Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 24, 1912, Page 7

[ Iy B0ss His 'KMAS PRESENT 4 Day T WiLL STILL Give. HM A DAY 10 Go ouT, AND PURCHASE MINE Boss ~wiiLe Twis, PAIR OF SOX ISNT MO - STILL 1 T5 e SPIRIT OF (T—oU Know 1D Gwve You AN AuTo \F T KD THE PRWE - MERRY GERM LADEN DUST CAUSES CATARRH Ely's Cream Balm Kills Deadly Catarrh Germs. No Stomach Dosing. the Catarrh, which {s bad enough in itself, often results in loss of taste, smell and hearing, and leads to seri- ous throat and lung troubles if not promptly checked. The seat of ca- tarrh is usually in the back of the nose, and its natural course is .down— ward, into the throat and thence to the lungs. Don’t take any chances. If you have any symptoms of catarrh— stuffed up feeling in the head, nasty| discharge from the nose, sore throat, or dry, hacking cough, get a fifty cent bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm from your druggist, and begin the treat-, ment at once. ! This remedy is not a “burning out” or “drying up’’ process. It is simply a cleansing, healing, anti- septic Balm, taken through the nos- trils back into the head and throat where it instantly reaches the seat of the trouble. That’s the only way to effectually and permanently cure catarrh. ! Catarrh makes you offensive to yourself and friends. Start using Ely’s Cream Balm today, and in a short time you will be permanently cured of this nasty, disgusting dis- ease.—Adv. TAKES ROMANCE FROM TEARS. Weapon of the Heroine Coolly Ana- lyzed by French Chemist. One does not care to have one’s tears analyzed like a patent food or medicine, and to associate them with chemical substances, but we are noth: ! ing if not practical nowadays, and every shred of romance, poetry and sentiment is remorselessly wrenched from us for scientific purposes. A French journal devoted to mat ters of this kind has been telling us, not only of what tears are composed, but exactly the effect that is produced on brain and body when we shed them. So henceforth when we read that the heroine’s “beautiful eyes were suf- fused with tears,” tkat “in a moment she was weeping passionately on his shoulder,” we shall know that by a kind of shower-bath arrangement a mixture of albuminoid, water and chemical substances was let loose at the back of her skull, thus dulling the nerve centers, and really giving her re- | lief. However, it does not sound roman- tic, and mere man is likely to imagine ; that the fair one is really suffering doubly when all this happens.—Gentle- woman. NOTHING LEFT TO BLUSH FOR. Tactful Really Great Style. A young man in want of $25 wrote to his uncle as follows: I blush for shame as I am writing, you would pity me. Why? Because I have to ask you for a few dollars, and do not know how to express myself. &t is impossible for me to tell you. I Select Your Gifts Now Make a small payment down and we will hold the goods until you call for them. Remember out motto, “The Same for Less.” money back. $20,000 worth brieht, new Xmas gifts at factory prices. All goods marked in plain figures, show- We guarantee to save you money on every purchase or your Y SAX5 HERE - NOTKE - YHE GMNG- OF XMAS GIFTs AMONG EMPLOYES oF 1\-\-35 PAPER WiLL NOT BE YOLERATED! 'S &N INTUSTICE. TD THE SMALLER SALARED MEN WHO CANNIT GFFORD BUT OF COURSE IT PREVENTS ME FROM &tving YO You — © Ml - nyiswd, Uncle Met the Situation Ini 10f $150.00 or more. “Dear Uncle—If you could see how | prefer to die. I send you this by mes- | senger, who will wait for an answer. Believe me, my dearest uncle, your most obedient and affectionate nephew. “P. 8.—Overcome with remorse for what I have written, I have been run- ning after the messenger in order te recover this letter, but I cannot catch him. Heaven grant that something may stop him or that this letter may get lost.” The uncle was naturally touched, but was equal to the emergency. He replied as follows: “My Dear Jack—Console yourself and blush no more. Providence has | heard your prayer. The messenger lost your letter. Your affectionate | uncle.”—Judge’s Library. . As Prophesied. “The soothsayer (we tried to spell clairvoyant and couldn’t) said that she | would marry a poor man.” “But she married a millionaire.” “I know it: but everyone who heard | of the marriage exclaimed: ‘Poor man!’ " Tolerably So. First Drummer—Is Swampville a very slow town? Second Drummer—Slow! Why, they've got frogs there three years old that haven't learned to swim yet. — Judge. A Des Moines man had an attack jof muscular rheumatism in his shoul- :der. A friend advised him to go to {Hot Springs. That meant an expense He sought for| 2 quicker and cheaper way to cure it and found it in Chamberlain’s Lin- | iment. Three days after the first ap-| [Dlication of this Iiniment he was| well. For sale by Barker’s drug| store.—Adv. i tenance, neither to e A Coward of Conscience. Tired and dusty the excursion was returning from the bank holiday trip, and Simkins, a little bald man with big ears, overcome with his day of happiness, dropped off to sleep, says the Philadelphia Record. In the hat- rack above, another passenger had deposited a ferocious crab in a bucket, and when Simkins went to sleep the crab woke up, and finding things dull in the bucket, started exploring. By careful navigation Mr. Crab reached the end of the rack, but the next mo- ment down it fell, alighting om Sim- kins’ shoulder. Not feeling quite safe, it grabbed the voluminous ear of Sim- kins to steady itself, and the passen- gers held their breath and waited for developments. But Simkins only shook his head slightly. “Let go, Emma,” he murmured. *“I tell you that I have been at the office all the evening.” Character Molds the Face, It is not in words explicable with what divine lines and lights the exer- cise of godliness and charity will mold and gild the hardest and coldest coun- what darkness their departure will consign the love- liest. For there is not any virtue the exercise of which, even momentarily, will not impress a new fairness upon the features; neither on them only, but on the whole body the moral and intellectual faculties have operation, for all the movements and gestures, however slight, are different in their modes according to the mind that gov- erns them—and on the gentleness and decision of right feeling follows grace of actions, and. through continuance of this, grace of form.—John Ruskin. Had Provided for Pets. Francois Coppee, the French author, like many artists and actors. was ex- ceedingly fond of cats, and for years he had in his house in Paris and in the beautiful rose garden back of the house a number of fine specimens, in- cluding several valuable natives of Persia. When Coppee died, to be fol- lowed soon by his devoted sister, who was his nurse, the Paris Animal Pro- tective society felt called upon to look for the cats, which were supposed to have been left in the deserted Coppee home to starve. Investigation showed. however, that the master had antici- pated the end. He had given all his pets to friends. What's in a Word? Two men were discussing the trou ble in India, and each had a deal to say about his notion of Hindu charac- ter. “They're such a bellicose set of people,” said one. “Indeed!” exclaimed the other, im surprise. “I was always under the fm- pression that they were very spare men.”—Harper's Weekly. Turquoise a Horsey Stome. The turquoise is the especial pro- tection of horsemen and averts acol dents in general HOW’S THIS? ‘We offer One Hundred Dollars Re- ward for any case of Cattarh that ean- not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Tolede, O. We, the undersigned, have known F.! J. Cheney for the last 16 years, and be- lieve him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by his firm. NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken intern- ally, acting directly upon the bloed and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimoniale sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall's Family Pills for consti- pation. NO:DUST SHINE STAYS USED AND SOLD 8Y HARDWARE DEALERS .LIquID. STOVE poLIsH GET A GAN TODAY ‘Try a Want Ad I-2 Cent a Word---Cash Who Sells It ? Here they are all in a row. They sell it because it’s the best nickel pencil on the market today and will be for many days to come. The Bemidji Percil stands alone in the tfive), Jcemt world. It is sold on your memey back basis. A store on every street and in surrounding cities. Here They Are: Oarlson’s Varlety Store Baskor’s Drug amd Jow- olry Store © W. 8. Sohroeder 0. 0. Rood & Oo. L. F. Netzer’s Pharmaey Wam. J. P. Omioh’s Biore Glgar Roe & Markuson F. Q. Troppman & Oe. L. Aberorombie The Falr Store Mrs. E. L. Woods Ohippewa Trading Store Reod Lake Bemidjl Ploneer Suaply Store Retailers will receive immediate shipments in gross (more or less) by calling Phone 31, or addressing the Bemidji Pioneer Supply Store, Bemidjy, Minn. Select Your Gifts Now Mzke a small payment down and we will bold the goods until you call for them. Geo. T. Baker & Co. e 1-2 Price Cut Glass—Libby's Clark, 116 Third St. JEWELERS Near the Lake Empire, Quaker City And other standard makes. Enormous cut in all prices. Large line of very fine Water Sets at great reduction. CGILT CLOCKS There Are Thousands of Beautiful Gifts in Our Store at Reasonable Prices GENUINE STERLING SILVER ing quality and price. Assorted Patterns, worth twice what we sell them at. not the kind made expressly for sale purposes; special Cut Glass Dish They are regular stock goods 50¢c Our Rich American Cut Glass Cut Glass, all we have—including Spoon Trays, Punch Bowls, Ice Cream T Trays, Compotes, Vases, Water > Pitchers, Perfume Bottles, Olive L 2 o Dishes, Salad Bowls, Sugars and 5 P Creamers and Fancy pieces in great Gilt Clocks are always very accep- = variety. table Xmas gifts. A number of as- vel"y Heavy PlatEd TOIlet set $1.00 pims will sell at----. s 75 sorted patterns. Our special price for i i the Holidays, BWsceis won wma sy gas These are made by a well known maker and are war- > D ;gg pLeces $ sefi a: """ l.g(s) € Hlolldays, .only = ol e S0 or 3000, ur spedermern” $4,95 PRSI | 300 picces will sem at - 238 sell for $8.00 or $9.00. Our Special Price..... ] A B . i A R X i ill sell at...... 3 98c for this beautiful 8 in. Fine Cut Glass Dish. Did you 4.00 pieces will sell at...... 3.00 $Il35 ever see the equal for less than $3.00° Sale price . . . ggg pieces Wflli RE Bz ------ i;g .00 pieces will sell at...... X y gt MISSES’ BRACELETS c 20.00 pieces to sell at...... 15.00 _ ALL 1-4 OFF " Engraved plain, polish or Roman, = A written guarantee with every pen, good for one year. Not a 10-karat same as illustration; guar- SO|Id cold Pen but a 14 karat solid gold pen. This is the last time we advertise 1 nu anteed. Our special price 311 5 these pens—they will sell without any help and sell fast....... [ $8.95 Fine Elgin Watch is beautiful plain polish, Roman finish or hand-engraved case, war- ss 95 . L ranted 20 years; $15 value. Ladies size at A Fine Elgin Watch Solid Gold Goods. $1.00 each. Solid Gold Children’s Cut Class Tumblers $3.98. Special large size Mantel Clock, marbelized; finished -very fine, 8-day movement, guaranteed good Rings; endless variety with and with- . timekeeper; should sell for $6.50. out1 set, signet and other styles. 50c Each. Choice of large line of fine rich i v 2.00. Sale" price, $3.98 S:I:elirlilge.‘f).f. .0.0 _________ 31.03 Cut Glass Tumblers, well worth $1.00 to $0.50 pair. Good H doitd’ Gota $1.25 each; odd lots. While they last, X pair. 00 eavy Sol Pair. Beautiful Cut Glass : B ; each $2.50 as: We save you ONE-HALF on Real Coral Jewelry, Rings, S;E at“;f:,‘g’mfl';&olg“d y‘;‘,‘h;‘;‘: EN. Cream and Sugar; $4.00 value. We = Pins, Fancy Neck Pieces. Let us show you. Sale Price, pair........... PLi1vU Jub have many patterns to select from.