Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, October 11, 1916, Page 6

WILLIAM & MA%Y%'N" TONIGHT A Triangle program — five-part drama and two-part comedy—is the attraction at the Grand theater to- night. William S. Hart, who is star- red by the Triangle Kay-Bee in “The Aryan,” plays the dramatic part of a rugged man of the desert, who, hav- ing been fleeced of his fortune by vampire women of a lawless town, turns hatefully against the entire feminine sex. How he becomes the ruler of a band of renegades in a mining camp, utterly despising wo- men for ensuing years until he is awakened to the cose of his race by a gentle, fearless girl who trusts him, is the dominant note of the story. The two-part Triangle-Keystone com- edy is a mirthful sketch entitled “His Bread and Butter.” Earl Geil, county treasurer, has re- turned from Edenberg and Berthold, N. D., where he has been on business for the past week. At Berthold, Mr. Geil visited his sister. FINMEGAN’S PHILOSOPHY On the Merry-Go-Round. “Faith an’ now Wilson’s for pro- tection. Four year agone he was agin 'fl. for it was agin the constychooshun. [Now that he is for it, that immortal |lnsthrument has also changed fits fmind. He makes me head shwim. i “But I've good company. Bryan an’ pnrrIson, the civil service Dlmycmm.; |and the rale Dimycrats, the Passyfists; /an’ the vulgar sowls that's none ‘Too, [Proud to Fight'—they've all been on, the Merry-go-round. Some iv tbhni iturned sick. H “‘God bless ye—ye're a good man,: but ye make me dizzy,’ says Bryan, leppin’ from the Hobby Horse and run- mnin' for the woods. ‘I've a ginywine; [raygrit at losin' ye,’ says Wudr.hrow( [throwin’ him a Cocked-Hat iv the vin-| tage of 1909. “‘Here’s the Army bill,’ says Garri- son. ‘How does it suit? he axes, “‘Fine,’ says Wudthrow, ‘barrin’ aj few changes’ ‘Ye'll redraw it he| says, ‘to provide, says he, ‘volun-| itary universal service in a Federali iMilishy,” says he, ‘conthrolled be the, jstates,’ says he; ‘an’ recruited be| ispiritial com-pulsion,’ says he. ‘It [shud be nayther too large nor too: ('smflll,’ says he; ‘or maybe both,’ he: |says; ‘an’ the ammynition,’ says he, 'must be nayther too much nor too! ttle, says he. ‘T've to see Hay, be- fore I decide the daytales, for 'tis me| Jooty to kape an open mind,’ snysi ‘Wudthrow. | “‘Stop the music and lave me off," :8ays Garrison. ‘Are ye crazy or am| {J? Garrison moans, layin’ on his back, [nn' gazin’ wildly at th’ sky. ‘God bless: iye,’ says Wudthrow. ‘I've a neat-real, {raygrit at losin’ you,’ he says, And as \Garrison beats it to Jarsey the Merry—f iGo-Round plays a side step. i i “‘F’what iv the Navy? says Kitchin., Tt shud be thruly adequate lvry-f iwhere,’ says the Great Idaylist, ‘ex-! |cept in Montany, where we need no; |Navy, says he, ‘and in St. Louey, lwhere it shud be the biggest in the iworld. We'll be none exthravagant ,llke thim Raypublicans,’ says he, ‘so. here’s the Dimycrat bill ye’ll pass,’ ’aays he. “‘But this same is the Raypubli- can’s bill; says Kitchin starin’. ‘Ye'll 'go an’ pass it,’ says Wudthrow, pousd- ing the desk. ‘Heoray,’ says the black Raypublicans votin’ for the bill. ‘Do L dream, drank, I'd tink I was boozed, says Kitchin in a thremblin’ vice. And he falls off. “‘How about the Army bill? axes Hay. “‘Thorough an’ instant preparation for definse must be the wurd,’ says ‘Wudthrow, wid heroic ris’lution in his eye. *‘1 have here a bill,” says Hay, ‘pro- vidin’ for an increase iv five hundther men a year for twinty year, he says; ‘an’ amynishun for six hours’ ackshun,’ he says, ‘’twill make us safe from. Maddygasker, measles, muckrakin’, milit-ris and marital infidelity, he says, ‘an’ we'll catch Villy before he dies av he doan’t die before we eatch ‘him,” says Hay. *‘Embrace me,’ says Wilson. ‘Oh Hay—afther all preparedness is a matther iv the heaxt an’ not of guas or forts. Did Cleveland ivir give ye a job? he axes, stoppin’ short like. *‘Divil a wan,' says Hay. ‘Thin, says Wudthrow shakin’ the both iv Hay’s hands cordial like, *for yer patri- otic service in so bravaly sipportfa’ me policies,” he says, ‘in ail their phrases,’ he says, ‘1 make a judge iv ye’he,” says he, ‘as well as yer frind that ye put in the Jcker, says the Prisidint. ‘Howly Saints,’ says the preparation Sinitors. “‘Ph’'what does this mean at all at all? they axes. ‘I've the wan thrack mind,’ says the Presidint, ‘an’ Yye go all through me train iv thought before ye come to the pork car,’ says the. ‘Are ye on? axes the Apostle iv Common Counsels. “‘We’re on,” says the Sinitors, fall- ing off. An’ the Merry-Go-Round plays a Wilson Waltz, (which ye know, Jawn, is wan step forward, two steps back, hesitate an’ sidestep). An’ Tu- multy goes out to spread the glad tidin's that the preparation p’rade will be led be the Presidint in person. * ‘How does he save his face?” asked* Malumphy. “Wid his mouth,” responded Finne-; gan dryly. { There’s five hundred different kinds of pen points soid here and the Pioneer office has over 400 of them. Come and see them. If we haven’t it we'll get it quickly. e e ey says Kitchin. ‘If 1 iver % —Special Agent— Midland Insurance Co., Life, POLITICAL ARNOUNCEMENT ‘(Authorized and placed by Charles S. Carter. Amount paid for series $20.00). I am a candidate for Representa- tive from the 62nd district, and re- spectfully solicit your support at the election, Nov. 7, 1916. I might make numerous promises as to what'I will do if elected, but quantity promises are made largely to gain votes, and are soon forgotten after election. Therefore, the prom- ises I have to make are few in num- ber, but these few will be religiously kept, if I am elected. I do promise, if elected, that I shall perform the duties of Representative to the State Legislature purely in the interest of the people, irrespective of party consideration or political ex- pediency. Iam opposed to the further issuing of ditch bonds in this district until the present judicial ditch law is || amended so that ditches will be con- structed only where the quality of the soil, prospective settlement and gen- | eral conditions warrant same. I believe the operation of the pres- ent judicial ditch law to be excessive- ly costly and that the homes and property of our citizens, which are pledged for the payment of the in- terest and principal of said bonds, have been jeopardized by the enor- mous issue of bonds, and the high rate of interest paid therefore. I will do all I can to secure legis- lation to relieve the county from any possible future payment of said ditch loans. My politics are Republican, but under the law I am compelled to make the race as a Non-partisan. I prom- ise also, that every citizen, regard- less of his political belief will re- ceive the same degree of courtesy and attention, and that special privil- eges will be extended to none. Respectfully yours, CHAS. S. CARTER. tf to 117 Hufinen & Olsary : FURNITURE D~ f UNDERTAKING H N. McKEE, Funeral Directar Phone 178-W or R Dwight D. Miller Insurance Speciaiist 1Can Insure Anything Anywhere Accident, Health Insurance . Agents Wanted Telephone 360-W Offices 116 Third St. Over Baker’'s Jewelry Store el Rl R Lt g n a g aa i " FUNERAL DIRECTOR M. E. IBERTSON UNDERTAKER 405 Beltrami Ave., Bemidji, J Minn, ADDITIONAL WANT ADS Too Late To Classify FOR RENT — Seven-room house. Phone 247 or call at 1215 Dewey Ave. 3d1013 JOT IT DOWN That we do the very best line of Commercial Printing and at reasonable prices. Give us your next order and let us prove our assertion, Bear in mind, we want your business, and we pro- pose making ourselves de- serving. Are you with us? THANK YOU PIANO SALE! 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