Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 8, 1910, Page 6

Rheumatism Comes From Bad Kidneys| Once Your Kidneys Work Properly, Rheumatism, Kidney Disease and Bladder Trouble Disappear. How To Cure Yourself. It is no_longer necessary to spend months and months undergoing a com- plicated treatment for rheumatism, kidney or bladder trouble, or spend a good many dollars in doctors’ bills. A new treatment can now be ob- tained which seems to act more like a marvel than a medicine. This treat- ment has produced such satisfactory Tesults in a short time that it is now guaranteed from first to last. There should be no more doubt about the rapid cure of rheumatism, no fears of the fatal termination of treacherous kidney disease or dropsy. Rheumatism means nothing more nor less than that your kidneys do not work properly. Your' blood passes through the kidneys hundreds of times a day to be filtered and purified. When the kidneys are weak, the poisons are not taken out of the blood as they should be. This leads to various dis- eases. such as rheumatism, terrible Bright’s disease, diabetes, dropsy and bladder trouble. The new guaranteed treatment is Dr. Derby’'s Kidney Pills. One day’s use of them will prove their remarkable effect. M. T. Ridenour of Lima, Ohio, says: “When I feel bad in my back, I just take a couple of Derby’s Kidney Pills and get immediate relief.” If you have rheumatism anywhere, back pains, cloudy, foul urine, pains in the bladder, Bright's disease or dia- betes, put your whole confidence in Dr. Derby’s Kidney Pills, and you will not be disappointed. Dr. Derby’s Kidney Pills are sold at all drug stores—60 pills—10 days’ treat- ment—25 cents, or we will send them direct from the laboratory of Derby Medicine Co., Eaton Rapids, Mich., prepaid if you wish. If you want to try them first, just tell your druggist to give you a free sample package. M. MALZAHN & CO. e REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE FARMILOANS, RENTALS FARMS AND CITY PROPERTIES 407 Minn. Ave. Bemidii, Minn OM SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER SAFE AND PIANO MOVING Residence Phone 58 8 A Ave. Office Phone 12 EW PUBLIC LIBRARY Open daily, except Sunday and Mon- daylito12a.m.,1to 6 p.m,7 to 9 p. m. Snuday 3 to 6 p. m. Monday 7to 9 p. m. BEATRICE MILLS, Librarian. T. BEAUDETTE Merchant Tailor Ladies' and Gents' Suits to Order. French Dry Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing a Specialty. 315 Beltrami Avenue " HORSES We are ready at all times to fill your horse requirements and make a special feature of uandling the logging trade, Fill your wants at the big Stock Yards market where a large stock is always or hand and where the best prices prevail for good stock . $0. ST. PAUL HORSE CO. $0. ST. PAUL, MIyN. “The House With a Horse Reputation.” WOOD'! Leave your orders for seasoned Birch, Tam- arack or Jack Pine Wood with S. P. HAYTH Telephone 11 William C.Klein Real Estate Insurance Real Estate'& Farm’Loans 0’Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phone{]ig F. M. FRITZ Naturalist Taxidermist Fur Dresser Mounting- Game Heads, Whole Animals, Birds, Fish, Fur Rugs and Horns Decorative and Scientific Taxidermy in all its branches All Work Guaranteed MOTH PROOF and First Class in Every Particular Minnesota Bemidji Kingsley’s Stammering. Charles. Kingsley loved talking, had an enormous degl to say on every con- ceivable subject and longed to say it, But his stammer was always checking him. He gurgled .and gasped and made faces and would sometimes break off in a conversation or a meal, rush out into the -open’air and liber- ate his suppressed emotions by rapid exercise or physical exertion. Yet, as has often beens observed in similar cases, when he had to preach the. stammer subsided.. and, though there was some facial contortion, the flow of the discourse was never interrupt- ed. He said to his friend Tom Hughes: *“I could be as great a talker as any man in England Dut for my stammering. When I am speaking for God in the pulpit or paying by bed- sides 1 never stammer. My stammer is a blessed thing for me. It keeps me from talking in company and from going out as much as I should do but for it.”—G. W. E. Russell'in Winches- ter Guardian. Lisbon In Pepys’ Times. Pepys' Diary gives an unflattering picture of the Lisbon court in his day. On Oct. 17, 1661, he talked with Cap- tain Lambert, fresh from “Portugall,_” who told him it was “a very poor, dirty place—I mean the city and court one of the best jokes ever played on a of Lisbon; * * * that there are no glass windows, nor will they have any; *# * *+ that the king has his meat sent up by a dozen of lazy guards and in pipkins sometimes to his own table and sometimes nothing but fruits and now and then half a hen. And now that the infanta is become our queen she is come to have a whole hen or goose to her table, which is not ordi- nary.” Some few months later, when some “‘Portugall ladys” had come to London, Pepys found them “not hand- some and their farthingales a strange dress. * * * [ find nothing in them that is pleasing, and I see they have learnt to kiss and look freely up and down already and I do believe will soon forget the recluse practice of their own country.” Opportunity. There is a story of a sculptor who once showed a visitor his studio, which was full of gods, some of them very curious. The face of one was entirely concealed by the hair, and there were wings on each foot. The visitor asked this statue’s name. “QOpportunity,” was the reply. “And why is his face hidden?” “Because men seldom know him when he comes to them.” “Why has he wings on his feet?’ “Because he is soon gone and once gone can never be overtaken,” was the reply. We all know the story of the man who sold the old farm which he had barely been able to get a living from during his entire life and his amaze- ment and chagrin when the new own- | er discovered gold upon the land the first week of his ownership. A great many of us are in that very condition with regard to our opportunities if we did but know it.—Washington Star. Pampered Pups. The dog doctor was making out a bill for the month’s expenses of a Japa- nese spaniel. The items were room rent, board, medical attendance and electric light. “Electric light?” exclaimed his sec- retary. “What on earth does a dog need with electric light?” “He doesn't need it at all,” said the doctor, “but his owner has ordered it, and he has been supplied with two eight-candle power lights every even- ing he has been in the hospital. He is one of thcse spoiled pups who were put to bed in a light room in their in- fancy, and now he cannot sleep in the dark. We always have two or three of that kind on hand. They occupy a special ward where the lights burn all night long.”—New York Sun. Collar as a Verb. The verb “collar” has long been used transitively, meaning to ‘“seize or take bold of a person by the collar; more loosely, to capture.” The verb was thus employed early in the seventeenth century. Steele in the Guardian, No. 84, wrote, “If you advised him not to collar any man.” Other instances are Gentleman’s Magazine, 1762, “His lord- ship collared the footman who threw it,”” and Marryat's sentence in ‘‘Peter Simple,” “He was collared by two French soldiers.” A Tenant For Life. “Have you boarded long at this house?” inquired the new boarder of the sour, dejected man sitting next to him. “About ten years.” “I don’t see how you can stand it. ‘Why haven’t you left long ago?” “No other place to go,” said the other dismally. “The landlady’s my.wife.” The Family Scrap Book. Mrs. Sauers (to Willy as minister calls to see Mr. Sauers)—Willy, is your father in? Willy—Yes; hels upstairs looking over your scrap book. Mrs. Sauers (puzzled)—You mean my family account book? Willy—Well, it’s all the same. He and you always have a serap every time he goes over it. “Portrait of a Gentleman.” The Professor—Can you define a gen- tleman, Miss Cutting? The Suffragette (icily)—Certainly. A gentleman was .contemporaneous with the old masters, who often painted ‘his portrait.—Ex- change. ‘ Suited His Temperament. “Grooge is a very grouchy sort of man, isn’t he?” 4 “Yes. Won't even ride in anything but a sulky.”—Baltimore American. Seek knowledge as if thou wert to be tere forever.—Herder. ——— ey Virgil Tricking a Game Warden. When a game warden bought seyen pounds of meat and paid a’dollar’ pound for It he thought he was get- | ting some pretty. convincing evidence against a man In Herkimer county whom he supposed to be.a chronic violator: 0f the game law. ' The pro- tector found this particular piece of | meat in an icéhouse one hot August day, and he spotted it for venison, “What will you take for that chunk of meat?” he asked the owner. 7+ «: “That's a tender piece of meat,” re- plied the woodsman, with a wink at the stranger, “‘and meat is dear way back up here. I wouldn’t part with it for less 'n a dollar a pound.” “Well, give me a pound.” | “Nope; couldn’t do that. It would spile the piece for cookin’ to do that.” The game warden® had to take the whole thing, and he paid $7 for it, sat- isfled that he had caught one of ‘the worst game law violators in the: Adi- rondacks. - Down to .Albany he sent the meat for the forest, fish and game commission to analyze to prove it ven- ison. But it wasn't. It was veal The backwoodsihen tell the story as game protector.—New York Tribune. iy ‘Columns of St. Mah(. Two meinorable granite columns, known as the columns of St. Mark, brought from the Holy Land in 1120 and standing in front of the quay and landing steps of the Piazzeta, have been associated with the fortunes of Venice for many years. At first they lay prostrate for a long time, while no one would undertake to raise them. But a reward offered by the doge at length indiced one Nicolo Barratiero (Nick the Blackleg) to offer his serv- ices. He succeeded and claimed ag his reward the privilege of carrying on between the columns games of chance, elsewhere prohibited by law. To neutralize this as much as possible it was enacted that all public execu- tions should take place on the same spot. One column is surmounted by the Lion of St. Mark. The other car- ries a fine figure of St. Theodore, the patron saint of the city, who stands upon a crocodile and with sword and buckler. gives token that the motto of Venice is “Defense, Not Defiance.” Montevideo English, A letter from a concern in-Monte- video, South America, to a Chicago firm: v “My dear sir: We know; you ask for agents. We can offer you this. Our office has the representation many ar- ticles we can offer .the representation Yyour’s. We ought to know you; we have placemen and gadders whose business is only to sell our articles. Our business is diffused till some bra- silian villages; where tlie american ar- ticles are worth of the hinghest atten- tion. Our mind is that, the diffuse of the news is the best middle for the know; all things; and we don’t stop in middles for its circulation; we have decided the appear of The Commercial Review next issue where you can be felow labourers: and we with no one expendituru; that is; to say always; Yyou dispense us any cassines.” We like “gadders,” as applied to traveling men, don’t you?—Chicago Tribune. He Found His Man. Englishmen are rather fond of pok- ing fun at those parts of Great Britain where other than the Anglo-Saxon ele- ment is dominant, and a favorite sub- Jet for jest is the prevalence of the Jones family in Wales. One of the colleges of Oxford univer- sity was much resorted to by Welsh- men. A man from' another college logking for a friénd went into its quad- rangle and shouted, “Jones!” All the windows looking on the quad rangle fiew open. “l mean John Jones,” searcher. Half the windows closed. “I mean the John Jones who has s toothbrush,” he explained. All the windows closed but one.— Topeka State Journal. said the A Stitch of Pain. A stiteh is s sharp, spasmedic pain in the muscles of the side like the piercing of a needle and is very apt to be produced if exercise is taken im- mediately after a hearty meal. This arises because the nervous energy nec- essary for the proper. working of the muscles in exercise, i§ engaged in an- other direction—namely, in assisting the digestion of the food. Anything that interferes with the proper su])ply of nervous energy Trequired for exer- cise, whether it be debility or the proc- ess of digestion or exhaustion arising from overexertion, is apt to cause this spasmodic pain. " Adam’s Sister, The palm tree has always been ven- erated wherever it grows; in some places it & worshiped. “Honor the palm tree,” says a'Mohammedan writ- er, “for she is your father’s aunt; for this tree was formed of the remainder of the clay from which-Adam was cre: ated.” : ” She Knew. t Farmer Hanks (musingly)—They say the deacon’s wife was & paragon be-| fore he ' married” her, ‘and— Mrs. Hanks—Nothing of the kind! I know' the whole ' family, and: ‘she was: a Smith! \ Always. % Agent — This speedometer. ‘will e able you to know how fast you ari going. Otto Feend—I ‘don’t need one. My bank balance tells me just as well: —Life,: 7 - f A Envy, like flame, blackens that, which is above it and which it cannot reach.: ‘of ex-President Roosevelt, is on his .mined by said City Council of the city of Be- Counsel’s Claim Reduced, +/Chicago, Dec. Judge 8. Cutting. in the probate court, allowed Attorney Clarence A. Knight $95,000 attorney's es for his services as counsellor for the estate of the late Charles T. Yerkes and for Louis Owsley, its ex- ecutor. He had asked $250,000. Abernathy Goes to Washington. * Washington, Dec. 8.—United States Marshal Jack Abernathy of Guthrie, Okla., wolf catcher and personal friend way 'to Washington to attempt to ex- ‘plain charges filed with the attorney general against him. .Fifteen Taken Out Unconscious. - Billings, Mont., Dec. 8.—Fifteen un- second-story window in %&n early morning lodging house fire. Wedding Fees In New York. Large wedding fees are rare even in New York. /Fees of $50 and $100 are considered large. The $1,000 fee when it ‘makes its appearance usually goes to the rector of a wealthy congrega- tion who enjoys a salary of $10.000 or $12,000 a year. Larger fees are some- times given. The man of wealth, ac- tuated by a high regard for his pastor and friend, ‘occasionally gives his check for $2,000 or $3.000 under the guise of -a wedding fee! He wishes to help the minister and knows the money would not.be accepted under any other circumstances. Such gifts, it is need- less to say, are, extremely rare. New York has a few clergymen whose mar- riage fees average $1,200 a year. The pastor of a large Presbyterian church on Broadway has estimated that his fees amount annually to $1,000. These are topnotch figures.—Christian Her- ald, - T NS R AR Children Who Are Sickly. Mothers who value their own comfort and the welfareof their children, should never be without a box of Mother Gray’s Sweet Pow- ders for Children, for use throughout the | season. They Break up Colds. Cure Feverish- | ‘zfie(s:am%onsclgnéou. ’%‘IeeTmhlm‘zfl Disorders, ' © - an tomac] roubles., THESE POWDERS NEVER FAIL. Sold by all Drug Stores 2¢. DOn’t accept any substitute, A | trial- package wtll be sent FREE to any mother who wiil address Allen 5. Olmsted Le Roy, N. Y. NOTICE OF APPLICATION —FOR— LIQUOR LICENSE STATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Beltrami, SS. §flyi of ll“‘l‘]fldjll; otice is hereby given. That application has been made in writing to the city council of said city of Bemidjl and filed in my office, prayingforlicense tp sell intoxicating liguors for the term commencing on Dec. 14th, 1910, and terminating on_ Dec. 14th, 1911, by the following person. and at the following | place, as stated in said application, respect- ively. to-wit: : OLE. ANDERSON' - At and in the front room, ground fl | fgfl'l?é?l ’twa-)smifigcl‘:amf ll‘;!ulldlnz P&’A%gho‘: X townsite BemidH, Minpesote . " °Tieinal Said application will be heard and deter- | I midji at the Council room tn the Cit; sald Oity of Bemidji in Beltrami Oons;uay?nnr{'& i State of Minnesota, on Monday the 12th day | r Dec.. 1010, S iocloc. b. m. of that day. | S,y hand an 2st day ot November, lni“!i'l efanlaioley, this THOS. MALOY. \ City Clerk. 22nd of November and 8th of Dec, conscious men in their nightclothes || were rescued by firemen through a || BTG o & ARRAMRPRAT HEN you wear a suit of clothes, day in and day out, in all kinde of weather, it has to be well made to stand the wear. : Adler’s Collegian Clothes give just this sort of service. This is what has given Col- legian Clothes sach an enviable reputation among young men. They. are very active, and find that these clothes keep their shape and style right through tt.e hard wear. If you don’t know Collegian Clothes, you should get ac- quainted immediately—this fall. ' Come in and try on a suit. Prices are moderate, ranging from $15.00 to $35.00. O'Leary-Bowser Gompany This store is now ready to demon- Brass Craft Pyrography strate to you its usefulness in providing you unmatchable goods for your Holi- day gifts. Many people have made it a practice Post Card Albums Cards of doing their Christmas buying at this Stationery Novelties ity and prices. 100. piece. Haviland e Muslin, Lingn, ~ Paper, Books| Coods 'store for 5 years and they claim it is to their advantage to do so. The time of every holiday buyer will be well spent:in looking through our bright, new selection of up-to-date gifts. .Our Dinnerware Can not be equaled in quality, quan- _ .. $34.00 100 piece Austrian $21.30 and $25:00 - 1I]'l] pica Homer Laughlin $13.50 and $15 ifts for Parots Gifts for Lady Friends - Holmes & Southworths | ifts for Grandma and Grandpa s | Brown’s Dflliv“elfed,iBusyh Stgre 7 Seals, Tags Christmas Boxes . ‘Usefulgifts in the fancy china Bon Bon’s, Salads,’ Cakes,Sugar & Creams, Celery and Spoon Trays. Iron, Mflsicfil, Electrical and Mechanical Toys ~ Gifts-for: Children Gifts for Gentlemen Friends Low ) Santa Claus Headquarters Blocks and: Games | o » L v M. 8- & 4 » = ¢ B b i i i ’! ‘e % | | 1 ¢ ¢