Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, February 22, 1911, Page 3

soo No. 162 East Bound Leaves 9:54 a. No. 163 West Bound Leaves 4:37 p. No. 186 East Bound Leaves 2:45 p. No. 187 West Bound Leaves 10:38 a. Creat Northern No. 33 West Bound Leaves at 3:30 p. m No. 84 East Bound Leaves at 12:08 p. m No. 35 West Bound Leaves at 3:42 a. m No. 36 East Bound Leaves at 1:20 a. m No. 105 North Bound Arrivesat 7:40 p.m No. 106 South BoundLeaves at 7:00 a. m Freight West Bound Leaves at 9:00 a. m Freight East Bound Leaves at 3:30 p. m Minnesota & International No. 32 South Bound Leaves at 8:15 a. m No. 31 North Bound Leaves at 6:10 p. m No. 34 South Bound Leaves at 11:35 p.m No. 33 North Bound Leaves at 4:20 a. m Freight South Bound Lezves at 7:30 a. m Freight North Bound Leaves at 6:00 a. m Minn. Red Lake & Man. No. 1 North Bound Leaves;;at 3:35 p. m No 2 South Bound Arrives at 10:30 a. m gg8g | PROFESSIONAL l CARDS ARTS HARRY MASTEN Piano Tuner ormerly o Radenbush & Co. of St. Paul Instructor of Violn, Piano, Mando- lin and Brass Instruments. Music furnished for balls, hotels. weddings, banquets, and all occasions. Terms reas:nable. All music up to date. HARRY MASTEN, Plano Tuner Room 38, Third floor, Brinkman Hotel. Telephone 535 RS. HARRY MASTEN Instructor of Piano and Pipe Organ Graduate of the Virgil Piano and Pipe Organ School of London and New York. Studio Brinkman Hotel. Room 36, Phone 535. LENN H. SLOSSON PIANO TUNING Graduate of the Boston School of Piano Tuning, Boston, Mass. Leave orders at the Bemwidji Music House, 117 Third St. Phone 319-2. Residence Phone 174-2. EDWARD STRIDE Expert Plano and Organ Tuner and Repairer (Specialty church organs) Practiced in Europe for years. Is leading in the profes- sion for Beltrami, Koochichiog and Ttasca counties. Ias made Bemidjl headquarters for three years, where he has upwards of 200 steady customers. ‘Thoroughly familiar with United States make of pianos. You will save money and get better satisfaction if you take him into your con- fidence before buying your piano. He will be pleased to meet you and explain the different instruments and will enjoy alding you in making yonr selection. Address 616 Bemid)l Ave. Telophane 82 or 310 PHYSICIANS AND SURCEONS R. ROWLAND GILMORE PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block R E. A. SHANNON, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGECN Office in Mayo Block Phone 396 Res. Phone 397 R. C. R. SANBORN PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Diles Block A. WARD, M. D. ¢ Over First Nativnal Bank. Phone 51 House 0. 60 Lake Blvd. Phone 351 R. A. E. HENDERSON" PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Over First National Bank, Bemidji, Minn Office Phone 36. Residence Pone 72. R. E. H. SMITH PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Winter Block R. E. H. MARCUM PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Mayo Block Phone 18 Residence Phone 211 INER W. JOHNSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Residence 1113 Bemidji Ave. Phone 435 Offices over Security Bank. Phone 130 DENTISTS R. D. L. STANTUKN DENTIST Office in Winter Bleck DR. J. T. TUOMY DENTIST {st National Bank Build’g. Telephone 230 R. G. M. PALMER DENTIST =Miles Block Eunmg Work by Appointment Only LAWYERS RAHAM M. TORRANCE LAWYER Telephone 560 Miles Block H. FISK . ATTORNEY AT LAW Office over City Drug Str== EW PUBLIC LIBRARY Open daily, except Sunday and Mon- ,JayflwlZsm.lepmJto!)pm. mday 3to 6 p.m. Monday 7t 9 p. TRICE MILLS, Li SOCIAL AND] PERSONAL| There will be no club dance Thurs- day evening. Better stop coughing. Lung ‘Balsam will do it. Martin Cobbs of Margie spent yesterday here on business. Charles Nichols of ' International Falls was in Bemid}i yesterday. J. A. VanAtter of Milwaukee, Wis., was in the city yesterdsy on a business trip, Mrs. Gertrude Rogers solicits your subscriptions for all magazines, also renewals, Phone 487. Fred Theriault and wife of Cass Lake spent yesterday in Bemidji on a combined business and pleasure trip. C. W. Jewett and John Moberg left last night for Minneapolis, where they attended the automobile show Mark’s Are you going to Canada? For cheap rates write or call on W. E. Black Canadian Government Agent, Crookston, Minn. J. J. Padden of Red Lake Falls, who 1s interested in the Crookston Milling Company, spent yesterday in Bemidji on a business mission. P. G. Swanson of Owatonna, who is connected with the Orphan yesterday on a mission connected with the Asylum. the Presbyterian church Thursday evening at 7:30. Rev. ). B. Astwood will speak on “The Sevenieth week of Daniel, its, Relation to the Gen- tiles and the church.” The public is cordially invited. Miss Merle Methven was happily surprised lastevening when a num- ber of her friends arrived at her home unannounced and took posses- sion. The evening was spent with games and music and at a late hour refreshments were served. The Royal Neighbor lodge has is- sued invitations to a masked ball to be given in the I. 0. O. F. hall on Tuesday night, February 28. No one will be admitted without a mask and iavitations must be presented at the entrance. A supper will be served by the lodge in the dining room of the hall and those included on the guest list are anticipating a jolly evening. Mesdames C. R. Sanborn, F. S. Lycan and A. P. White entertained at an eleborate luncheon at 1 o’clock this afternoon at the residence of Mrs. White, 509 Bemidji avenue. The affair was in the nature of a Washington party and the rooms were prettily decorated, the color scheme being red. Red carnations and tulips were the flowers used. The table was daintily decorated for the occasion, red candle sticks with red shades helping to carry out the color scheme. The favors were colonial hats and the place cards were also three cornered bhats. Misses Ruth Whiting, Ethel Murray, and Gladys Stanton, dressed in colonial customes, assist- ed in the serving. During luncheon the dining room was darkened and the candles lighted, throwing a rosy glow over the room and adding greatly to the scene. Following luncheon, the afternocn was spent with cards. OM SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER SAFE AND PIANO MOVING Residence Phone 58 618 Amorica Ave. Office Phone 12 Mining Stocks Bought and Sold Buy Keating & O-lnmet & arbon. Gerin NOW. C. G. JOHNSON BROKER Office 0'Leary-Bowser Bldg. . BEMIDJI, MINN. Phone 641 William C.Klein Real Estate Insurance Real Estate & Farm Loans O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phone 19 Asylum of that city, was in the city | There will be a special service in! You can send money to any part| of the old country with perfect safety through the service of the Northein National Bank. Apprentice: girls wanted at Con ger's Millinery. Call at" once; 209 4th Street. Don’t neglect your cough for a minute when Mark’s Lung Balsam is so easy to get. Herb Bradford of Minneapolis arrived in the city yesterday and is a guest at the J. A. Abercrombie home. Mrs. Mayette of Hancock, Mich., arrived in the city this afternoon | from her home and is here to attend the Hanson tuneral tomorrow. Dr. and Mrs. K. A. Glimme of Fertile arrived in Bemidji this morn- ing and will attend the funeral of George Hanson tomorrow afternoon. Miss Elene Hanson of Bulings, Mont., a sister of George Hanson, is expected to arrive in the city this eveniog to attend the fuueral of her brother. Miss Lura Stinchficld-of Roches- ter, who has been the guest of her sister, Mrs. M. J. Brown for the past three. weeks, left this morning for } her home. Mrs. P. P. Meisenburg and daughter of Litchfield and Mrs. Brochen of Minneapolis, arrived in Bemidji last night and will attend the funeral of George Hanson tomor- row, afternoon. Miss 'Inbella Shoemaker, of St. Paul who has been the guest of her aunt, Mrs. A. P, White left this i morning for Little Falls where she | will substitute for the principal of the High School, whois ill. Ask your grocers for electic car- bon regenerated oil always the safest no smell or smoke. Gives 10 to 15 { more candle power, 100,000 cans sold for gasoline engines and motor iboats. For sale by all dealers. Mrs. S. C. Bailey, 606 American avenue, entcrtained at a five-course dinner last nizht in honor of Mrs. A. K. Southworth and Miss Margaret Shay. Covers were laid for twelve. Cards were a feature of the evening. Invitations have been issued by the Bemidji Trades Assembly for :a Washington dance to be held in the City Hall this evening. Masten’s orchestra will furnish the music and those holding invitations are eagerly looking forward to this évening. Mr. and Mrs. A. P. Hanson and daughter, Gertrude of Fertile, arrived in the city this morning and will re- main here to attend the funeral of taeir son George which will be held tomorrow afternoon at 3 o’clock Mrs. Koerner and Miss Koerner of Litchfield, rmother and s'ster re- spectively of Mrs. George Hanson, arrived in the city last night and will remain over for the funeral ser- vices which ,will be held tomorrow afternoon. The Catholic Order of Forresters will give a card party and aance in the L. O. O. F. hall Monday evening, February 27. Refreshments will be served and an invitation is extended to all members and fiiends of the lodge to attend. The Literary Society of the Be- midji High School met Jast evening in the assembly room of the high school building for its regular meet- ing. A short program, consisting of a dialogue “Do You Remember,” by Marie Cahill and Irene Price, a recitation by Alice Neeley and a short talk by Hiram Simons, Jr., was rendered, after which a short business session was had. Fred Chamberlain, president of the Literary Society, resigned his office, ashe will leave for Minneapolis shortly to study music in a conserva- tory there. Morris Ryan was elected to fill the vacancy. Ruse That Worked. Roundsman—How did you keep al of those girls from rushing out of the moving picture show when the lights went out? Policeman—It was dead easy. When they started to rush I said: “That's right! Old ladies first!” And the way they held back was a caution.—Chicago News. Got on His Nerves. Frugal North Briton (in his first ex- perience of a taxi)—Here, mon, stop! 1 hae a weak heart. I canna stand that hang’t wee machine o’ yours markin’ up thae tuppences.—London Punch, Rhinoceroses With Two Horns. Several species of rhinoceroses, now extinct and only found in a fossil state, used to exist which had no horns at all. The name, meaning as it does “horned mose,” is rather a misnomer in their, case. Several kinds of chinoe- eroses. in Africa have two horos, one behind the other, but the extinct rhi- noceres, known as: the dyceratherium, had a pair of horns on its nose side by side. South American Horses. In many South American countries tlie- hotses go unshod or with shoes on the*forefeet only. 5 Depew’s Great Spesch. y “When' 1 was 4/ véry young. man.” Benator Depew once'related, “I went outmmnlpoflelllpeeehwm some older men one nllht. They want- ed something red heti nnd T handed it out. ““1 just turned mymt o skin the op: position, and, ou the'whole, the audi- ence seemed to like it." The more they cheered the more 1 Warmed to it. 1 was immensely pleaséd’ with my ‘suc- cess. . But after I got honie I was wor- ried. I had roasted the other side awfully. 1 lay awake wondering if it wouldn’t react and Injure our side more than the opposition. “Then I bethought of some personal allusions I had made: that might eas- fly be constructed as' libelous. 1 got a good deal excited and slept very lit- tle. In the morning I hurried down to see whether the papérs had roasted me. The meeting was reported all over the front page. -I plunged into it, shivering in nervousness. But I needn’t have worrled. What it sald about my speech was in the last two lines: “‘A young man hamed Depew also spoke.’ "—New York Telegram. Collecting an Old Debt. The other day the manager of a fur- niture house in town asked one of his star salesmen to collect a bill of long standing, for. which the regular col- lector had been unable to get cash. The manager toid his man to threaten a lawsuit If necessary, The salesman said he would collect it without that und went to the delinquent’s office. He put the bill in the band of his derby hat, and with the hat held nonchalant- ly in his left hand he strolled into the inner shrine. The man at the desk looked at him inquiringly and then glanced down at the conspicuous bill. “Well, what is it?” he asked. “Pardon me,” said the salesman in his best manner, “but could you tell me is Mr. Jones dead?” “Why, no! I'm Mr. Jones.” “Thank you. That's all I wanted to know,” said the salesman and walked abruptly from the room. Next day a check came for the amount.—New York Sun. Saving the Union. Until we had a national game it was silly, according to Ellis Parker Butler in Success Magazine, to speak of the loose group of states as a nation. The people had too much time in which to talk politics, and whenever they talked polities they " became angered, and whenever they were: angered they wanted to secede or Enock spots off each other. There wads no one great unifying spirit. There was too much “Maryland, My Maryland,” and “Yan- kee Doodle” and not any “Casey at the Bat.” All the animus that is now di- rected at the umpire class was allow- ed to foment into sectional feeling. A man from Baltimore and a man from Boston could not meet and talk in- curves; they had to talk slaves. Im- agine the benighted state of soclety! It is a wonder that the nation lasted until baseball arose in its might and strength to make of us one great peo- ple! “When Finl.h.’d. Busy persons, forced to defend them- selves' from interminable talkers who have little to say, can appreciate a hint to which Henry IV. of France once re- sorted. A parliamentary deputy called upon him and made a long speech. The king listened patiently for a time, then he decided that his visitor would ‘do well to condense his remarks. He took him by the hand and led him to ‘where they conld see the gallery of the Louvre. “What do you think of that building? When it is finished it will be a good thing, will it not?” “Yes,” replied the man of many words, not guessing what was coming next. “Well, monsieur, that is just the way with your discourse,” was the king’s mild observation. Peculiarities of the Opossum. The American opossum is one of the most curious animals living in the United States. It is the only one that carries its young in a pouch like the kangaroo. It is the only animal that can feign death perfectly. It is re- markable for hanging by its tail like a monkey. It has- hands resembling those of a human being. Its snout is like a hog’s, while its mouth is liber- ally furnished with teeth. Its eyes are like a rat’s, and it hisses like a snake. Little by-Little: The Young Wife (showing her furni- ture)—Here’s the rocking chair for the parlor. Isn’t it just lovely? Mrs. Oldly (rather critically)—But I don’t see any rockers, dear.’ 'l‘hn Young ‘Wife—Oh, they’ll be here next month, You see, we are buying the chair on the installment plan, and we haven't paid for the rockers yet.”—San Fran- cisco Chronicle, Westminster Abbey. The full legal title of Westminster abbey is “the Collegiate Church of St. Peter, Westminster.” Very' few peo- ple have beard the famous burial place so designated. A collegiate church, as distinguished from a parish church, is one that is administered by a “college” of priests instead of an individual rec- tor or vicar.—Westminster Gazette. Another Way. “Why don’t you throw away this old Junk? Tt is of no use to:any one.” “‘But that would make me feel waste- ful.” “Then give it away and feel chari- table.”—Washington ‘Herald. - Exercise {5 the chief ource of fm- provement in all our faculties.—Blair. Philosophy 1s nothing but dseretion. —Selden. Announced Himself. ‘While !ooking for stragglers just as a Welsh regiment was about to sail from Cape Town for England an offi- cer found a. private standing’at atten- “What are you doing. “Please, sir,” tion in a shed. here?’ he was asked. ‘was' the ‘reply, “I nm He was right; he: was a lundtic, and his guard had forgotten him. and gets them is told by’ a writer: “I had the cormorant under observa- tion only for the space of four or five mimutes, ‘and during that short period it had captured four sea trout, all of considerable size. After being under water for a few seconds the bird would reappear with a sea trout wrig- gling in its bill. But in spite of the victim’s desperate efforts to escape it was deftly swallowed, and after a few gulps the cormorant would resume its fishing operations, One 'of the sea trout gave it considerable trouble, how- ever, for the fish struggled. violently for some moments, but was deftly placed so -that its head pointed down its captor’s throat, and thus its own struggles assisted the bird to swallow it. After a time the cormorant raised itself in the water, flapping its wings vigorously, as though to help it pack away its heavy repast, and then rose heavily and winged its way up- stream.” Simple Transaction. “I like de ’pearance o’ dat turkey mighty well,” said Mr. Johnson after a long and wistful study of the bird. Iy deaf. “How could I— What arrangements buy dat turkey?’ Mr. Johhson asked after a pause. “Basy terms 'nough,” said the mar- ketman briskly. “You get him by means o’ a note o’ hand.” “A note o’ hand.” repeated Mr. John- son, brightening up at once. “Do you mean 1 writes it out and pays some time when”— But his hope in this glo- rious prospect was rudely shattered by the marketman. “A mote o’ hand means in dis case,” he said, with disheartening clearness, “dat you hands me a two dollar note, Mr. Johnson, and 1 hands you de tur- key in response to dat note.” A Slap at Whistler. A young San Franciscan, the owner of a large and valuable collection of autographs, once wrote to James Me- Neill Whistler, politely requesting his signature. The letter was sent in care of the London Royal academy, with which the famous American painter was at outs. After four months the letter was returned to the San Fran- cisco address from the dead letter of- fice in Washington. Covering the en- velope was the word, repeated num- berless times, “Unknown.” Fuel In Ancient Rome. The fuel of the ancient Romans was almost exclusively charcoal. This was burned in open pans without grate or flue and gave economical heat for liv- ing rooms and baths. The inconven- ience of chimneys was avoided, and the heat could be easily regulated. T. BEAUDETTE Merchant Tailor Ladies' and Gents' Suits to Order. Freach Dry Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing » Specialty. 315 Beltrami Avenue R. F. MURPHY FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER Office 313 Beltram! Ave. Phone 319-2, WOOD Leave your orders for seasoned Birch, Tam- arack or Jack Pine Wood with S. P. HAYTH Telephone 11 The dusky marketman seemed strange- | could a pusson make dat wanted to| ,'The Security State Ban ) Deposits made on or before March 5th, in the Savings De- ‘partment will draw four months interest at 4 per cent, July 1st. OF BEMIDJI The Merry Musicians ARMORY THEATRE Saturday, Feh. 25 Prices---25¢, 35¢, 50c | | A Bargain Treat In Fine Clothing Now men we urge you to come and get a suit, overcoat or cravenette while the price is low. You dou’t buy any shoddy clothing in this sale— it’s all cut in the height of prevailing fashions and made from fabrics which can only be ex-- celled in suits worth $40 to $50. You Can't Find any Fault With our regular prices from $15.00 to $30.00 and when you see the clothing and at the sale prices of from $1200 to $25.00 you’re simply getting a bargain in the broadest sense of the term. ‘M. 0. Madson & Co. One Priced Clothiers Subseribe for The Pioneer . take advantage of it. The Greatest Opportunity Ever Offared to the Con- sumer Since the Free Wheat in Rome, It Has Arrived At Las SAVE . 0. U. NOTES AND U O NO ONE At an early date we will outline the plan by whxch the large producers, bakers, grocers, manufacturers of food stuffs and necessities of life will share the profits with the consumer rather than with the advertising agencies as they have been doing for a number of years. tunity to collect money paid to advertising agencies amounting to millions of dollars each year will appear in an early issue of the Pioneer. Don’t fail to How you are to have an oppor-