Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 15, 1912, Page 6

THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER . ENTERED AS SECOND CLASS MAT- T TER AT THE POSTOFFICE AT BE- MIDJI, MINN,, UNDER THE ACT OF MARCH 8, 1879, In the City of Bemidji the papers are Qelivered by carrier. Where the deliv- oty is irregular please make immediate wsomplaint to this office. Telephone 31. Out of town subscribers will confer a favor if they will report when they @e not get their papers promptly. Every subscriber to the Daily Pioneer ‘will recelve notice about ten days be- fere his time expires, giving him an wpportunity to make an advance pay- ment before the paper is finally stopped. Subscription Rate: ‘One month. by carrier.. Ome year, by carrier .. Three months, postage paid Bix months, postage paid Ome year, postage paid.. % ‘The Weekly Pioneer. Eight pages, containing a summary ef the news of the week. Published avery Thursday and sent postage paid te any address for 1.50 in advance. Published every afternoon except Sun- @ay by the Bemidji Pioneer Publishing Company, & R. CARSON. E. H. DENU, HAROLD J. DANE, Editor. Just at present the turkey gobbles, as he sees the small boy pass to school; - but wait until Thanksgiv- ing. A warning to home seekers; be- fore you emigrate to Canada be sure you are fixed so that you can come | back. ‘We could not all win, but we usedl to get together and jubilate over the| = passing of the campaign cigar. This & “has also been made history. 3 ; Because a $60,000 dog was killed in London is no reason for a finan- cial panic. Worse than that must - ‘happen to head off the coming good times. A Chicago man married at ninety- “ome and cheerily declares; early in life; a wife is the best in- Stay ‘married until death do you part; di- b wvorces are all wrong.” Here is a Bnot of optimism that should make a ‘gloemy world bubble. spiration a man can have. L There is talk of an extra session of the Illinois Legislature to elect a suc- «cessor to Lorimer, or rather, to fill -the place Lorimer never occupied. It <i8 suspected, however, that the pro- Jposition had its origin with those Wwho see the possibility of creating a mew jackpot which will alleviate the rigors oi‘a hard winter.—Dispatch. WILLING TO OBLIGE. I wish me witk . Horace—I say, old fellow, *you would intercede for €that pretty niece of yours. Harold—Sure, I will. Only the oth- er day I told her you had more money than brains, Horace—What did she say? Harold—She wanted to know if you “had as much as 30 ceats. g Opport.nity stares up at you from this page. Qit may be a better position—just the cot- tage you want to rent —a chance to own a house on easy terms— a new cook—an ambi- tious employe—what not? g Want ads bnstle with the intimacies of the work-a-day world. You can ill afford to over- look them with your daily reading. 13 “Marry 'SURE "SIGN. ™= started house-clean- mg” : g “House all torn up?” “Not yet.” g “Rugs in the back yard?” “No; that comes next.” “Painters and decorators on the lob?” “No» “Furniture all piled in one room?” “No.” “Window curtains down?” ~. “No; but she’s started house-clean- ng, all right.” “What makes you think so, if the house hasn’t been disturbed?”’ “She bought two pounds of cold u‘onsd ham yesterday morning.” Poet’s. Hope, “Cheer up, dear,” said the poet’s wife, looking at him over his evening paper, “there are good times coming.™ “What is it now?” inquired the poor poet. “Here’s a plece about an old manu- script poem of Shakespeare’s selling the other day for $2,000.”—Catholic Btandard and Times. Wouldn’t Do. “Eere's some nice fresh lobsters, mum.” “No fresh lobsters for me. you some that are not fresh?” “Why, mum, everybody insists on having fresh lobsters.” “My sister is visiting at our house and she says fresh lobsters give her & pain.” Have. HOW HE MANAGED IT. Bessie—You've been running an automobile. manage it? Bertie—There’s only one rule—run it all the time as if you were scared to death. successful in How do you Not Business. Oh, let no thought of sordid gain control Your mood, when recreation is your wish, Full many a thirty dollar fishing pole Can do no more than land a 5 cent fish, Waggles Waxes Facetious. “Your car smells mightily of gaso. line, Waggles,” said Slithers. “Yes, said Waggles. “I keep it that way to keep the moths out of my fur.” “Your fur?” “What fur?” “Show-fur,” said Waggles.—Judge. dernanded Slithers. { A Significant Sign. “Are those two in front of us hus- band and wife?” “I don’t think so.” “What makes you think they are not?” “Because when they met, he raised his hat to her, and then took her bun- dles to carry for her.” Up Against It. “Pa, T want to go in for a career, ‘What would you advise?” “I dunno. Politics is crooked, and law, medicine and dentistry are over- crowded.” | “That doesn’t leave me much of an opening. I have no talents for base ball.” 1 THE YOUNG DOCTOR. | Grace—Dr. now, isn’t he? Ethel (blushing)—Yes. Grace—What are his hours? Violet is practicing Ethel—From 8 to 10:30 uaually, but when pa's out he stays later. Strenuous Times. The “gentle reader” now is not Thought quite so highly of. The human dynamo is what The magazines all love. A Sore Tople. “When militant suffragettes geot mad as hornets they won't eat.” “I wonder why?” “Maybe food reminds them of the kitchen and the kitchen reminds them of thralldom.” The Reason. He—I have no use .for women's clubs. She—Is it because they hit the men? — FOOTBALL IS AN OLD GAME Huhlenberg College Team Told of Its Anclent Origin—Played at Least as Early as 750 B. C, In the small hours, at the close of ‘the banquet given by Allentown grid- {ron enthusiasts to the Muhlenberg football team, the players got together knd elected George Bixler of Easton as <captain for next year, to succeed Sav- acool, who will graduate in June. Bixler has been playing right end and his fleet legs and his punting ability were responsible for more than one victory this year.- The feature of the banquet was the address of Professor Reese, the fac- ulty member of the Athletic associa- tion, who presented the letter and sweaters. Professor Reese declared that football is the oldest game, and the one with the widest vogue through gll the world’s history. He quoted Scripture to show that the game was played at least as early as 750 B. C., ‘during Homer’s time, and among the Spartans in Greece; then later in Rome, and finally being introduced in America in 1608. The Eskimos and the South Sea islanders play the game. In 1315 Edward II. of England issued a decree abolishing the game, as did also later sovereigns of England. Dur- ‘ing the reign of Augustus in Rome he ordered the rules of the game re- vised because the game at the time was considered too mild. ‘“Shake- speare, Chaucer, Addison, Izaak Wal- ton, Cooper and others all advocated football,” continued Professor Reese, “showing that thinking men of their time thought well of the game, the same as thinking men of today think and speak well of it. The so-called new game or new method of playing the game is nothing but an evolution of the old, and is not new at all. -Its long-continued uninterrupted history shows that it is-a game of great vital- 1ty, making of its players fine physical specimens and inoculating in them not only true sportsmanship, but man- liness as well.” There is rejoicing in Allentown over news from Easton that Lafayette has put Muhlenberg on its football schedule for next year. CAPTAIN PENDLETON Pendleton Is About the Strongest Member of Princeton’s Great Back Field, and Is Always Counted On for Frequent Gains Against Its Op ponents, Marty Krug Iin Bad. Marty Krug, member of the new world’s champions, finds his dark past bobbing up to bother him. Dayton of the Central league claims he is still on its suspended list for jumping the team, but it is a little late with its complaint. Krug played under the name of Craig with Dayton and then went to the South Atlantic, taking the name of Krug. He was allowed to continue in the game by Dayton with. out protest. . English Sprinters Are Best, Charles E. Holway, who claims the American professional sprinting title, has returned from a tour of the world, during which he took part in many exciting races. While in Australia and England he met Reggle Walker, A. B. Postle and Jack Donaldson, and Holway says Walker and Donaldson are the fastest sprinters in the world and could defeat either Ralph Craig or Howard Drew over the short dis- tances. Chance May Manage ‘Brooklyn. There is a strong rumor going the rounds in Brooklyn which seems im- possible to down for the count that Frank Chance of the Chicago Cubs will manage the Dodgers next season. It is said that President Ebbets seri- ously. is considering the matter and that before he gives his annual ‘ban- quet to the newspaper baseball . re- porters he will have secured the “Peerless Leader's” signature to a con- tract. ———— e, SNODGRASS HOLDS HIS WIIl Not Be Fired for Muffing Fly In' Recent World's Series—Error Ex- cusable, 8ays McGraw. Persistent reports that the New York Giants would dispense with the services of Fred Snodgrass as a re- sult of his costly error in the last world series game are set at rest in a statement given out by John J. Mc- Graw, manager. He says: “I do not blame Fred Snodgrass in the least for his failure to catch that fly ball in the last game of the world series at Boston. Snodgrass is a val- uable and conscientious player,sand be will be a member of the Giants Fred Snodgrass. next season. Ris failure to make the catch is something that would happen but once in a thousand cases, and I want to say that he is deserving of sympathy for this failure. It hurts him more keenly than it hurts anyone else. “In this connection I may say that 1 feel even worse for Mathewson than for Snodgrass, as Matty pitched three i excellent games without winning any of them. There never was and never will be another pitcher like Matty.” Chick Gandil, the Senators’ great first baseman, has had his tonsils re- moved. Germany Schaefer has received an offer of. a job managing an athietic park at Detroit. Pirate squad was the best in either | league this season. Eastern writers seem to think Evers is anxious to get rid of Tinker. Johnny doesn’t talk that way. Joe Kelly of the Toronto Interna- tional league team will take his team to Macon, Ga., to train next spring. When the football regulars are bumped hard the scrubs begin to move about as though they were being over- looked. Topsy Hartsel's admirers at Phila- delphia gave him a dinner when he re- turned home after a successful season at Toledo. Joy riding and attacks on the wine crop are to be dismissed on the Ath- letics’ team next season. So says Connie Mack. Jake Stahl, chaperon of the blush- ing world’s title holders, favors letting the players in on the picture money of post season series. Several clubs in the Pacific Coast league are after Frank Chance. They should be commended for wanting to improve themselves. Fans of New Orleans are going to have much boxing in a short time. Anofher new club is to be started. It will be known as the New Royal Athletic club. Zbyszko, the Polish wrestler, is after Frank Gotch again. His manager, Jack Hermann, say the Salt Lake Amusement company is ready to post $5,000 for a bout between the two beavies. . s Fame:is a great thing. ‘t'ris Speaker was selected to start an automobile race at Salem, N. H. Bob Harmon of the St. Louis Car- 1 dinals hag been elected resides of a wallpaper company, Here are five of the National league managers who lose out in 1913: Rog- er Bresnahan, Bill Dahlen, Frank Chance, Johnny Kling and Hank O’Day. Mathewson,” Ames and Wiltse are the only members of the present Giants’ squad who took part in the world's series of 1906. The squad of candidates for the Michigan football team is said to be small, as compared to the other big schools this year. ‘Why, if the players are compelled to play off their tie game without being paid-for it, isn’t the public allowed to see it for no\‘.hl_ng? It the ball playres become jurymen, they'll find it even worse to kick on the judge’s decisions than to have a run-in with the umpires. As for Minnesota, unless Doc Wil- llams pulls something remarkable, we think the Gophers had better pull the holes in after them this year. Campbell of the Braves is credited with the most times at bat in either league, 610. Milan has been at bat oftenest in the American, 588. 108 [ o) Bob Harmon ot St. Louis said the |’ Ball Bearing to make them work smooth and easy. Guaranteed for Three Years in any kind of wear with a little care. Bicycle Wringers always please and are sold on approval. GIVEN HARDWARE CO. YOUR MONEY BACK IF YOU WANT IT BEMIDJI 316-318 Minn. Ave. Clothes Wringers The Kind that Please Enclosed Gears to keep the clothes out of the cogs and to save the children’s fingers. Phone 57 B Department The Pioneer Want Ads I 1 GCASH WITH GOPY | é cent per word per Issue Regular charge rate 1 cent per word per insertion. No ad taken for less than 15 cents. Phone 31 HOW THOSE WANT ADS DO THE BUSINESS The Pioneer goes everywhere so that everyone has a neighbor who takes it and people who do not take the paper generally read their neighbor’s so your want ad gets to them all. % Cent a Word Is All It Costs e e———————————————————————————— HELP WANTED WANTED—Girl or woman to cook for superintendent’s family at Red Lake Agency. Salary $20.00. Position is for one who can take charge and be her own boss. In- quire at this office or call W, F. Dickens by telephone or on a re- verse ticket at the Red Lake Agency. WANTED—Girl for general house- work. Apply Mrs. A. H. Jester, 1218 Bemidji avenue. . WANTED — Housekeeper. Call or address 519 Minnesota avenue. WANTED — Cook at Jarvis hotel, . Nymore. “Phone 410. FOR SALE FOR SALE—Typewriter ribbons for every make of typewriter on the market at 50 cents and 75 cents each. Every ribbon sold for 76 cents guaranteed. Phone orders promptly filled. Mail orders given the same careful attention as when you appear in person. Phone 31. The Bemidji Pioneer Office Supply Store. FOR SALE—The Bemidji lead pen- cil (the best nickel pencil in the world, at Netzer's, Barker’s, 0. C. Rood’s, McCuaig’s, Omich’s, Roe & Markusen’s and the Pioneer Office Supply Store at 5 cents each and 60 cents a dogen. FOR SALE — Four Milch cows, one two-year-old heifer, and two spring heifers. Call at Farm three- quarters of a mile East of Poor Farm, or address A. F. Ehrenberg, Nymore, Minn. FOR SALE — Five thoroughbred Single Comb Leghorn cockerls. one very fine Holstein bull calf, 31-32 pure. Will exchange for hay or ‘feed. Meadow Dale Dairy Farm, A. P, Ritchie, Prop., Phone 579-2. , o i Sl e FOR SALE—Sman fonts: of type, several different points and in first class condition. Call or write this office for proofs. Address Be- midji Pioneer, Bemidji, Minn. rubber stamp for you on short no- tice. FOR SALE — Hard coal stove and other household goods. $07 Min- nesota avenue. FOR SALE—Kitchen range, bed and dresser. Inquire 1018 Bemidji avenue. FOR SALE—Horse. Will sell cheap. Inquire J. B. Hansen, 523 Minne- sota. _— FOR RENT T SR R FOR RENT—Two rooms, furnished or unfurnished. Inquire 1111 Bel- trami avenue. FOR RENT—Two house, Tenth and Minnesota. Inquire 1215 Beltrami. FOR RENT—Modern room. Inquire 1121 Bemidji avenue. FOR RENT—Warm house. of John G. Ziegler. MISCELLANEOUS A A A e ADVERTISERS—The great state of North Dakota offers unlimited op- portunities for business to classi- fled advertisers. The recognised advertising medium is the Fargo Daily and Sunday Courier-News, the only seven-day paper in the state and the paper which carries the largest amount of classified advertising. The Courier-News covers North Dakota like a blank- et; reaching all parts of the state the day of publication ;it is the paper to use in order to get re- - sults; rates one cent per word first insertion, on-half cent per word succeeding insertions; fifty ceats per line per month. Address the Courier-News, Fargo, N. D. WANTED—100 merchants in North- ern Minnesota to sell “The Bemid- 11" lead pencil. Will carry name of every merchant in advertising columns of Pionear in order that ‘all receive advantage of advertis- ing. For wholesale prices write or phone the Bemidji Pioneer Of- fice Supply Co. Phone 31. Be- midji, Minn, Inquire FOR SALE—Or trade for city prop- erty, or farm land near Bemidji, partly improved farm in North Da- kota. Call or address Pioneer, Be- midji, Minn. FOR SALE—Rubber stamps. The Ploneer will procure any kind of WANTED—OId cotton rags, cleam, free from buttons. No silk cloth, gunny sack or wool cloth accepted. Pioneer Office. e it NP BOUGHT AND SOLD—Second haand furniture. Odd Fellows building, aoross from postoffice, phone 129. o