Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 13, 1915, Page 2

- One month by carrier ' his name J. Ezekiel . hyphenated king? The Bemidji#Daily Pioneer e s P Telopho ‘Bntered at-the post office at Bemidii, Minn;, .as second-class matter under Act of €ongress of March 3, 1879. Published every afternoon except Sunday —_— “No attention paid to anonymous con- tributions. Writer's name must be known to the editor, but not necessarily for. publication. Communications for the Weekly Plo- neer should reach_ this-office not later ‘than Tuesday of each week to insure * publication in the current issue. Subscription Rates One_year by carrier. . 4.00 Three months, postage paid 1.00 Six months, postage paid 2.00 One year, postage paid... 4.00 The Weekly Plone Eight pages, containing a summary of the news of the week. Published every Thursday and sent postage paid to any 7HIS PAPER REPRESENTED FOR FOREIGN ADVERTISING BY THE GENERAL OFFICES NEW YORK AND CHICAGO BRANCHES IN ALL THE PRINCIPAL CITiE* Our Slogan: “Bemidji 25,000 Population in 1925” Uncle Sam has resorted again to the movies to educate the public. This time he has invoked the cinema to show how carelessness and negli- gence hamper the Federal mail ser- vice. - Within a few weeks motion pictures will be thrown on the screen outlining the vast amount of work necessary to handle the people’s mail and many incidents of failure on the part of the sender of the letter will be made plain. Simple Names. An eastern reformer has started a crusade against middle names. “Can you-imagine a Julius B. Caesar?” he snorts, ‘“‘or a George F. Washington or a Napoleon McY. Bonaparte?” The first reference is unfortunate, inasmuch as the gentleman’s full ap- pellation was Caius Julius Caesar. He was ashamed of it, however, and set a good example to Thomas Woodrow ‘Wilson and Stephen Grover Cleveland by dropping his front name when he entered public life. When you come right down to it, two names ought to be enough for anybody. A third name is generally as useless as a third wheel on a bi- cycle, even if it does look well in a birth notice or a wedding invitation. * Of -course, the more names a man has tagged onto him, the less likely he is to be mislaid or to have his mail opened by strangers, but even those advantages hardly justify a French mother in giving her helpless off- spring Jean Paul Baptiste Francois George Jacques Andre for its Chris- tian name. In Idaho a man boasting or three initials is irrevently dubbed ‘“Alphabet,” and it's no more than he deserves. There have been lots of men who amounted to something with only one name. There was Moses, for ex- ample. *Would he have had any more dignity or influence if he’d signed Moses? And there were Solomon and Alexander and Homer and Solon and no end of notables in the same category. Kirigs and emperors as a class have fewer names than anybody else. No ““matter what silly queen-mothers may ‘happen to have them christened, when they become their own bosses they choose whatever names they like, and -none of them-chooses more than one. It's just plain George or William or Nicholas—not' even an initial. And as for hyphens,-who ever heard of get to.the top, it seems, in order to find real democracy and simplicity in names. Ilillli#flifli#il&i % -~ ‘EDITORIAL EXPLOSIONS iili**##!l‘lilkl## Our advice to Minnesota farmers is, “never mind the war, but hurry| along with your planting.”—Wadena Pioneer Journal. —e— The present legislature has been slow in passing bills, but it is likely to get its wind soon and then there will be something doing.—Greenbush ‘Tribune. —— It’s the little trick that claims the vietory or loss in the book of life. If you make good you fulfill your contract, and get a bonus—if you lose, the honors go to' the other fel- low. Some drop out, others hang to the finish and quite often win in the end. - No cheating - ever pays, fair _play is the slogan always, but what- ever the outcome, it's a good old world -atter all—Walker Pilot: —— “When I was over at the hardware store looking at a new fangled garden rake last week, I had the pleasure (%) ‘of witnessing a tragedy. It was You've got tof: n 18-karat tightwad parting with an American -dollar. Talk' about] your moaning and groaning! He bought a dollar’s worth of 10-penny nails and before planking down the money he squeezed it so hard that the Goddess - of - Liberty: :thought she had her corset laced too: tight. That same- person. wouldn’t: give a thirsty Pekin duck a drink if he own- ed the Pacific ocean.—Uncle Zeke. —— One of .the most uncomfortable people to have around is the “candid friend.” He has the idea that his special mission in life is to point out all your failings and to do it in the most disagreeable manner possible. Of your qualities he says nothing, he is concerned only with what he con- siders your faults. If you take ex- ception to his criticism he replies: “My dear fellow, I am" advising’ you as your candid friend,” and in saying that he implies that you ought to be grateful to him.—Two Harbors Journal News. CHOOSE A NAME TO Shakespeare (or was it Bacon) said “What’s in a name?” The correct answer is said to be “more or less.” One is reminded of the story told by Judge Simpkins. It seems that he was traveling in a strange part of the country and stopped at an old negro’s cabin to inquire the direction to a certain village. It so happened that there were eight or ten colored children playing in the yard, all re- sembling one another and bearing unmistakable likeness to the old man. When the desired information was sought the colored patriarch turned to one of the piccanninnies and said: Here, you Judas Iscariot, come and see what this gemmen’ done want.” He was asked why he had given such a name to his son. “Case it’s a Bible name,” replied the old man. “But,” suggested the judge, “you could have found lots of names in the Bible that would be better and more appropriate for your son.” “Deed, I couldn’t, boss,” responded the darkey. “I already had eleven children when he comes, so I goes lookin’ frew de. Bible to fin’ him a name, an’ I come to where it says ‘it 'ud been better for Judas Iscariot if he neber been born.” The old colored father at least had the advantage of most of us in the fact that he read the Bible, although he did get the purport somewhat twisted. In the new illustrated Bible now being presented by The Pioneer on the educational certificate plan, the various passages are made ‘plain by accompanying illustrations that por- tray the actual meaning of the text. Such a Bible has never before been issued. It gives to the reader an en- tirely new and correct conception which is at once interesting and in- structive. The Bible thus becomes an educational work of . rare value to young and old alike. It is just the book for the family—father, mother, brother and sister—everybody that would have a desire to enlighten him- self on everyday topics of conver- sation. ‘The Pioneer is now presenting these Bibles for six certificates with the the cost of distribution, as explained elsewhere. Clip the certificate from another page of this issue. “ORY” FORCES WOULD MAKE CHICAGO A SAHARA; Chicago, March 13.—Temperance forces are today planning the great- est. fight they have yet undertaken. Their plan is to make Chicago, sec- ond largest city in the United States; as arid-as Sahara. A fund of $200,~ is being raised for the assault in force on the :Midde Western metropolisy| Work of raising a “preliminary fund”} 0fs $25,000- already -has started. As. m mmi%*&-fi--&.’;:fi HEAD_STUFEED, FROM, = % lmnkfl ORA'COLD Says Cream Applied in Nostr Opens: Air- Passages Right Up. Instant relief—no waiting. You~ clogged -nostrils' open-right up; the ai- - p a-of your. head: clear and-you e breathe freely. No-more hawking, snui. fling, blowing, headache, dryness. N | struggling for breath at night; yout cold. or catarrh.disappears. Get a small :bottle of Ely’s: Creanm, Balm from your. druggist now... Apply a little of ‘this fragrant, antiseptic, | healing cream in your nostrils. It pen. etrates through every air passage of the head, soothes the inflamed or swoller mucous membrane and relief comes in- stantly. It’s just fine. with a cold or nasty catarrh, Proper Treatment for ‘Biliousness. | For a long time Miss Lulu Skeltonj jChurchville, N. Y., was bilious an had sick headache and dizzy spells;, Chamberlain’s Tablets were the only thing that gave her permanent re lief. . Obtainable everywhere. cmcn:srsn PILLS every saloon in:Chicago be put to a|feudal lordsof the old levee-district, isome . weeks' back when a sharply [prominent temperance advocates as FIT THE CASE| of the general 'commlttee o “church and temperance workers, every ward in the city will be combed by work-|worst drink resorts in this.city. The ers for signatures to a ‘pétition ask-|temous ‘Hinky-Diuky “Kemma and is ing that the question of closing up |able aid, Bath House John Coughlin,| - g lhu “closing months of his' Incum-| bency, has closed up many of the| vote in ‘April; 1916. [ formerly ‘were -with' Mayor Harrison, Temperance workers declared to-|foot, guns and horse. At the recent day they will make the Chicago fight [-primaries they ‘‘declared neutrality.” the most: spectacular in thethistory of | Their: wards=went - overwhelmingly | organized war on intemperance. The (against Harrison. 3 bitter struggle waged at Springfield —_— § ‘A'New South”Wales irrigation dam; drawn .alignment of wets and drys|which will cost $3,680,000, will.im- completely “disrupted party organi-|pound 33,800,000 cubic feet of water, zations and held .the lower :house|backed up in a lake 40 miles long. deadlocked for the longest time in|—7m—— the state’s history, was merely a for- ‘taste of the-temperance fight that is planned. Speakers of national fame will be brought to Chicago to aid in the fight They: will ‘be led by '‘G. F. Rinehart; ‘‘the,man who made Arizona: dry.” “Billy” Sunday will be called to help, and an effort will be made to get such Severe> Head Pains -Caiised*By:-Catarrh' T Feel TIt. “a-Duty to “Mankind Secretary of State Bryan.and Secre- tary of the Navy Dainels to speak at different times. u! I‘p A«I ‘-. y “ \hlllp "}*ln..L,.. s I ff iw u' Lh L i i ||\nip||”‘1u||m{[ i Qi ‘The biggest automobile value ever offered for : 1ess than-$1,000, Powerful, swift, silent, ‘The easiest car in the On every available ‘display sign world to drive. space the committee- will paste. pla- ‘The greatest of all hill cards and erect = monster electric climbers. signs reading, ‘‘Did Booze. Ever Do |, Holds the road at 50 You Any Good,” in letters five feet, miles an hour. high. These signs will be lighted « and' blazing: from sundown to sun- w!.]] the Features rise. Great mass meetings will be : ofvl‘ST.MTCI—;‘— held weekly. Smaller meetings will| . Mr. W. H. Chaney, E. F. D. 2, —_— be held mornings and afternoons ev- ery day in the ‘week after the real campaign gets well under way.. A publicity staff of a half dozen or more men and women, some of whom al- ready. have been arranged for, will be named to keep the newspapers of the city and all over the state sup-|_ plied with “features.” That the saloon men are admitted- ly alarmed over the fight which they have openly been told was to , be waged against them, can be seen in the marshalling of forces on that side of the liquor question. Many Chicagoans saw in Mayor Harrison’s defeat at the recent municipal pri- maries for re-election, the finger of Treat Pimples > Sutherlin, -writes: T have been a sufferer from catarrh of the head. ‘Since taking four bot- tles of your: Peruna I feel like a different person.altogether. The se- vere pains .in my head have disap- peared, and my entire system -has, been greatly strengthened. “This ismy first testimonial to the curative qualities of any patent medicine. I feel it a duty to man- kind to let them know of Peruna. In my estimation it 13 the greatest - medicine on earth for catarrh.” ‘We have thousands of testimonials lilke Mr. Chaney’s. Some of them were cured after years of suffering and, disappointment in finding a remedy. : Send for free copy of “Ills of Life” The Peruna Co., Columbus, Ohio. Those -who okject to liquid medi- cines can:now procure Peruna Tab- lots. Pittsylvania LT A G With Bemidji, electric starter and electric lights $55 extra. A. A. CARTER Exclusive Agent A superb, fast, powerfuls roomy five-passenger family automobile. ‘The car that is revolution- izing automobile conditions everywhere, lmm@ummummwfl’m" Read the Want Ads. 1‘w ! . A LA T . E ‘% X ' .One-half cent per word per ¥ % fissue, cash with copy. * %+ ‘Regular charge rate, one cent. ¥ & per word per & ad taken for-less than 10 cents. x| DR: ‘D ‘L.-STANTON, * . Minimum * issue. *i’lillfififil’llfii 'DR. J. T.”TUOMY, Phone 1;4.,2 _‘Pogue's Livery DRAY. LINE 1 T DRAY AND TRANSFER § Safe and-Piano Moving KRR KRR Rés. Phone 58 318 America Ave. Office’ Phone 12. insertion. 'No ¥ 'DENTIST Office -in Winter Block charge, 5c pért Phone 31. AN A AN AR AN PN AN WANTED—Girl for general house- DENTIST Gibbons: Block .Tel. 330 North of Markham Hotel = a%wEms____ ‘HELP WANTED. “work. - Mrs. J. O: Harris, 703 Be- midji Ave. ‘WANTED—Girl for general house: FOR' RENT—Furnished rooms.! Mrs. FOR- RENT—Two modern GRAHAM M. TORRANCE, work, Apply 820 Beltrami Ave. LAWYER “| Miles” Block Phone §60 D. H. FISK;-Court Commissioner ATTORNEY; AT 'LAW -Office second: fioor ©’'Leary-Bowser Building. A. E. Henderson, 600 Bemidji Ave rooms. 1121-Bemidji Ave. FOR RENT—Room. 1009 Bemiaji| . - PHYSICIANS; : SURGEONS Ave. and Biackheads | from flte Inside | Don’t Rely Upun Cosmetics —.. || They Only “Cover Up.” . _| Don’t fool or putter with pimples ;. or blackheads by squeezing them. ‘That's only a temporary cure. Re- move the cause by inside work. Take -'Hollister's Rocky Mountain Herb Tea (or Tablets) at least once a week for a month or so and watcl your complexion clear up. Bell Wright’s: Masterpiece, Wednesday, ‘March 17 Bemidji Playgoers -Will Have A Treat St. Patrick’s Day ehave secured for' one night only Harold amount of expense items to defray | Don't sty -tufledn;:l Before — After ~ ; “Pm a fright! Look at me mow” | The: chances are there s nothing wrong with youn skin, The trouble lles in your system. Inactive liver, sluggish bowels: caused by indiges- tion and constipation do more harm to your complexion than you Imags ine:;Hollister's Rocky Mountain Herb Tea corrects it all. It is a pure veg- etable compound ' that-acts as a “bowel-tonic and regulator. It keep: the body healthy and in good condi- tion all the: time by its -wonderful and thoroughly. cleansing properties. Its action rids the system of the ‘harmtul - : th complexia the " inside remedy. at the end. of a month the results willlamaze you. - At:Druggists; Tea or.Tablets, - Price 35c-a package. ith - this. remarkable - midjl Minn. 25 40 (13 " Sy o Ly oG fes « 150 “ Barker’s' Drug’ Stofe: 217 ‘35d’ St Bb Take it twice.a week and - 15 Watt rlazda.‘.‘........ 20¢ each -'Prices 35¢;'80c¢, 76¢c, $1 THE WINNING OF BARBARA WORTH -with: Leona Stater as ‘Barbara and a New York cast, a superb scenic production ot a soul stirring story. . Out of town reservation will be given prompt attention. Thisis'not a moving picture and is without question “the ‘greatest attraction ever.secured: for Bemidji as this is the same com- pany that plays Winnipeg: and: the Twin Cities. First Row. $1.50 “Make Reservations 'Early Order your Electric Lamps from the “Warfield Electric: Company, place i in the c1ty on short netice. We: handle only the best that is made.” : sell lamps at the’ following prices, to ‘our custoners delivered any for:their own use: New Type Gas Filled Mazdas s 100 Watt.. v $1.00-each i 200 ¢ | . 225 ¢ “ 400 ¢ i35 u . 1000 ¢ s .6.50 ¢ ‘ li ‘anything needed in_ the Electrical Line, remember our prices are’ al- : : -ways the lowest and that we handle only the 5 . hest goods ‘made. - i WARFlELD ELECTRIC CO PHONE 26 - Co’mmelcilg March 15 we will o i ‘FOR SALE—Ii" have { FOR- SALE—120 acres farm PHYSICIAN' AND ‘SURGEON Office—Miles Block DR. E. A SHANNON, M. D. "PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Mayo Block Phone 396 Res. Phone 397 DE. C. R. FBOR] PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office~-Miles' Block 'DR: L.-A.“WARD PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON FOR SALE—Two pens each of Rhode Over “First National ‘Bank Island Reds and Barred Plymouth Bemidji, ‘Minn. Rocks. Hatching eggs and 'baby D HENDERS chicks: from S. C. White Leg- n'PfiYE;cuN Amosl{yncmn horns, 1st hatch March 12. Custom Over First National Bank “hatching at reasonable prices. L. Bemidji, Minn. & L. Poultry Yards, 1431 Irvine Office Phone 36 Res. Phone 73 Ave. i FOR SALE—At mew wood yard,|"™pHygIIAN 'AND SURGEON ‘wood all lengths delivered at!your Office ‘Security Bank Block door. Leave all orders at Ander- DR. EINER JOHNSO] son’s Employment Office, 205 'Min- ~nesota Ave. Phone 147. Lizzie PHYSICIAN AND' SURGEON Bemidji, Minn. Miller, Prop. FOR SALE—40 acres good farm land, 5 miles northwest of Beridji. |X¥ ¥ XX KX KX KK AKX KX K4 About 800 cords wood; - small : g }mofl TIME CfiRDS * shack. $20.00 an acre. A Nor- EEERERE IR KEX S rie, 402 Minnesota Ave., Bemidji. s mED gt gor!h Bound Arrives FOR SALE—About 50,000 feet of o i Loaven. . lumber at Farmers’ Milling Co’s.|162 East Bound Leaves 163 West B d L " mill, 6 miles north of Bemidji. E:;t B‘?“::d L::‘;g:' Ross Anderson, R. No. 1. West Bound Leaves. b GREAT NORTHERN FOR ' SALE—Rubber - stamp ‘West Bound Leaves. Pioneer will procure any kind of rubber stamp for you on short no- tice. FOR SALE—New 5-room bungalow, modern except heat, on Dewey Ave. Inquire at 9091 America Ave. 32 FOR SALE—Seven-room house. In- .33 s Nortp—int. Fells. 4 South Freigh g:ilre 1215 Beltrami Ave. Phone North Ba;fdjt; FOR SALE. the- following farm machinery to- exchange-fof : live stock, one two-horse corn -eul- tivator, one; one-horse corn culti- --vator, one -potatoe sprayer, 'Two farm wagons, Two one horse: bug- -gles; one -garden drill, one, twc horse Kentutky: single disk harrow and other farm machinery. W. G Schroeder. Freight West Leaves at.. Frelght East Leaves at. . leaves FARMS FOR:SALE. 4 Freight from Brainerd, due land, th Bemidji. Nor about 500 cords wood, half hay |7 Dally. land on good stream, one mile from a town, terms liberal, price $20.00 -per ‘acre. W. G. Schroeder. WANTED. R L R TR WANTED — Wood sawing done|y TROPPMAN’S CASH MARKET * promptly by North Bros. Call us|y PRICES PAID TO FARMERS * up. Phone 147. KKK KKK KKK KKK KK KK WANTED—Second hand household | Butter, 1b. . ... ' goods. M. E. Ibertson. Eggs, doz. ... Potatoes, bush. - MISCELLANEOUS Rutabagas, bu. ADVERTISERS—The great state of [ Carrots, bush. . North Dakota offers unlimited :op portunities for -business to classi- Nothce. fled advertisers. The recognized| On and after Feb. 1, credit will ' advertisiug medium in the Fargo|be extended to our patrons on a Dally and Sunday Courler-New:|monthly basis only. All accounts the onmly ‘seven-day paper In the|will be closed each 30 days.and the state and the paper which carries |payment of each account must be ‘" the largest amount of classitied |made in full every 30 days. advertising. The Courler-News| The nature of a credit store is such covers North Dakota like a blank- [that it has numerous small accounts et; reaching all parts of the state)scattered among all classes of people the day of publication; it 18 the|and the problem of regulating credits -paper: to use:In -order to get re-[so as to extend every accommodation " suly; rates one cent-per word first | possible and at the same time con- Insertion; one-half cent per word |duct a safe and sane business, is no succeeding:insertions; - fifty cents|small part of the business and we per line per month. . Address: the |trust you will appreciate our efforts Courier-News, :Fargo, N. D. and co-operate with us, thus enabling me us to-¢onduct our accnunts on a busi- every make of typewriter on, the nesg’ basis. market at 50 cents and 75 cents W. G. SCHROEDER. each. Every ribbon sold for 75 cents -guaranteed. - Phone- orders promptly -filled. Mail -orders given i = the same careful attention as when ~FPUNERAL -DIRECTOR you appear-in person. - Phone: 31. Y. E. IBERTSON The-Bemidji Pioneer Office: Supply UNDERTAKER 7:00 pm All others ‘daily except Sunday. NEW PUBLIC LIBRARY. Open daily, except Sunday, 1 to 6 p. m, 7 to 9 p. m. Sunday, reading room only, 3 to 6 p. m. .25¢ to 27c¢ Let a’ want ad help you. Store. Pioneer. want .ads—one-half cent word cash. 405 Beltrami -Ave. - Bemidji, Mina. Ever, as a boy, tie a canto a dog’s tail -and see him scoot? -Sure you did—we did! And how about that to of? Dgy‘&honeer Want Ad tn it friend—do -it now! Phone 31. ;fllflfman ‘& 0'Leary FURNITURE AND UNDERTAKING _ H N. McKEE, Funerst Director ' ‘Phohe TI8W “or R