Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 3, 1912, Page 2

THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER Published yery. atternoon o8 ‘fi tin- m by m dil Pioneer .. » OAIID'. ¥. A. WILSON, Bditor, In the City of Bemldev the v‘mrl are a iv- ry is irregular please mk- |mmodlna Somplaint to this office: . Telephone 31, Out of town subscribers will confer a favor If they will report when they do not get their papers promptly. papers are continued Satll an ex- plicit order to discontinue is received, and until arrearages are paid. Subsoription Rates. One month, One year, b Three months, post: Six Mouths, posta; One year, postage ‘The Weekly Pioneer. ht es, contalming & summary of the, news. of the weex. Published every Thuraday and sent postage pai to any address for $1.50 in advance. ENTERED AS SECOND CLASS MAT- TER AT THE POSTOFFICE AT BE. MIDJI, MINN., UNDER THE ACT oF MARCH 3, 18 Rabbits and Squirrels as Swimmers. A funny though able swimmer is the rabbit. He submerges bis body with the exception of head and tail. The latter sticks away up into the air, and his hind legs make “soap suds” as he churns the water madly to get away. But with all his awkwardness he is a | swift swimmer and is only beaten by | the squirrel among the land animals. The squirrel swims with his heavy tall sunk away down in the water and his head beld high. He cleaves the waves like a duck, and a man in a rowboat has all he can do to keep | abreast of the swimming squirrel. Green’s Move. Three rival tailors lived in the same street. One bad a notice board over his shop with “Brown, the best tailor in the world,” upon it. White, not to be outdone, followed suit with a no- tice, “White, the best tailor in Lon- don.” Green, seeing his rivals getting in front of him, also had a board printed, “‘Green, the best tailor in this street.” ~London Ideas. LIFE INSURANGE GONPANIE 2 = sittv.f %4 |ing influence of Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp- baervi Thev Are cl‘otl‘:l‘v: 2'“ hid ng Pnbli An “examining physician - for ‘one of the prominent-life insurance: com- panfes, in ‘an-interview on the sub- ject, made the astonishing statement that the reason why so many appli- cants for insurance are rejected is because kidney trouble.is so common to the American people, and the large suspect that they have thie disease. own experience and reports from. druggists who are constantly in di- rect touch with the public, there is one preparation that has probably | been more succeessful in relfeving and curing these diseases than any remedy known. The mild and heal- Root is soon realized.- It stands the highest for its remarkable record.-of cures. We find that Swamp-Root s strict-| |1y an herbal compound and we woulg | advise our’ readers. who feel in need of such a remedy to give it a trial. It is on sale at all drug stores in bot- tles of two sizes—Afifty cents and one dollar. However, if you wish first to test its wonderful merits, send to Dr, Kil« {mer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a | sample bottle, absolutely tree. When | writing be sure and mention the Be- | midji Daily Ploneer, Lincoln’s Passes. | Lincoln’s humor often got him out qf | trying situations and tempered his pe | fusal of favors, as happened during | the civil war when a gentleman asked | him for a pass through the federn! i | lines to Richmond. *I should be bap- | py to oblige you,” said Lincoln, “if my ! | passes were respected. But the fact s | within the last two years I have given passes to Richmond to a quarter of » million men, and not one bas got there et The Strange Part, Hardyp—You see this half dollar? #yps. Why? Is there anything ex- traordinary about 1t?” Hardup—Rather! It's mine! There Is Only One ‘“Bromo That Is Laxative Bromo Quinine USED THE WORLD OVER TO QURE A OOLD IN ONE DAY, Alw: orthis signature on every hox. 38c, emembher the full name, Look Fur lined Coats Onlyas a5 Only . . . . Plush lined Coat Only i = Only "o T Only. o o Sealette plush Coat worth $35. 00 One lot of Coats Quinine”’ majority "of applicants do not even | He states that judging from his| Renullr ahule fal 15 cents. _g-:ow THOSE DO THE Busmess and-people who.do not take the ad gets to them all. - . ’l'hey tell .what you have to sell to everybody: The Ploneer goes ever;where 80 that averyon% h paper generally rea % Cent a Word Is All * Can’t Lose Much by Ta_ nx a Chanee HELP WANTED = = WANTED—Compentent - girl ~ for housewark. Mrs, John - general K ‘Wilson, 1101 Dewy Ave. WANTED—Two dishwashers at Ho- o tel Markham, FOR SALE FOR SALE—4¢ room house, large lot, small cash payment, balance pald at $8.00 per month. Huffman, Harris & Reynolds. FOR SALE—Cord wood for Sale at $2.00 per cord delivered to any part of the Tity. Leave orders at the Nigollet hotel, R SALE—Rubber The Ploneer will prosure any. kind of a rubber stamp for you on short notice. | FOR SALE—5 room cottage on Be- midji. Ave, Your ‘own terms, Huffman, Harris & Reynolds, FOR SALE—6 room modern houge, eesy terms; Huffman, Harris & Reynolds, s FOR SALE—Two good milch cows at 715 Minnesota avenue. FOR RENT FOR RENT-—6 roam house for rent.! A. Klein, " LOST AND FOUND D o LOST ON TRAIN—Between Turtle River and Bemidjj on Friday night sultcase with brass trimmings. Return to Ploneer. MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISERS--The great state of North Dakota offers unlimited op- E. W. Grove worth $85. 00 s worth $29 00 Plush Coats worth $20 00 Caracule Coats worth $19 00 . . . . . o s portupities for business: to classi- advertlsing medium ‘is. the Fargo Datly ‘and Sunday Courler-News, the only seven - day paper.in the i state and the paper which carries the largest amount of. ' classified ldvmhmz. The ' Courfer-News covers North Dakota like a blank- - et; reaching all parts of “the state the day, of publication; it-is the paper-to use in order to get re- 8ults; rates one cent per word first -insertion, one-half cent per word succedding insertion; fifty cents per line per-month. Address the “News, Fargo, N. D. st SR S S S R R WANTED-—Dining and sleeping car conduetors $75-3128. Experience unnecemry. we teach .you, write Dining Car World, 125 W. Van -Buren, Chicago, WANTED .TO. TRADE—What bave you to trade Tor new atandard pia- no? Call at second hand etore, ©.0dd Fellows Bldg. —_— BOUGHT'AND SOLD—Second land furnitu 044 Fellows building, across from-postofiice, phone 129 Hurt Failure. “Tyrrible thing anened to Bill in the poker game las’ night.” “YWhat was it2* “Heart-fallure.” “You don’t mean 1t." “Yes; he held four hearts and drew | one card; gat a apadg"—Bmolen Ea- gle. Pogr Business. “The milliver. as ysnal, is six weeks behind with my hat." “Serves you right.”” growled her hus band, the eminent magoate. “Yof' ‘women' wili deliberately place &' big’ eonstruction order withant 3 'sign of penalty clanse.”— Washington Herald. asusteRih Yus adsss merel, cltchlngin(eeu “from - 1iti understood: ‘and sources. The infectious” gérm its presence. It i3 necessary, there- the destruction of hurtful germs and germ carriers by Introducing as far: a8 possible the precantionary. practices of sanitary sclence into domestic use. —Philadelphia Record. ‘A 8ad Case. “What's the matter with the man ‘who's talking to the policeman?’ mnemonics. - He's forgotten the num- ber of his street.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Genlus, 2 “Your mother-in-law never pays you a long visit” sald one mab to another. “How 1s that?”" “She did once, but 1 got my mother fa come on a visit at the same time.”. Revenge is a kind of wild justice which the more man’s nature runs to the more ouzht law to weed it out.— Bacon. PILES CURED IN € TO 14 DAYS 3“5‘““"‘“ will refund money if PA- INTMENT ‘fails to cute any case of Ttehing, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud- ing Plles in, 8 to 14 daya. S0c. and Appetlzing Dish Mneqw-i w htu. ye- m.g da 115 A 2 f off s Hunw daiT > (told -and ‘el minute that the eye loes not detect d and ‘well contrmiod. fore, to keep up a: constant effort for ‘Why, that's Brown, the professor of Trya To Prepare ) Tasty, Tempting‘ ‘Bemidjlreaders: should proflt ‘by. these experiences. % SEpE Samuel Collard, 1024 ~Ame Ave., Bemidji, Minn., says: *I wil- tlingly confirm_all I have previously said in a public statement, regarding Doan’s .Kidney Pills. - This remedy never fails to relieve me when I take| 1t ‘For months 1 suffered: from se- vere pains in the small of:my back | ° and my limbs and joints. were stiff|{ N\ and sore. I was unable to work and there was always a feeling of lan- |~ I tried medicine of{: various kinds, but did not get. relief| " guor present. until I took Doan’s Kidney Pills. The good work they did firmly convinced me of their merits.” For 'sale by all dealers. cents.”” Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United | - States. Remember ' the ‘name—Doan's— and ‘take mo other. “Want Ad l-2 Cent a Word---Cash We make brick and can fill all orders’ ~promptly. . Build your house of brick made by FOLEY BROS. Bemidji, Minn. 371. lhu—flm ‘lon‘- l .'M ‘hall, —at 403 Beltrami Ave, Catholic ‘church. r. 0- I. 3 Regular night every 1st md 2nd wulne:-. day evening at 8 o'clock. Eagles hall Price 50’ § '. A B ‘Meghr mestings—First ¢ Roons, at 3: %“m H.u. 402 ‘Beltrami| -fourth ‘Wi o'clock, at 0dd Fell * Rebecca m] meeting nights — th!rd Mlnudfl at 8 o'clock: Bemidji Lodge No. 188& negume‘mm ¥ onicE et o a-mex—.c {m Fagier Haull Bemid, schlll!fl' No. 70, convocations M ook p. mi=—at Masonic: Bnltuml AVI. and Fifth Bt slkanah Commandery No. x_:'r Blated conciave O E.S‘L‘h:rhrflhlfl. 3 e R R e o'clock — at’. ‘Masonic B.l'.rlml Ave, and Fifth MODERN - ml.u len- on the it and ti F"l' '"‘:': ln!hIL0.0 Sinday o'olock 18 hu.m‘nt o( & ppeSias: