Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 16, 1912, Page 2

MIDJI, MINN,, UNDER THE ACT OF MARCH 3, 1879, In the City of Bemidji the papers are delivered by carrier. Where the deliv- ery is irregular please make immediate eomplaint. to this office. Telephone 31. Out of town subscribers will confer a de not get their papers promptly. Every subscriber to the Daily Ploneer will recelve notice about ten days be- fore his time expires, giving him an epportunity to make an advance pay- ment before the paper is finally stopped. Bubscription Rates. One month, by carrier... One year, by carrier . The Weekly Ploneer. Eight pages, containing a summary of the mews of the week. Published every Thursday and sent postage paid te any address for 1.50 in advance. Published every afternoon except Sun- @ay by the Bemidjl Ploneer Publishing Company, @ B. CARSON. R. X. DENU_ HAROLD J. DANE, Ealtor. Turkey will sue for peace. Could- n’t blame her if she sued for dam- ages. From the way the Turks have been going of late it is barely pos- sible that the “Turkey Trot” will become their national dance. According to the reports from the department of agriculture of the state of Wisconsin, girls as practical farmers are pronounced more of a success than boys. Looks like a scheme to entice the boys back to the farm, aud it’s one that will work too. Same old coal bin, same old hod; Samée old tiresome golden-rod. Same old quail that shrilly ealls; Same old chesnuts, same old fall. —Louisville_Courier Journal. Brand new fashions,brand new plays, Brand new nights, brand new days; Brand new governor, he’s no snob; Brand new President on the job. Cost of Living. One of the big bills the city has to cope with each month is it’s light- ing bill. Each one of the little white lights on the street corners cost the city monthly $1.25. No doubt these lights have burned one dollar and twenty-five cents worth of current, but have they g'ven forth that much light? The incandescent lamp costs nearly as much as the tungsten at the new price, gives a stingy, poor excuse of a light and uses far more electricity. The city should have these replaced with the bright shin- ing tungsten, which uses less cur- rent, consequently will cost the city less money for current used. When these lights are changed it might be a good thing to lower them sev- eral feet so that the citizens will receive the full benefit of it’s glare. This suggestion is just one of the many little things that will tend to reduce the cost of living in Bemidji. Change Tariff Gardually (Suggested by G. H. Townsend) The result of the national elec- l‘ion means a downward revision of the Payne-Aldrich Tariff - and the people are greatly interested in knowing when the change will be made and how radical it will be. In the past prospective reductions in the tariff depressed business and the reason is evident. If the import price of a certain article is one dol- lar and the duty fifty cents the total cost of one dollar and a half would be the net cost and if the tariff was reduced twentyfive cents the net cost would be one dollar and a quarter and this reduction in cost would ordinarily affect the manufacturer, the jobber and the retailer and as each would be afraid of having goods on hand when the decline in price came, each would hesitate to buy goods and the inevitable effect is business depression. A rational system would be to make tariff reductions at a rate of say one per cent a month or a small reduction every three months, In this way the decline would be so in- significan at any one tieme that it could not affect business at all. It is not the actual change in tariff sched- ules but the danger of loss on stocks from a falling market that the busi- ness world fears. This is an age in which the peo- ple are demanding that the govern- ment be conducted as they wish and this is an opportune time for the people to say what they want. The president-elect would be responsive to a general demand for an extra session of congress or to a general request that no extra session be call- ed. If the people demand gradual changes the president-elect and con- gress will respond and the business depression that smoe fear will not be evident. The newspapers could The only Bakin be of great service by asking their readers to vote on the following questions: Shall there by an extra session of congress Shall tariff changes abruptly or gradually? be made A Fellow Feeling. The hold-up man had his victim covered. Suddenly the latter, with hands held up, broke into a violent fit of sneezing. Then the highwayman’s face wrin- kled and he sneezed, too. Incidentally, they sneezed together. “Shake!” gasped the footpad, and put out his hand. + “Lay it there,” wheezed the victim. One touch of hay fever makes the ‘whole world kin. A Timid Tradesman. Clock Drummer—I've got the finest line of alarm clocks on the market, Mr. Schmidt. Schmidt—Vell, you can’t sell me any alarm clocks dis season. Clock Drummer—Why? Schmidt—Vell, I tell you. Dis is a year ven dey elect a bresident. And effery candidate, mit all dem cam- paigners, vill run apout de gountry and ‘view mit alarms’!”—Judge. Very Mysterious, An old colored woman had occasion to call the doctor for her husband, who was very ill. The doctor made a diagnosis and pronounced it a severa case of gastritis, “Oh, Lor’, doctor,” ejaculated the ©ld woman, “how did he eber get dat gastritis? I hain’t burnt a t'ing but coal {le in dis yere house, an’ power- ful little ob dat.”—Harper’s Bazar. AWAY WITH CATARRH . A FILTHY DISEASE A Safe Old-fashioned Remedy Quick- 1y Relieves All Distressing Symptoms. It you are subject to frequent colds, or if you have any of the distressing symptoms of catarrh, such as stuffed up feeling in the head, profuse dis- charge from the nose, sores in the nose, phlegm in the throat causing hawking and spitting, dull pain in the head or ringing in the ears, just anoint the nostrils or rub the throat or chest with a little Ely’s Cream Balm, and see how quickly you will get relief. In a few minutes you will feel your head clearing, and after using the Balm for a day or so the nasty dis- charge will be checked, the pain, soreness and fever gone, and you will no longed be offensive to yourself and your friends by constantly hawking, spitting and blowing. Shake off the grip of catarrh be- fore it impairs your sense of taste, smell and hearing and poisons your whole system. In a short time you can be completely cured of this dis- tressing disease by using Ely’s Cream Balm. This healing, antiseptic Balm does not fool you by short, deceptive relief, but completely overcomes the disease. It clears the nose, head and throat of all the rank pofson, soothes, heals and strengthens the raw, sore membranes, making you proof against colds and cartarrh. One application will convince you, and a 50 cent bottle will generally cure theworst case of catarrh. It is guaranteed. Get it from your drug- gist today.—Adv. g Powdermade rapes. The Wherefore, “Why do you call yourself a tom- eorial artist?” “It's this way,” explained the bar- ber. _ And then he went on to illustrate ‘| with a few cuts. ‘A Great Number. How many men go to the bad, Alas, alack! = Bpend every cent they've ever had And don’t come hack! Beats Champion Faster. “Just fancy! There's a fasting man who has been living for forty-five daya on water.” ¢ . “That’s nothing. My father lived for twenty years on water.” “Go on!” “Yes; he was a sea captain.” Deep Mourning. Sarcastic Diner—Waiter, what on earth is the matter with this estab- lishment? This steak is burnt black | Sorrowful Looking Waiter—Yes, { sir. Mark of respect, sir. Our chef died yesterday.—Pearson’s Weekly. “There could be no better medicine than Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. My .children were all sick with whooping cough. One of them was in bed, had a high fever and was coughing up blood. Our doctor gave them Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy and the first dose eased them, and three bottles cured them, says Mrs. R. A. Donaldson, of Lexington, Miss. For sale by Barker’s Drug Store.— Adv. QNot a home in this city but hasits quota of discarded furniture, rugs, stoves perhaps, a wheel barrow maybe. QA few cents for a want ad and some one who nceds the very article that lies rotting in your garret will call and pay you for it. € You are better off— new owner is pleased— 3. 5. HARTMAN, M. D. and the article itself is wives o oress sminy esms: “Fou have tried to select a diet that would Y 1 kee] b s lar. In this contributing to the re- k= sour poweis reuir. in i ou duction of the high cost |2, 7o iiivs sesn. e of living. You also have a slight catarrh in the head and throat. You never imagined that the catarrh had anything to do with the constipation: Suppose I were to_tell you that as long as you have that catarrh you will never get better of your constipation. Would you be- How Many. How many men in life we meet, Forsooth, day after day, Who every time they talk contrive To give themselves away. SOLD THE WORL easy. last 10 years. approval. One year guaranteed wri Guaranteed for Three Years in any kind of wear. With a little care wil Bicycle Wringers always please and are sold on Three year guaranteed wringer................. $5.00 YOUR MONEY BAGK IF YOU WANT IT BEMIDJI lieve me? Well, whether you would lieve me or mot it is the truth. For many years I have been wrest- ling with the problem of furnishing the public an internal catarrh remedy. Peruna has been the remedy that I have devised and it has certainly re- Heved many thousand people, yes hun--| dreds of thousands of people, of chronic catarrh, . Constipation was my chief difficulty in treating these cases. I often felt that it would be better if a laxative element were added to Peruna. I feared to do so, however, first because of the number of catarrhal patients who needed no laxative, and second I was afrald of making such a radical change in a remedy that was already doing 80 well. Thus it was that I continued to prescribe with the Peruna a bottle of Manalin to those who needed a lax- ative. At last, under circumstances explained in my booklet, I was con- strained to add the laxative element to Peruna. This constitutes what is now known as the revised Peruna. Now those who take Peruna will, first, find themselves promptly relieved of their constipation. Second, the catarrh will gradually disappear. And once the catarrh is cured the consti- pation leaves permanently. Then it you follow the advice given in my book, you will never have to take pills any more. Cathartics and laxatives you can ignore. You will be perma- nently relieved of both your catarrh and the constipationn. PERUNA IS FOR SALE AT ALL DRUG STORES. SPECIAL NOTICE — Many persons are making inquiries for the old- time Peruna, ‘o such would -say, this formula is now put out under the name of -KA. -NO, manufactured by KA-TAR-NO Company, Columbus, Ohlo. Write them and they will.be pleased to send you a free booklet.” Bicycle | Clothes Wringers The Kind that Please Enclosed Gears to keep the clothes out of the cogs and to save the children’s fingers. Ball Bearing to make them work smooth and Dger................... $3.75 DWARE CO. Phone 57 KKK KKK K KKK KK x :f GIVEN HAR x * x */8 316-318 Minn. 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Being right on the spot, and knowing at all times just what sort of lots are wanted by the producers, our SALES DEPART- ENT has a tremendous advantage over agencies situated in distant cities. We have received many letters from the® big film manu- facturers, such as VITAGRAPH, EDISON, ESSANAY, LUBIN, SOLAX, IMP, REX, RELIANCE, CHAMPION, COMET, MELIES, ETC,, urging us to send photoplays to them. We want more writers and we'll gladly teach you the secrets of success. We are selling photoplays written by people who “never before wrote a line for publication” Perhaps we can do the same for you. If you can think of only one good idea every week, and will write it out as directed by us, and it sells for only $25, a low figure, You Will Earn $100 Monthly for Spare Time Work. FR E E Send your name and address at once for free copy of our lllustrated book, ‘“MOVING PICTURE PLAYWRITING.” Don’t hemtate. Don’t argue. 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