Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, October 9, 1916, Page 3

R N LR S Mrs. W. 8. Davies of Crookston and her sister, Mrs. Helen N. Cole, of Los Angeles, Cal.,, have left for Fargo, ‘where they will be the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Hal S. Davies. Mrs. Davies and Mrs. Cole will visit with Dr. and Mrs. E. H. Marcum at Bemidji before ..’ 78. Cole leaves for Los Angeles the latter part of the month.—Grand Forks Herald, Oct. 7. The Turtle River Working club met at the home of George Kaiser last Saturday and the time was spent in husking corn. The club will hold its next meeting at the home of Mr, and Mrs. Frank Lattimer on Nov. 4. N. Ritchie of Jenkins, Minn., who is a guest at the M. Guthrie home, was a club visitor. ' Cevil Procter and Miss Charlotte Mosen, both of East Bemidji, were uvited in marriage Saturday after- Aoon at 2 o’clock at the bride’s home, "Rev. Grambo of Nymore officiating. Mr. and Mrs. Procter will make their home on the Procter farm six miles east of Bemidji. Mr. and Mrs. L. H. Hahn of Rock Lake, N. D., were in Bemidji Satur- day. Mr. Hahn wants to buy a tract of land composed of two or three sec- tions of land and establish a Dunkard settlement in this vicinity, and if suitable arrangements can be made a Dunkard church will be built. Mrs. Parmenter of Hastings, Minn., is in the city, having been called here by the illness of her daughter, Mrs. C. B. Powell. Mrs. Powell’s sister-in-law, Mrs. Ed Parmenter, of Hastings, who has visited Mrs. Pow- ell for the past couple of days, re- turned to her home yesterday. John Hakkerup and family left riday for Virginia, Minn., where Mr. ‘akkerup will open a studio. He was formerly in the photography business in Crookston. John Hakke- rup is a brother of N. L. Hakkerup of this city. George R. Merritt, general agent of the refrigerator service of the North- ern Pacific Railroad company, St. Paul, was the guest of George Walk- er, Bemidji agent of the Minnesota & International Ry. Co., Saturday. Attorney M. J. Brown, who has been appointed commissioner to con- duct the investigation of Koochi- ching county affairs, returned to In- ternational Falls this morning after spending Sunday with his family. Mesdames Andrew Anderson, A. Torgenson and T. Lovedahl of Big Falls, Minn.,, who have been guests at the A. Aakhus home in East Be- midji for the past week, returned to their homes Saturday. Charles Cominsky, formerly con- nected with Schneider Bros. men’s clothing store, returned this morn- ‘~2 from St. Paul where he has been THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER ; the guest of relatives for the past|the Bemidji schools, returned ' this few days. George Walker, local agent of the M. & I. Ry. Co., has returned from a two weeks’ trip through Canada. He visited at Prince Albert, Leask, North Battleford, Winnipeg and other points. Mina A. Meyers. Hair dressing, scalp treatment, etc. Switches $1.50. Troppman Block. Phone 112-W.— Adv. 1011 Mrs. Arthur Kahala, who has been the guest of friends and relatives in Cass Lake and Bemidji for the past several days, returned to her home in Crookston Saturday. Miss Clara Petrowiski and Miss Laura Nelson of Shotley and Mr. and Mrs. Bernhard Espe of Waskish au- toed to Bemidji Saturday and attend- ed the movies. Miss B. Hendrickson of Nevis has accepted a position with the M. Kap- lan store. She arrived in the city Saturday and commenced her duties this morning. A. G. Wedge, vice president of the First National bank, left this noon for Grand Rapids where he will at- tend to business matters for a short time. Mr. and Mrs. Ole Stortroen, Alma Klungseth and Mrs. H. C. Aldrich of Wilton autoed to Bemidji Saturday and attended the Elks’ carnival. Mrs. Frank Deming, Mrs. B. An- derson and Mrs. O. Hayth of Northern were the guests of Bemidji friends Saturday afternoon. Miss Mavis Warner, who has vis- ited relatives in Crookston for a short time, returned to her home in Puposky today. John Morrison, police officer at the Elks’ Kangaroo court, returned to his home at the Red Lake agency this morning. R. C. Héyner of the Realty Land company of Minneapolis is the guest of his family in Bemidji for a few|! days. Mr. and Mrs. J. O. Harris and baby and daughter, Florence, of Kelliher attended the Elks’ carnival Saturday. Ore of these mice aays you ought tc go to Hakkerup’s and have your picture taxen.-—Adv. 14tf ‘William Church and family of Yola motored to Bemidji Saturday and at- tended the Elks’ carnival. Ruth Leet of Blackduck was the guest of Miss Margaret Wedge, 605 Lake Boulevard, Saturday. Ingvald Juvrud, science teacher in Afewslicesof our de- licious, tasty bacon for breakfast will start your day just right. Bacon Used in many other ways that may sug- gest themselves, you will always find our bacon sure to add en- joyment to the meal. We always have the best and sell it either in sides or sliced, as you choose. Full Weight GUARANTEED and Prices Right Troppman’s Dept. Store 4 Phone 927 Don’t forget WRIGLEYS morning from Minneapolis. MNrs. C. E. Medley and Kenneth Medley of Tenstrike spent Saturday in Bemidji on business. Mrs. Harry Bowers and daughter, Annie, of Eckles were carnival visit- ors in the city Saturday. Dr. and Mrs. G. M. Palmer and Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Battles motored to Minneapolis yesterday. Mrs. F. W. Hart of Laporte was a between-train shopper in the city Saturday. Mrs. Alfred Bergeson of Leonard was a business visitor in Bemidji Sat- urday. Miss Beth Reid of Blackduck was the guest of Bemidji friends Satur- day. L. G. Crothers returned this morn- ing from a few days’ visit in Chicago. $50,000 to loan on farms. Land Co.—Adv. Dean a71tt Mrs. A. Daniher of International Falls is the guest of Bemidji friends. CARD OF THANKS. We wish to express our heartfelt thanks to our kind friends and neigh- bors who so kindly assisted us during the illness and after the death of our beloved daughter, Edna. Also for the beautiful floral offerings. —Bernhard Sivertson 109 : and family. SEVENTY-FIVE YEARS A PRIEST: CELEBRATED (By United Press) St. Boniface, Man., Oct. 9.—Rev. Father Demase Dandurand today celebrated the seventy-fifth anniver- sary of his ordination as a priest of the Roman Catholic church. He is past 98 years and the oldest priest on the North American continent. FINNEGAN'S PHILOSOPHY BALAAM. “Well do I mind the story,” said {Finnegan. “Balaam was a highbrow ithat knowed less than his Jackass. He itook an office to curse the people. The Jackass saved them, ’Tis all in iNumber Twinty-two. Och, hone! ’'Tis idifferent these times. The Jackass |knew better till Balaam tamed him. “‘Lave me ride ye,’ says Balaam, ‘an’ {I'll make ye the biggest Ass in the jwurld.’ | “‘Great, says the Ass; ‘what d’ye iteed? “‘Pork,’ says Balaam. “‘Me savior,’” says the Ass. “So Balaam mounts. But soon the Jack balks. “‘Phwat is it? says Balaam. “‘Snakes,’ says the Ass; ‘Ut looks like the jawbone uv me mother. “‘G’'wan,” says Balaam, hittin’ the Ass a clip, ‘’tis me furren’ policy, he says. “‘Phwat’s ut for? axes the Ass. “‘Ut definds the nashun,’ says Ba- laam. “‘How? says the Ass. “‘Faith; says Balaam, ‘ut takes a bigger Ass than you to know that. Lave it to Brine,’ says Balaam to the Ass; an’ the Jack walks on medita- tin’. “‘Hee, haw,’ says The Ass, balkin’ an’ kickin’, “‘What now? says Balaam. “‘Divil a Jackass ever seen the like,’ spys the Ass. ‘Ut could be a frog,’ shys he, ‘for ut stands up in front, 4nd sits down behind; an’ ’tis mos'ly mouth,’ says the Ass. ‘Ut has white feathers,” says the Jack, ‘wid yaller streaks, that changes,’ he says, °‘to Very Crooz Red, or Niagary Blue, an’ now they’re Carrysall Yaller again,’ says he. ‘Hivins, have I been drink- In? screams the Ass to Balaam. “‘Saints be praised,’ says Balaam. ‘Me Watchful Waitin’ can still change ! its mind’ he says. ‘G’wan, where glory waits,” he says. ‘G'wan, in the service uv Mankind,’ says Balaam to the Ass, touching him up. An’ the Ass shuffles ahead, wavin’ his ears in edmiration. “‘Hee-haw! Hee-haw! says the Jack, rearin’ up wid his eyes bulgin'. “‘Phwat’s grippin’ ye now? says‘ Balaam, impashunt like. “‘I dunno,’ says the Ass. ‘Ut looks; 3 ¥ B ] clalist Crew,’ he says. “*'Tis me Ship Bill,; says Balaam.| ‘Side step to the right’ he says;' ‘side step to the left’ says he, wel- tin’ ‘him. ‘Back up,’ says Balaam,| near wrenchin’ off the Jack’s jaw.' ‘Now forward for the Merchant Ma-, rine an’ fifty millyun pork,’ says Ba-i ‘| laam wid a shower uv blows; an’ the Ass goes on thremblin’. “‘Wah-hee! Wah-hee! Wah-hee!’' says the Jack, shyin’ so he near threw his rider. “‘T'll learn ye to shy at me Naval Bill’ says Balaam, lar-rupin’ ‘the baste so he cud scarce stand. . “‘Ye can't pass ut widout wearin’ Republican clothes,’ says the Jack in a coarse whisper. “‘Ye Ass,’ says Balaam. ‘Don’t ye know that anny cloes is betther mor, nakedness? G'wan,’ says Balaam, in tones uv thunder. So the poor baste lopes on, limpin’ wid pain. “I've not time to tell ye all the ad- ventures they had, but they kep’ om over rough roads, now an’ then cros-' sin’ a ditch on a wan term plank, which made even Balaam unaisy. Iviry time the Jack kicked, he got, short rations an’ a wallop. So when, the journey was near over, the poor, baste was all in, and far too proud to! fight. Any Jack-Ass can be that' when he'’s licked. ' “Wan stormy night, the Jack blooms Into a harmony like a Dimyecrat Tariff Hymn played on a gaspipe wid the feet. * ‘Phwat ails ye now? calls Balaam, clubbin’ him wid both hands. “‘Nivver did I pass the like,’ yells the Ass, sweating and thremblin’. ‘Ut says ut’s an eight hour law. Oh, phwat is ut? screams the Ass to Balaam, feebly waggin’ his ears. “‘I dinno phwat ut is meself,’ says Balaam, ‘but I know phwat ut’s got, Balaam says. “‘Phwat? axes the poor Ass. “‘Five hundther thousand votes, says Balaam, wid a pious air. ‘G’wan, ye big Ass, an’ doant ye argue wid *Talk about light, fluffy, tempting and wholesome Jelly Rolls, Takes, Biscuitsandother ~ good things! My! but CALUMET BAKING POWDER certainly beats the band for sure results — for purity, economy and wholesome bakings.' Tell your mother to try Calumet Baking Pow- der on the mon?’y-back guarantee. ok Book Free— in Pound Cax. oY S like /the Flyin’ Dutchman with a So- after every meal an Idaylist, says Dalaam to The Ass. “‘We can’t pass ut in the dark.’ Dleads the Ass. ‘Lave us wait for ‘light.” moans the Ass, weepin’, “‘Nix," says Balaam. ‘There’s a hot time comin’ an' the votesll spile. Do ye thurst for sixteen more years in the wilderness? Giddap, says he, ‘purgin’ y’er heart, says Balaam, ‘fv iviry thought that’s selfish,’ says Ra- ‘laam, ‘or personal,’ chants Balaam to 'tlre poor Ass ticklin’ the Jack's slats wid a couplin’ pin. “By this time the Ass was so wore out wid his ardyous labors, that he knew no more than Balaam himself, So, wid one despairin’ cry, he dropped his ears, as he an’ his master stumbled forward into the dark.” Ploneer want ads bring resulte. to keep in mind the fact that in addition to printing this' news- paper we do job work of any kind. When in need of anything in this line be sure liable. PART OF THE STORY is told by our window display, but we want you to come in and get all the facts. Ask for an EVEREADY CONTEST BLANK-—- there’s an opportunity to make $3,000 very quick- ly—it is real money for someone—and it might as well be YOU. It costs you nothing to try—call today. Contest Closes November 7th—at midnight. BEMIDJI HARDWARE CO. Cor. Minn. Ave. and 4th. 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An Essanay Drama SELIC-TRIBUNE WEEKLY also GRAND The Great : - His Mate NAPOLEON & SALLY 7:30-8:30 5c and 10c TONIGHT Tomorrow=-Maclyn Arbuckle in “THE REFORM CANDIDATE” 7:30 and 845 Tonight Admission Five Part Ivan Filmplay Featuring The Star Actress | MAUDE FEALY “The Immortal Flame”’ A melodrama based on the theory that ‘“‘Love cannot be bought or sold. The only price of love is-love.”’ T e av i I n G E = = E T