prefers see you wit Risea Liitle. Highs: EHE KRR KR HIEK KRR R KR KRR KRR KRR KK KA KRR |" , Thoge Who live ‘on thé mountains | have 3 longer day than those who live | in the valleys. Sometimes all we need to brighten our day is to rise a little Leather bottles, of blackjucks, were common in Europe two centuries ago. The bottles, were often made of one . R n,Stiopi Sflfe’ty Rliots skin doubled up'and closely’ stitched \,\ : s New Blad together, leaving- an aperture, ifor; the Soa] s ] es neck. The swpper was made of wood, Styptic Pendh Brushes ” i born or old ‘leather. A" good deal of | - f NgE B 7k ) 4 care was required reparation | ¢ ‘Soothing Ointments ‘Talcum Powder o the leather, which had to be ofled | 8na worke vith hammers to make it supple and then washed with alye 80; Phone g3 e e s | e