Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 23, 1912, Page 7

~e BY CRACKY | A ANTICIPATICN (Copyright.} WHOLE. PARLOR SET For* 3.50 AN’ MANDYS BEE WANTIN' SOME FURNITURE., BY A GUM, L SEND FOR 1T REBALIZATION CHEER-UP source of amazement. lain’s Tablets. a healthy appetite, What They Were. Little Bessie had been gazing ear —Judge. but strengthen | They not only create| . to cork.” the stomach and enable it to do 1ts‘ soothed the injured part, “but it’s work naturally. For sale by Barker’s“ the way to Kill-Kenny.” Drug Store.—Adv. Repartee. An Irish waiter named Kenny was | nestly at the waxed mustache of her | Boted for his wit and ready answers. father's friend. Suddenly she remark: | e ed “Why, my kitty has smellers, too!" | the hotel heard of it, and one of them made a bet that he would say some- | | thing Kenny could not answer. ! —————— A bottle of champagne was ordered, The boy’s appetite Is often tliej and the one who made the bet com- | If you would | menced to open it. - i intention- take Chamber- | 0ut with a bang, and, not unin have such an appetite ally, hit Kenny in the mouth. A party of gentlemen staying at The cork came “Ah,” he said, “that is not the way “No,” replied Kenny, as he MERCHANTS WHO WANT YOUR BUSINESS It matters not where you reside or what you want, the merchants below can it get for you at a price that will defy competition. Speak in Love. The only way to speak the truth is to speak lovingly. Only the lover's words are heard. The intellect should never speak. It does not utter a nat- ural sound.—Thoreau. “It is a pleasure to teli you that | Chamberlain’s cough Remedy is the ' best cough medicine I have | used,”” writes Mrs. Hugh Campbell, | “I have used it with | of Lavonia, Ga. all my children and the results have been highly satisfactory.” For sale by Barker’s Drug Store.—Adv. ever | Resourceful. In the club they were compariag the resourcefulness of -their wives in difficult social situations. The man who lives in a Harlem flat had been a good listener, but he finally found an opening. “Yes,” said he, “my wife isn’t bad at that sort of thing. We were hay- ing some people to luncheon one Sunday last spring, and just at an hour ‘when all the delicatessens were closed she discovered that she needed some mustard and didn’t have a grain of it in the kitchen. And she isn’t the sort that will borrow from peo- ple next door that she doesn’t know. It was a bad fix, all right. But she got mustard enough.” “Went to the delicatessen man’s house and routed him out, I suppose?” suggested a member from the Bronx. “Not much. Just went to the medi- cine closet, got down a box of ready- made mustard plasters, put ’em to soak, and squeezed enough of the hot stuff off.” “Good night,” said the man from the Bronx.—New York Globe. Bonaparte as Schoolboy. The following is a copy of the cer tificate given to the great Napoleon on leaving school. It was handed to him for presentation to the king of France by the inspector of the Col- lege of Brienne: “M. de Bonaparte (Napoleon), born the 15th of August, 1769. Height, four feet ten inches ten lines (five feet six and one-half inches); has #in- ished his fourth degree. “Of good constitution, excellent health, a character docile, frank and graceful and strictly regular in con- duct; has always distinguished him- self by his application to mathe- matics; he is tolerably conversant with history and geography; rather deficient in polite accomplishments as well as Latin, having only fin- ished his fourth course. Would make an excellent marine. “Deserves to pass to the school at Paris.” —_— Democracy in Death. While we are reasoning concerning life, life is gone; and death, though perhaps they receive him differently, yet treats alike the fool and the philcsopher. Pride of the Family. “A Book of Scotch Humor” illus- trates anew of a native of Annandale the saying that a prophet is not with- out homor save in his own country. “I ken them a’,” said the rustic, speak- Ing of the Carlyles. aboot London. Tam'’s a harem-scarem kind o' chiel, an’ wreats book an’ that. But Jamie—yon’s his farm you see owre yonder—Jamie’s the man o' that family, an’ I'm prood to say I ken him. Jamie Carlyle, sir, feeds the best swine that come into Dum-! fries market.” Home of Spruce Beer. A popular beverage on the islands of St. Plerre and Miquelon, particular- larly among the bank fishermen, is Bpruce beer. The neighboring New- foundlanders probably introduced this drink among the French. It has been brewed in Newfoundland from a very early period. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Mercury. as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it Such articles should never be used except on through the mucous surfaces. prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manu- factured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0., contains no mercury, and is taken intenally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you It is taken internally get the genuine. and made in Toledo, Ohie, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Sold by druggists. tle. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipa- tion. Coats. Send us your hides, skins and fare, and we will tan, dress and make up just as you order the most satisfac- tory robe or coat you ever owned. §| Our tanning process is wind, water and moth proof. Our coats are one piece, good lining, leather under arms, wind excluders in sleeves. Our rolses are square, double border with no extra charge, best plush lining. We employ only skilled workmen. Satisfaction guaranteed. Send for_our new price list Furs, Coats, Robes Repaired. Complete Glove Factory in connection. 1610 5th St. S. E. Minreapolis, - i reliable and will give you the best value for your money. HRKICHRH KKK KKK WE RETURN Today pictures made from the films you send in this morning. Enlarging, Framing, Copying. % ok ok kok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok HAKKERUP * Third St. Bemidji. x FAHHAIARARRRFRIK KKK ESSSSSSSS S S S S S eSS S s s sd ok ek ke ok ke ko ke ok ok ok Do you want THE BEST GROCERIES found in Bemidji Come right here and get them, as we pride ourselves on having only the best money can buy. SCHWANDT & MARIN Minnesota Ave. Bemidji - Minnesota, ok Kk Kk ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok % ok v ok ok ke ok ok ok ok ok ok AR R KKK KKK KK KKK K Let us prove to you that our Variety store leads in SERVICE, VALUES AND VARIETY. It will cost you nothing to be convinced. MEGROTH’S VARIETY STORE Bemidji, Minn. KhkAkhk Ak hkhkhkkhkhkkk 1222322322822 S S 4 KEKEKEK KK KKK KKK KX Rl d 338 38 8 28 28 8 28 28388 ALBERT KLEVEN FARMERS LAND CO. Northern Minnesota Lands for sale. Information re- garding land buying cheer- fully given. Security State Bank Bldg., Bemidji, Minn. 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If you are not al- ready a customer, you do not know how well we can please you in quality and satisty you in quantity. W. G. SCHROEDER % Bemidji, Minn. x FRIRRHKIAARRRAR K haaaaaa d 333 38 803 8 0 880 0l 0 x x * * x : $333383S % : MONEY TO LOAN : X $3358338S x * ON FARM LANDS. x * * x * x * * * x * P2 2222222223 L8222 22 822222224 200606 006%00 L 4 L 4 : HARDWARE : 00000000 % Phone 657 316 Minnesota AVC: x RIS KKK KKK KKK KKK KK MODEL MANUFACTURING COMPANY L2823 28232 122828223 Minnesota Avenue BEMIDJI, MINN. MODEL BREAD ‘Wrapped in Wax Paper. Bottled Milk and Cream. ‘WHOLESALERS and RETAILERS KKK KKK KKK KKK KK Fe Ak ok ok kA ok k ok ok k AKAAKIAAAK Ak Kk Ak :*fii%l%li%lf*’i%fii**#fl# Bdiadada s S35 3258 282 382 Y e TOM SMART Dray and Transfer SAFE AND PIANO MOVING Res. 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KOEPP : % Blacksmith and Horse-Shoer *x * * All kinds * % of Plow and Woodwork. & x * * Satisfaction guaranteed. *x *x « % 304 Irvine Ave. Bemidjl. % * x x * IR * FURNITURE J. B. LAHR Furniture, Rugs and Stoves, Undertaking. Phone call 178-2. 323 Minnesota Ave. ek ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ko 1233223232232 223 IR K Belaialab bl B S 2 8 3 8 S 3 3 2 8 8 3T Y BABKIR’E DRUG an( JEWELRY STORE Wholesalers and Retailers Service and satisfaction. Mail Orders given that same ser- vice you get in person. 222223288 8 & 4 BARKER’S Bemidji, Minn. RIS faldadaal S S22 S S S S SS S SS e e T MAKER OF SHOES TO ORDER. 22322233228 8 24 % Third St. * Repair work neatly dome. First class shoe shining parlors for Ladies and Gen- tlemen. WM, STAKIS, 310 MlnnmtETAvo. ) Bemidji, Minn. BRI :*Hi**i&i{i**&i«&ii%fiii o ok o e ok ek ok v ok ok o ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok Ak is a home institution, and has money to loan to build with or to buy a home. W. C. KLEIN, Sscretary Rooms 6 and 6 O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. 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The land is easily cleared and is gradually sloping, except about 80 acres of rolling land around a small lake. Good graded roads to Turtl e e River L2 222232222 & 1222223322222 3 W00D SAWING Small or large jobs given our prompt attention. GIVE US A TRIAL, CHAS. JOHNSON Phone 385 AAOROKOAOONO KK :**@*@*@*@@*@** * i: * * * % * * i3 i3 * * i LR i i i * * * * * * L. P. ECKSTRUM Plumbing, Steam and Hot Water Heating, Sewer and Water Connections. Phone 555-309 320 Beltrami Ave, L2 3R S22 22 223 S 4 KA A¥ Ak h ok k Aok * * * X * * * * * * * * * * * K * * * * *x * * * * * * * * * * * ;i i * * ii * Get Your HOUSEHOLD UTENSILS and FARM IMPLEMENTS of C. E. BA' The Hudme%ut Bemidji, - Minn. TR :fi*&*fiiifi#fi*fiilli*fi*fi%fi* sk Ak ok ke ok ok ok ok o ok ok 1233838222222 34 R 3 * * : THE CROOKSTON LUMBER : * COMPANY * * * * * : ‘Wholesale x * : LUMBER, LATH AND * * : BUILDING MATERIAL x *x * Raa g S22 St l il 22t Y Marvel of the Twentieth Century WHY NOT GET WELL? Dr. Lawrence M. Isgrigg is perma- Dr. Isgrigg practices the famous Weltmer system of Suggestive Ther- apeutics which is positive, sure, and permanent in its results when prop- erly applied to a diseased body. He easily succeeds where the average pro- nounced hopelessly incurable by the Old School practitioner readily yield treatment, every- Tanning, Robes, fthing recommended or prescribed family physician with- out being benefited or obtaining the |desired results, call and Dr. Isgrigg jwill cure you of chronic stomach, {liver or kidney trouble; rheumatism. ‘constlpatlon. paralysis, consumption of asthma, cancer, |eczema, nervousness or any organic | weakness, in fact most chronic dis- Offices 411 Minnesota ave- nue, 3 doors nerth of City hall.—Adv.