Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, February 26, 1912, Page 2

{ | | | " 4 ‘ THE BEMIDJI DAILY PION = flm.mllfl “ME umns > | Pablished every aflernoon except Sun- Tme—— g " SRS 7 Wb ol z | day by the Bemidii Pioncer Publishing | Heroic Struggles of a Fat Man Who i ; 2 = i 3 | ¥ Thought the Scales Were < - 800 RAILROAD 7 -— t B CARION: B a1 DRND Deceiving Him. 3 < G - . 162 East Bound Leaves 9:54 a. m. | HAROLD J. DANE, Editor. | ) SRR ‘ I o RS o y " i 163 West Bound Leaves. m. 7 | _mm-——, 1 h?ve about come to the conclusion g : 3 ! iy 186 Bast Bound Leaves m. - defiverad by e fianors 4 | that the good Lord intended some of 187 West Bound Leaves 10:38 a. m. > 8 make immedinte | I8 creatures to be fat and some thin, NORTHERN e elephon | regardless of medicines and so-called GREAT NOR! “30 of town subscribers will confer af Infallible cures, writes a western 33 West Bound Leaves 3:30 p. m. { | ik revort whet UiV man, For a long while I tried all the 34 Bast Bound' Leaves 12:08 p. m. + t "l piers are continuad until an ex-| alleged obesity cures and none of 35 West Bound Leaves 3:42 a. m plicit order to discontinue is. veceived,| them did me any good. Then I deter 36 East Bound Leaves 1:16 a. m and until arreages are paid. | mined to starve myself and take lots 106 North Bound Arrives 7:45 p. m. SubKcziphion Dy | of exerclse. ¢ 2 106 South Bound Leaves 6:30 8. m | Oue month, b .l.‘:nrw- | All my life I had been a lover of Freight West Leaves at 9:00 8. m il Y good eating, and counted that day 3 Freight East Leaves at . m. ! Six Months, postage paid . lost on which I did not consume for : ® oA = Ome vear, postage paid . my dinner the better part of a sirloin : Mn:lnesnta & International i3 - The Weekly Piong steak as thick as a darky’s foot, with 2 South Bound Leaves . m. Bight pase summary | gll the trimmings. For breakfast I 31 North Bound.Leaves m. e DS e lms(‘;\‘;“\'j}_'gh' usually destroyed a platter of cakes, 34 South Bound Leaves 11:45 p. m. $1.50 in advance, | three eggs and no end of thin-sliced 33 North Bound Leaves m. ——— - bacon, besides fruits and two cups of resgnt South Leaves at 7:30 a. m. Ll c"g:?- et . 2 Nany retgat North Leaves at 6:00 8, m D, s ‘elong system abandone: . NAnCH S, 15, for an entire month, cutting out all Minn Red Lake & Man, — 3 : furnished fnrdb8|{ls. hole}m wedgingu. Sl o - prise politicians of other parties if - ’ - s iza.uquels, and all occasions. ‘erms ‘ T its s T8 mctints, i F——— we'll not even ask this much of you. All we ask is, the chance to casonaio, " AlL esie aprts date power another vear with an increasea| Knicker—"Are you cuttiag down ax- p i Lo . ; AR e T 3 shicalitss, 16 Is trus fhat they haws| Loch s, Dovker—¥es: Lasipaiig show you our line before you buy. Will you agree to look at the ; not a majority in the council but the In a recent issue of “Thought.” the organ of the Socialist party of this vicinity appear a statement of what that party will accomplish. Following is the direct statement: ~What Socialism will do: It will de- stroy prostitution, graft, lawlessness, the meat and about all the vegetables, & piece of toast and glass of milk tak- ing the place of my morning meals and a little rice being the chief item on the meager dinner bill of fare. Lunch I omitted wholly. In addition -1 walked at least six miles every day and did all sorts of stunts in my room with a gymnasium outfit. Prior to going to bed I perpetrated all sorts The Beril_idii Pioneer Line of Calendars for 1‘91”3. We do not mean for.the money but at any price. That’s pretty strong isn’t 1t? Well, we’ll back every word we say with the goods. They’ll North Bound Leaves 3:35 p. m / South Bound Leaves 10:30 . 'm PROFESSIONAL CARDS | 3 ‘ ¥ LAWYERS ! N S Ny of muscular contortions and rolled Speak for thems'elves' ] } robbery, drunkenness, pOVerty, trusts, | on the floor till my body was brulsed. . T y RAHAM M. TORRANCE [ strife, murder. squalor, and misery.| At the end of thirty days I fejt fit 4 ¥ LA;NYER i i vify th il chamber, | t0 Tun a three-mile foot-race or go in { It will purify the coun-cl cham ‘er 1he Thk it e poiast Or Ron: Miles Block Telephone 560 i the legislative chamber, the courts,| ynis time it occurred fo me that I i the schools and possibie the church- es.” With the exception of “trusts, poverty and misery,” every statement made above may be made to apply to Bemidji conditions. This is a big load for any oue or- ganization to carry and if the So- cialists of Bemidji can carry out the above promises during the coming vear, or even approximate them to a satisfactory degree, it need not sur- mayor has the power necessary to deal with most of the above cases. “Every time | come to town The boys keep a-kickin' by dawg aroun’ Makes no difference it he is a houn’-- They gotta quit_kickin’ my dawg aroun’ Missouri Song Three Assertions. “The wise custom which limits the president to two terms regards the substance and not the form, and will T be another Rossevelt, under no circumstances a candidate for or accept nomination. ' President Nov. 8, 1904. [ have not changed and shall not decision thus announ- Dec. 11, change that ced.—President Roosevelt, ought to get weighed and I made & bee line for the scales. My grocer as- sured me that they were correct to.| an ounce, but they showed I had gained 14 pounds in the period of my abstinence.—Exchange. An.Inference. There dicd in Chlcago the other day: # man of whom it is said that he knew the intimate history of every import- ant family in the city. Some members of some of the important families must be mighty glad that he died.—Savan- uah News. \YOUR GRAY HAIRS ZA Harmless Remedy, Made from Gar- den Sage. Restores Color to Gray Hair A feeling of sadness accompanies the discovery of the first gray hairs which unfortunately are looked upon as aeralds of advancing age. Grey {hair, however handsome it maybe, makes a person look old. We all {know the advantages cf being young. | Aside from the good impression a youzhful appearance makes on others simply knowing that you are “look- ing fit"” gives one coarage to under- i take and accomplish things. So why suffer the handicap of looking old on account of gray hairs, when a simple remedy will give your hair youthful and color and beauty iu a few days’ You’ll Confess to anyone that you’d rather buy in Bemidji than to send . out for it. That’s what you ask your customers to do--isn’t it? Now, Pioneer line of 1913 Calendars before you blace your ordeér else- : where? Yes, we know that outside calendar men have called on you and will continue to call on you, and that you’ve been pest- ered to death, and sometimes almost forced to buy, eté., but say to them—*I agreed to look at the Pioneer line before I placed my order.” ; eren 5 Then What! H. FISK . ATTORNEY AT LAW Office over Baker's Jewelry Store. HARRY MASTEN Piano Tuner merly o Radenbush & Cr. of 8. Pav Instructor of Violn, Piano, Mando in and Brass Instruments. Music Room 36, Third floor, ZBrinkman Hote) Telephone 535 PHYSICIANS AND SURCEONS T R. ROWLAND GILMORE PHYSICTAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block R. E.A. SHANNON, M. D PHYSICIAN AND SURGECN Office in Mayo Block ¢hone 396 Res. Phone 347 R. C. R. SANBORN PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block T A.WARD, M. D. *® Over First National Bank. Phone 5! tlouse No. Phone 351 SHitET R. A. E. HENDERSON 1907. | time? e Most people know that common s d “S d - PH:SI'CMTBAND SU!?(;FO:«M “My hat is in the ring.”"—Theo-|garden sage acts as n color restorer b ur sver First National ax_lk. Bemidji, M o - dore Roosevelt, Feb. 21, 1912.—§t.|and sealp tonic as weil. Our grand- Step "ght to the telephone and call up 31 an say end’yo i Office Pbone 36. Residence Pone 72. Cloud Times. ‘Testing Coins, “There goes another man suffering from degeneration of public manners,* sald the clerk in an aggrieved tone. “I gave him five pleces of silver in mak- Ing change, and he tested every one of them to see it it was counterfeit right before my eyes. It is only late ly that people who buy have got rude enough to do that. Clerks always did 1t with coin {hat customers gave them, but that was a prerogative of the trade. For the customer to assume the same privilege is a usurpation of an- clent rights. The worst of it is most {mothers used a “Sage Tea" for keep- ing their hair dark, solit and luxur- iant. In Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy we have zn ideal pre- paration of Sage, comhined with Sul- phur and other valuaule remedies for dandruff, itching scal» and thin, weak hair that is split 2t the ends or constantly coming out A few appli- cations of this valuable remedy will bring back the color, and in a short time it will remove every trace of dandruff and greatly improve the growth and appearance of the hair. Get a fitty cent bottle from your druggist today, and notice that differ- ence in your hair after a few days’ calendar man to my place at once with that 1913 line of calendars you've been bragging about”--or anything else for “that matter. You'll find us “Johnie on the Spot.” | NR. E. H. SMITH PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON | Office in Wititer Block R. E. H. MARCUM | PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON i i Office in Mayo Block Phone 18 Residence Phone 21, INER W. JOHNSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office over Security Bank. i DENTISTS ] ;’:g:lz ;‘f"::g“;zn;"ang“:::’ry fi;’;i treatment. All druggists sell it, un- il White & coln 15 sefudod boseuny It 1o| der Euarantee that the money will be 7 R. D. L. STANTON [ | counterfeit. The only way tradesmen | ¢funded if the remedy is not exactly y " R n i DENTIST = o 5y can teach customers the respect due |38 represented. T ‘" { them Is to turn their own backs when testing money. That has always been the custom in England. No tradesman over there would dare fillip a coin un- der a customer’s nose, and as a con sequence no customed has ever taken that lberty with him.* ———l Bruce and the Spider. Apparently the little fireside story about Bruce and the spider is in the category of fables. So eminent an au-| thority as Sir Herbert MaxweM says In “Robert the Bruc “What is the evidence to be found In support of it? Not in the writ ings of Barbour, Fordun or Wyntoun, those most nearly contemporary with Bruce and least likely to suppress a circum- stance so picturesque and illustrating 80 aptly the perseverance and pa- tlence of the national hero under des- perate difficulties, “No; nothing Is heard of this adven- ture (Il long after Bruce and his comrades had passed away, and then it makes Its appearance in company Wwith such trash as the miraculous ap- bearance of the arm bone. of St. Fil- fan on the eve of Bannockbirn, and worthy of just about as much congld- eration.” So goes another of the venerated legends of childhood, —_— School of Love in Germany. In order to counteract the falling off of marriage rate a “school of love” has . been started at Strasburg, Germany, The school will also give advice on ob. scure questions, such as how to en. courage budding attentions, how to dis- courage' them, how to converse with berious men without any serious knowl. edge, and how to be gay and frivolous while suffering from headache, bank- ruptey, and other ills, Telephone Dr. J.A. McClure your horse troubles. No charge to answer Phones, No trouble to show goods, Vet ry Remedies for sale { rd.A.McClre, Phone. 105. | THE SPALDING EUROPEAN PLAN Duluth's Largest and Best Hotel DULUTH MINNESOTA More than $100.000.00 recently expended on mprovements. 250 rooms. 125 private baths, (0 sample rooms. FEvéery modern convenlence: Luxurious and dolightful restauranis and buffet, Flemish Room, Palm Room, Men's Grill, Colonial Buffet: Magnlficent lobby and public rooms: Bailroow, banquet rooms and private dining rooms: Sun parlor and observa: tory. Located in heart of business sec- tton but overlooking the harbor and Lake Superior. Convenient to everything. One of the Great Hotels of the Northwest INSURANCE Huttman. Harrls & Reynolds: . You are not suited, or you like the other fellows goods the best, Now this doesn’t mean that he should always get your order. No, No, we're going to keep right on until you'll say for yourself that we can deliver the goods. It is.our aim to each sucéeeding year Improve. L oreven as well, by all means give him your order. "Thank You - fhé Bemidiji Pioneer Calendar cérfipany, ‘Bemidji, ‘Minn. - Phone, Write or Call, If you want us. - - Office in Winter Block R. J. T. TUOMY DENTIST 1st National Bank Build'g. Telephone 230 R. G. M. PALMER DENTIST Miles Block Evening Work by Appointment Oniy EDUARD F. NETZER, Ph. C. RECISTERED PHARMACIST Postoffice Corner Phone 304 Personal attention to prescriptions OM SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER SAFE AND PIANO MOVING Aosidonce Phose 58 818 Amarica Ave. - Office Phone 12 C. 6. JOHNSON Lands Loans Stocks Come in and look over my list of lands in Polk’and Red Lake Counties. Office—Bacon Block. EW PUBLIC LIBRARY “Open daily, except Sunday and Mon-. Jayll to12a.m., 1106 p.m., 7 to 9 p. m. Sunday 3.to 8 ~ Monday 7 to p. @ BEATRICE MILLS, Librarian 3 ; T. BEAUDETTE Merchant Tailor Ladies' and Gents' Suits to Order. Freach - Dry Clesning Pressing and Reparring s - i Specialty. B 315 Bait