Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, October 23, 1911, Page 2

| i THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER Published every afternoon except Sun- day by the Bemidji Ploneer Pubiishing Company. 3 @. B. CARSON. B. H. DENU. F. A. WILSON, Eaiter. In the City of Bemidji the papers are aellvered By carian Whars RaReTS are ery is irregular please make immediate complaint to this office. Telephone 31, Out of town subscribers will confer & favor if they will report when they do not get their papers promptly. All papers are continued.untii-an ex-| plicit order to discontinue. is and until arrearages are paid. Bubscription Rates. One month, by carrier One year, by carrier Three months, postage Six Months, postage paid. e year, bostage. pald. The Weekly Pioneer. Eight pages, containing a summ: of ‘the_news ot the week. Bublished every Thursday and sent postage paid to any address for $1.50 in advance. ENTERED AS SECOND - TER AT THE POSTOFF?{:‘QSETMQE- MIDJI, MINN., UNDER THE ACT OF Teteived, R A R R R R R R ORORRORRY In windy weather, dig hoies or clear the ground to confine camp fires. Extinguish all fires completely be- fore leaving them, even for a short absence. Not build fires against large or hol- low logs. Not build fires to clear land without informing the -nearest officer of the Forest Service so that he may assist in. controlling them. There are fines of $5,000-or imprison- ment for two years, or both, if a fire is set maliciously, and of $1,000, or imprisonment for one year; or both; if‘fire results from carelessness. The man or - woman or boy who disregards these principles should be forthwith disqualified among clubs of campers or sportsmen. @ ® R DAT}E HISTORY. g A Gift with a Thought in It. @ October 23, &| What other Christmas present ® 1730—Anne Oldfield, famous & |COSts o little and means so much as @ actress, died in London. &|2 Subscription m~ The Youth’s Com- @ Born there in 1863, &|Ppanion—52 weeks for $1.76? It is ® 1739—England declared war © |2 8ift which benefits not only the one @& against Spain to open & who receives it, but every member of ® the ports of Spanish ¢ |the same household. ® America to Engiish mer- ©| With many Christmas presents the @ chants. &|Week’s end, -but The Youth's Com- % 1786—Baron Dorchester took & |P2nion is as new and sought after & the oath of office as & |the fifty-second week of the year as @ Governor of Canada. | the first. 1t is glastic in its adapta- & 1824—Charles Flesher, cele- &|DIlity, too; for it does not matier & brated actor, born. Died | Whether the present is for a boy or a & Aug. 5 1879, | 8irl, young married people, sedate ® 1855—Kansas constitutional & |COUPles, grandparents—there never @ convention wmet at @|Was one yet who did not set store by. @ Topeka. ® The Youth’s Companion. You can- @ 1866—Dedication cof the Stone-¢ |10t make a mistake if you give The @ wall Jackson Cemetery ©|Combanion—and it is only $1.75 a S at Winchester, Va, year now. On January 1 1912, the @ 1869—Lord Derby; BEnglish «|Price will be advanced to $2.00. > prime minister, died. | The one to whom you give the @ Born March 29, 1799. & | subscription “will recei free The © 1910—Khoulalonkorn, king of &|Companion’s Calendar for 1912, ® Siam, died. Born Sept. & |lithographed in ten colors and gold, P4 21, 1853, & |and you, too, as giver of the subserip- POOOOPOPOVOOOOO® THE COST OF AN EXTRA SESSINN. In the news columns of this issue of the will be found detailed and authentic figures Bemidji Pioneer, as to the cost of reconvening the Minnesota legislature. The approximate expense for the kind of a session from which the best results would. be obtained ought not to cost more than $25,000. On the one issue of reapportion- ment it surely would be worth that much. The North alone, if assured a pro- per readjustment of representation, could easily afford to pay more than this-amount. Surely the cost can not be offered as a legitimate excuse for not assmbl- ing the legislature. Oh, slush!” for you, Mr. Weather Man. It looks as if reapportiopment was rapidly convalescing, Viggo Peterson’s motto is: “If at first you don’t succeed, write, write again.” At present prices it is only fair to refer to coffee and sugar as the Gold Brick Twins. Looks as if the Weather Man was trying to turn the World’s base ball series into a high dive. At $25,00 aplece, Minmesota could well afford to buy two or three sessions of the legislature. We trust the outside world will not gain the impression thatthere is a continous torchlight procession on in Northern Minnesota. After thirteen years, Mrs. Ida Stowe of Voltaire, N. D, discovered her husband at Hibbing. Thirteen always was an unlucky number. Football is all right for those who like it but there are many good citizens who are patiently awaiting the opening of the mince pie season. A year ago it was “All eyes on Brainerd.” This time you are re- quested to turn your head southward and take a long and steady squint at St. Cloud. A WORD TO CAMPERS. There is no excuse for your setting the woods afire, because you belong to the outdoor class whose intelli- gence averages high. Yna have only to remember not to throw matches away after lighting your pipe with- out killing the flame, and not to leave a camp fire until you have covered the embers with dirt. Be sure you leave no smoldering log ends. The Forest Service notice shquld be post- ed in every camp. It says you must: Not drop matches or burning tobacco where litter is inflammable. needed. Not build fire in leaves or places where they are likely to spread. Not build larger camp fires than| tion, will receive a copy of the Calen- dar. THE YOUTH’S COMPANION, 144 Berkeley St., Buston, Mass. Great Generosity. “We. are getting up a subscription,” began the lady who was carrying around the paper. Her vdice trembled as she spoke, for the person she was now bracing happened to be the richest fellow in the community. She hoped against hope that she would get some- thing fat from him. “You are getting up a subscription?” echoed the millionaire, with a sweet smile. “I'm sure you'll be very suc cessful. And what can I do?” “Would you—could you”—she nearly fainted at her assurance—*“would you p-p-put your name down on this pape: for a h-h-hundred dollars?” There—it was done. He wouldn't have missed a thousand, but she was pretty courageous to ask foras much as she did. His gentle smile reassured her. “Will I put my name down for a hundred dollars?” said he. “Why, my dear young lady, I don't charge that amount for the use of my name when charity is the cause. I will put my name down, of course, but not for a hundred dollars. I won't charge you a cent for it. It is a slight service.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Female Housefly. . A female house fly which has hiber- nated in a dwelling house, or else- where, may produce in the spring, at the lowest estimate, 120 eggs. Assum- ing that one-half of these hatch as fe. males, and allowing that the breeding goes on without check for four months. ‘we have as the descendants of a single hibernating individual 214,557,844,320,- 000,000,000,000 flies. Now, a house fly measures exactly one-fourth of an inch in length; the distance around the earth at the equator is said to be 24, 800 miles. It would take, therefore, 8,688,312,000 flies placed end to end to go around the world once. Using this number as a denominator, and the number of flies produced in four months from one mother as a numer- ator, we find she will give rise, in the course of a summer, to enough flies to encircle the globe at the equator 5,000 times and have plenty of progeny to spare.—Professor F. L. Washburn in Popular Science Monthly. Severe. A story is going the rounds at a certain university regarding one of the sarcastic professors, who was recently conducting an oral examination in a very scientific study. There was one student, handsome, easy and self possessed, who appeared to be ‘utterly ignorant of the simplest phases of the subject. Professor W. put question after question to him without receiving one intelligent reply. Finally the student said naively: “I'm very unfortunate, professor: you never ask me anything I know." The professor said nothing, but gravely tore off a tiny plece of paper from a convenient pad. “Here, Mr. B.,” he said, handing it to the student, “write all you know. Take plenty of time—there’s no hurry.” What Rhymes With Babe? A comnion English word for which there is only one rhyme is “babe,” and it was Swinburne who used it with exquisite appropriateness in “A Rhyme:” Babe, if rhyme be none For that sweet small word Babe, the sweetest one Ever heard, Right it 1s and meet Rhyme should keep not trug Time with such a sweet Thing as you. Love alone, with yearning Heart for astrolabe, Takes the sun's helght, burning O'er the babe. “Silence” 13 another word beloved of poets that has no rhyme. "Mrs: Brown- ing went to the very limits of her pas- slon for assonance when she rhymed it with “4slands!” Battleéhip Sicilia,\Whiclri B’t;rfibarded Tripoli's Seficqast. And [talian Sailors Charging One of Her Mighty Guns. ‘The bombardment of Tripoli by the Italians in the present war with Turkey is not the first occasion on which the place has been attacked. by the Tunisians from long sweep of shore line and a chain of rocky islet- and reefs. the rocky shoals and the narrow and intricate channel. Queer Newspaper Names. The Italians are uaturally an imagi native race, and the titles which they give to their newspapers. especially in the provinces, fully confirm the fact Here are some instances of the curios ities: : At Aqui. in Piedmont, there is I) Bollente (the boiling one): at' Gerace. the Circus of Nero; at Messina, the Lightning; at Lucca, the Second Light- ning; at Monbercelli, the Inflexible; at Catania, the New Marionettes. Humorous publications rejolce in even stranger titles. We have the Coutropelo (shave against the grain) at Naples, Turin, the Slap in the Face at Bo- logna, the Pif Paf at Palermo, the Brush at Cattanissetta and the Mos- quito at Savigliano. Oddities About Alphabets. When the Portuguese first explored Brazil they made great fun of the na- tives of that country because they had in their alphabet no f, r or l—a peo- ple, the invaders declared, without fe, ley or rey—without faith, law or king. The Mohawks, again, have no labials and vowed it was absurd when the missionaries tried to teach them to pronounce p and b, “for who,” said they, ‘“can speak with his mouth shut?’"—Blackwood's Magazine. Something Was. Rivers was smoking a cheap cigar. “Seems to me,” said Brooks, “I smell something like cloth burning.” But Rivers was game. He touched the lighted end of his cigar to his shirt sleeve. “No wonder,” he said, exhibiting the burned spot.—Chicago Tribune. t . The Trouble. Gramercy—We can’t afford to give a dinner in the house. Besides, we haven't the things. Mrs. Gramercy— Pshaw! We can borrow the silver. Gramercy-—Yes, and have the guests carry most of it away as souvenirs.— Judge. ‘A Second Washing. “I've just washed out a suit for my little boy, and now it seems too tight for him.” “He'll it it all right if yowll wash the boy.”—Meggendorfer Blatter. Changed the Geography. “This goulash was spoiled in cook- ing, sir. Shall T cross it off the bill?” “No, you chump! Put it down -as goulash a la Russe under the head of special dishes.”—Jugend. The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, some- thing to love and something to hope tor. Coming. First Graduate—I hear that you've got a job on the road. Second Ditto— Yes; it haso't reached me yet.—Ex- change. BABY’S BOWELS - Here’s: the causc of all the trouble. Children’s sickness be- gins with the bowels. Healthy bowels mean a healthy child: irregular bowels constipation, the wrong color, and you have a sickly child. Kickapoo Worm Killer is the best liver regulator, - bowel cleanser and regulator, and the finest tonic for children. Try it and you will know that it is so. - Price, 25¢., sold by drug- - gists everywhere. X the Two of Spades at ' A Triple Play. ~ * It was at the end of the ninth in ning. Yet. though the home team was two runs to the good, things looked black for them. The visiters were at bat. There ‘were no outs, 'und three men were on bases; also Terrible Terry Tomkins was up. and Terry's batting average reached the-clouds. “Terry hunched his shoulders and waited confidently, and a groan went up from the bleachers. The ball flew in three pieces, and the pieces flew in three- directions. One ‘was caught by the pitcher, one was pulled out of the air by the shortstop, and one landed in' the first buseman’s mitt. A triple play! The game was the home team'’s. The bleachers went wild.—Philadel- phia Times. SIMPLE MIXTURE USED BEMIDJI. Many in Bemidji are now using the simple buckthorn' bark and gly- cerine mixture known as Adler-i-ka, the new German Appendicitis rem- edy. A SINGLE DOSE relieves ¢on- stipation, sour‘stomach or gas on the stomach almost INSTANTLY. This simple mixture antisepticizes the di- gestive organs and draws off the impurities and people are surprised how QUICKLY it helps. E. N. French & Co. AN OM SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER SAFE AND, PIANO MOVING Ruidonce Phons 58 618 Amorica Ave. Offics Phons 12 THE SPALDING EUROPEAN PLAN Duluth’s Largest and Best Hotel DULUTH MINNESOTA More than £100,000.00 recently expended on improvements. 250 rooms, 12 private baths, 60 sample rooms. Every modern convenience: - Luxurious and delightful restaurants and :buffet, Flemish Room, Palm Room, Men’s Grill, Oolonial Buff Magnificent lobby and public room: Ballroom. banquet rooms and private dining_rooms: Sun parlor and observa- | tory. Located in heart of business sec- tlon but overlooking the harbor and Lake Superior. Convenient to everything. One of the Great Hotels of the -Northwest NURSE A SMITH Q.C.H.L.O.S. KAISER HOUSE €03 Bemid)i Ave. Maternity andGeneralNursing SOAPS EXTRACTS & SPICES and the famous TURKISH' \RETEDIES Place your order with GHRIST M. JOHNSON Box 56 Nymore, Minn. | FICE AND CITY. ‘Iripoli was bombarded by Marshal d'Estreesin 1685, again unsuccessfully besieged 701 to 1705 and bombarded by a French fleet in 1728. The harbor of Tripolf is formed by the The entrance is dangerous for war vessels because of The Minneapolis Dollar-Hotel 180 MODERN ROOMS Located in Heart of Business District $1.00 SINGLE RATE $1.00 EUROPLAN. RATE FOR TWO PERSONS $1.50 PRIVATE BATH AND TOILET EXTRA EVERY ROOM HAS HOT AND COLD RUNNING WATER, STEAM HEAT, GAS AND ELECTRIC LiGHTS, FLOOR, PORCELAIN ' LAVATORY, PARGUET AND - TELEPHONE SERVICE TO OF- ALL BATH ROOMS ARE INISHED IN WHITE TILE WITH OPEN NICKEL ATED SEVEN-STORY FIRE- PROOF ANNEX NOW COMPLETED. n-Harris & Reynolds Bemldji, Minn. Phone 144 Huffma Offers complete facilities for the Transaction of every form of Legitimate Insurance. Your Patronage Invited Real Estath, Loans,BondS and Rentals For quick results list your property with us, GRAY HAIR MAKE “YOU LooK LD A Simple Remedy Brings Back the " Natural Color—Dandruff Quick- 1y Removed. How often one hears the expres- slon, “She is gray and beginning to look old.” It is true that gray hair usually ‘denotes age and is always as- sociated with age. -You never hear one referred to as.having gray hair and looking young. The hair is generally the index of age. If your hair is gray, you can’t blame ‘your friends for referring to you as looking old. You can’t retain: a youthful appearance if you -allow your hair to grow gray. Many per- sons of middle age jeopardize their future simply by allowing the gray hair to become manifest. If your hair has become faded or gray, try Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Hair Rem- édy, a preparation which a chemist by the name of Wyeth devised a few years ago. It is simple, inexpensive and practical, and will banish the gray hairs in a few days. It is also guaranteed to remove dandruff and promote the growth of the hair. It is a pleasant dressing for the hair, and after using it a few days itching and dryness of the scalp en- tirely disappear. Don’t neglect your hair. Start us- ing Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur today, and you will be surprised at the quick results. This preparation is offered to the public at fifty cents a bottle, and is recommended and sold by all drug- gists, T. BEAUDETTE. Merchant Tailor Ladies’ and Gents' Suite to Order. Freach Ory Cleaning, Pressing and Reparring » S, ity. " 315 Beltrami Avenue The MODEL Dry Cleaning House Telephone 537 106 5 -cond St. French Dry Cleaning Pressing Repairing Goods Called For and Delivered I Love My Jam But Oh, You-- Go to Him for Farm Loans 'JOHN G. ZIEGL.ER “THE LAND MAN*" Fire=- Life=—IN SUR A N C E—-Accident REAL ESTATE IN ALL ITS BRANCHES FARM LANDS BOUCHT AND SOLD Office--Odd Fellows Bullding BEMIDJI'S EXCLUSIVE ‘GROCERS Fourth Street : ’ " Bemidji, Minn, 0000600000000 0 | LODGEDOM IN BEMIDNI * 90—00000009000‘0‘0 —_—————————— A0 V. W Bemidji Lodre No, 277, oulas Y Heolr Beollty b LT 402 Beltrami Ave. B. PO B 0. 10562, = 8 o'clock—at Masonic h!fl: sB:llraml Ave, and Fifth C. 0. 7. second and. fmrr(l'i S| e basement @ Catholic church. ul vening, at l)'el('u:ky in son ot Meeting nights _every second ‘and fourth Monday :lv:llillnn. at Odd Fellows P O =m Regular meeting nights every Wednesday evening at 87o'clock. Eagles hall. G A R Regular meetings—F: and third Saturday atter. noons, at 2:30—at Odd Fel- ka:vs Hall, 402 Beltrami e. Lo o ¥ Bemlidjl Lodge No. 119 Regular _meetin highta —eve?’ Friday, % o’clock at Odd- Fellows Hall, 402 Beltrami. L O. O. F. Camp No. 24. Regular meeting every second and fourth Wednesdays at 8 o'clock, at 0dd Fellows Hall. Rebecca Lodge. Regular meeting nights — first and third Wednesdays at 8 o'clock —IL 0. O. F. Hall. ENIGHTS OF PHYTHIAS. Bemidji Lodge No. 168. Regular meeting nigh{s—ev- ery Tuesday evening at 8 o'clock—at the Eagles' Hall, ‘Third street. LADIES OF THE MAC- CABEES. Regular meeting night last Wednesday evening in each month. MASONIC. A. F. & A. M., Bemidji, 233, " Regular = meeti; nights — Bemidjf Chanter No. 70, -R._A. M. Stated convocations —tirst and third Mondays, 8 o'clock p. m.—at Masonic Hall Beltrami Ave., and Fifth St. wlkanah Commandery No. 30 % KT, Stated conclaver-ageond p. aLd fourth Fridays, 8 o'clock trami Ave., and Fifth St. . m.—at Masonic Temple, Bel- 0. E. 8. C'ha‘pter No. 171. Regular_meet: ng nights— first and third daye, & o'clock — at Masonic Hall, Beltrami Ave., and Fifth M. B. A. Roosevelt, No. Regular meeting nights every second and fourth Thursday evenings at 8§ ocl(l)ck in Odd Fellows 1523, M. W. A. Bemidji Camp No, 5012. Regular meeting nights hr!;'c?ndk nfl'l.'d O’Iélaes;yf at ock “ai e Hall,"§0 Béltrami Ave. O"° MODERN SAMARITANS. Regular meeting nights the first and third Thursaays i)n rg\e L O. O. F. Hall at' 8 SONS OF HERMAN. Meetings held second and fourth Sunday after- noon. of each month at 206 Beltrami Ave. YEOMAXNS. Meetings the first Friday evening of the month at the home of Mrs. H. I. Schmidt, 306 Third street. R. F. MURPHY)] FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER Office’313 Beitrami Ave. Phone 318-2. First Mortgage LOANS ON CITY AND FARM PROPERTY Real Estate, Rentals Insurance N z 0 1 \Ur O’Leary-Bowser - Bidg. Phone 19.