Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 9, 1911, Page 2

THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER Published every afternoon except Sun- POROOOOOPOOOOOS © LODGEDOM IN BEMIDI © '@@o@é@@@e‘@@@@@@ ~Carryifig a Strefchio fhe bearers of # stretcher nflmfld be as near the same height s possible: MESSAG ALP - SUFFERERS AND MEN WHO'S HAIR IS THINNING. was intended as it has been as a day by the Bemidji Pioneer Publishing |troublemaker, it will be a won- .‘h"’ jraste ' ® 7.1 8 group Company. G. B. CARSON. _ E H DENU. F. A. WILNON, Baitor.” In the City of Bemlidji the papers are delivered by carrier, Where the délly- ery is irregular please make immediate complaint to this office. Telephone 31. Out of town, subscribers will confer a favor if they will report when they do not get thelr papers promptly. All papers dre ¢ontinued until an ex- plicit order to discontinue is received, and until arrearages aré paid. Subscription Rat One month, by carrier One year, by carrier. Three months, postag 25 Six Months, postage paid 2.50 One year, postage paid. 5.00 4 The Weskly Pionest. * ight pages, containing a summary of the news of the week. Published every Thursday and sent postage paid to any address for $1.50,in advance. ENTERED AS SECOND CLASS MAT-| TER AT THE POSTOFFICE AT BE- MIDJI, MINN., UNDER THE ACT OF MARCH 3, 18’ POPOPOOICOPOPOPDPOO HEALTH HINT FOR TODAY ¢ & F S TR & Curing a Flabby Skin. @ 1f the flesh under the skin be- @ gins to get flabby a little time @ devoted to it night and morning @ will keep the flesh firm. After @ bathing at night in warm water © massage with a skin nourisher, ¢ making the movements down @ from the center of the chin and @ up from the chest. After work- & ® ing in this way for five minutes & @ wipe off the oil that has not @ been absorbed and apply cold @ water for five minutes, then dry ¢ & without friction. In the morn- & @ ing bathe in cold water and ap- & @ ply tonic to the skin. @ POOOOOOOODC derful fmprovément. Hundreds of Ived in its construc- tioni§ it was'intended to prese rve the health of the city and the future safety of the Tesidents depend large- ly upon it. While the frost may have damaged the structure to a cer- tain extent, it doesn’t sound reason- able to presume that it can not be re- | paired and when so BKITed has the work in charge it is safe to say that when he turns the tank over to the' city its construction will be as. good as it can be made. careful and WELL WORTH' WATCHING. | Pulling stumps and draining swamps may sound like very ordinary topics but when you know that the state has ‘authorized three men to make a practical’demonstration as to just how cheaply ‘such work can be done and what the effect of clearing ten acre tracts in different. counties will have on intending settlers, you {have a question of direct interest to | 'every person ‘dependent.” prosperity of the North. This is just what the newly created | | reclamation board of which W. R. Mackenzie of Bemidji is president ‘nml W. J. Brown of Warren and A. upon the J. McGuire of Grand Rapids mem: ( bers, will do. The state has placed\’ $8,000 at the disposal of this tmm(l.l It is a simple experiment 'with wonderful possibilities behind “it. { The work is to be done on 40 acre| | state owned tracts, already selected. { The board is now to clear ten acres| fon each tract, keeping careful ac-| ntractor as Tom Johnson | | them of high' pntrlcinn ‘fa {ed. But this record was soiihdly beate "I“hlh was a tlma when T pllyed in the state leagué!*and it that tiiffe on’ the Hasleton teain tfiére eater, “Ki0” Jorddn: Well, the” year'| that Hazleton wop' the pdt‘mnai':hot ing’ was too good“for the Boys, and a number of business men arranged a banquet for the team and a few of the dyed-in-the-wool - rooters. ~ Eyerythin; went off well, the ‘courdes” weré ar-' ranged temptingly and called ‘innings,’ | and the table was décorated to repre- sent a baseball’ fokd. ¥ “We had everything there was to eat, and one of the innings was roast Bquab. This was served on a platter and the vegetables arranged in the sliape of a diamond. The base lines were made of creamed potatoes, and at every base there was some vegeta- | ble cooked and“cut in the shape of a’ base. i “This dish was ahit with the boys, and we dll commented on it. I turned to' Jordan, Who wasn't saying much;’ but was industriously to: the dish;, and” asked him how he was' getting along: “‘Fing,’ he said: ‘I'm eating 'em up around third base.’ ” — Philadelphia Times. Poisoning as a Diversion. Poisoningis" ater Hkely again to be: jcome a' fashion#ble diversioh, as’1t was from time fo timé fn ancfent Rome. In B. C. 331, for instance, there was a mysterious pestilence, which seemed | to be particularly fatal to leading men. At last a slave girl gave information | to the authorities, and a consequent | police raid resulted fn"the discovery of about twenty mltron preparing drugs over t | sisted that the drugs wei ous, buf, being compelled’ then publicly in the forum BU antée” of good faith, perished miser-| ably. Further informatiohs™ tfilluwed and 170 matrons In all were condefim- in B. C. 184, when a four months’ in-1" quiry by tlie praetor is said to have led to the condemnation of 2,000 persons.— | London Chronicle. .same 18 true of scalp diseases. In act: baldliess is & scalp disease. The| | trouble” with the greasy salves and| the so-called dandruff and | Bcalp that they don’t do anything but tem- porarily relieve the itching and cake the dandruff so it doesn’t fall until its dried out agai n' Nothing can p medfcrne hat will kill the germs'causing ‘dandrift and scalp disease. Learning = from leading fellow druggists' throughout “America that they had found a whirlwind cure for dandruff, eczema and all diseases of the skin and scalp the City Drug Store on proving to the llborltor}:as compounding the treatmen; that it is the most prominent drug store iin thig city secured the agency for the remedy. = This remedy is ZEMO, the clean, liquid preparation that kil ls the germ of disease and ZEMO. SO. to wash the Scalp or skin clear aj d clean of the dandruff or scalé and by g utt?nuofi" its antiseptic qualities soothe and | heal. Sold and guqnnteed by, drugglsts everywhere and.in Bemidji by the City Drug Store. wrote as an evewituess, that in Au- gust, 1833, the airship Eagle was’ of- ficially advertised to sail from_ London | with governmient dispatches and pas- | Bengers for Paris and to establish ai- | rect commiunication between the cum- | tals of Europe. This early type of air- ship was 160 feet lowg, fifty feet high | and “forty feet wide. and she lay in the dockyard of the Aerunumkal 50~ | ton gardens, théii quite a rural spot. ! i Built to hold an abundant supply ot gas, she was covered with oiled lawn and carried a frame seventy-five feet long and seven feet mgn with a cabin s=r.4-secured by ropes to the balloon. An immense rudder’ and wings or fins on .each side for purposes of propulsion \ completed ber fttings. The deck ‘was | guarded by netting. After all this | preparation and advertisement the Ea- ciety in Victoria road, near. I(enslng-' Dandruff. now—bald' later. The|If there is any difference the taller .and ‘stronger man should be at the head. A stretcher should be carried by the hands or suspended by straps from the shoulders. Never carry a . e e Ried o fas e stretcher when loaded pon the shoul- | iaqae: '8iscases and. rhoumatn that ders. It frightens the patient, and he one of the bearers should stumble. The troubles but henrers shouid not keep step, but break step, the one in front starting off with his right foot and the one behind with his left. The injured should be car- t | ried feet first. In going up a hill or up- stairs the hend should be in front and the reverse in descendlng, excrpt in case of ‘a broken thigh or leg. when the feet should be first in golng up and last in coming éswn to keep the weight of the budy off the injured l!mh.—“m Aid to the Injured.,” Dr. H. H. Bartung, in National Magazine. A Snake Story. This story is told of the late Dr. Emil Reich. Oune day when traveling he lay down to rest in the shadow of i & bush and fell asleep. He awoke with a start to find that night was coming on and that rain ‘had begun to fall. stlflly. be pressed the spring vigorous- ripping and tearing and a snake fell to | the ground split in two. la as far as it could! The Lesson. learn what happiness is until he's mar- ried. She—I'm glad you've discovereu | that at last. He—Yes, and when he'’s | married it's too late.—Dorfbarbier. No Sympathy. “Here, waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.” “Serves the brute right. He's been buzzin' round Yiere all the mornin'.”— | Life. Life is no dream. but life Is nothing: The reptile 24 hours. bad apparently swallowed the umbrel-| first, tell any druggist to give you a free He—Yes, it's very true, a man doesn't | treatment. for_ kidney and is absolutely guaranteed, that is safe and positive, and that you can test might fall off very easily. especially if wunel! without ,,“,B,,uhg ‘one penny. s & new, scientific, safe, powerful cleanser .of the kidneys. The new treatment, Dr. Derby’s Kidney Pills, will save vour kldn@y&. upon which your very life depends. 1If_you have crucuyh\g or dull pains Quickly snatching up his unibrella, he | in the back, Bright's disease, diabetes, tried to open it and. finding it woried rheumatism in any form, pain in the hhddel', profuse or scanty urination, or discolored, foul urine, do not let the ly. Suddenly there was a sound of day g0 _by without getting a package f Dr. Derby’s Kidney Pills and see a uelnend(‘ms ‘difference in_yourself in If you want to try then | sample package. | Dr. Derby's Kidney Pills—25 and 50 | cents, at drug stores or we will supply j You if your druggist hasn't them. Ad- dress Derby Medicine Co., Eaton Rapids, Mich, i T« BEAUDETTE Merchant Tailor {Ladies® and Gents' Suite to Order. French 1Dry Cleasing, Pressing and Repnrmg » Specialty. 315 B:llnmx Aveau: A. 0. U. W. Bemidji Lodge No. 277. Regular meeting ights—first and third Monday, at 8 o'clock. —at 0dd Felows hall, 402 Beltrami Ave. Bemidji Lodge No. 1052, Regular meeting nights— “tirst ‘and third Thursdays, 8 o'clock—at Masonic hall, Beltrami Ave, and Fifth St. c. 0. ¥ i Regular meeting night B\’ ‘every Second and Fourth Sunday evening, at 8§ o'clock in basement of Catholic church. DEGREE OF HONOR. Meeting nights every \Fsecond and fourth Monday evenings, at Odd Fellows Hall, P. 0. E. Regular meeting nights every Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. Eagles hall. G A RB. Regular meetings—Tirst and third Saturday after- noons, at 2:30—at Odd Fel- lows Hall, 402 Beltrami Ave, 1. 0. 0. F. Bemidji Lodge No. 119 Regular meeting nights —every Friday, § o'clock at Odd Fellows Hall, 402 Beltrami. o I 0. 0. 1. Camp No. 24 Regular meeting every second and fourth Wednesdays at 8 o'clock, at 0dd Teliows Hall. without its great drenms. - gle never got béyond Victoria road, for | Count Lennox and his assistants fail- g} ed to provide the necessary motive | { power.—London Standard. HEART-TO-HEART-TALKS. No. 4. or drainage. Rebecca Lodge. Regular meeting nights—first and third Wednesdays at 8 o'clock. —I. 0. O. F. Hall. count as to the cost of such clearing, A Dream and Its Result. i Afterward the 1a8d| ) 1200 o terrible epldemto decimated Does Advertising Pay ? is to be sold at its appraised value, | Margeflles and Provence, and Sardinia | | ordered condition of the stomaeh,| H (By E. H. Denu.) The man who conducts his busi-| ness on the theory that advertising doesn’t pay and that he can’t afford it, sets up his judgment in direct opposition to that of all the best business men of the world, An experienced authority on this subject once said: “With a few years' experience i{n conducting a small business on a few thousand dollars capital, he assumes to know more than those whose hourly trans- actions aggregate more than his ‘do in a year, and who have made their| millions by pursuing a course that he says doesn't pay,” It advertising ‘doesn't pay, why is i3 i plus the cost of putting it into shape for cultivation. One of the things bound to be ac- | complished by the reclamation board | |is that the statement made in the | legislature that land in "Minnesota could not be cleared _for less than $150 was untrue, as persons | familiar with the -country already | knew was untrue when the state- ment was made. | It will establish the fact that the | fertile soil of the North; soil the: has grown forests, will yield up rich harvests to the man who cares to work it, and the records which will be made for the state will give the northern lie to those men who seek, for sel- fish reasons, to spread the report that owed its escape to a dream. At this that the disease had luvaded Sardiiifa |* iand that the ravages were frightful. When the viceroy awoke he was deeply impressed by his m, and a little later a merchantmiaii™ put 1n - its nj)- pearance at Cagliarli and demanded a'| place to berth, The Sardinia refused, ' and when it was hinted that the mer- chantman ‘wanted to land some mick the viceroy threatened to train the guns of the forts upon the vessel if the captaln did not depart instantly. The peoplé of Cagliar! thought that the | viceroy was mad, but great was thelir joy later when they learned that this very ship, which weit on'to Marselllés, ‘was responsible” for introducing the plague into the famous port. Roads of the Olden Time. A curlous {llustration’ of the lack of apny systematic' "authority’ over the perlod the Vicersy of Sardfmia dreansed | " Equivecal. '"Cholly Softboy—I suppose I looked veway augwy-at the zoo today when ! that nawsty Dick Dandy said when 1! stood by the big monkey's cage how much' 1 was like It. Candid Friend— You certainly looked beside yourself.— Exchange. Is there anything in all this world that is of more importance to you than good digestion? Food must be eaten to sustain life and must be di- gested and converted into blood. | body suffers. Chamberlain’s Tahlets are a rational and reliable cure lur indigestion. | of bile, purify. the blood, strengthen When -the digestion fails the whole‘ They increase the flow | | | Tablets. Try it. er’s Drug Store. and can be cured by' the use of| 3 Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liwr'z 307-309-811 Washington Ave. N For sale by Bark- i "lfl"[?fllls. MINN. i Teats, Stack Covers stc. ERTTX P Y I}HIGAGB & DULUTR Operating: the | Passenger service effi Steel Steamshily MINNESOTA A 2000 mile, one week’s Lake Trip, leaving Duluth, Minn., every Tuesday. 10:30 pum., to Chicago, Ill., and M1lwaukee, Wise., via Lake Superior and Lake Michigan, stopping at . Intermediate Ports $36.00 ROUND TREP MEALS AND BERTH INCLUDED 3 fast steel Freight and Passenger Steamers, semi-weekly service between Chicago, llls., Milwaukee, Wis., Duluth, Minn., and the Great Northwest. Freight service effective April 15 to Dec. 1. Route your shipment via C & D Line and save 15 per cent on your Freight T pa_Hana TRANSPORTATION CO.- Magnificent New ective June 16 to Oct 1. ENIGHITS OF PHYTHIAS. Bemidji Lodge No. 168 Regular meeting nights— Tuesday evening at § at the Eagles' Hall, street. LADIES OF THE MAC- CABEES. Regular meeting night last Wednesday evening 7 R cgen I each month, AUFT& A, 233, Regular meeting Y/ nights—first and third Wednesdays, § o(rlock—u! Beltrami “Bemiaji, M. Stated convoca- irst and third Mon- roads in England, even as late as the | the stomach, and tone up th ‘whol. Bi i , 8 o'clock p. m—at t that th t £ hants | 2 I p the e} ills. Enquire i .- I o imost Buccessful Morehants| 1o Nort fs a timber country and| ifteenth’ century, 1s preserved fn tho | 11° " Lo s e J. H. McFADZEAN Local Agent Uall, _ Beltrami of every town, large or small, are the 1 o |records of the mauor of Aylesbury. | 48! i General Agent C. & D. Line or Soo R. R., Great Northern R. R. X R heaviest advertisers? If it does not MA‘ ‘;g ‘;;";e sessitittve- dltaton A local miller, named Richard Booge, ! [ healthy action. For sale by Bark- M. &LRR oo h Com ry eed o ', Z . . State concl —se- pay, why do the largest business o s needed sotde mmmiug. clay for the e | er's Drug Store. § o e, Sondlare—se. | Robertson of Winona county, who |pair‘of his infll.’ Accordingly—we learn %, o'clock p. m.—at Masonic firms in the world spend millions in the floor of the House said “there | [Fom “O1d Country Inns”—his servants | ———————————————=2—5557———= s Temple, Beltrami Ave., and’ that way? Is It because they want|°" ‘¢ dug a great pit in the middle of the Fifth St. to donate those millions to the news- paper and magazine publishers or be- cause they don’t know as much about business as the six-for-a~dollar mer- chant -who says money spent in ad- vertising is thrown away or donated to the man to whom it is paid? Such talk is simply ridiculous, says the American Stationer, and it requires more than the average pa- tience to discuss the proposition of whether advertising pays or not with that kind of a man. It will be the endeavor of the Pio- neer to publish from time to time helpful hints on ad writing and ad reading. The public at large loses more by not reading the advertise- ments of Bemidji merchants than do the merchants. Burbank, the “plant wizard" is ex- perimenting in the hope of obtaining Here's hoping that he will get the ones that come a better strawberry. early in the spring to taste more of the berry and less of the straw. That tame bear which escaped from Thief River Falls soon decided it was better wrestling men on the stage than food in the wilds. As we anticipated, that report that Attorney General Simpon was to re- sign was too good to be true. It might be well for the Grand Rapids fire department to purchase @ derailer. Big type and willing editors can do more to hurt the North than all ain’t a farm within 40 miles of Ake- ley,” thinks this is personal, he is welcome to do so. IT TASTES OF THE TIN. J. Adam Bede once said: “Canned editorials taste of the tin." The following appeared in the curent issue of the Northwestern Agriculturist: | “The Winona Independent and Al- bert Lea Tribune publish identically | the same editorial matter as original Who writes it—J. J. Hill or the Steel Trust? Or does Mr, Hill write one and the Steel Trust the other and are their minds so near alike that they sing in duet?” The one best place for a paper that matter. hasen’t gumption enough to express its own editorial opinions is on the pantry shelves. Coming In Out of the Wet. There is an amusing story by Athe- naeus which suggests the possible orl- gln of the phrase “He does not know enough to come in out of the wet." Ac- cording to the entertaining grammarian referred to, a town in Greece under stress of evil circumstances borrowed money from a rich man, who took as security for the loan a mortgage on the handsome portico which surrounded the market place. He was not an un- generous' creditor,” for “when it rained’ that the citizens had permission to take refuge under the colonnade. Strangers ‘visiting the town who 'fail- ed to have the'matter properly explain-’ ed to them were so impressed by the extraordinary circumstances that they spread abroad the report that the peo- ple were 50 stupld’ that tliey had to be told when to come in out of the wet. When a Dog Chokes. ~ he caused the town criers to announce | | News. road, ten feet wide and eight feet deep, and 80 left ‘it to become filled with water from the winter rains. A glov- er from Leighton Buzzard, on his way bome from market, fell in and was drowned. Charged with manslaugh- | ter, the mlller pleaded that he had no place wherein to get the kind of clay be required except on the highroad. He was acquitted. English Surnames. The following list of surnames actu- posed by a Mr. Buggey, an official in Doctors’ Commions, who had his own name changed by law: Asse, Bub, Boots, Bones, Beast, Cheese, Cod, milk, Fatt, Frogge, Goose, Ginger, Ghost, Gimlet, Gready, Hugg, Hump, Headach, "Jug, Jelly, Kneebone,” Kid- ney, Leaky, Lazy, Mug, Monkey, P head, Poker, Radish, Rottengoose, Snags, Swine, Vittles. “How did you ever happen to call your little daughter Dagmar?” “My wife found after careful inquiry- that it was about the only thing we:, could call the little one without run.. ning the risk of namln‘ her after, somme. relative of mine.”—Chicago, Record: Herald. Thoughtful Lad. Voice Irom Below — Harold, you mustn't interrupt the plumbers Tat thelr work, dear. Harold — It's right, mother. I'm only talking to the, man who sits on the stalrs and does pothing.—London Punch. A Proverb 8poi “Dearest, i 1 were far, eould you love me'still?> ~ “Why, Reggle, what a question! I'm sure: the farther you were away the better I should love you.” far away He Was Wi £ Her—What, going already? I don’t suppose it would be any use to msk you to stay a little longer? Him—Not in that tone of voice. — Milwaukee ally extant in England today was .com- (| Cockles, Dunce, Demon, Dam, Drink-’ |} ; ’ / a pound. Buy them About 8x12 inches, weigh nearly Other pads, extra quality paper, various sizes soldgalso by the pound for here at O. E. S. Chapter No. 171. . tegular meeting nights— first and third I'ridays, 8 o'clock—at Masonic Beltrami Ave, and St 1, Fifth B. A. Roosevelt, No. 1523. Reg- ar meeting nights every second and fourth Thuis- day evenings .at 8 o'clock in 0dd Fellows Hall. M. W. A. Bemidji Camp No. 5012. Regular meeting nights— first and third Tuesdays at 8 o'clock at Odd Fellows hall, 402 Beltrami Ave. MODERN SAMARITANS Regular meeting nights on the First and Third Thurs- days in the I. O. O. F. Hall at 8 p. m. SONS OF HERMAN. Meetings held second and ‘Tourth Sunday afternoon of ‘:each month at 205 Beltrami Ave. OM SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER SAFE AND PIANO MOVING Resldonce Phone 53 018 Amorica Ave. Offico Phone 12 R. F. MURPHY FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER Office’313 Beitrami Ave. Phone 319-2. Farin and the forest fires of the year. Dogs frequéntly choke. ‘A’ bone, a 1 it nail or a plece of tin gets in the| One ls rich when he Is sure of tomor- ag - % throat. and there is great danger of | row—Chevalfer. £ , 17 “A man who gives up all his mon- | geath before the arrival of the surge.n. i . : 2 .a8 ' 'y : ey to his wife,” says a Philadelphia | Many* otf thm d: die.lbut therei:; no PR | ANnAYI | 5 | s reason for-thls, for it is easy, without luuc-nmbecured i : £ - { Judge, “is a sheep.” The Judge| g gigntest danger of getting bitten, by looal amplic u:?:tg:a.,“'“ cannot roaeh “eer a |0"er Br 3 |nsurance - probably meant to say, “He's asleep.” | to put the hand Ju the mouth of a dog| ind way th cAN deatngss. and that s by con: . i - T and to drat Sut or"push’dow thie ob:| stitutlona remetics. Jm’;'::‘.éé..:‘.‘fzf.‘.‘.%’. J. A. Holmberg of St. Paul will receive $1,600 a year to inspect the bees of Minnesota, and at that Mr. Holmberg feels that he has been “stung.” If the septic tank is as successful struction that'is choking it. A bandage’ —a_handkerchlef or towel will do—is passed between the teeth and over the upper Jaw, dnd in a siinilar 'way anoth-| er bandage is passed between the teeth and over the under jaw. One person, holding' the ends'of these two ba the Eustachian Tabe. med When this tube Is in- fla you € 8 rumbling sound or jm- pertect hearing. and when it Is entirely ('lmd Deafness is the result, and unleu the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed torever:nine cases out of ten are caused by ORtarrii, Which is nothing bug an inflamed condition of the'mucous surfaces. We will give One‘ Bundrfifl,m) ness the animal's throat aud relieve it. Security Bank Bldg - + ages, Keepy the dog’s mouthi wide opeli:| case of Doatness (caus o "“;Vh'::' I" Bldg. T THAT SEPTIC TANK: A second person-can then with perfect|Sehitor cnfc“.fim. 17 2 ease and safety put his fingers down F. [EN. Real Estate WIIIIam 0. Kiein