Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 25, 1911, Page 7

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 19 11, * [ RLADAD TIWE GARDS | S00 RAILROAD 162 East Bound Leaves 9:45 a. 168 West Bound Leaves 4:37 p. 186 East Bound Leaves 2:45 p. 187 West Bound Leaves 10:38 a. GREAT NORTHERN 33 West Bound Leaves 3:30 p. 34 Bast Bound Leaves 12:08 p. 35 West Bound Leaves 3:42 a. 36 East Bound Leaves 1:20 a. 105 North Bound Arrives 7:45 p. 106 South Bound Leaves 6:30 a. Freight West Leaves at 9:00 a. Freight East Leaves at 3:30 p. Minnesota & International 32 South Bound Leaves 8:15 381 North Bound Leaves 6:10 & 34 South Bound Leaves 11.36 ?" 38 Nerth Bound Leaves 4:20 Freight South Leaves at 7:30 Freight North Leaves at 6:00 Minn. Red Lake & Man. = 1 North Bound Leaves 3:35 p. 2 South Bound Leaves 10:30 a. BEBEB BEBEEBBEE a. D P. a. a. a. PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWYERS RAHAM'M. TORRANCE LAWYER Miles Block Telephone 560 H. FISK ) ATTORNEY AT LAW Office over City Drug Store MISS GLARA ELIZABETH FISK Teacher of Elocution and Physicial Culture .. Res. 1013 Dewey Ave. HARRY MASTEN Piano Tuner " ermerly o Radenbush & Co. of 8t. Pau Instructor of Violin, Piano, Mando- lim and Brass Instruments. Music furnished for balls, hotels, weddings, banquets, and all occasions. Terms reasonable. All music up to date. HARRY MASTEN, Plano Tuner Room?36, Third floor, Brinkman Hote). Telephone 535 PHYSICIANS AND SURCEONS R. ROWLAND GILMORE PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block R. E. A. SHANNON, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGECN Office in Mayo Block Phane 396 Res. Phone 347 - PR. C. K. SANBORN PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block A. WARD, M. D. ® Over First National Bank. Phone 5! House No. 601 Lake Blvd. Phone 351 . A. E. HENDERSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Over First National Bank, Bemidji, Minn. Office Phone 36. Residence Pone 72. R. E. H. SMITH PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Winter Block . E. H MARCUM PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Mayo Block Phone 18 Residence Phone 21 INER W. JOHNSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Residence 1113 Bemidji Ave. Phone 435 Offices over Security/Bank. Phone 130 Py DENTISTS —~— R. D. L. STANT! DENTIST Office in Winter Bleck DR. J. T. TUOMY DENTIST 1st National Bank Build’g. Telephone 230 R. G. M. PALMER DENTIST [Miles Block Evening Work by Appointment Only ~<v Uiy F. JOSLYN, . | TAXIDERMIST Office at Reed’s Studio Bemid}i - Minnesota M SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER SAFE AND PIANO MOVING 3 Resdocafhone 53 018 AmaricaAw. Offics Phsne 12 Phone 181 | Teaching the Teacher. The teacher of the first grade in the district school in the cattle country had much trouble with the six-year-old boy who was the sole member of that grade. The boy is the son of a cattle- man. After a week or so of refusal to learn the alphabet the teacher said: “Johnny, if you do not learn your letters you never will know any- thing.” “Shucks!” replied Johnny. more’n you do.” “Why, Johnny, what do you mean by such talk?’ gasped the teacher. “I never heard of such impudence.” Johnny bolted for the blackboard and drew half a dozen cattle brands— “I know - | the Flying D. the Lazy B, the Trian- gle Dot, the Lazy Crutch, the Bar 7 and some others. “What's them?’ he asked. The teacher couldn't guess. l “Well,” said Johnny, ‘“don’t you talk to me no more about them things you * jeall letters when you can’t tell cattle * | brands apart.” — Saturday Evening Post. The World’'s Worst Penman. Most remarkable among execrable writers was John Bell, the barris- ter of whom Lord Eldon said to the prince regent that he was the ablest equity lawyer of his time, though he could “neither read. write, walk nor talk.” Bell was a cripple, and his }Westmorlzmd accent combined with | his stammer to make his speech unin- telligible. The character of his writ- ings appears from his own statement that he had three styles. one of which he could read. but his clerk could not, while the second was inrtelligible to his clerk. but not to himself, and the third baffled both of them. Something sim- ilar is told of Henry Ward Beecher, whose daughter, acting as his copyist, had three chief rules—that no dotted letter of his was meant for an *i” that no crossed letter stood for a “t” and that no capital letter ever began a sentence.—London Chronicle. ! Drunkenness In China. As regards the sobriety of the Chi- nese there seems to be a difference of opinion. and it is a question upon which writers disagree. but it seems to be the general opinion that very few intoxicated men or women are seen upon the streets. What drinking is done—and frem all accounts there must be considerable—is carried on ‘within doors. Habitual drunkenness is punished by banishment and servitude. but occasional intoxication is only a matter of comment, and the result is the notifying a person on the street in which bhe lives that so and so is drunk, and if the subject is not boisterous the affair is let drop. But, on the other hand, if he is noisy and shows a disposition to quarrel and fight he is at once taken to his rooms and com- pelled to remain there until the effect of the liquor has worn away.—New York Sun. Concerning Freshmen. James, aged five, and Sarah, aged seven, were the children of a profess- or and took a great interest at the be- ginning of the college year in the class collisions which they daily witnessed on the campus. They discussed the merits of the case from every side. James usually preferred the freshmen, while Sarah always sided with their enemies. One afternoon James. was trotting across the campus, holding tightly to his father's hand. His little face was quite serious, and he kept looking be- hind him more or less fearfully. His father, deep in meditation, was not no- ticing until finally a small voice said: “Father, they wouldn't mistake a lit- tle boy for a freshman, would they 7" — ‘Woman's Home Companion. Antimilitarism In Germany. At Strassburg I saw a general leave barracks. The sentries stood at atten- tion, then when he had passed on they both at the same instant mimicked his gait, which was peculiar, behind his back—sentries, mind you! I have also seen street boys in Germany mock the paradeschritt of troopers when an offi- cer passed by, and the troopers grin- ned broadly and the officer saw, but said naught. Suoch antimilitarism is unthinkable in France.—London Globe. He Made the Sale. “Yes, the property is cheap enough. Why do you want to sell it?” “You won't give me away?’ “No.” “Well, sir, it's because I'm the only man in this neighborhood that doesn’t move in high society. and I'm lone- some.”—Chicago Tribune. Navai Salutes. Originally a town or a warship fired off its guns on the approach of friend- ly strangers to show that they had such faith in the visitors’ peaceful in- tentions they didn't think it necessary to keep their guns loaded. Hence the naval salate. Old Fashioned. “What’s the trouble with you and your fiance? Is he jealous?” “Well, he isn't exactly jealous, but |he’'s what you might call old fash- ioned. He doesn’t want me to be en- gaged to anybodr else.”—Washington Herald. Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver Tablets do not sicken or gripe, and may be taken with perfect safety by the most delicate woman or the youngest child. The old and feeble will aiso find them a most suitable remedy for aiding and strengthen- ing their weakened digestion and for regnlating the bowels. For sale by Barker’s Drug Store. e e et THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER How ths Dust Gets In. When the barometer falis the air around expands into a larger volume, and the air inside the bookcase, the clothes cleset and the cupboard also expands and forces itself out at-every minute crevice. When the barometer rises again the air inside the cupboard, as well as outside. condenses and shrinks and the air is forced back into the cupboard to egualize the pressure, and along with the air in goes. the dust. The smaller the crevice the stronger the jet of air, the farther goes the dirt. Witness the dirt tracks s0 often seen in imperfectly framed engravings or photographs. Remember, | whenever you see the barometer rising, that an .additional charge of dust is entering your cupboard and bureau drawers. pen a piece of flannel with Chamber- lain’s Liniment and bind it on over the seat of pain. There is nothing better. For sale by Barker's Drug Store. It Certainly Did. “Johnny,” said the Sunday school teacher. “can you tell me what caused the flood?” “Yes, ma’am.” fellow; “it rained.”—Chicago News. Marked Resemblance. an auctioneer?” *“No, father. Why?" “Because he keeps on saying he’s go- { ing—going—going, but he bhasp’t gone | yet!” Good Sense. Good sense i different from geni as perception though distinct qualities, quently subsist together. they fre- “I do not believe there is any oth- er medicine so good for whooping cough as Chamberlain’s Cough Rem- edy,” writes Mrs. Francis Turpin, Junction City, Ore. This remedy is also unsurpassed for colds and croup. For sale by Barker’s Drug Store. For pains in the side or chest dam- | | answered the little “Grace. is that sweetheart of yours | s from invention; yet, | THE CROOKSTON LUMBER CO. | WHOLESALE_ | LUMBER: LATH AND 1 BUILDING MATERIAL NORTHERN GROGERY COMPANY WHOLESALE GROCERS Wholesalers of TNKS PENS PENCILS Wholesalers of TABLETS SCHOOL SUPPLIES. STATIONERY Bemidji Pioneer Pub. Go. Bemid}i, Minn. C. E. BATTLES Dealer’in Light and Heavy Hardware Engine and Mill Supplies Smithing.Coal Mail Orders The Given Hardware Co. Solicited Fifzsimmons - Baldwin . Company 1 Successors to Melges Bro Co. Wh . Wiolesale Fraits and Produce | o oo e ane Retad | 2 Hardware ‘ Farmers Produce bought or sold on Commission Quick returns Phene 57 316 Minneseta Ave. 7 W. A McDONALD WHOLELALE [GE GREAM AND BAKERY 600DS Works and Office 315 Minn. Ave. WE ARE JOBBERS OF PIN TICKETS AND GUMMED LABELS No need to send outside of Bemidji for them THE Pioneer Supply Store Can Save you Money Bemidji Pioncer Pub. Co. Send your Mail Orders to GEO. T. BAKER & GO, Manufacturing Jewelers and Jobbers They are especially prepared to promptly fill all orders in their various lines of merchandise. Largest stock of Diamonds and ‘Watches and the finest equipped work- shop in Northern Minnesota, Special order work given prompt attention Estimates furnished. _“ Bemidji Manufacturers, Wholesalers and Jobbers The Following Firms Are Tlmmly Reliable and Orders Seat to Them Will Be mlpfly Filled at Lowest Prices ' SUBSCRIBE FOR THE PIONEER 07 ON% YET WELL, YOU'D BETTER GET BUSY Daily Pioneer Proposition $1.25 PAYS FOR 3 MONTHS AND SEGURES YOU 1 CARBON PICTURE $2.50 PAYS FOR 6 MONTHS AND SEGORES YOU 2 CARBON PICTURES $5.00 PAYS FOR [2 MONTHS AND SECURES YOU 4 CARBON PICTURES Weekly Pioneer Proposition $1.50 PAYS FOR 12 MONTHS---1 YEAR---AND SEGURES YOU 1 CARBON PICTURE $3.00 PAYS FOR 24 MONTHS---2 YEARS---AND SECURES YOU 2 CARBON PICTURES hat Are These Carbons Like ? They are on display at the Pioneer Office and in a dozen stores about the city. They make appropriate Xmas gifts. THE FOLLOWINC PLACES SHOW THEM: Netzers Drug Store O’Leary-Bowser Co. Geo. T. Baker & Co. The Bazaar Store Schneider Bros. ‘Barker’s Drug & Jewelry Store Berman Emporium Bemidji Pioneer Supply Store Given Hardware Co. Gill Bros. Roe & Markusen BEMID | PIONEER PUB