Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 29, 1913, Page 4

THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER THR BEMIDJI PIONEER PUSB. 3 Publishers and Fropristors. ‘Welaphone 31 N—— Entered at the post office at Bemidjl, , 88 second-class matter under Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. Published every afternoon sexcept Sunday 2RI ot S N 0 L No attention paid to anonymous con- tributions. Writer’s name must be Xnown to the editor, but not necessar- i1y for publication. ‘Communications for the Weekly Pion- e8r should reach this office not later than Tuesday of each week to insure publica- tion in the current {ssue. < Subscription Rates. One month by carrier ........ PEPR | One year, by carrier . %m n‘gmhs, &oltagedpald . months, postage One year, postage nafii . The Woeekly Plo | Tight pages, containing 2 summary of the news of the week. blished every Thursday and sent postage paid to any address for $1.50 in advance. IS PAPER REPRESENTED FOR FOREIGN ADVERTISING BY THE . GENERAL OFFICES NEW YORK AND CHICAGO BQANCHES IN ALL THE PRINCIPAL CITIES Oh you weather man, keep it up. We couldn’t see the back yard fence for garden truck this morning. An exchange says that hoops are|fif to be the fashion soon. We hope it will never be our misfortune to help a fat woman through a barb wire [ fence- | The props have been kicked from under the war spirit in this country | mighty sudden. All the manifestation | | that is left is when little Freckles assaults a Japanese school boy. “When a man who knows how tolji manage a wife marries a woman who ||| knows how to manage a husband the | hostilities begin on schedule time.” |} To read the above editorial taken from the Baudette Region one would think that the editor was a married || ‘man. i I e " v Here’s a good sign for any town ‘w and it’s something worth bragging l\ about when you take into consldéra- ]‘} tion the many handicaps with which Baudette has had to contend. Listen L to this from the Baudette Region: 1 “Baudette needs twenty additional houses for immediate ocqupation, and there are big profits in sight for anyone who will make the invest- ment. S= ¢ Tomorrow we celebrate Memorial Day. It should arouse within us the pride of American citizenship, which was purchased and protected at so great a cost in the great wars of our Tnation. We still have with us a small army of real soldiers, men who fought, battles, that today would be considered impossibilities. They should make us think more of Amer- ica as the personification of personal liberty and remind us not to forget to contrast conditions of the present with those of the past, so that we might be mindful of the great bless- Hats off, everybody to the man who wears the little brown button. It is his day to- _morrow and it is our earnest wish Ahat he be privileged with many ings we really possess. more. . Gentle Hint. - Doctor Johnson to the contrary not withstanding, puns are occasionally excusable. This one, attributed by the Brooklyn Times to a boarding house keeper of that city, is goot s enough to pass muster. One of the young men who lived in the boarding-house had the double ——— fi fault of slowness in paying his bill an¢ ' fusiness about the table service. On¢ morning he said peevishly to the land lady: “Mrs. Jones, will you tell me why my napkin is so damp?” “Yes, Mr. Wicks,” replied the land lady, promptly. “It’s because there it . w0 anuch dve on your board!” Roasted Bugs a Delicacy. An insect much resembling the ' June bug, and found in ereat quanti- Yes in the high'plains about Quito, * the capital of Ecuador; is toasted and paten as a delicacy by the natives of = Yhat country. They are sold in-the streets in the same manner as are ‘ thestnuts in' the cities of this coun- try. The roasted bugs taste very wuch like toasted bread. Not a Universal Emporium. “Come in and have it charged,” was the inviting sign in front of place of business in a Jersey town i A. stranger, being somewhat low in. funds, walked in briskly. “I’ under #tand that I can get things charged here,” he said, addressing one of the pmployes. -~ “Only storage batteries,” ian Clothes for Adler’s Blue Serge Suits for Decora- Memorial st &3 UNIVERSAL STYLE . a CLOTHES FOR : " PARTICULAR MEN Store Wil Be Closed Decoration Day from 12 n. to 4 p. m, O4G “4Ladies’ Suits and Coats at Reduced Prices. ' | ' Bemidji, Minn, —_———— FOR PSYCHICS TO UNRAVEL Beemingly Authentic nected With Death of Rubinstein Calls for Some Explanation. Lillan Nichia in her reminiscences of Rubinstein says Rubinstein prom- ised to demonstrate to her his beliet in immortality. eaid, “I shall come to you and prove this.” years later, in Paris, I woke one night with a cry of agony and despair ring- ing in my ears, such as I hope may never be duplicated in my lifetime. Rubinstein’s face was close to mine— a countenance distorted by every phase of fear, despair, agony, remorse and anger. I started up, turned on all the lights, and stood for a moment 3 ghaking in every limb, till I'put fear| 4 by pointing’his . fnger at the from me and decided that it was mere- ly & dream. . . late in Paris, and it was Le Petit Jour nal, published in the afternoon, that had the first account of his sudden death. Four years later Teresa Car- reno died with a cry of agony impossible of description.” Bnt why the cry. of agony? Here we have a problem that must be left for the explanation of those versed in such matters, but al- ways with a foreboding that the expla- nation will be more bafling than the problem.—Dundee - Advertiser. A good story is that about a man | selt—New York Herald. who one day told his wife he would give her all the silver pieces she found | in his purse or pockets which were coined the year she was born. As a result the lady in due time had quite an amount of hand—so much, in fact, that she went to the bank-and deposited it in her e. o8 187 West Bound Leav. pm am am am Freight West Leaves Freight East Leaves at ;: MINNESOTA & INTERNATIONAL 83 South Bound Leaves 5 81 North Bound Leaves ;.: 84 South Bound Leaves..... pm 88 North Bound Leav 5 am Freight South Leaves a am orth al :00 am I E R RS S E L E R R R L * PROFESSIONAL CARDS * AR ERERESE R RS R Ruth Wightman - Teacher of Piano Residence Studio 1002 Bemidji Ave. ¢ Phone 168 LA'W YERS GRAHAM M. TORRANCE LAWYER Miles Block JOHN F. GIBBONS ATTORNEY AT LAW First National Bank Building BEMIDJI, MINN. D. H. FISK ATTORNEY AT LAW Office second floor O’Leary-Bowser Blag Telephone 566 i| PHYSICIANS, SURGEONS DR. ROWLAND GILMORE PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block || DR. E. A, BHANNON, M. D. v PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Block Res. 'Phone 317 i DR. C. B. SANBORN fll PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON i Office—Miles Block {|DR. A. E. HENDERSON {~ - PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Over First National bank, Bemidji, Minm, Office 'Phone 36, Residence 'Phone 73 DR. E. H. SMITH PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Winter Block || DR. E. H. MARCUM PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Phone 18 PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office over Security Bank DENTISTS n EINER W. JOHNSON r | | ‘ | U || 5B, D. L. STANTON DENTIST Office in Winter Block DR. J. T. TUOMY DENTIST much obliged to you if you will.” Of course the cashier, being noted for his courtesy to the ladies, quickly replied that he would be happy to .Pet Could Not Help-It if Owner Chose please her. to Imitate His Peculiar Style 'As a result the lady has still more " of “Decoration.” irthda; . bi y money. This is a familiar fact, but the man does not recall that he ever encounter- ed a case, before yesterday, in which"i4; a human being was deliberately trying to imitate the dog. - But he struck the case at last. Coming down Fifth ave nue yesterday afternoon was a woman dressed in a clinging black satin gown, around the bottom of which was a ring of black-brown iur, which seemed to be bearskin. The skirt was close and supple, and it outlined the lady’s limbs as she walked.” Around her neck was another rim of black-brown fur of the EGROPEAN PLAN Duluth’s Largest and Best Hotel DULUTH Incident Con He:'Settled 1t. . A Baptist and a Methodist mini were by accident dining at the same house. As they took their seats there ‘was an embarrrased pause, the host- ess not knowing how to ask one minister to say grace without. offend- ing the other. The small son quickly grasped the situation, and half rising in his chair, moved his ‘finger: rapidly around the table, reciting, “Eny mene miny mo, “If 1 die first,” he The writer continues: “Six DOG NOT THE AE TO auuei e LrAlDiNG MINNESOTA More than $100.000.00 recently expended ts. 250 rooms, 125 private modern 000 of the Great Hotels of the Northwest Keeping On Being catch a nigger by the toe.” He end- same kind. The skirt was so close ‘that 'she trotted rather than walked. And trotting at her side was a black French poodle whose legs had been shorn, except for a furry frings of coarse black hair just above the feet. Successful Baptist ‘minister and shouted: “You're 11" g The decision was accepted, although the grace lacked some of its usual dig' nity. R Life to Save a Bird. ] m.:.ouem.. n m::'l:ul Ryan had|neck. His gait was an effeminate trot. e was in the main a canine dupli- taken Mrs. Anna Baker from -hex|H! burning-apartment on the fourth floor cate of the lady who was leadipg him, of No..6 St. Nicholas terrace, she ims bif.as the fringes were artificial, and ird | beyond the dog’s own power to pre- lored him to save her canary b :{a ret.nnll:d to the Qp‘rtm‘gt and | duce, it was evident that the similarity between the two was reached by the. Dbrought down the bird in its cage. ‘When the fire was discovered Ryan broke down s door and found Mre 1 | Baker s0\hysterical that she was un Wifie Was Artful. able to get out of the apartment hee . News is always told me that Rubinstein vertising with their reputation. not by the'dog conforming to the|| advertises. w,omm’s.—Ns_w York Mail. success of such a house usually short-lived. Teach Concentration. The greatest thing that parents can @0_for their children is to teach them|” concentration of the mind as soon their intelligence begins to bud—an that is very early. The mind of a rse of ver on tisements and buy accordingly. , Speaking to. the cashier, the |, - band talls me,you are golig some money today. | Won't ! sUNERAL pay Bim in this silver 1 i A Awp imsavmes TRY A WANT Would So and So keep on advertis- ing his hats or Such and Such his His body had also been shorn, except || shoes if what they have to sell wasn't for the space around his shoulders and || backed by the right kind of quality? Merchants and manufacturers who come out and tell you all about their product wouldn't keép on being suc- | cessful unless they supported their ad- This is why you ar€ nearly always woman copying the dog’s style, and|| safe in patronizing a business that i Now and ' then some vorrcious individual or firm tries to “put_one over” on the public, but the is If you see a manufacterer or a re- tailer advertising steadily and consist- . ently in:the: best’ papers.you may. be sure his business is successful. If his business is successful his product must be good. . Therefore watch the adver- First National Bank Bldg. Tel. 330 DR. G. M. PALMER DENTIST Miles Block Evening Work by Appointment Only NEW PUBLIC LIBRARY Open ‘daily, except Sunday, 1 to 6 p. 7 to 9 p. m. Sunday, rooms 3 to § p m. W. K. DENISON VETERINARIAN Phone 164 Pogue’s Livery TOM SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER Rea. 'Phone §8. 818 Amarica Ave Office Phone 13. 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