Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 27, 1913, Page 6

S S ———— ‘,,-.AQMN..\,U ; et ELEPHANT REFUSED TO DODGE :,';‘;f,,::;;:,,";,‘:,‘;" 90 the catef by, the “How did this .ccident occur‘!' he Chauffeur’s Version of Odd Accident | gomanded. In New York Fails to Satisfy Boss. explained the chauffeur, T - “An elephant sat on the hood, did repeated the superintendent. “Murphy, I've known that you've been square garden recently ran directly drinking pretty hard for the past three, into the rear end of an elephant, the { weeks, but I didn’t think you were property of a circus exhibiting in New | tpat pad. If I had I would have fired York recently. The big animal was you long ago. An elephant sat on the A taxicab driver attempting to he?” cross Madison avenue near Madison not half as much jarred as the ma- | pooq did he? Well, you're fired!” chine, but he showed his displeasure by sitting down on the hood, crushing the engine and front wheels into a mass of wreckage. The machine was dragged to its garage, and there the unlucky chauf- Garnets by the Ton. B0 See CEI_EBHATE Gu See (Garlson | 1y 4th and 5t THE LIBERTY BELL Proclaims LJBERTY from High Prices at the Carlson Variety Store. That’s it—Take now fireworks—We have by far the largest stock in town and every item we sell we guarantee to be the best grade and sold at lowest prices good goods can be sold at—Just Come See, for Good Fire Works—Soo Us we sure have the Stock. Hammocks Special cut prices for Satarday, 98¢, .38, $1.48, $1.98, $4.38. Every one of these are worth 50c to 5c more. Carden Trowels, regular 10c, apetiali.somiamecaies Sae Se Market and Egg Basket, special...3¢ " White and White Enamel Ware Regular $1.25 17-qt. dish pan8w7uh Croquet Sets 8-ball set, varnished ball and stakes, regular $2.00 value at........ 3'.48 roll edges, special.............. $3.25 values at............. $2.48 | 3.q¢. coffee pot of the same fine ware. $2.25 values at.............. $1.98 | special 69¢ SOMETHING NEW EACH - WEEK Something Doing All the Time Large Shipment of New Glassware. Star Cut Glass Tumblers, Glass Sugar Shakers, Mustards Three new patterns added in dinner ware. We want you to see these new goods. Ilce Cream Freezers White Mountain make, enclosed gear, easy running, freezes more quickly than any other make, and will out last two cheap ones, our prices, 2 qt. size; $7.90 3 qt. size, $2.80 4 qt. size, $3.20 6 qt. size $3.95 Good 2 Wheeled Side Walk Sulkeys | Rubber Tired, well made,...... 98¢ Rufbber Tire wheels, reverseable'back Rubber Tire Wheels, high back, finely Our best Up Holstered in Brown or B varnished, -handle and wheels fold lack, reverseable back, seat springs up, S0 can’cawy easy...... $2.90 Y R A R N $3. 00 " TRADE. AT THE FULL VALUE STOSE CARLSON VARIETY STORE Open Evenings Phone 127 Goods Delivered Camping Fine! Your camping outfit should in- clude the following items White Tents 9% x 12-3 ft. wall, 10 oz. ducking 12 x 14-3% ft. wall, 10 0z. ducking ‘14 x 184 ft.-wall, 10 oz. ducking Tent flies one half price of tents Absolutely guarant,eed. to'do the work quickly and easily.v 4 qt. $3.25 3qt. $2.75 6 at. $4.00 Lemon Juicers Ice Picks ‘Why pay a big price for a Hand Vacuum Clothes Washer when you can get a good one for $1 .00 C.E. BATTLES ' Homo of Cood Hardware “Why, an elephant sat on the hood,” Garnets. are generally classed as precious stones, and a fine gem may be worth from $5 to $25 a carat, ac- cording to variety and size, but it is a garnet mine in & milkonaire because his: mine produces garnets by the ton. In fact, the bulk of the garnets pro- duced are measured by the tonm, but these of inferior quality are used for abrasive purposes. In 1912 the pro- duction of .abrasive garnet, according to the United ‘States Geological Sur- vey, amounted to 4,182 ‘short tons, valued ‘at $137,800, so that the average price for a ton of garnets was not engagement commenced. “Willie,” one.” quite $33, or considerably less than double the price of a ton of hay. The production of garnets in 1912 showed an increase of 106 tons. in quantity and $16,052 in value com- pared with 1911. The three garnet- producing states are New York, New Hampshire and’ North Cm‘ullna. wrathfully. one pear in the cupboard?” the one I didn’t tou~h!” = Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marx :‘One He Didn't Touch. Father was on the warpath, and when .at last he came across Willie in an odd corner of the garden the demanded Mr. ! “have ‘you eaten any of those large dessert pears I'left in the cupboard?” “Pa,” replied the young hopeful, “I cannot tell a lie. I-have not touched Willlam senor eyed William junior “Then how is it,” asked the parent, “that I found these three pear cores in your bedroom, and there is only “Father,” said Willie, with an eye on the garden gate—‘father, that’s Materials Patterns ~Vieunas Ponel] Stripes Homespuns Club Checks Tweeds Mixtures Worsteds Plaids Cheviots Hair lines Smith, in circumference. on the emt. Now Selllng Exceptlonal Values in Hart | Schaffner & Marx Suits at $20 and $25 Styles - . Soft Rolls -English Sacks - Long Lapels 2 or 3 Button Sacks | Extra preparations for Taking care of the " & extra business on these extra values. Meas- ué ure the values in these famous suits at $20 3 and $25 by the measure of quality; You'll ; see the finest fabrics, the latest styles, the best tailoring, the most correct fit; the best % values in ready clothes you ever saw. These ! $20 and $25 suits are “sterling” in clothes; ' they have really more value, more actual worth in the seen and unseen things than you'll usually. get at $30 and $35 ready, or $40 or $45 custom made. $15 excess value in these Hart Schaffner & Marx Suits at $20 and $25. ' | Saw rAmem Gity Under Sea. "The Greek Ministry of Marine | states that Lieutenant Bakapulos, 1€ while carrying owt the observations | years in the’ Fulton County refe entailed by the naval duties assigned | tory as punishment, the supreme to him, happened to notice on the sea bottom to the east of the Island of Lemnos, on the reefs marked on the British Admiralty charts under 5 i the name of the Pharos. Bank, at a|the time given the boy was out of all depth of from five to ' twenty-five | proportion to the offense, but the meters, some- ancient ruins. which | court decided that while the nature were perfectly visible and prove the | of the offense should be considered existence of a town about three mxlea by the trial judge the length of the - 4 Orders have been issued by the min Istry to carry out scientific researches | three years. decided that Ollie Taylor, now f teen years old, must serve out his time. Appeal was made to the court that term imposed would not invalidate the’ 7 sentence. Taylor has already served = He will be twenty-one 5 when he comes out.—Atlanta Dispatchy . ‘o Philadelphia Record. b Sizes For Tall Men ] For Short Men i * For Fat Men For Normal Men For Extra Tall For Extra Short There’s $5, $10, as well as your body in these very $15, $18, $20, $22, $25. Some very Australian W at $20. wrong on it. 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