Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 16, 1912, Page 11

2 One of His Worst. The Doctor—Did you hear aboui that Methodist preacher's daughtey ‘down south who turned sleuth, hunt led up the pickpocket who had robbed ‘her of her purse, and finally landed him in the penitentiary? The Profes sor—Good for her! She was an M, William G, Klein INSURANCE ‘ - Rentals, Bonds, Real Estats} ™ ™ First Mortgage Loans on City and Farm Property In the Cyclone Beit. *1 tell you what,” sald Gotham, en ‘tertaining his western cousin, “every | thing’s so high here it's almost impos: eible to keep a house going.” “Well," replied the Kansan, “the winds are s¢ | high out our way it's almost impossk ble to keep a house from going.”— st Ll | iCatholic Standard and Times. Phone 19. | Bamidjl, Minr. | Passing Worry Along. The man who doesn’t borrow trou. ble borrows money from his friends TRY A WANT AD%and lets them do it—Washington . | Post. C. E. BATTLES “‘Home of Good Hardware’’ | Ever-wear Aiuminum Cooking Utensils, the kind that it's a pleasure to cook with, selling at prices within reach of all. Taper coffee pots ... ... ..$2.00 Coffee percolators ........ 4.00 Tea POLS ... .co v conns 2.25 Double boilers ... ... ... 135 || Berlin pans ... ... ..... 1.00 Child'scups ... ... ...... 25 Deep pudding pams ... .. .40 Lipped sauce pans, like cut.. 35 Biscuit pans ... ... .... .65 Z Preserving kettles ... 1.00 Corn cake pans ... ... .. .75 Pie plates ... ... ... ... 25 Frying pans ... ... . 1.00 Cast tea kettles ... ...... 3.75 Handled dippers ... ..... .30 Collapsable drinkink cups.. 10 Nickle plated solid copper tea kettles, the celebrated Reed ma};e, with re-enforced steel bottom and ears, causing them to wear twice as long as any other make. No: B . v wni 558 wnd 5o For This Sale I Will Offer 1 New U. S, Cream Separator, 450 Ib. capacity at $39.50 2 New Blue Bell Cream Sepyrators, 450 Ib. capacity at $49.50 These machines have a fine record as close skimmers and anyone in need of a good szparator cannot afford to overlook these bargains. The Schilling all malleable range is recognized as a househeld favorite. Good Heaters, Good Bakers and Fuel Savers. Call and let us show them them to you before buying elsewhere. No. 9 with High Closet and Reservoir $60.00 no Will be given to this Church for 100 Yearly Subscriptions to the Bemidji Daily Pioneer. Other Churches are making the same effort. If this is the Church you wish to help, turn in your subscription to any of the Taiies whose names appear below. v $55.00 | A $125 CHRISTMAS GIFT Real Fog. The whole company had been spm ning yarns chiefly of the variets known as tall, and it had come to the turn of a quiet country yokel, who, with a yawn, commenced, “I remem ber one haytime, just as we werq starting work in the morning, a thick fog came on. It was only a ground fog, but it prevented us seelng to work in the fields, so we went to the farmyard and busied ourselves with other work, waiting for the fog te clear. I started thatching a stack we had just put up, and was getting on very nicely when suddenly the fog lifted, and I fell to the ground with a lot of straw. When I got up I saw what happened. I'd finished one layer down to the roof of the stack, and had gone on and been thatching the fog for fully two yards further. Then of course, when the fog cleared thery was nothing to hold me up, and ] fell.”—Hxchange. Lister Methods. A recent number of the London Lan cet gives an interesting account of th¢ life of Lister, the great surgeon, wh¢ discovered the aseptic precautions tc { be taken after surgical operations Lister, much like Harvey, who provet | the theory of the circulation of th¢| blood, was a careful and conscien tious man who avoided print until he had thoroughly proved the value of his discovery. The great objection ir his mind was that he felt that unti every surgeon was convinced of th¢ necessity for asepsis and of the valut of the methods he advoeated and was efficiently skilled in them, it would bt a serious matter to publish successfu! results of operations which it would be practically criminal to perform un less complete asepsis was secured Lister was evidently that rare product even rare in the medical profession, § modest man. Lucrative Find in South Africa. South Africa’s possibilities as a pro ducer of vegetable oils are wide in deed if the results of recent experk ments. under the auspices of the Mo zambique authorities are translated into commercial realities. For in stance, the fruit of the “macua macua” was shown to yield no k than 60 per cent of fine edible ofl, of the “pombula” 52 per cent. When you come to Bemidji during this Big Co-operative Fare Refund- ing Week come in, bring your family, hang up your hat and coat and eat with us. WEe'll give you a good square meal for your money. Mayer’sDairy Lunch (Formerly Abell's) Beltrami Ave. Bemidji, Minn. Just Say to Barker---“What Have you Up Your Sleeve?” Here's What the Women Have Been Waiting For Barker’s list of gifts for the men. If we bought all the space in this paper there would not be sufficient room to tell you about all our stock. We will always consider it a pleasure to show you what we have. are here at little prices and we can suit every pocketbook. Attractive gifis Cuff Links Scarf Pins Vest Chains Emblem Charms Full Dress Sets Diamond Links EPISCOPAL CHURCH ! Members of Episcopal Women’s Band | Mesdames Geo. B. Upman, presii Emmz Stewart, G. C. Sanbora, Stone, R deat; A. J. Abercrombie, Abell, Jobn Jeannette ileCuisouga, . Cleveland ! s . - AT King, Shores (nurse), H. Stechmnn,‘ Geodman, F. D. Higbee, Joe MeTag- oy " Vandersluis, George Frenck, zart. J. P. Riddell, D. L. Stanton, ¢, w. Branatorg. WHAT SUBSCRIPTIONS COUNT Ore dollar cash will be paid to each Ladies’ Society for every vearly subscription, old or new, secured for the Daily Piomeer. When a set of one hundred has been reached a special premium of $25 will be given. Thus for one hundred subscriptions the society securing them will have received a cash gift of $125. H a club secures but seventy-five yearly subscriptions, it will receive $75; if but fifty yearly subscriptions, $50; and if only ten are secured a cash gift of $10 will be made. For one six months subscription to the Daily Pioneer, fifty cents will be paid, and for each additional six months subscriptions secured the rate will be paid the same. Thus, when two hundred of these six months subscriptions have been turned in, an addi- tionai gift of $25 will be given. A six months subscription counts just half of a yearly subscription for the Daily Pioneer. One yearly subscription to the weekly Pioneer counts same as six months to the Daily, the only difference being the subscrip- tion price which is $1.50 a year. The Daily for six months is $2 and the Daily for one year is $4. Free Premiums will be given to every subseriber. Detailel information may be.had- by telephoning. Number 31, or calling in person at the Pioneer Office. Ink Wells Card Cases Razor Strops Cigar Cases Book Racks Waldemar Chains Military Brushes Match Boxes Smoking Sets Pocket Knives Silk Umbrellas Ash Receivers Dickens Chains Tape Measures Photo Frames Cigar Lighters Toilet Articles Traveling Cases Hat Brim Brushes Gifts For Men Diamond Rings Diamond Studs Silk Watch Fobs Emblem Buttons Gold Watch Fobs Tie Clasps Fountain Pens Toilet Sets Cigarette Cases Desk Sets Letter Openers Bottle Openers Desk Calendars Collar Bags Decanters Gold Lockets Signet Rings Watches Opal Studs Lapel Chains Sets of Studs Safety Razors Shaving Sets Key Rings Napkin Rings Cigar Jars Cigar Cutters Pipe Racks Liquor Sets Satchel Tags Letter Scales Pencils Carving Sets Briar Pipes Cigar Stands Canes Desk Clocks Bill Folds Pocket Flasks Key Chains Riding Crops Game Shears Thermeous Bottles Cloth Brushes Field Glasses Cork Screws Soap Boxes Collar Buttons Emblem Rings “Your gift must give future satisfac- tion as well as immediate pleasure:” Third Street Barker's Drug & Jewelry Store