Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 24, 1911, Page 11

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1911, RAILROAD TI ’ S00 RAILROAD 162 East Bound Leaves 9:45 a. 163 West Bound Leaves 4:37 p. 186 East Bound Leaves 2:45 p. 187 West Bound Leaves 10:38 a. .GREAT NORTHERN 33 West Bound Leaves 3:30 p. 34 East Bound Leaves 12:08 p. 35 West Bound Leaves 3:42 a. 36 East Bound Leaves 1:20 a. 1066 North Bound Arrives 7:45 p. 106 South Bound Leaves 6:30 a. Freight West Leaves at 9:00 a. m. Freight East 'Leaves at 3:30 p. m. Minnesota & International 32 South Bound Leaves 8:15 a. m. 81 North Bound Leaves 6:10 p. m. 24 South Bound Leaves 11.35 p. m. 38 North Bound Leaves 4:20 a. m. Freight South Leaves at 7:30 a. m. Freight North Leaves at 6:00 a, m. Minn. Red Lake & Man. 1 North Bound Leaves 3:35 p. m. 2 South Bound Leaves 10:30 a. m. BEEE 559.5.5.3 PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWYERS RAHAMM. TORRANCE LAWYER Telephone 560 Miles Block H. FISK O ATTORNEY AT LAW Office over City Drug Store MISS GLARA ELIZABETH FISK Teacher of Elocution and Physicial Culture Res. 1013 Dewey Ave. Phone 181 HARRY MASTEN Piano Tuner ermerly o Radenbush & Co. of St. Pau Instructor of Violin, Piano, Mando- - lin and Brass Instruments. Music furnished for balls, hotels, weddings, banquets, and all occasions. Terms reasonable. All music up to date. HARRY MASTEN, Plano Tuner Room?36, Third floor, Brinkman Hotes. Telephone 535 . DR. J.T. PHYSICIANS AND SURCECKS R. ROWLAND GILMORE PHYSICTAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block R. E. A. SHANNON, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGECN Office in Mayo Block Phone 396 Res. Phone 3¢7 R. C. R. SANBORN PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block A. WARD, M. D. ¢ Over First National Bank. Phone 5! House No. 601 Lake Blvd. Phone 351 R. A. E. HENDERSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Vver First National Bank, Bemidji, Minn. Office Phone 36. Residence Pone 72. R. E. H. SMITH PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Winter Block R. E. H. MARCUM PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Mayo Block Phone 18 Residence Phone 21, INER W. JOHNSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Residence 1113 Bemidji Ave. Phone 435 Offices over Security{Bank. Phone 130 DENTISTS R. D. L. STANTOKN DENTIST Office in Winter Bleck TUOMY DENTIST 1st National Bank Build’s. Telephone 230 R. G. M. PALMER DENTIST [Miles Block Evening Work by Appointment Oxnly F. JOSLYN, . " TAXIDERMIST Office at Reed's Studio Bemidji - M SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER SAFE AND PIANO MOVING Rasidence Phone 58 818 Amorica Avo Office Phane 12 Bs || Minnesota | Embryenic Ones. They had been at school together. They had fought both shoulder to shoulder and face to face. Now, after the passing of years, they met again. “How's the world treated you?’ ask- ed the long, thin one. “Like a lord.” said the short, fat one. “Got my own business, wife anq three youngsters, two thousand a year. And how are you?’ “How?” replied the thin man. anyhow!” “Dear me! Sorry to hear it. Let me think. You went on the stage, didn't you?’ “Yes. But I had to give it up.” “Why was that?” asked the city i man. “Oh, I thought it best.” said the oth- er. “l had a few hints that I wasn't quite suited to the profession.” “Oh, T see!” nodded hiy friend know: ingly. “The ‘little birds’ told you, eh 7" | “Well, not exactly,” answered the ex- actor, with a painful smile. *‘But they would bave been birds—if they had been allowed to hatch.”—London An- swers. “Oh. French Schooclboy Knowledge. It does mot seem to be a difficult matter for the pupils of primary schools to obtain certificates, if one may judge from some specimens of |Lheir answers at examinations pub- lished by the Paris Journal. Here is a i sample, among others, of a written an- I swer to the question: **Which period of French history do you prefer, and wwhy 27 “The period of the history of France that I prefer is the war of 1870. Bis- ! marck said to Napoleon III, ‘Es-tu ! pret? ‘Yes' says the other, ‘1 have ! not a gaiter button wanting.’ Then Napoleon III. tells McMahon to come. But McMahon, who was on the tower of Malakoff, replies. ‘J'y suis. j'y reste.” I detest war because it is a barba- rism.” As the Paris Journal remarks, it is sad to think these lads. who are on | the point of becoming apprentices, will | probably never open a book again and ! in a few years will be electors.—Paris Cor. London Telegraph. i Origin of “Plagiarist.” One who appropriates—that is, steals l —the literary work of another to use it as his own thought. the child of his own brain. is guilty of plagia- rism, as everyrbody knows, yet few are aequainted with the derivation of the ; word or know that the plagiarist is lit- | erally a child stealer. Among a cer- tain class of criminals in Rome in the time of the earlier Caesars, there ex- isted the damnable custom of stealing children and selling them as slaves. According to Roman law, the child stealers, when detected, received as a part of the [e'l.!lfi‘ for their crime, a severe flo As the Latin word plaga signifies a stripe or lash, the an( ent dnapers were termed ‘‘pla- that is, deserving of stripes. So both the crime and the criminals re- ceived their names from the castiga- tion inflicted. | —_— The Coup de Monserrat. ! The history of the sword stroke the Parisian fencers call the “coup de Monserrat™ is romantic. The hero of the story was a young Parisian mu- sician engaged to be married to a young lady of Bordeaux. Quarreling with a cousin of his fiancee, he got his ears boxed at the Bordeaux club. Ignorant of fencing, he dared not re- sent the insuit and renmounced his en- gagement. But he also took fencing lessons from one Monserrat, a maitre d'armes of Toulouse. Monserrat taught him one trick only, and he practiced it for a year. At the end of q;a: time be returned to the Bordeaux club, slapped his man’s face and, being call- ed out, instantly ran his opponent through the body with his cunning lunge. Grease Versus Gravity. A professor in Yale university de- lights in telling of his experience with an inventor of the unlettered genius type who came to the professor with a model of a perpetual motion ma- chine. “H’'m; looks plausible.,” observed the professor, “but it won't work. What are you going to do about gravity?” “Gravity™ said the visitor scornful- 1y. “T’ell wit’ gravity; well use plen- ty of grease.”—Cosmopolitan. The Good Time Coming. Hop Sing is a Chinese laundryman with a cheerful though somewhat un- usual philosophy. After bewailing the hard ties and lack of business he added smilingly, “Bimeby evrybody be lich, velly lich, bimeby.” “How’s that? “Alla poor people got no money; no can eat. Then alla poor -pebple die.”—Argonaut. Carried to Extremes. “She is simply mad on the subject of germs and sterilizes or filters every- thing in the house.” “How does she get a]ong with her' family 7 “Oh, even her relations are strained.” —Stray Stories. i ‘Correct. | Defeated Candidate—You encouraged me to run for office. You know you msake a bad alderman. Trusty Henchman—Well, the returns seem to show that I was right.—Hart- ford Times. A Stickler. “We' = “Wr ‘ifference between see- ng « ~1sh and drawing your owDn « ¢ aid o ed man there are forces ' ulen —Bulwer-Lytton did. You said you thought I wunldn'tl il | OIS THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER One Use of the Eel. It is difficult to exhaust the uses of |- the eel. Experts in top whipping pro- nounce a dried eel skin an admirable lash, and tops are by no means the only victims thereof. There is that affecting passage in Mr. Pepys’ diary: “April 24, 1663. Up betimes, and with my salt eel went down in the parlor and there get my boy and did beat him till 1 was fain to take breath two or three times. Yet for all I am afeared it will make the boy mnever the better, he is grown so hardened in his tricks, which I am sorry for, he being capable of making a brave man and is a boy that I and my wife lové very well” “Salt eel” appears to have been a nautical term for a rope’s end, and it is not certain that Pepys’ instrument of castigation was actual eels’ skin. But the original “salt eel” laid its mark. — London Chronicle. Wild Parrots Are Fighters. Parrots when in their native wilds live in flocks and guard themselves by a complete police system which en- ables them to marshal their collective force quickly when any animal or bird attacks one of their number. They seem to be disciplined and trained in fighting together, and all other birds and animals are. afraid to attack a parrot unless the bird can be caught alone. Even then a shrill call sum- mons the parrot army to the rescue. It is said that in the forests all par- rots die of old age and that none is ever killed by birds of prev or other wild animals. St. Martin and the Dictionary. St. Martin when he divided bis cape with a naked beggar at the gate of Amiens gave also two words to the English language. which this torn cape was preserved as a sacred banner acquired the name of “chapelle” (from the French ‘“‘chape”). the custodian being termed *‘chaplain,” ! and thus our English words “chapel” and “chaplain” are derived.—West- minster Gazette. Occupation. Let every man be occupied. and oc- cupied in the employment of which his nature is capable, and die with the consciousness that he has dome his best.—Sydney Smith. Not Much. Jack—Would you like to live your life over again? Tom—And owe twice as much as I do now. No, sir'—Bos- ton Transcript. More Useful. Bride Elect—What would you have | thrown instead of rice? Brutal friend The oratory in| iLadies we are employing agents to. —A few grains of common sense.— | Judge. GRANDMOTHERS USED SAGE TEA To .Darken. the Hair and .Restore Gray and Faded Hair to Its Natural Color. It is easier to preserve the color of the hair than to restore it, although it is possible to do both. Our grand- mothers understood the secret. They made a “sage tea,” and their dark, glossy hair long after middle life was due to this fact. Our mothers have gray hairs before they are fifty, but they are beginning to appreciate the wisdom of our grandmothers in using: “sage tea’” for their hair and are fast following .suit. The present generation has the advantage of the past in that it can get a ready-to-use preparation called Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy. As a scalp tonic and color restorer ihis preparation is vastly superior to the ordinary “sage tea” made by our grandmothers. This remedy is sold under guaran- |- tee that the money will be refunded if it fails to do exactly as represent- ed. If your hair is losing color or coming out, start using Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur today, and see what a change it will make in a few days‘ time. | This preparation is offered to the‘ public at fifty cents a bottle. and is| recommended and sold by all drug- gists. WANTED sell our fall line of shirt waists. We pay salary and commission. Write at once for full particulars to L. B. Bridges Co., Boston Block, Minne- apolis, Minn. BRICK FACTORY We make brick and can fill all orders promptly. Build your house of brick made by FOLEY BROS. Bemidji, Minn. To the Investor and Home-Builder We have selected a number of lots—some éz'm most desirable in the residence district of Bemidji—which we are selling on the EASY PAYMENRT PLAN—small cash payment—balance, weekly or monthly at 8 per eent. For description of lots and full information regarding these ° and other lots in Bemidji, write us or call on H. A. Simons our local - representative. Bemidji Townsite & Improvement Co, 520 Capital Bank Buliding ST. PAUL MINNESOTA When you are in Minneapolis, don’t fail to call at our store, 508 Nicollet Avenue, and examine one of the largest and finest selections of Furs in the Northwest, and prices are always consistent with Quality. WE ARE MANUFAGTURERS w« IMPORTERS 1f you cannot find anything you like ready to wear—it can be made to your measure. Superior Finish and Serviceability is what you find in WEISMAN FURS. 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