Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 7, 1911, Page 4

et ot i’ | — || T—— { EXPERT REPAIR WORK GABELESS ABOUT APPENDI- CITIS IN BEMIDII Man Bemidji people have chronic ‘)en icitis which is carelessly treated f it were ordinary bowel or stomach rrouhle If you have wind or gas in the stomach or bowels, sour stomach or vonstl{mtion, try simple buckthorn bark, glycerine etec., as compounded in Adler- -ka, the new German Appendicitis rem- edy. E. N. French & Co, druggists, state that A SINGLE DOSE of this simple remedy will relieve any bowel or «mmuch trouble. PHYSICIANS AND SURCEONS R. ROWLAND GILMORE PHYSICJAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block . R. E. A. SHANNON, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGECN Office in Mayo Block Phone 396 Res. Phone 397 ! R. C. R. SANBORN PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block A. WARD, M. D. ® Over First National Bank. Phone 51 House No. 601 Lake Blvd. Phone 351 R. A. E. HENDERSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Over First National Bank, Bemidji, Minn. Office Phene 36. Residence Pone 72. R. E. H. SMITH PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Winter Block R. E. H. MARCUM PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Mayo Block Phone 18 Residence Phone 211 INER W. JOHNSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Residence 1113 Bemidji Ave. Phone 435 Offices over Security Bank. Phone 130 DENTISTS R. D. L. STANTON DENTIST Office in Winter Bleck Ist National Bank Build’g. Telephone 230 | trouble. R. G. M. PALMER DENTIST @Miles Block EveningWork by Appointment Only ] LAWYERS (QRAHAM M. TORRANCE LAWYER Telephone 3560 Miles Block H. FISK . ATTORNEY AT LAW | Office over City Drug Stnva OM SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER i SAFE AND PIANO MOVING foeldonco Phone 58 818 America Ave. Office Phons 12 Automobile, Gas Engine and Motor Boat Shop, Lake front foot of 4th St. Phone 152 E. H. JERRARD| R. F. MURPHY FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER Office’313 Beltrami Ave. Phone 318-2, Farm and Gity Loans Insurance and Real Estate William C. Kiein O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phone (9. | tating letters to his secretary. _Queer Church Ornamentation. The chancellor of the diocese who refused to sanction the design for a memorial window in a Carlisle church on the ground that an angel is depict- ed wearing the coat of arms of the dean and chapter of Carlisle would assuredly make short work of the Lin. coln cathedral “Imp.” which ‘finds a place among the angels forming the ‘| angel choir in that building. , Up and down England are to be found hun- dreds of examples of the humor of ecclesiastical architects of a past age, from the snarling griffins worked into the stonework of Henry VIL’s chapel, Westminster abbey, to the dun cow and milkmaids in Durham cathedral. A cat playing a violin can be seen in Wells cathedral, and in Hereford ca- thedral two cats, apparently perform- ing a violin duet. Boston “Stump” is crowded with fantastic carvings, among which may be mentioned a wife chastising her husband, a teacher caning a pupil and an orchestra com- posed of bears playing an organ. a bagpipe and a drum.—Westminster Gazette, Bread and Dyspepsia. The conclusion that wheat bread is unfit for dyspeptics, sometimes jump- ed at because ill effects are noticed to follow its use, is erroneous. On the contrary, it has been pointed out by Bouchard and others that farinaceous food is peculiarly adapted to some dys- peptic patients. It is the microbes in the starch which are capable of pro- ducing irritating acids that cause the To avoid this Bouchard rec- ommends that only the crust or toast- ed crumbs of the bread be used by dyspeptics, particularly those whose stomachs, are dilated. The reason of this is explained by the fact that bak- ing temporarily, though not perma- nently, arrests the fermentation of dough. When it is again heated by the warmth of the stomach the fer- mentation is renewed. In cases where the bread is toasted brown through the fermentation is stopped perma- nently.—Family Doctor. She Wanted Both. The matinee performance was about balf over when a distracted looking woman with a curly haired youngster of six sought out the man in the box office. “There are boxes on your chairs in there,” she began, “and they say drop a nickel in and get a box of candy.” “Yes, 1 see,” asserted the man in the box office. “Well,” she continued indignantly, “I dropped a nickel in for my little girl.” “And couldn’t you get the candy?” queried the box office man. ““Wait; I'll see if we can get it out.” “Oh, yes,” answered the woman; “I got the candy all right, but I couldn’t get the unickel out.” And to the ticket man at least this remark furnished a more dramatic mo- ment than any in the play.—Louisville Times. - Dean Swift and the Cook. “Moderation in all things” is the | best precept for everyday lite. Thera is a good story about Dean Swift apropos of the value of never overdo- ing anything. The dean’s cook one day overroasted the leg of mutton for dinner, and in consequence she was summoned tp || the dining room. “Cook,” said the dean in a pleasant voice, “this leg of mutton is overdone; take it back and do it less.” “Impossible, your reverence!” ex- claimed the cook. “Well.” replied her master, “suppos- ing it had been underdone, you could easily have done it more.” “Certainly, your reverence.” “Then.” said the dean. “let this be a lesson to you. If you commit a fault always take care that it is a fault which will admit of a remedy.” The Duration of a Dream. One evening Victor Hugo was dic- Over- come by fatigue, the great man drop- ped into a slumber. A few moments afterward he awoke, haunted by a dream which, as he thought. had ex- tended over several hours, and be blamed his secretary for sitting there waiting for him instead of wakening him or else going away. What was bis surprise when the bewildered sec- retary told him that he had only just finished writing the last sentence dic- tated to him. Goodness. ‘Whatever mitigates the woes or in- creases the happiness of others is a just criterion of goodness. and what- ever injures society at large or any individual in it is a criterion of in- iquity. 'One should not quarrel with a dog without a reason sufficient to vindicate one through all the courts of morality.—Goldsmith. Good Proof. “Guess 1 must have been born un- lucky.” ““What makes you say that?” “Well, for instance, I went to a ball game once. There were eighteen play- ers on the diamond, fifteen or twenty on the benches, 10,000 people in the grand stand, 20,000 on the bleachers, and—the ball hit me!”—Toledo Blade. A Proof. “That girl is trying to make a fool of me.” “Oh, no! She never tries anything ready made.”—Baltimors American. A Woman’s Mind. Sillicus—A woman never seems able to make up her mind. Cynicus—Why should she? She would only change it again.—Philadelphia Récord. Bemidji, 0 Who bravely dares must sometimes tisk a fall.—Smollett. i e ‘Automobile. . In some respects the aatomobile is the most marvelous machine the world has yet seen. It can go anywhem at any time, flonnderlng through two feet of snow, ford any stream that isn't deep enough: to drown out the mag- neto, jump fences and cavort'over plowed ground at fifteen miles an hour. It has been used with brilliant success in various kinds of hunting, including coyote coursing on the prairies of Col- orado, where it can run all around th broucho, formerly in favor, since it ne er runs any visk of breaking a leg a prairie dog hole. Educated automo- biles have been trained to shell corn, | saw wood, pump water, churn, plow, and, in short, do anything required of them, except flgure out where the con- sumer gets off under the tariff law.— Outing. triumph over mud axle: deep, |’ ‘How He Got Her. *“The psychological moment counts for much in a Jove affair.” “That is true. Ferdiuand. for in- stance, asked father for my band the afternoon my dressmaker’s bill came in.”—Washington Herald. Hereditary. “Look at the way baby’s working his-mouth!” exclaimed Mrs. Newman. “Ngpw he proposes to put his foot in It.” 'm!’ replied her husband grump- y. “Hereditary. That's what 1 did when I proposed.” He Went. Visitor—Is your clock right? Tired Hostess (at the end of her patience and politeness)—Obh, no! That's the one we call the visitor. Visitor—What a quaint name! Why? Hostess — Because It doesn’t go. . LiveStock, Summar Cottage, Tornade; Credit Fire REAL ESTATE TELEPHONE V. L. 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