Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 15, 1912, Page 6

e | RAILROAD_TIME CARDS | THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER FRIDAY, MARCH 15, 1912. HDW T[l SI][:GEED y the last few years, condi- ions in all lines of business, evem iwotessional life. have changed so ompietely that every man is waking 1p to the fact that in order to win success he must specialize and learn o do some one thing and do it well. Se it is with auy article that is <old tv the people. It must have gen- line mierit or no amount of advertis- maintain the demand for the Ducty For many years we have watched .vim much interest the remarkable maintained by Dr. Kilmer's toot, the great kidney. liver wnd bl dder remedy. From the very the proprietors had so confidence in it that they in- ery one to test it, free of cost, refor= purchasing. It is a physician’s preseription. They have on file thousands ot let- :ceived frem former sufterers yving good health as 1SC. However, ou wish first to try a sample bottle, address Dr. Kilmer & 0., Binghamton, N. Y.. and mention his paper. They will gladly forward ou a sample bottle by mail. absolute- r sizes for sale at all drug- iifty-cents and one dollar. A A A A A A A A A A A AAAAAAANAAAAS S00 RAILROAD Ias: Bound Leaves ...... Wi Dound Leav Bound Leav . Bound Leav .1 GREAT HOETH}:BN t Bound Leave: Bound Leave: Bound Lea 05 Norch Bound Le: 96 South Bound Leaves “reight West Leaves at am | “reight East Leaves at pm MINNESOTA & IRTEENATIONAL pm 32 8 . Bound Leaves 5 am 31 North Bound Leave pm | 34 South Bound Leave rm 33 North Bound Leaves ‘reight South Leaves at ‘reight North Leaves at MINN. RED LAKE & MAN. 1 North Bound Leaves : 2 South Bound Leaves am am am ... 3:85 pm ..10:30 am | e PR!)FESSIONAL CARDS LAWYERS GRAHAM M. TORRANCE LAWYER iles Ziock Telephone 560 | i i s e J. H. FISK ATTORNEY AT LAW i O = over Baker's Jewelry Store | "H’Y\l([\\'\' SURGEONS' JR. ROWLAND GILMORE PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block i JR. E. A SHANNON M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Mayo Block i Phons 294 Iles. "Phone 297 DR. C. R. SANBORN ICIAN AND SURGEON | the girl I accompanied to ‘at the Office— Miles Block DR A E. HENDERSON PHVYSICIAN AND SURG Lver B tivnal Bank, Bem Office "Phov 6. Residence 'Phone 72. OR. £ H. SMITH CIAN AND SURGEON Tlice in Winier Tloek DR. E H. MARCUM 21 YSICIAN AND SURGEON Oifice in Mayo Block Phoae 3 Ltesidence Phone 213 EINER W. JOHNSON 2HYRICIAN AND SURGEON « over Securtiy Bank DENT L. STANTON DENTIST = in Winter Block STS DR. D 7. T. TUOMY DENTIST 1st Muacional Bank Bldg. Tele. 230. R G. M. PALMER DENTIST Miles Block ETaaizg Work by Apointment Only RUTH M.-WIGHTMAN TEACHER OFZPIANO studio—917 Minnesota Ave. Phone 185, NEW PUBLIC LIBRARY. Opec daily, except Sunday and Mon- day tt to 12 a. m, 1 to 6 p.m, 7to9 p. m. Sunday 3 0 6 p. m. Monday 7 to 9 g. m. Beatrice Mills, Librarian. G. G. JOHNSON - Lands Loans Stocks Come v and look over my list of lands in Polk and Red Lake Counties. Office—Bacon Block. CLEARED UP THE MYSTERY Son Enl|gmenx Mother as to Queer Remarks Atter Partners’ Names on Program. The young man's mother was straightening up his chiffonier and she picked up one of his dance programs. This is part of what she read: 1. Two-step. X. 2. Waltz. Miss Brown, pink lady. 3. Two-step, Miss VanSant, blue. 4. Waltx. X. 5. Two-step. Miss Dusall, red, black in hair. 6. Waltz. Miss Dawson, old rose. 7. Two-step. Miss Barnes, gold locket. 8. Waltz, Miss McKay. i 9. Two-step. Miss Buchannon. “Son,” said the mother that even- ing, *“what a those remarks after your partners’ names? Miss Brown would not be pleased te know she had been called the pink lady.” “Why, mother, that’s all right. TLots of the fellows mark their programs like that. You see. a fellow can’t al- ways remember a girl when he meets her for the first time, there are so many of them. So, to avoid embar-! rassment, he notes some distinguish ing mark. Now, Miss Brown wore a pink dress. The X indicates, of course, Miss Dusall wore a red dre did others, so to be sure not any time hunting her I noted that she had a black band around her hair. The girls with whom I am acquainted I know withcut any descriptive notes. 0O, it’s all right, mother. In that way we never have to go up to a girl and ask her if she is herself.”—Indianap- olis News. RATHER CRUDE AND BOLD Bethel Preacher Gives Congregation of Shellbacks Startling Descrip- tion of Bad Place. “I knew the late Clark Russell well,” said a Philadelphia shipping re- porter. “The unhappy man, racked with rheumatism, Jay for many years on his back s helpless as a newborn babe. That, perhaps, was how he came to leave $100.000. He couldn’t spend any of his money, you see. “Authors make less than is sup- poae(i, Clark Russeil was once talk- u=g to ne about authors’ earnings. He 1id that publishers exagg 23 80 4§ to get more for, them, “He said that the millionaire pub- lisher, in order to authors on, painted the prosperity of the success ful writer with the beld, crude e - geration wherewith the preacher in the mariners’ bethel painted the hor- rors of the Lad place. A bethel preacher, he explained, was describing ihe bad place to a con- ation of shellbacks. ‘Shipmates,” he said, the molten iron come ruw the furnace, haven't you? out white hot, siz like some kind of monster., Well, i ‘you ve seen 2 ont of It comes and bissing snaky, horrible he said solemn- ly, ‘they use that stuff for ice cream in hell. " Good Story, Anyway. Ollie . es of Kentucky, recently a representative, Imt now a senator, teils of the time when he was driving through a hilly seciion of his native. for pleasure amd partly on ss connected with his po- litical hoves. He came 1o a farm-| house where there was a nice looking well and windinill, and he pulled in and asked the farmer if he might have a drink. “Al'm sorry, sah,” said the tarmer. “Ah’d suttenly like to ‘comadate you, but I evant. Ef you all 'l jest drap into Jones' place, ‘hout a mile further . on, maybe you ean git somethin’.” “But I thought I noticed a fine well here on your place,” said the senator ! from Kentueky. “Why, that's water! you wunted water: 1 thought you asked me for a drink. You sure can have all the water you want.” { didn’t know. Quail in Southern California. Ranchers from the Coachella Valley. who were in Los Angeles today, re- ported that quail were so thick in the valley that crops of all kinds were be- ing destroved. despite the efforts of Lhe state game wardens, who are now trapping the birds by thousands and sending them to other sections of the state. One rancher said he saw one covey of quail that must have contain- d 5,000 birds. “They were so thick the sun light was shut out when they flew past,” he said. “The guail are very wise,” he continued. “and hunters find trouble fn shooting them, while trapping is still more difficult.”—Los Angeles cor- respondence San Francisco Chronicle. Courtesy. Visitor—I've just come from the doctor’s funeral, but 1 didn't see any of you there. Hostess—No, my husband didn’t care to go, as funerals always upset him. Visitor—If you never go to other people’s funerals I don’t see how you can expect them to come to yours. A Case in Point, “It takes all kinds of peopie to make & world.” “Yes, yes. That's quite true. Two men of my acquaintance stood for an hour on a street corner yesterday and argued about the new football rules.” - | spitting and foul breath. {ment at once. *iklfl#iliiiii*# HOW TO FIND * * The Northern Minnesota Devel. ¥ opment Association Immigra- * tion Commission Quarters. 39-* Third Street, South, Minne. * apolis. * For the benefit of the readers + of the Pioneer this notice will & appear in both the Daily and & Weekly Pioneer for the next six % month. * On leaving the urion depot * turn to the left and continue up % Nicollet to Third etreet, cross- ¥ ing that thoroughfare, turn to * the left and proceed half a * block, toward the postoffice. * From the Milwaukee depot, * turn to the left on Washington * avenue and continue to First % avenue, turn to the left and go * one block to Third street and % then one half block to the rigit. Daily Pioneer will be found * on file here. * ***'fii‘ki‘lii’iki NOSE STOPPED UP WITH CATARRH A Common Sense Treatment for Ca- tarrh and Asthma Gives In- stant Relief. No matter how miserable you are with catarrh or a cold in the head, nose stopped up, throat sore, eyes rurning, dull pain in the head, dry ccugh. fever, breath foul, Ely’s Cream Balm will give you instant relief. It gets right at the root of the trouble, cleanses, heals and strength- ens the raw, sore membranes, stops the nasty discharge so that you are not constantly blowing the nose and spitting. In a few minutes after ap- plied you can just feel it doing its work of clearing the head, the pain K d ok de ok ek ok ok ok k ok ko ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ing becomes naturad and the stuffed up feeling is gone. This cleansing, healing, antiseptic Balm contains no mercury, cocaine, or other harmful drugs. It is easy to apply, pleasant {to use, and never fails to give relief, even in the worst cases. Never neglect a cold, and don’t suf- for the miseries of catarrh nor dis- gust your friends with your hawking, cent bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm from vour druggist, and start the treat- You will find that it wiil be the best investment you ever made. R. F. MURPH‘! “UNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMEP Office 313 Beltrami Ave. Phone THE SPALDING EUROPEAN PLAN Duluth’s Largest and Best Hotel DULUTH: MINNESOTA More than §100,000.00. recently expended on improvements. 250 rooms, 125 private baths, 60 sample rooms. Every medern convenience: Luxurious and dellfihtful restaurants and buffet, Flemish Palm Room. Men’s Grill, Oolonial Bnfleb: Magnificent lobby and public rooms: Rallroow, banguet rooms and private dining_rooms: Sun parlor aund observa- tory. Located in heart of business see- tion but overlooking the harbor and Lake Superior. Convenlent to everything. One of the Great Hotels of the Nerthwest and soreness are relieved, the breath-; Get a 50 PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS TOM SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER SAFPE AND PIANO MOVING Res. 'Phone 58. 818 America Ave. Office 'Phone 12 [ EDUARD F. NETZER, Ph. G.| RECISTERED PHARMACIST Phone 127. Postoffice Corner ' s We All Do “The 0. C. Rood & Co. E. F. Netzer I Wm, McCuaig oo =20 G he & Markusen B Your druggist will refund money if PA- p 20 OTNTMENT fails to cute any case || of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud- ing Piles in 6 to 14 davs. 50c. That now is the time to see the architect it about the improvement you intend to do next summer on your residence or business building, remember that to get your cottage or business block conveniently and artisically arranged you do well in calling on THOS JOHNSON, Architect. midji, Minnesota. { PP TT] Phone 304 ! | Be Personal attention to prescriptions ' Ynu Use a Lead Pencil? If you knew just where you could buy the Best - Cent Pencil In the World vou would do it without much coaxing—wouldn’t you? Arrangements are being made with every first class dealer to sell Bemidji” - (The best nickel pencil in the world) | Barker's Drug and Jewelry Store P. Omich’s Cigar Store midji Pioneer Office Supply Store Retailér will receivé jinmediate shipment in gross lots (more or less) by calling Phone 31. Arrangements have been made to advertise, as above, the names of all dealers “who sell The Bemld]l.” iR | The Hat Store for Men —_— | Greet Your Friends with One of Our New Spring Hats We feel . gust a little proud of our new Spring Hat stock now, ' andiwe know that you will agree with us when you see it. GILL BROS. BEMIDJI, MINNESOTA. MORA Especial care on our buyer’s part has given us a selection for spring and summer that enables us to glve every man the hat he { wants at a price he wants to pay. The Store of Style and Quality Long experience has given us the knowledge of how to fit the ; face as well as the head. Come in and let us show you why your new hat should come from here. You’ll notice the advantages at once. Y & Wy AR ) wh A