Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 14, 1913, Page 3

. A 0. U. W. Bemidji = Lodge No 377. Regular meeting nights—first and thiré Monday, at 8 o'cleck. —at 0dd Fellows hall 402 Beltrami Ave. B. P 0 B Bemidji Lodge No. 1062 Regular meeting nights— first and third Thursdays 8 o'clock—at Masonic hall Beltram! Ave.,, and Fiftl St o O X every second and fourtt Sunday evening, at 1 o'clock in basement o Catholic church. DEGRER OF NONOR Meeting nights every second and fourth Monda) evenings, at Odd Fellows Hall. r. 0B Regular meeting nights every 1st and 2nd Wednes day evening at 8 o'clock Hagles hall. @ A B Regular meetings —Firs: and third Saturday after noons, at 2:30—at Odd Fel Beltram 0. 0.7 Bemidji Lodge No. 110 Regular meeting nights —every Friday, $ o'slock at Odd Fellows Hall 402 Beltrami. %?;‘{‘ L O. 0, F. Camp Neo. 3¢ Regular meeting every secen( and fourth Wednesdays at | o'cleck at Odd Fellows Hall. Rebecca Lodge. Regular meeting nights -- first sud third Wednesday at $o’cleck —1. 0. O. ¥. Hall. ENIGETS OF PYTHIAS Bemidji Lodge No. 163 Regular meeting nights—ex- ery Tuesday evening at 1 o'clock—at thé Eagles' Hall Third street. LADIES OF THR MAC CABRES. Regular meeting nigh: last Wednesday eveninp in each month. MASONIC. A. F. & A. M, Bemidj 238, Regular meeting nights — first and thiré Wednesdays, 8 o'clock—a! Masonic Hall, Beltram! Ave., and Fifth St. Bemid§i Chapter No. 70 R A. M. Stated convocationa —first and third Mondays, § o'clock p. m.—at Masontc Hall Zeltrami Ave., and Fiftt street. Elkanah Commandery No. 8¢ K. T. Stated conclave—seconc S € and fourth Fridays, 8 o'clock § P. m.—at Masonic Temple, Bel trami Ave., and Fifth St. O. £. S. Chapter No. 171, Regular meeting nights— first and third Fridays, ¢ o’clock — at Masonic Hall gteltraml Ave., and Fiftt % M. B. A. Roosevelt, No. 1538 Regular meeting nights Thursday everings at 2 o'clock in Odd Fellows Hall. M W. Bemiaji \ Regular first and third Tuesdays 8 o'clock at Odd Fellows Hall, 402 Beltrami Ave. MODERN SAMARITANS. Regular meeting nights er the first and thiré Thursdays ip the 1. O. O. . Hall at § . m. SONS OF XERMAN. Meetings held thire Sunday afternoon of eact month at ‘Troppman’s Hall. TROMANS. g Meetings the first Frida) evening of the month a: the home of Mrs. H. ¥ sSchmidt, 306 Third street A1) [ IR F. MURBMY. FUNERAL DIRECTOR ... : AND EMBALMWE! 011106818 Battrn: Avn THE SPALDING EUROPEAN PLAN Duluth’s Largest and Best Hotel DULUTH MINNESOTA More than $100,000.00 recently txpended on improvements. 250 roows, 1% private baths, ‘60 sample roomws. Every modern convenience: Luxurious and delightful restaurants and buffet, Flemish Roeom, Magnificent lobby and public rooms; Ballroom, banquet rooms and private dining rooms: Sun parlor and observa- tory. Located In heart of business sec- tion but ovarlooking tte harbor and Lake Buperior. Convenient to everything. One of the Great Hotels of the “orthwest JUST SORDID EPISODE BUDDING ROMANGE OF-OSCAR M. ' DWINDLE BADLY NIPPED. Estimable Gentleman Had Pictured Himself as Hero of Exciting Adven- turn, but Alas! It Was Fated Not to Be. ° Oscar Dwindle stood in front of the hotel in earnest ' contemplation of the heavens. It looked like rain—or snow—Dwindle wasn't quite certain. “Hello!” exclaimed Dwindle: He hadn’t changed the direction of his gaze. To all intents his eye was still riveted on the aforesaid heavens. But It wasn’'t. Dwindle’s eye was perform- Ing two revolutions a second. He was observing the descent of a light ob- || Ject, The light object was black. It | stretched itself out on a passing puff of wind, then it fluttered a bit, then It swooped, then it plunged. Dwin- dle watched every gyration. He was rewarded at length. The object fell into his hands. It was warm and silky, and Dwindle identified it as a stocking. Exclaimed Dwindle, “B’gosh.” Forth- with he, sent two searching glances against the wall of the hotel, waving his find at the same time. There was no response. Dwindle was impressed. He said: “It does not belong to any one there. It is the property of an angel.” But this wasn't logic, and Dwin- dle knew very well that angels don't wear stockings. So Dwindle contradicted himself: “It was not an angel,” said he, “that dropped it. I am of the opinion it belongs to some guest, a very young one. See the small size of the foot.” “Who says romance and adventure are not on the mat, with their shoul- ders. pinned?” exclaimed Dwindle. “Here are both of them in my hand. Come down,” continued Dwindle, “whoever you are, and meet your knight. *Tis Oscar Dwindle who flour- ishes your expensive hosiery in the cold air.” Despite his commands no one ap- peared—not just then—so Dwindle continued his reverie, this time in si- lence. But an observer could not mistake the emotion so plainly depict- ed on his face. Five minutes passed, and Dwindle, with a parting and most significant glance, crushed the silky stocking in his hand and prepared to put it in his pocket. He made for the hotel. “Hey—mister.” Dwindle paid no attention, “You, mister, with the silk stock- ing, please.” This time Dwindle leaped into the air and turned. “Did you find a silk stocking?” ask- ed a man six feet tall. “I did,” replied Dwindle. “Fine,” said the speaker. “IUy mine.” “Yours?” “Yes; I own it.* Dwindle paled. “I'm in the business,” said the speaker. ‘I sell silk stockings. Come upstairs: “I'll show you my line of goods. This one fell out of the win- dow while I was unpacking my trunk.” When the Poet Lost Out. He was a poet, with long hair and all, and for a time she was tickled to death at the novelty of holding hands with him on the sofa. But after a time she tried hints, but they went in one poetic ear and out the.other like water off a duck’s back, and the night our story opens she spoke right out. “Algernonie,” she said, “Sunday night, when you came around, you wrote 8. sonnet to my left eyebrow, didn’t you?” “Yes, love, I did,” hereturned, put- ting one hand on his bosom to keep it from swelling with pride. “Tuesday night, when_you ecalled,” she continued, “you composed a triolet to my nether lip, didn’t you?” “Yes, love,” he admitted, “I did.” *“Wednesday night, during your call,” she pursued, “you dashed off a roundel to my dimples, didn’t you?” “Yes, love,” he smiled, “‘dashed off’ is good. But, there, there, don’t mention it.” “And didn’t it ever occur to you,” she said earnestly, “that a girl might sometimes wish for something more substantial?” “Darling, you are right!” he cried. “This very evening shall I write an ode in blank verse to your entire face.” 3 She walked sadly to the foot of the stairs. . : .“Father,” she called regretfully, “put on your storm shoes and come down.” Colors to Guide Autoists, Motor touring routes through New York state are to be marked by color ! schemes, in order to make the routes readily recognizable. The route from New York to Buffalo through Albany, for instance, is-to be marked in blue, with fences, bridge approaches and signs on the proper highway display- ing this color. The suggestioh was ad- vanced by an automobile association official and adopted by the state high- ways department. Red will be the color of the route from New York to Palm Room, Meu's Grill, Oolonial Buftet; !| Jamestown by way of Binghamton; yellow will mark the route from New York to,the Canadian border, at Og: densburg; green is for the trip from Binghamton to Niagara Falls and Ogdensburg, aad brown from Oswega to Syracuse and Binghamton. CO SEE the many bargains in our extraordinary 9,19,39 cent sale. Of course if you expect to pay the regular price or would rather pay a dollar for what now costs you less than 60 cents, then do not come. Take ladies’ and misses underwear at 39 cents, also the children’s and boys’ at 19¢ and the Aviation caps Hockey caps at 39c, and the ladies’ and children’s hose at 9c and just several hundred of items in granite and kitchen ware at 9c, some worth 20c and 25c, also the items we have on sale 1n Dry Goods specials and dishes and queensware at 9c¢ and 19¢, and you will be ~ more than’ pleased at the .savings. Dinner pails, both square lgfl and round styles. Each e e 9 s 196 No, 17 size black steel otn. Galy e 180 d oak axe handles. A ?ol‘fatg‘):in?i...n...e.s ..... 23‘: = i e I 9 Bread raisers, very heavy, re- = tinned {with 3-in. extended bottom and covers. ssc * Good size. Special..... No. 8 si ite ea ketten,Spocal-... 480 Mail boxes. Black sheet- g steel. Each............. ! G i Very syeial. 2448 23 Trade at the fastest gro v Near the Postoffice The mort extraordinary has just 1-2-3-4-5 days still to-run If you have not yet been in ‘an- taken advantage”‘of this sale, your-pocket-book will bé a whole: lot “slimmer” when in the near future you will need these very goods and then pay the regular price. ¢ “’Nuff said” Real aluminum Salt and Pepper. Heavy loaded bottom::>Each. . ... Each Boys’ or Girls hose: all i strength yarmipair.............. made.......... Civeriagereenied . 90 A e ey wil .0 $3.98 Watch chains, at. e areonper otome. ony.. S48 Water pails, 10 qt. size, gray BrADIE . orcsi st s awamelss 250 Genuine Jap matting suit cases, 26-inch, leather handles, steel g B COMMers ........i.. fl Food and meat choppers. You 98 do not know how usefi‘xl these are. . fl Large Size $1.20 e e eeme e 390 and 48¢ anted one years. Two -~ 75¢ and 98¢ lgc Men’s blue or red handkerchiefs, gc & AORE T e e - COODS DELIVERED wing little store in the city: the store that saves you money one of the ,em}t)y 1S't (0 ) re best and most successful sales ever held. “Why so.” Honest goods truthfully _ ° represented nd sold for less - prices than what . similar sales have been asking. Your money back isno hackneyed by-word at this store, so. if 1 you are not fully satisfied with the goods or prices do not be afraid to bring them back. We are pleasant even in taking back goods. Blue and white enameled ware. Why not save some money? We put them on sale today. Coffee pots, tea pots, dish pans; preserve kettles, boiling kettles, water pails worth to el Fibre water pails, will out 33 last any other kind, each G P doilies, Took ke o o206, 16, 86 l | Pictures and picture frames, all new goods, regular 15c, 9 3 for a flyer, each.......... 8 noveiack B, 10¢ and 15¢ Easter post cards, more than 2000 to select from 12.for 90 Easter Noveltlea' and Candies On Sale Saturday