Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, February 27, 1912, Page 4

| | | - i 6000006000666 6¢ & CALENDAR OF SPORTS FOR ¢ * THE W. EEK & PIPPPP0OCGOGOOOQ TUESDAY. Meeting at Richmond, Va,, to com- plete organization of South' Atlantic Intercollegiate Athletic association. Wrestling match between Henry Giehring “and Mike Yokel at-Cleve-, land, for middleweight champion-| ship. Annual meeting of the Canadian | Cricket association at Toronto. Packey McFarland vs. Tommy Ma- loney, 10 rounds, at New York. Patsy Brannigan vs. Johnny Sin-| clair, 10 rounds, at Cleveland. Clarence English vs. St “Wildeat" Joseph, Mo. Ferns, 15 rounds, Oune package of Sunkist oranges, will be given free with each five dol- lar purchase at W. G. Schroeder’s,| cor Minu. and Fourth St., Friday. Moterg Gives Long Lease Contractor, John Moberg has giv- en the Northern Automobile Co., a long lease of the garage property, which the above company now occu- pies. Moberg showed his faith in Bemidji when he consented if nec- essary to enlarge the present biuld- ing to meet the demands’of the grow- ing business of the Northern Auto- mobile company. \u speaking of the matter C. W. Jewett of the Northern Auto Co., ated that a large amount of terri- had been contracted for and that sub-agencies would Dbe placed in a good many of the towns in this ter- 10! ritory. centrated in Bemidji, which would give customers in the different towns a first-class service and as for the serivce of the Bemidji customers, would make it the very best. Refering to the automobile busi- ness in general, Mr. Jewett said: ~There are a lot of good machines and in closing an agency I do so after the most rigid and careful examination and comparison. I am partial to no make of machine and simply aim to ve our customers the best valuation for the money. [ rely upon my me- chaincal training to keep me from marketing a mechanical mistake.” »ackage of Sunkist oranges, -en free with each five dol- > at W. G. Schroeder’s, © Fourth St., Friday. “t., Feb. 27.—The court which con- 'l be made mnot- murder of Matt- .vate in the Tenth i Cavally regiment. a at Fort Ethan Allen sle ran amuck and shot Andrew C. Fox, a fellow and seriously wounded two sirls. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY ‘rake LAXATIVE BROMO Guirine Tab- lets. Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. W. GROVE'S signature s on ench box. 26c. D ———— —_—— No. 8241 REPORT of the Condition of the Northern National Bank at Bemidii, in the State of Minnesota, AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS Feb. 20, 1911 RESOURCES. Loans and Discounts ..$200,813.10 Overdrafts, secured and un- _ secured ; 954.85 U. S. Bonds to secure cir- culation o 50,000.00 U. §. Bonds to secure Post- al Savings ..... 6,000.00 Bonds, Securities, elc ey 43,626.58 Banking house, Furniture, and Fixtures 5,000.00 Other Real Istate owned £,000.00 Due from National Banks, (not reserve agents) ...... 5,659.17 Due from State and Private Banks and Bankers, Trust Companies, and Savings = Banks ... .. J. 1118178 »ue from appr : ".(gg.ons f i .. 62 260 60 Checks and other Cash Items 86.28 IZxchanges for Clearing House 4.537.64 Notes of other National Banks 520.00 Fractional - Paper Currency, Nickels, and Cents ........ 213.50 Specle .. ...... 15,085.00 Legal-tender notes 1,480.00 ~ 16,565.00 Redemption fund with U. S. Treasurer (5 per cent of cireulation) .. .. ....oooe. 2,500.00 $418,018.45 Capital stock paid in Surplus fund Undivided Profits, less Ex- penses and Taxes Paid .... National Bank Notes out- SIANAINE +vob vrroonniveees 50,000.00 Due to other National Banks 389.17 bue to State and Private Banks and Bankers ....... 6,362.26 Individual deposits subject £0-CHOCK .vo senesvenedis 214,884.76 Demand certificates of deposit 3,884.56 Time certificates of deposit.. 69,842.67 rtified checks .... . 389.1: hier's checks outs g 7,666.77 United States Postal Savings Deposits .. ......e.eeee.n 3,469.78 $418,018.45 STATE OF MINNESOTA, 88, County of Beltrami, I, W. L. Brooks, Cashier of the above- named band, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. W. L. BROOKS, Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 26th day of February, 1912. (Seal) GRAHAM W. TORRANCE, Notary Publis, Beltrami County, Minn. Ngly Commission expires, August 24th, 9117, CORRECT—Attest: 1. E. COWAN, The business would be con-{ | Dat “Zekiel Johnsing come ter talk. * .$ 50,000.00 10,000.00 1,579.38 AWILBURD g A DISMSNNG ) SBlT SO ONGTRRLANG 30 De white folks eatin’ th’es times er day— Whah’s de raig? O whah's de raig? Jit comp’ny come dey's ax ter stay— Whal's de raig? Now, whah's de raig? Dey’s illn’ de glass en de chany plates En mekkin me do de wul Ah hates— When dey git froo dey goes dey galts— Whal's de ralg? O whah's de raig? Hit’s buttel en braid en soup en meat— ‘Whah's de soap? O whah's de so0ap? Hit's jelley en ple en jam dey eat— Whah's de soap? Now, whah's de s0ap? Hit's knife en fo'k en dish en spoon De mawnin’, noon en atternoon— De night time cain’ come roun’ too soon— Whath's de soap? O whah's de soap? De changin’ dey minds at ev’y meal— Whal's mah cloff? O whah's mah cloft? Dey sp'ilin’ de plates wld o'vnge peel— Whath's mah eloff? Now, whah's mah v cloff? Hil's taters en co'n en beans en squash En mussin’ mo’ plates Ah gotter wash— Al’s spennin’ mah life des slosh en slosh! Whah's mah cloff? O whah's mah clof? Who waltin’ out dah on de walk? Dry de pan; now, dry de pan! xyahden Dry de pan; now dry de pan! Al knows hes’ honin’ ter ma’y me— But dess dishwashin’, de same Ah'd be— Dry de pan. O dry de pan! Fable of the Petulant Child. There was Once a Petulant Child, whose Father was a Druggist. The Child was always Crying for Scmething. When it could not Think of Something to ery for it would Wail for an excuse to Weep. On the Whole, it was a Peculiar Child. Omne night it cried for the Moon. Its Papa endeavored to Argue with it, to impress it with the Impos- sibility of getting the Moon. Foolish Man. Suddenly a bright Idea struck the doting Parent. He gaid: “Although I caunot give you the Moon, I can get vou Something Just as Good.” So he gave the Petulant Child an Orange. ‘Whereat the Child swatted him with the Frult and Made his nose look like the Morning After at Spion Kop. The Doting Parent swore - softly, but Diligently, for several Moments. Then he sald: “After all, I am Glad I did not give in to you and Get you the Moon.” Moral—The substitution Evil i! not &s it 18 Painted. HER INTENSE PAPA. Cholly—Your papa kicked me out when*I asked him for your hand. Miss Gabby—Papa is go intense. He puts his whole sole into everything he undertakes.” Agreed With Her. “I cannot sing the old songs,” She sang, in mournful chant. Her hearers rose and loudly cried: “Well, we should say you can’t.’ Another lllusion Dispelied. Miss Gushy—Ah, professor, whex mind? Noisy. aext door? teeth, mill? Only Occasionally. the presence of his employer. Romance and Fiction. T. A. McCANN, Directors. man, that's fiction.—Galveston News. you played that fortissimo passage in your piano selection your face showed the agony, the-fierce resolve of Sieg-|! fried himself. Were your thoughts far | away among the gods of Wagner's Prof. Von Growle—No, mattam. Id 1ss dot I haf a felon py mein fingerm, unt I hit him ven I dot cadenza made. Mr. Wunder—What's all that racket Mrs. Wunder—Their baby is cutting Mr., Wunder—What with, a sausage T htbr R At 6T ‘When a very rich man marries a very poor girl, that's romance.' Whea a very rich girl marries a very poor |for vears. By HOMER CROY. Whatever Rhode Island is or hopes to be she owes to Senator Aldrich and Napoleon Lajoie. She wouldn’t be on the map today, but would be found with a star in a footnote at the bottom of the-page:if it were.not for Napoleon Lajoie, assisted by Mr. Aldrich. 'If Napoleon Lajoie had mnot hustled onto the scene in September, 1875, Nelson A.‘would have had too much on his hands and she would have slipped off into the Atlantic ocean of obscurity. With discrimin- ating eye Napoleon selected Woon- socket, where his father had brought the name down from French Can- ada, for a birthplace. Lajoie is pronounced in ‘more dif- ferent ways than any other name in the majors. In talking about the Clevelands the fams usually start in with Laj—and then suddenly have their attention attracted by a dou- ble and continu€ after it's all over with “He and our Napoleon—" In the west it is pronounced Laz—and finished by coughing and kicking ‘a hole in the ground, while in the spec- tacled east it is put over with a con- centric_twist of the lips and with an underhand - fadeaway of the tongue. According to Napoleon it can be done by running the scales a few times and with some finger practice by 8o~ Ing at it thus—Lazhi-u-way. In early life Napcleon's -dreams were of being a cabby and wearing = real top hat and ‘brass buttons.with scroll work on them; he cared not | for the busy marts of men or for be- ing the tiger tamer in the gilded cage, but enward, unward did he struggle and strive, clisbing for the heights while his careless and uncaring com- panions -slept, until one fair day his S TINKER PRMSI-.S ED WALSH .Shortstop says of All Pitchers He Has Tried to Hit White Sox 8pit Ball Artist ‘Is Hardest. Since Joe Tinker has been out in San Francisco thls winter he seems to have had almost as much fun talking Always guch o Dark Shade of Black| , _Crall with.the fans in California as he has playing for fans in the’east. during the summer: The other afternoon one of the San ‘Franciscq critics got Joe to talk about the pitchers whom he had faced since Ed Waish, he has been a ball player. He ps Napoleon Lajole as Pictured by Cesare. dreams were realized, and his castlea had in the steel structural work—and he was a sure enough cabby with the scroll work and a top hat that the rain couldn’t affect—any more. Oth- er boys who had grown up'with him in ‘Woonsocket could hardly believe that fame had snatched him from - thelr midst and placed on his brow its jew- eled diadem—the top hat. Although now of another world Na- poleon - condescended to “come back to tbeir locals now and then for a game of ball, while Dobbin munched his oats under the grandstand, until the Fall River club of the New Eng- land league percuaded him to ride on its second sack. From there the Nifty Nap ‘drove ‘on to the Phillies; thence on to his present address.” He spends his winters on his farm ten miles north- of Cleveland where his hobby is raising dogs. He has so many dogs that he cuts their meat by footpower, and when the moon is full farmers in the next county have te sleep with their windows down. - Napoleon:is the most graceful map in any park in the United States. He has a mimeographed letter he sends back in answer to notes from sighing girls. Although tall and heavily built each motion is so polished that you can almost hear him Eketching in charcoal and pronouncing vase— vaws. Every time the Apollo of the parks raises his hand it’s a picture; every time he clouts a single the soft purr of girls’ lead pencils can be heard all over-the bleachers, and every time he stumbles and skids' on his ear he does it so gracefully that the ladies in' the grandstands bruise their gloves. (Copyright. 1311, by W. G. Chapman.) Mathewson a great compliment and also heaped tributes all over the name of Ed Walsh. Part. of his conversa- tion ‘runs ag follows: + “Of all the baseball pitchers I ever faced the hardest to hit is Ed Walsh. At least, he is the hardest for me to hit. “I don’t say he is the greatest pitch- ef. in the world; | I think: Christy Mathewson is the greatest. greatest; not was the greatest. “Some people try to tell you that Christy is a dead one. There is mo question but that he has slowed up, but I maintain that he is the greatest pitcher in the world. “He and Walsh are hard to hit tor exactly opposite reasons. “Walsh has you out before you try to bat. To tell you the truth, he over- Aawes the batter. He is big and strong and has terrific speed and a wonderful break. Walsh is a spitball artist, pure and simple. You know exactly what he is going to throw and what to be prepared for, but you can’t hit the ball. He gets your goat. “Mathewson iIs exactly opposite in method. Christy tenderly leads you astray, so to speak.” You are always sure you can hit him—but you can't. No other pitcher in the world has so many resources.” 5 Yale Men Like to Box. ‘Yale University’s hoxing classes are growing bigger each year. 160 and 200 students will be enrolled after the Christmas holidays. At the present time there are more students taking up the manly art of self-de- fense at the New Haven college than at the corrésponding time for many years. In the past various members of the faculty have also been mem- ‘bers of the boxing class at Yale, and several of them; it*s expected, will Join again this term. Instructor Mose King says _Tom Shevlin, Téd Jones, Dutch. Goebel, Ham: Andrus, as well as: Hobhe and & W of the other stars ‘who ngm'le football history at Yale, Dr. Evans, Ex-Commissioner of says: “There is almost no:relatio tween skin diseases and uwmsm Eal galves have long G0 teen found avorths and all other skin diseases. This com- pound s known as DiD.! tnr Ecnmu olmes, ‘the well ¢la st wite .D. Prescription 8 as much a spect! We, ourselves vom:h for the D.D.D. skin must be cured through the iy Occnnlnnnlly one meets a man lhn The germs must be:wash Is 80 sure of his’own Importance; that |5 he can, without feeling ‘the “slightest 1h|'s ‘country re NOW ‘8, on this; An embarrassment, wear a tall hat-im| <ou, and so "The_most. advanced’ mvfllclan‘ *os aré prescribing a wash ‘of wintergreett, thymol and other ingredients for eczema D, Prawflnflon. ¥pown Bkin spe-. U a7 conwinced it thel Tor eczema as_quinine for malaria. Wa bave been prescribing the D.D.D. remedy. “and ‘sbotutely it will take awa lh 0] Tohi e 1ot on aopiyie To) (e If you are sufferl: from aj fol ’klfl rrmnzle we' "gnfd like t;‘ ‘;m\‘e—m °\§ Stord, foF e have had unless you find that it does the work. Fo:mth‘n! gnfler a8 (rlalhbn]ltleltor e ov| 0 be enough- to- absoluts tnn merits of the remedy. Slyprdde into our store an: 4 ¥ AT o e e -mgze.yz r':meay i use on tho md!mn of the Cincinnati Reds he can fall Centuries Ago Tradesmen Who Adul. “Do you get that'I say he Is the || Between' guarantee that it will cost you nothifig | 1 nlayer brings lnh G *0'Day 18 Cortainly In Bad. back on his mbility as an Subject of Prime Importance. ‘Weather {a the one topic of cnnvcr«i sation that never grows out of date. ‘We are almost as nearly at the mercy |cor Minn..and Fourth St., Friday. of the sunshine; the rain and the snow Now they' say that in case Hank | storm ‘as ‘'We were & century ago. O'Day fails to make good as manager | Therefore We always scan the sky when we get up in the morning. It-s umplre. |, almost. lnlgtincflvo. even with the city | Mill, Va., who is the mother of elgh- lar purchnse at W Schroeder’s, Here Is a message o1 nope and good cheer from Mrs. C. J. Martin, Boone There must be a whole lot of consola- | dweller. No farmer fails to take a |teen children. Mrs. Martin was cured tion in that for Hank. One job is just about as bad as the other. PURE FOOD LAW NOT MODERN Jong look at the sky when he first|of stomach trouble and ‘constipation rises, for on the weather will depend |by Chamberlain’s Tablets' after five his activities during the day. years of suffering, and now recom- |mends tnetc tablets to the publie. |Sold by all dealers. terated Goods Were Most Severs- ly Punished. 1 Pure food laws are not quite so modern an invention We may be- lleve. Dr. Reisner has made discov- erles in_Palestine that seem to in. dicate some sort of supervision of the g food supplies delivered to the palace nearly 3000 years ago. Labels have been found that were once affixed to “a jar of pure olive ofl.” We may ‘wonder ‘what tests were employed and what would happen to the man whose oll was:found to be not pure. Prob- ably something unpleasant, for thers ‘was no-Supreme court in those days. ‘We ¥now what happened in the mid- dle ages to the enterprising tradesman who ‘adulterated his goods. In 1444 & Nuremberg merchant was burned 15 cents. ad gets to them all. rpe The Pioneer Want Ads OASH WITH GOPY l l/é oent per word per Issue Regular charge rate 1 cent per word per insertion. No ad taken far less than HOW THOSE WANT ADS DO THE BUSINESS They tell what you have to sell to everybody in Bemidji. The Ploneer goes everywhere so that everyone has a neighbor who takes it and people whwdo not take the paper generally read their neighbor’s so your want % Cent a Word Is All It Costs Can’t Lose Much by Taking a Chance alive for mating foreign material with his saffron and the saffron itself was used for fuel. Probably that artistic touch impressed the matter upon his Some Augsburg bakers who uled HELP WANTED WANTED — Experienced memory. girl, Must have references. pot Lunch Room. kitchen | advertising medium is the Fargo Daily and Sunday Courier-News, the only seven day . paper in the i | | | De-| state and the paper which carries the largest amount of classified falge weights and bad flour were ducked {n a muddy pool, and through a faulty knowledge of the human re- Tess, they came to the surface dead. In 1482 a wine merchant was or- dered to drink six quarts of his own notice. FOR SALE - spiratory system, or sheer careless-| FOR SALE—Rubber stamps. Pioneer will procure any kind of | a rubber stamp for you on short | The | | advertising. The Courier-News | covers North Dakota like a blank- | et; reaching all parts of the state the day of publication; it is the paper to use in order to get re- sults; rates one cent per word first insertion, one-half cent per word adulterated wine, and as he died.soon after it 1s evident that the adultera- true that he had to finish the draft in a given number of “minutes, and a smdll number at that, but in those weighing the scales and loading the FOR SALE—Hay tion must have been serlous. It 1s| ton- N. E. Tuller. FOR RENT days they had a pleasant way . ot | FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms at 917 Minnesota Ave. per| succeeding insertion: fifty cents per line per month. Address the Courier-News, Fargo, N. D. | WANTED—Dining and sleeping car conductors, $75-3125. Experience unnecessary, we teach you, write dice upon the side of justice. ~ Civilization has changed all that. Wowadays we shiver with apprehen- sion lest, a rogue shall be punished.— San Francisco Argonaut. Authors Interested? A new society has been organized in France under the title “The League Against the Lending of Books.” It | ROOMS FOR RENT.—Furniture for sale. 221 3rd St. LOST AND FOUND LOST—Prest-o-lite tank. Finder re-| turn to Pioneer office for reward. MISCELLANEOUS Dining Car World, 1256 W. Van Buren, Chicago. WANTED TO TRADE—What have You to trade for new standard pia- no? Call at second hand store, " 0dd Fellows Bldg. WANTED—Position by young lady. Good education and business ex- perience. Address -2, care Pion- SO o s S A s asserted that the movement Is real| \,VERTISERS--The great state of | _°°™ 1y in the interest of authors, as every borrower may be considered as one buyer less. recognized ; North Dakota offers unlimited op- ; BOUGHT AND SOLD—Second hand portunities for business to classi-| fied advertisers. furniture. 0dd Fellows building, across from postoffice, phone 129. Women'’s $1.00fleeced rubbers a pan-7sc Women's $1.25 overshoe " a pau-89c overshoea pair. $1.98 Women'’s $1.85 2 buckle overshoe apaxr$1-39 Women's $1.50 1 buckle overshoe a pall'$1'19 Misses’ $2.00, 4 buckle overshoe a pair. Misses’ $1.50, 2 buckl - shls:gsa pmruceover $1 -19 Misses' $1.25, 1 buckle over- 89c shoes, a pair..............cccceeeeee Misses’ $1.00 low overshoes, a PAIL o yurensrionss 790 g‘?ég,s :11)1;’12 4 buckle over- $1 . 49 Women'’s $2.50 4 buckle ot men’s hlgh cut leather lined 3600 shoes at pef ss oo oy L] ‘1 lot ladies’ fine shoes, : vafi:e: $3 50‘tge$s5_.8&snow $2-48 1 lot ladies’ $3.00 and $2 29 $3.25 shoes now Men’s 15 in. leather top rubbers, $4.00 values ...... $2-98 Men’s 10 in. leather top rubbers, $3.00 values ...... $2 49 M 7.in. leath b- bor. 5275 vatnes " $2.39 "Men’s low rubbers, $2 00 $1 49 $1.59. {001 {1 SRR el M il 1o Boys’ leather top rubbers, $2.15 values,,..........‘.......,.$1-79 Youth's leather top rub- bers, $1.85 values...... Boys' heavy 1 buckle artics, per‘ palr75c Shoes - 1 lot ladies’ $l 50 to; $2.50 shoes now per pail Leather 1 lot misses’ shoes - s Mon’s Overcoats ..We offer the chouce of our winter overcoats at 33 1-3 per cent discou nt Men s and boy’s sheep lined coats,25 per,cent discount ' Mon’c heavy wool underwear, 89c. Men’s outing.night shirts, 89c. .1lot sweaters, 25 per com dls- count. -6 p-ln heavy canton flannel quvcs. 25@. S - Nnv;,.,ZShnW|ng Sprmg Goods lng Au:nepn[lmgnm__,.w Final Clearance of Winter Goods To those who need to replenish their winter wear we offer extraordinary values. spring goods and have not considered cost in making this inducement Rubber Footwear choos, 8 Bt 31,09 Child's 90c 1 buckle over- ssc We need the room for shoes_a pair.. S Child’s 75¢ low overshoes. a pair........... MY ] ssc .$1.50 $1 45