Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 5, 1912, Page 6

i 6 THE BEHID.TI DAILY PIONEER TASTE, SMELL AND HEARING GONE Bestroyed Cataxrh Can Be Quickly Restored By Using Ely’s Cream Balm. The thousands who suffer the mis- eries of colds and catarrh and claim; they have never found a cure can get imstant relief by simply anointing the nostrils with Ely’s Cream Balm. Unlike internal upset the stomach, or strong snuffs| which only aggravate this cleansing, the trouble, healing, antiseptic Balm instantly reaches the seat of the trouble, stops the nasty dis- charge, clears the nose, head and throat, and brings back the sense of taste, smell and hearing. More than | this, it -strengthens the weakened and diseased tissues, thus protecting you against a return of the trouble. This remedy will cure a cold in a day, and prevent its becoming chron- ie or resulting in catarrh. Nasal catarrh is an inflammation | of the membrane lining the air pass- ages, and cannot be reached by mix- tures taken imto the stomach, nor can it be cured by snuffs and powders! which only. cause additional irrita- tion. Don’t waste time on them. Get a 50 cent bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm from your druggist, and after using it for a day you will wish you &ad tried it sooner. Mothers should give the children Ely’s Cream Balm for colds and croup. It is perfectly harmless, and pleasant to take. MUSIC LESSONS MISS SOPHIA MONSEN Teacher of Piano and Harmony At Residence of Mrs. G. Crone 519 Minnesota Avenue . . Engagements made Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday The mixtures which | Beginning el Bluffed It Out. The stories of the embarrassment of unsophistocated diners when faced by highly sophisticated menu cards are endless and usually amusing. A man whose career had confined his knowl- edge of things to eat to such standard products as ham and eggs and pork and beans found himself among a company who ordered intelligently from an extensive bill of fare. It con- tained so many classified dishes as to make a fair sized book, the pages of which he pawed aimlessly and in dis- may. The waiter, who needed only his order to go to the kitchen, was stand- Ing at one side deferentially, with his { order slip and pencil in hand. The de- lay was noticeable and irritating to the unskilled diner, and finally he pointed blindly to the middle of a page ‘with his finger. “Give me some of that,” he said. The waiter looked over his shoulder j and remarked: | “That’s mayonnaise dressing, sir.” “I know it. I can read.” “But,” apologetically, “what will you have it on, sir?” “On a plate, you-bonchead. Do you | feed your customers in troughs here?” —Chicago Post. Borrowed to Save. Uncle Reuben, the village white- washer and man of all work, was & frequent borrower of small sums from his neighbor, Colonel Arkwright, and as a rule he repaid these little debts at the appointed time. But on one oc- casion when he had been accommo- dated with a loan of $2.50, which he promised to return in a few days, he allowed two or three weeks to pass without making any mention of his in- debtedness and, in fact, seemed to avoid his creditor. But one morning the colonel unexpectedly encountered him at the postoflice. “Hello, Uncle Rube! Didn’t you bor- row a little money from me several weeks ago?”’ “Dat’s right, cunnel,” said the old man. “I sholy did.” “You told me you'd pay it back in three or four days. Have you had bad lack ?” “No, suh,” responded Uncle Reuben. 1“T'll tell you how it was, cumnel. I lacked jes’ two_dollahs an’ a half o Entire Stock Fur lined Coats worth $85. OO “Only . . . . -.Sealette plush Coat worth $35.00 2Oy L e s Plush lined Coats worth $29 00 OBl . 5 e Plush Coats worth $20 00 “Only . . . . .Caracule Coats worth $19 00 +Only . . .. ‘One lot of Coats | VSR 3rd Minnesota Av:e. havin’ fen dollahs to put in de savin’s bank, an’ I used it fo’ dat. It's all right, cunnel. I won't fo'git it.”— Youth’s Companion. Insane English Monarchs. George III is the only British mon- areh who in modern times has been placed under restraint and deprived of his authority because of insanity, though similar mecsures were at one time contemplated with regard to his son, George 1V., the monarch who has been described as “a bad son, a bad husband, a bad father, a bad sub- Ject, & bad monarch and a bad friend” and whose conduct while on the throne' was characterized by an eccentricity which bordered on lunacy. The insanity of George III. was real- ly brought about by the dangerous lllness of his youngest and favorite child, Princess Amelia. The unlikeli- hood of her recovery preyed upon him and hastened the attack of mental de- rangement which incapacitated him from reigning, although he had pre- viously suffered from this malady. He died hopelessly insane at Windsor after losing his sight as well as his senses.-— Pearson’s. The erence. It was at an afternoon concert, and In the stalls sat a smartly dressed girl and the young man who deemed her the most precious jewel of the uni- verse. Behind them sat a couple of the type of concert goers who came rather to discuss the audience than listen to the music. “Look at that girl just in front of us,” cemmented one in a very audi- ble whisper. “She’s shop assistant at L's. I should like to know what busi- ness she has at a gathering of this sort. And just look at her hat! She served me the other day with the one I am wearing, and I suppose she per- suades hersclf that there is no differ- ence betwee 1 it and mine. I never’— The girl in front turned with a crim- son face. “Oh, yes, madam, there's a differ- snce,” she said quietly; “mine is paid for.”—London Tit-Bits. Irving’s Modesty. . * Mellish, who was for several o years in the company of Sir Henry [rving, first coming to America in his support, told a characteristic story of the great English actor. “We were discussing Tennyson in the beefsteak room of the Lyceum one aight,” sald Mr. Mellish, “when Sir Heury came over and joined in -the conversation. ‘Ah, yes,’ he said, ‘Ten- ayson. To be sure I know him. Clever chap, yes, but vain. One night Ten- ayson and 1 were walking down-Pic- cadilly together, and as we passed a crowd on the street corner several of the men took off their hats and bowed. Ha! Do you know Tennyson thought they were bowing to him. Extraordl- nary! Yes, clever chap, but vain, you know.’”" Quick Action. A southern farmer was trying to sell & mule to a negro who two years be- fore had been kicked on the head by the animal. “Of course,” said the farmer, “this mule kicks, but"— “I don’ wan’ him,” objected the col- ored man emphatically. “Just because he kicks?’ asked the ifarmer, with an air of contempt. “Humph!” grunted the negro. “Dat mule don’ kick; he shoots.”—Popular Magazine. A Witty Thief. Munich has been visited by a thief with a sense of humor. Several days ago all the clocks in the ministry of rallways came to a standstill. The rentral or ‘“master clock,” which con- trols all the others, had been stolen. In its place was a sheet of paper with the words, “Time was made for tlaves.” Making a Hero. A nourishing supper, a good night's sleep and a fine morning have often | ]mnds a hero of the same man who by indigestion, a restless night and a !ainy morning would have proved a |eoward.—Chesterfield. Coming Down. The Madam (with a hand to her head)—Is my hair coming down, Kate? The Maid—Yes, ma’am, in a minute. I'm going right upstairs for it now.— Yonkers Statesman. of Wemen’s and Children’s | 'Black broadcloth Coats worth $27 50 Only o St Only s - Coat’s worth $18. 00 = Only -, e, Coats worth $15. 00 Only & @ . Only . . . . Children’s Coats worth $6 50 Only . I . . send 12 wrappers or trademarks and 12c in s Black broadcloth Coats worth $25 00 Children’s Coats worth $10 00 . JANUARY 5, 1912 Gloved Hands Pich Seedless, Tree-Rlpened “Sunkist’ This delightful fruit, which comesinthe valuable premium- brmgmg wrappers, all picked, when ripe, with gloves! Each orange is perfect. Otherwise it would ‘be rejected and sold as a ‘‘second’’—notasa first-quality ‘‘Sunkist.”’ ‘‘Sunkist’’ are the prize oranges of best groves in California Seedless, Sound and Solid Izt Deliciously juicy—no seeds—firm and perfect. Sweet as only. tree-ripened oranges can be. Yet they cost no more than oranges of less quality., Insist on Valuable “Sunkist” Wrappers You are sure of gemng the genuine when you insist'on the valuable wrapper marked ‘‘Sunkist’' which covers every orange, ‘Thousands of enterprising housewives now furnish their - dinipg tables thh"SunList”srlverware—real Rogers’—by merely. saving the wrappers and sending to us with stamps or money - order to partly pay cost, packing, etc. t” Lemons of Same High Quality Thin-skinned, extra juicy and each comes in a valuable “Sunkist™ wrapper. They go farther than other lemons and cost no'more thas. the ordinary. fitcipe booklet free upon request, Get This Splendid Rogers’ Orange Spoon Save 12 “Sunkist” oran or trademarks cut from wrappers, p pay charges, packing, etc., and we. will send you this genuine Rogers’ silvor oranze spoon. 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