Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 2, 1912, Page 4

%5 Ph o DISEOTT This is a genuine boné=fide sale and we will to charity $500 to any one finding where we have Copyright 1911 The House of give marked up any suit or overcoat for the great sale. This gives you pick of our immense stock which contains such well known hands as the Kuppenheimer and Sopohomore clothes. cluded in this sale. clothes and deduct 25 per cent. Come Early and Get :;-Firs.t-_ Choice. «| watched a ball game that was going Chicago Rec- Smart Business. W oL, z e Jury. The people of a country town not far - ¢ t “Sir Matthew. Begble, chief Jn!flu ot from Edinburgh- received a shock re- | British Columbia, wce cently, says a London weekly. One 2 day they were startled by a lavish dis- tl'eath Ind,ee'(ll fo; he mmmm::fi nn(: R ith | “Ma’s just crazy to serve on a jnry.” |play on the hoardings of posters bear- |on' the night a vertised the - wal ;&;‘gg rtx;at:::!rv:‘::{lf ‘:: i::::;sgu‘:mg “That s0?"* ing in large letters the annnuncement., filled to its ntmnqz pacity. The anx- minittee.”—Washington Star. “Yes; she says slie wants to Le one!«He {s coming.” gomur GO0 et v of the first to tell the secrcts of the |when “he” was com {ury room.”—Detroit Free Press. stated, and the folks ‘were left in anx- & ety until a week hter. whan another. A Preference. £ “I shall leave my reputation to be [OR two ‘\goeks away.’ judged by posterity.” ord-Herald. = “That's a good idea,” replied Senator SR Sorghum. “The way things are going After the Secrets. ctharged: the jury - accot An Exception. e £ it wrote ‘Distance lends AT enc‘;lvn';otu::isz to the view?” The best preparation for the future I don’t kniow, but I'll bet he never |is the present well seen to, the last’ sat on the gable end of a house and 1d, ble farce and the city of Blacks and Blues in- The orginal price is on every garment and all you have to do is to select your of crime. Go! 1 i The I..w of Falling, Bedics. All falling bodfes, whether they ‘be -+ srystal raindrops or meteorites, Al with what philosophers tétm: “a wuni-- form sccelerated motion”~in - other words, if a body be moving at a cer- tain velocity at the expiration of oneé tecond from the beginning of its fall it will be moving with twice that ve- locity at the expiration of two sec- onds, gaining in speed at a uniform rate throughout the course of its fall. Cause For Wan—y Von Blumer—What's = the matter? You look sad. Dimpleton—] feel sad. This morning | deceived my wifé for the first time. Van Blumer—Ob, is that ali2 Pogh! You'll-récover. Don't let that worty yon. Dimpleton—But it foes. old mAn, -~ She caught me at it— Detroit’ F‘m Press. First Clubwoman—No; T am not go- Ing to the annual ditiner. The commit- tee always puts me beside the most un- interesting people. ~Second Clubwom- an—That's just my experieace. We were sitting together last year, wereni't we?—London Opinion. Cynical. Woman will be famed as wéll is man!” she ejaculated as she thréw down thé book. “Yés.” responded old Cynicus, *“for antold ages.”—Boston Commonwealth. Like: Father, Like Son. “I won't pay another penny of your debts for you. you disgrace! You must either go bankrupt or get mar- ried. I had to do the same.”"—London Opinion. Beauty is the first- present nature gives to women and the first it takes away.—Mere. Overdoing It. “She married him to reform him.” “And what was the result?” “He’s 80 good now that he’s shocked at nearly everything she does.”—Bos- ton Transcript. It is easier for the gemer~ =~ for- give than for offense to ask n.—Thom- son. The Pioneer Want Ads |% ount °‘,:',":,',"',,°;.':':’,',_[ Regular charge.rate 1' cent per word per insertion. No ad taken.for less than 15 cents. HELP WANTED oo oo WANTED—Compentent girl for general housework. Mrs. John Wilson, 1101 Dewy' Ave. WANTED—Two diahwuhem at Ho- tel Markham. H POBSAJ.E FOR ¢ SALE—A room House, hru m " small cash payment, balance paid at $8.00 per month. H\llman, Harris & Reynolds. A S R S S e FOR SALE—Rubber stamps. The midji Ave. Your own' terms. Huffman, Harris & Reynolds FOR SALE—6 room modern house, easy terms; Huffman, Harris & Reynolds. 0 FOR SALE—Two good milch cows at 715 Minnesota ‘avenue. ———————— FOR RENT “— 6.roomed house, 212 Tenth St. Inquire 1014 Minneso- ta Ave. V. : FOR RENT—Rooms for light house- keeping, furnished or unfurnished. Over Gill Bros. 5 FOR RENT—6 room house for rent. A. Klein. House for rent. Lane. iy Inquire of Frank LOST AND FOUND LOST ON TRAIN—Between Turtle River and Bemidji on Friday night suitcase with brass trimmings. Return to Pioneer, FOUND—Open face watch with fob. Owner can have same by describ- ing property and. paying for this ad. MISCELLANEOUS © great state of North Dakota offers unlimited op~ portunities for business to elassi- fied advertisers. ‘The recognized advertising madxu;n is the Fargo - Dally and Sunday Courlér-News, the only seven day paper in the state,and the paper which ocarriea the: largest - amount of classified advertising. Tln Courjer-News covers North Dakota like & blank- reacking all parts of the state ' of Publicatton; it is the order to get re- cent per word first lnmubn, one-half cent per word succedding insertion; fifty cents per line per month. Address the Courler-News, Fargo, N. D.- ettt WANTED—Dining and sleeping car conductors, $75-$126. Go and sandbag wme_ of [ lusive, and the jlldn' Bl "’"m“ They erro e g1y, - Phone 314~ e