Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, October 26, 1911, Page 5

] % BEMIDJI BRIEF | S Editorial Telephone, “THREE-ONE" } | | DORA BARRETTE, Society Reporter R e e . B rmnn mensn nin seiioNsseie i MG Wit x| HEALTH HINT FCR TODAY : Water as an Aid to Health. One should drink liberally of The beneficial effect of a glass of clear, cold wa- : arising and before retir- : . as well as between meals : i the day, will become : edily and happily manifested : 2 clearer complexion, bright- new physical and mental ac- : tivity and life. Pronounced cases : of constipation will be overcome : by eating fruit, such as apples, : dates and prunes, and by : inking plenty of water. water e Cracker Jack club will be ind with cracker jack Saturday, 28. Don’t miss it. : | hunting last Sunday . |in the City Hall. | Formér Senator C. C. McCarthy of | Grand Rapids is confined to his home | with blood poison. He was out and blistered one of his feet. When the blister broke blood poison set in. Petticoats only 69c tomorrow at 1 Troppman’s. You are invited to attend the week- |1y dances given every Friday evening Curtiss orchestra |of Cass Lake will play. Bemidji Dancing Academy. | Michael Haeley of Minneapolis, ar- guest at the home of his uncle, D. A. Bowe. He will be joined tomorrow by his brother, Harry, and together they will go to Kelliher where they | winl visit for a week or more, Go to Chapman's Shop for horse- | shoeing. rived in the city last night and is a | The following official motice has been received in Bemidji: “For the Northwestern Land Products Show to be held in St. Paul Auditorium, December 12 to 23, the Northern Pa- cific will make an open rate of a fare and a third for the round trip from points in Minnesota within a radius of 250 miles of St. Paul. The dates of sale will be December 11 to 22 in- clusive, with final return limit of De- cember 24.” Saturday will be cracker jack day. Watch for the children. The Robert Lee Manikins open to- night at the Brinkman Theater. Three feature vaudeville acts. Last night in the basement of the Baptist church a reception was giv- en to Rev. C. W. Foley, the new pas- tor of the Bemidji charge by the women of the Baptist church. The! room was decorated for the occasion} with pine and spruce. Rev. Holden | of the American Sunday School Un-| ion presided at the meeting, and the | various pastors of the city made short | 'addresses of welcome to which Rev. | | | Foley briefly responded. Sherbert and cdke were served by the girls of the Sunday School. The Robert Lee Manikins open to- night at the Brinkman Theater. Three feature vaudeville acts. Meet me in the City Hall on Friday evening for the first waltz. The mu- sic this time will be furnished by the Curtiss orchestra of Cass Lake. The post office department will not act as Santa Claus this year. The |department announced that letters addressed “to Santa Claus” and for- warded to the dead letter office will not be distributed to charitable or- ganizations nor benevolent persomns. Four years ago postmasters were au- thorized to turn over such letters to charitable persons, but, because of many abuses, the order never has been renewed. Under the laws and regulations, letters to Santa Claus are classed as “fictitious” and re- turned to the writers or destroyed. $20 Ladies Suits only $15 at Tropp- man’s. $18 and $20 Cloaks only $14.75 tomorrow at Troppman’s. The Rohert Lee Manikins open to- night at the Brinkman Theater. Three feature vaudeville acts. Tomorrow night is dance night. Supposing you come up to the City Hall and spend an evening in danc- ing? The Bemidji Dancing Academy will have a new orchestra—the Cur- tiss orchestra of Cass Lake—to play on that night. Notice has been received here of the appointment of Richard J. Angus of Fergus Falls as deputy grand ex- alted ruler of the Elks lodges in |northern Minnesota, which includes the city of Minneapolis and all ter- ritory to the northward. The state Elks’ association is a Burely volun- tary association, and all authority rests with the national officials of the order. It is the custom to appoint |two deputy exalted rulers in each state which the grand exalted ruler | is unable to visit, and Mr. Angus is i‘chosen as one of those from Minne- |sota. He will make a tour of inspee- ‘Kepsiny L r o O A > -] o C 7 £ 2 o o 3 1) ‘pojwy| 1 Juewdiys oy se s3ni Inok eanaas of Jujusow Aepsinyy A|1es 818y 8q 0} 8Aey |im nok Junodsip Siq e Je s3ns asey) Fujjes ese em se pue ‘spew )Seq Aisn 8y) ele Sn) esey) Kepanjyeg pue LKeplid "aseyaInd 31q 6y} uy 3n) £10A9 oes uo edejd e “w "e g Je ‘og 190 ‘Suiuioy Aepsiny] SuluuiSag Juga 18d G) 0} 0G Jo junoasip e Je STuieAod Jooy Ang o) nok Joj yesy sjuesesd Ayunjoddo ue ‘iefing ‘1N ‘ujedy INNOJSIO IN3D 43d 06 v LV SLINYVIN NH3LSYZ JHL NI STUW 3HL WOH4 LI34I0 LHONOG tion and report on the condition of the various lodges during the win- ter. Go to Hakkerup’s for Photo’s. Apples No. 1, $1.00 yper bushel. Place your order early at W. G. Schroeder’s Store. CO0PO0000CPOQOOOGGS®S® ® PERSONALS. ® 0000000000000 000e Mrs. J. W. Dade of International Falls, is shopping in the city today. Jos. H. Scribner, a St. Paul land man, is in the city today on business. B. F. Case, state cruiser, of Little Falls, is in the city for a few days on business. Attorney E. E. McDonald left this noon for Duluth on professional busi- ness. Mrs. E. H. Hayes of Blackduck, is in the city as the guest of her sister, Mrs. H. R. Track. L. V. Howe of Ada, is transacting business in the city today. Mr. Howe is connected with the Rice River Lumber Company at Ada. 8. C. Brown of Big Falls, was in the city last evening enroute to his home from Bena where he has spent. the past few days hunting. { W. H. Lownsberry of Duluth, is in the city today on business. Mr. Lownsberry represents the Interna- tional Correspondence School of Scranton Pa. John Emberland and family re- { turned last evening to their home at St. Paul after having spent some time as the guests of friends in the country near here. Professor W. P. Dyer left last night for Minneapolis where he will attend the convention of the Minnesota Edu- cational Association which is to be held there Thursday, Friday and Sat- urday. Mr. Dyer will return on Sun- day. . State Fire Marshal C. E. Keller, Fire Marshal Sam Fullerton, Assist- ant Attorney General A. L. Janes, Dr. Harry Cameron, all of St. Paul, and Thayer Bailey of this city, returned last evening from near Ball Club where they have spent the past week hunting. 1l Timed Humor. *derick Vau Eedeu. the Dutch and autbor. always kept in sight the injustice of fate that sub- Jects the poor to tortures from which the rich wre esempt. He told the fol- lowing Dbitter little apecdote, which occurred during his student days in } Amsterdum: Once a poor man was brought in affected with a very strange and rare disease of the spine that caused him. by involuntary spasms of the legs. to jump and to continue hopping when he tried to siand on his legs. OQur pro- fessor wanted to show this to his stu- dents. and he requested the patient to stand oun bhis feet. The poor man looked at the crowd around and said with a pathetic, imploring look: “If the gentlemen will please mnot laugh.” The professor promised they would be serious. And yet when the man began to hop the “gentlemen™ roared. And ! felt the tears come 1o my eyes and my fists close in my pockets.—World's Work. | A Greenland Duel. It is rather a pity for the gayety of" nations that Freuch men of letters cannot fight their duels as duoels are fought in Greenland. In Greenland when one man has been insulted by another the adversaries each compose a satire in verse. This each man re- cites to his household until the serv- ants and the women know it by heart. Then « place of meeting is ap- pointed. The two men. the insulter and insulted, «be offender and offended. stand face to face. and each recites his j poem. His friends and servants form a chorus. Each man tries hard to | raise the laugh against his adversary. Each man speaks in turn. whipping the enemy with epigram apnd quip. and after two hours of this wordy battle the meeting gives the victory to him of the two adversaries who has amused the whole assembly most. Colored His Sermons. “A minister has got to be alive and resourceful today.” said a deacon of a big metropolitan church. *“Ours finds he can’t speak well extemporaneously, and he reads from a typewritten copy. I never knew how he managed to preach so effectively until one day 1 happened to see his manuscript. Half of it was underlined in different colors. It looked so curious that I asked him about it. “‘A little scheme of mine,’ he said laughingly. ‘1 found 1 was delivering what 1 bad written in the same tone. So now, early on Sunday morning, I go over the copy 1 carry into the pul- pit. I keep crayon pencils of six differ- ent colors on my desk. Red means one tone, green yet another, yellow and blue yet others. As I turn each page I see at a glapce just how I am to speak.’”—New York Sun. Sarcastic. Major Mull-The doctor says he thinits 1 am suffering from brain fag. Miss Cynic—Rather a flatterer, isn't he?—London Qvinion. 1t is manly to love one’s country; it is godlike to love the world—J. W Vonklin.