Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 22, 1913, Page 7

* smooth. Ask Ten Young Patriot. Two little brothers, Eddy and Augus-, tine, went to see the parade St. Pat- rick,s day. Each carried a little black- thorn stick, of which they were very proud. As they stood watching the | parade a man said to the older broth- er, Augustine: “I will give you a dol- lar for your blackhorn stick.” Eddy gpoke up and said: “You fool kid, would you sell your country for a dol- lar?” Neat Exchange of Compliments. - Two doctors met for the first time at a reception. Both were famous, though each adopted a different sys- 'tem of treatment. Said the one, lofti- ly, as he shook the other by the hand, “] am glad to meet you as a gentle- man, sir, though I can’t admit that you are a physician.” “And 1,” said the other smiling faintly, “am glad to meet you as a physician, though I can’t admit that you are a gentleman.” Then Friendship Ended, . Chollie had decided to give up the sporting life and settle down to farm- ing, and was now buying a cow. “Now | here's a cow,” said the agent, “that 1 can highly recommend to you. She has won several prizes at our county fair, and—" “Reahlly?” said Chollie, Jooking the animal over admiringly. “Er—trotting or steeplechase?” Wait for Permission of Goddess. A peculiar custom prevailse amongst the Lewa Kunbi caste of Gujrat, India. They celebrate weddings only once in ten or twelve years, as their god- dess permits. This year no less than 400 weddings were celebrated in the castle, a few days ago. The goddess had pronounced the day to be an au- spicious one for marriages. Lessens Danger from Fire. / expensive pack A new Turkish {lavor, mild and wonderfully for them ct your club- addition:-! Overruled. “Oh, but, Judge,” protested Jinks, 1 when his honor imposed a ten-dollar | fine for overspeeding, “look at your roads! No car ever made could have gone over eight miles an hour through that mire.” “Thet's jest it!” said his honor, severely. “’Twarn’t nothin' but thet there mud of ourn as held ye back!”—Harper’'s Weekly. Who Was He? “Father,” “who was Shylock?” “What!” claimed his father, “have I sent you to Sunday school for the last six o: ! seven years, only to have you ask me who Shylock ‘was! Shame on you! ute!”—Mother’s Magazine. Surely Impossible. A wag the other day denied that John Bunyan was the author of “The Pilgrim’s Progress.” Being vehement ly contradicted, “Nay,” said he, “I question even if he contributed to-the work; for it is impossible that a bun- ion could contribute to any pilgrim’s progress.” She Takes the Starch Out. It unnerves a man to have his wife : BEMIDJI PIONEER PUB. CO. : KRR E KK PRI IR Do you want THE BEST GROCERIES found in Bemidji Come right here and get them, as we pride ourselves on having only the best money can buy. O0TTO G. SCHWANDT Minn Bemidji B33 332 3222238888888 S S S S FR PRI KRR KK ta_Ave. ; Minnesota, *hkk khkhkhkhkk khkkk dhkhk khkkhkhk kkkk McCUAIG unfinn. MERCHANDIS. Dry Goods, Shoes, Grocerles and Provisious. Third 8. Bemidji L2 2222222322224 1 22228223 208 22 24 AR AP AP ee s s s e e e ARREEEEEEEEE R KRR TR P332 33333 2222 S0 St 2t b Minn. Bemidjl, * * *x Get Your * * * « HOUSEHOLD UTENSILS & * and FARM IMPLEMENTS * x * of * * x ¥ C. E. BATTLES . : The Hardware Merchant : * * x P Cii‘l%fi*i‘lllll#li‘l‘lil%fi«q i#{iil#’kiiil{ii{ill#ili’ $ 888 " BiVE YO‘IR:MONEYI; x $8$8$8 88 x Regularly and DthemM.i- ¥ cally. If you recelve your pay X weekly, iay some aside each & week, if monthly do it month- %« ly... The dollars will pile up % surprisingly. - i x TRY, IT. % Now is the time to open a % bank account with the * memr STATE BANK x 0] BEIIE{L _««tufirflwia—u« c«u«w«« &i«iiacc«ccciccfi * We strive to-sell. x % c : THAT'S NATURAL. : : moox. surmu : % But we atrive harder to please. & % I | ¥ | THAT'S SERVICE x Buy yoirineeds” Y * x . x for the;Sehool * * & Courteous attention hes ¥ X in Bomldjl It tho « # won over many jewelry cus- ¥ & 3 i x % tomers to us. . x x x x *x X * ® ¥ % x # George T. Baker £ 80. * & x ith 3 : FREEREREREREERRE RN & x. AT VAV GRS Aan@_s:wa. e vettcs ia lieu of an said a boy of twe]ve: ex| Get your Bible and find out this min | 1 miles_ outside ‘of Phialdelphia_thrse T(]RKISH §w $ BLEND Had to Have Round Figures. - Where Catherine, age five, buys her candy, they will not sell less than a nickel's worth.. Catherine asked for money to buy some, but her papa said: . “You have pennies of -your own.” She answered. “Oh, but pen- nies ain’t any kin to one another un less you’ve got five.” Jackdaw Refused to Go. A jackdaw followed some children to a school at Wargrave-on-Thames, | the other day, and when lessons began tried to go inside. When a teacher at- tempted to catch it the jackdaw de- fiantly exclaimed. “Get out! Get out!” It remained in the playground unti} the children were let out. Will Be Costly Undertaking. i***i****t***t &*tttfl*tt**tt Phone 206. 'Ciliil‘iiliiitiiii!illi R AR R ERHR STORAGE For a dry and safe place to store your Household Goods, etc., see us. Rates Reason- able. J_OHN G. ZIEGLER. Office. 0dd Fellows Building. Phone 129. ARSI P A a2 T T e e 2222222228 X2 23 Tedkdkk kkk ook ko ok OUR- 7 merchandlse sales are alwayl on the’ increase . and .each month has been better than the last. If you are not al- ready a customer, you do not know how well we can please You ‘in ‘quality 'and satisty you in qulntlly. 5 W. G. Bemldfi. 4 momnnmlnn. x RETT T SRR A AAAIKAKAKRKK KK L 2 2 28 2 2 2R e BT N SO ST VTR '| nearness”to the city the houtolry wn | ‘gathered with many others near Cey: traveling .men ‘reached the hot spend ‘the night. 'On account' of th Great Book ‘Bargain . Five Big Volumes, $1.98 .Régularly Sellmg ‘at $12.00 CLIP. 'uus COUPON ‘&“EGEEEGEEGEGEEEGEE& The Bemidji Pioneer rather poor, i The trio repaired’ to thq dlning room for supper. One ordered eggs, which he“could.not eat. Anotl dered chops, which he was com] _to abandon”after vainly trying to cure a bite or two. The third too! & chance on beefsteak, which he could not eat on account of itg toughness, Then the travelers begnn their. roasts to the waitress. The man who had’ ordered - beefsteak, ' however, E b : d y C l M proved- to be.an optimist. ‘Reaching F for the salt-cellar, with extra .large very 0 y S yc opedla holes in its top, he poured some ‘salt | on the tablecloth, with this: | “Gee! this salt’s fine, anyhow!” . DAILY COUPON - Tbls coupon, if p:enmed at the main' office of The Bemidji Pioneer. on MONDAY, May 19th, or. TUESDAY, May 20th, wil entitle.the bearer to one five-volume set of Everybody s Cyclopedia (regularly selling at $12) ~ For $1. 98 :3333‘3533533%335%35%39 MAIL ORDEBS, e S ————— et e e L : Faith in Lucky Stones. Liaugh and scoff all you. please, you will:not be able to lessen one jot the] firm: belief of thousands that there ig such a thing as a lucky stone. A re cent pamphlet issued by the-vender of such stones declared to have ' been lon, India,” contains testimonials from men of standing, who seem +to,be con: vinced that they have thq real luck fascinator with them as constant com panion., One enthusiastic stongl;oldex boasts that he has never been with: out a dollar since he purchased the stone and that he has: been -offered many and many a job where he could not coax a single offer. before the stone reposed in his vest pocket. The dispenser of the stones, for $1 each, does not say why he needs to dispose of them for a llvellhood it he carries them himself. ADDRESS THE PIONEEH, BEHIDJI MINN.. : The, sgts are too bulky to be sent by mail, but out-oi town readm can have them for the $1.98, the set to be sent by express, shipping charges to be paid by, the receiver. OUT-OF-TOWN READERS need-not wait until the days - of distribution, but send orders any day of the week and shlpmenta will be ‘made prompdy on the distribution days. ( = RS i GO TO BATCHELDER'S G0O0D GROCERIES AND GENERAL MERCIIAN])ISE FRESH EGGS AND BUTTER L P. BATCHELDER 11% Minnesota Ave. Phone 180 | Blackening Aluminum. . To, blacken aluminum alloys, states the Electrical Review, immerse the article in a boiling hot solution of caustic soda of 30 per cent. strength tor a few seconds; wash off the éxcess’ of caustic, dry in sawdust and polisb with a plumbagoed brush. . $100 Rsward, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that ’there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's 'Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being foundation of the disease, and giving stitutional treatment.’. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting direct- 1y upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the diease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in do- ing its work, The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send fqr list of testimonials. # SUPERIOR LOTS) “The New Steel Center” Lots on easy 'terms. No interest, no taxes. In- vestment in Superior Lots will make you money. Information--Bradley Brink Co. (Inc.) i 909 Tower Ave., Superlor, Wis, K. K. ROE, Agent, Bemidji Minn. e i e e i % Bedding Plants in Season. * :A.E Webster ?hmlw.: AEE KRR KKK HKK Oftice Phone 12 C 323 Minnesota Ave. AEKEEKRAK R KRR Iiiifi‘lfil Transmission line poles and cross- | act as if she isn’t used to it, when | --To bore the deepest hole in the | “Adaress F, J.' Chenéy & Co., Toledo, arms treated with creosote oil are | €S polite to her before company.— | world, an opening in Silesia 7,350 feet Oh“’m C B % e — . — 'Y less liable to destruction by fire than Gpg.‘rge Frederick. Wilson in, Lippin- | deen, cost more than $10 a foot. ’?‘zke bI?la?l'a l«‘r-‘::gl;hr"m-c.tor consti- READ T”E PIOHEER WA’" ‘Ds : ! untreated timber of the same kind. cotr:s: | : d oation. Z : vy It matters not where you reside or what you want, the merchants below can it get for .you at a price that will defy competition. Every merchant is §i = - reliable and will give you the bestvalue for your money. ! @ FUNIVIVINT TS TR T T T 288 12 2334 S 1222 2 St S it kb AERKKEKEREEEPEY LR REEHE KR ;uuu«««nn«««&&u: : A KKK KKK K KKK KK ', * x % « o« s = o x pe { w b x X « X x o« MAR' ®x % FURNITURE * & P x [ 3 corejotbens % ¥ NORTHERN GROCERY + & OR GOOD THINGSTOEAT » & TOMBART L oa DT P e L B * PIN TICKETS * * x * «x abiTo : ® Dray and Transfer * : J. P. LAHR : : * Y e x apd - * - * * - i - 'CUT FLOWERS * x . | Y GUMMED LABELS % & COMPLNY o« % & SAFE AND PIANO MOVING * ¥ . ¥ % Funeral-designs & sttty | } & No need to send outside of * ¥ « * ROE AND MARKUSEN * «* # % Furniture, Rugs and Stoves, X & . ""Roses Per Dosen. & | % Bemid}i for them: x ¥ « 3 6 * o« - X ¥ % American oeauty.$2.00 to $3. % x The A & veesssssc s : THEY BEAT. : : Res. Pnone 6% : : Undertaking. : : p:a}; and White * . LESALE ® . arney ..... . ¥ Plomet Bipely fwrs £ %, {WHO GROCERS * ‘s * 207 Fourth-street, Bemidjl. % & 818 America-Avenue % % Phone call 178-2. ¥ & Carnations ai eolg:.W b 20 * . * x ok x * * x X * . . * * * Py ¥ K *x [ 3 « +* i i $1. % ‘ | 2 EEEEEEEERERIEREEEE KRR T T R s uflflfl*‘”fl"fl*fl*fl: KEKKK R KKK KKK K KKK * LR : *x ‘ : i % All kinds of bullding ms- % % BARKER'S DRUG * X \ po } X terial, as. much or as little a8 % ¥ and Xy NELS L. BYE e ’ * you like £t the v § & JEWELRY STORE * % ] v ! x ; [ ] x ’ i & x X * * | * Improved. fa: E | « \ x Wholeulen and Retailers & rms and -wild & | § ST. HILAIRE RETAIL LUM- _ ~ & O ‘and satistaction. Mall x * lands listed and sold. Ad- & ‘ = . & % Orders given that same ser- % dress Nels L. Bye, { - BER COMPARY & % vice you get in person. x X i : * ® x z * x % «_Coal and wood also for sale * X BARKER'S } = « Minnesota Ave. and R..R. 8. : % Third St.\ Bemidji, Minn. ¥ = K Solway, Minnesota. * s * * * : * SRR :i«*}ili*iii***‘: B e e ! ot ittt bl i * KRR KRN KR KKK fodoaaadadaiaiid UL TS * - * BEMIDJI-MUSIC HOUSE o ; i o x « % GUENTHER & MEHLHORK * X Wholesalets of % : §14 Minnesota’Ave., Bemidji : x x : INKS x| % Wholesale and retail Pla- % -~ ¥ 3 ; x oy * —_— % Contractors and Builders J b : ;?:émg':“. and Sewlng : : Phonés 431, 376. . : : : x Phone 73 . ¥ X x * b : 5 o Bemidji, Minn, x BEMIDJI PIONEER PUB. 00 x A - 4F, msun uuuonm. N: * > o 3y Bemidl, M. 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