Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 18, 1910, Page 8

DANGER FOR BEMIDII PEOPLE—APPENDICITIS Many Bemidit people have wind or gas in the stomach or bowels, sour stomach or con~ stipation and do not know that these are symptoms of chronic Appendicitis which may any minute become acute. They should ¢ry simple buckthorn bark, glycerine etc,, as compounded In Adler-i-ka, the new Ger- man Appendicitis remedy—A SINGLE DOSE will bring reliet. E. N. French & Co., state that the QUICK action of Adler-i-ka is acon- stant surprise to people. The Angel. Wifie—I am trimming up last year’s hat to save the cost of a new one! Hubby—How good of you! You're a perfect little angel! Wifie—Am 1? Then give me $10 to buy wings. His Impression. Mrs. Knicker—Now, will you remem- ber everything, John? Knicker—Yep. T'm to turn the flowers out at night and sprinkle the car.—Harper's Ba- ar. Far From Upright. Reilly and Coran were ‘“‘having 1t. out”” They had been deadly enemles for years, but ueither had offered to lay hands on the other up to now, both of them being somewhat afraid of the issue. Before they commenced it was stipu- lated that it was to be a fair “stand up™ fight, and with that they started. Coran had it all his own way from the beginning. He kept knocking Reilly down and down again until that worthy was about sick of it. He turn- ed to the bystanders and said. “Sure, an’ wasn’t it to be a fair, stand up tight ? “It was,” returned an onlooker. “Aw’ 'ow, thin, can he be expectin’ me ter foight 'im fairly if he do be knockin' me down all the time?’—Lon- | don Ideals.~ A Precaution. He—They're weighing the anchor. She—I don’t blame them. The trades neople aren't to be trusted nowadays. Century Magazine, waist style. Persian designs. Some That surely is a gift fit for a queen; and think of the comfort a fur affords when the thermometer points below zero. We are offering surprising values. Black Lynx Set Handsome large pillow muff, large scarf $32.50 Real Persian Paw Novelty muff, classy scarf, extra special ? ‘ $27.50 Jap Mink Set Large military scarf, tails and head; large muff $41.50 \§\ — large pillow muff. and best selected in this vicinity. $8.50 1o $12 Silk Waists $6.75 Fancy blouse or tailored styles, in messaline, taffeta, stripes are included in this selection. FURS very pretty checks and Blended Squirrel, River Mink, Opossum and other furs at $5.00 and up-. 325 Blue American Opossum Set $13.75 Exceptionally suitable for gifts to school girls and very stylish and good looking. The set con sists of pretty shawl collar with heads in front, and We claim to show the most representative line ‘of merchandise T Guanet§ Women's and Children's Ready-to-Wear Garments Bemidji, Minn. — s who was within a few years from one Vrain- Lucas no fewer than 27.000 auto- graphs. A. M. Broadley tells the story |in his *“Chats on Autographs:" *“Be- ginning with a supposed correspond- s There Was No Applause, i Just before the operation began the operating surgeon said to the students, “Now, gentlemen, no applause, if you please.” When he was convalescing the pa- tlent declared that that warning re- mained his, most vivid impression of the ordeal. “I wondered then how any human being could have the heart to applaud an act that had brought another face' to face with death, but later 1 under- stood. On account of heart trouble they did not dare administer an anaes- thetic, so I was conscious of every- thing, and in spite of the pain I re- alized that the surgeon was doing a mighty skillful piece of work. No wonder the students wanted to ap- plaud. They were justified in it. “+*Some years ago they would have clapped the house down after an ex- hibition of that kind, an old hospital attendant told me, ‘but nowadays doc- tors discourage any such demonstra- tion.’ ”—New York Sun. Forgery In Excelsis. The most remarkable literary for- on Michael Chasles. a French scien- Chasles, in his dotage, purchased ence between the youthful Newton and Pascal, Vrain-Lucas proceeded to fabricate letters of Rabelais, Montes- quieu and La Bruyere. Before he had finished M. Chasles became the posses- paper made in France, of Julius Cae- sar, Cleopaira, Mary Magdalene and even of arus after his resurrec- tion.” Vrain-Lucas was sentenced to two years’ imprisonment, and among other forged manuscripts from his pen there were produced in court letters from Alexander the Great, Herod. Pompey. Judas Iscariot, Sappho, Pon- tius Pilate and Joan of Are! The Llama With a Saddle. In his native country the llama is trained as a beast of burden, and in this capacity is very useful for, hard and wiry by nature. he can carry as much as a 160 pounds. As a mount. too. he is quite easy to train. Indeed. both the llama and the oneiko take to the saddle as to the manner born when once they have assured them- selves that their teacher wishes them well. Their most striking peculiarity as saddle animals, however, is a strong objection to having their heads in any way pulled about by their riders. So long as their mouths are left alone they will amble along quite contented- ly at a fair rate of speed, but if they are ridden by some one with a heavy hand they show a tendency to stop at once, whipping round in a manner dis- tinctly disconcerting to those who do not quite realize what-is going to hap- pen.—Wide World Magazine. Turn About. In a certain southern city the col- ored servants, as a rule, go to their own homes at night. Thescook in the family of a clergyman not ouly does this, but of late has arrived at the rectory too late to cook breakfast. Hence her mistress lately told her that for each breakfast missed there would be a reduction in her weekly wages. Dinah passively assented to this, but next day the mistress heard the maid next door suy to her: *“’'Pears to me you get to work mighty late.” “I gets to work when I gets ready,” was the reply. “How does you manage about de brekfus?" *QOh. I pays de missus to cook de brekfus.’ ”—Housekeeper. . A Schoolboy’s Story of Jonah. A school board boy, competing for one of the Peek prizes, evolved " this confusion of widely different events. He had to write a short biography of Jonah, and he produced the follow- ing: “He was the father of Lot and had two wives. One was called Ish- male and the other Hagher. He kept one at home and turned the other into the dessert, when she became a pillow of salt in the daytime and a pillow »f fire at night.”—From Wheatley's *Lit- erary Blunders.” Her Diplomacy. “You could make my future bright- er,” he said, looking at her longingl; . “I could say the same,” she replied. looking down. “How?” he asked eagerly. “Well; an engagement ring with a diamond in it would belp some.” she admitted.—Boston Herald. What She Did Wish. “Well, why don’t you say you wish you were a man?’ asked Mr. Potts during a little discussion he was hav- ing with his spouse about some mat- ters of domestic management, “Because I don’t wish anything of the sort,” she retorted; “I only wish you were one!” 3 Quick Both Ways. ant, John, who had complained of his temper, “I -am sure, John, it is nae suner on than it’s off.” “Aye” said John; “but, laird, it's nae suner off than it's on.” Not at All Necessary. "What was the cause of the quarrel with your husband?" “I want you to understand,. judge, that when we want to fight we don't have to have a cause.”—New York Press. A sip is the most that mortals are permitted trom any goblet of delight.— Alcott. gery on record was perpetrated in 1870 | Dainty Dance Frocks For the Thanksgiving Ball Silk Waists on Sale Friday $6 fo S8 Waists at $4.25 Tailored or fancy styles of taffeta, messaline and and nets, in black and all shades, blouse or shirt sor of letters in French, and wriiten on | A Scutch laird once said to his serv- |- jewels grows. jewe's. that to trade here means a jewels that we have. Her Evidence. “I had a colored wowman before me as a complaining witness.,” sald a criminal court judge. *She had a man held for trial by a city magistrate on the charge that he had attacked her with a pair of scissors. ‘He mout’ near gouge mah eye out. jedge,’ she said to me. ‘Jes’ come at me lak a lion. he did, a-roarin’, suh. He poke me in de face wiv dem scissors, jedge, not once, but for four or five times. FHe jes’ cut up my face lak it was a yahd of ribbon, jedge. The magistrate what held him to dis heah court says he nevah did hear tell of no more dang'- ous man.’ “Well. T looked her over. She had a wide. smooth, yellow face that didn’t have a mark on it. 1 told her to re- peat her story. and she went all over it again, telling how the man had slashed her face with that pair of scissors. “But, madam.' I said. ‘there isn’t a mark on your face.' “‘Marks!" sald she indignantly. ‘Marks! What 1 care for mark: me ask you dat? 1 got witnesses, 1 tell you.’”"—New York Cor. Cincinnati Times-Star. She Had Courage. A self possessed young woman who knew no French strolled into one of the larger downtown cafes. She spoke to the waiter in that decisive tone which distinguishes the initiated and glanced over the French bill of fare with the nonchalant air of a Pa- risienne. “I'll have,” she began firmly as she plunged into the sea of French dishes —*I'll. have—let me see. Oh, yes, I'll have some bisque tortoni. a 'sultana roll, pommes de terre and a little of that fromage. - And, garcon, you might as well bring me a cup of coffee.” The waiter gasped. He started to speak, but the young woman froze him with one of those icy stares peculiar to the thoroughly sophisticated. And the order arrived—two kinds of ices., boiled potatoes and a piece of cheese. But she ate it as if she had been used to that sort of diet all her life.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Stories on Doctors. 8ir Arthur Conan Doyle told several good stories of old fashioned practi- tioners he knew. There was one man, he said, who never used to wash out the half emptied bottles returned to bhim, but emptied them into one huge jar, from which he dispensed this mix- ture of medicines to his ‘more obscure patients. “It is like grapeshot)” he said; ‘‘one of them is sure to hit.” There was another man who. used to say, “When my patients are alive I don’t know what is the matter with them and when they die I don’t know whether they are dead.” That was like the medical man who said to a lady whose husband he had been at- tending, “Madam, 1 have a very strong And with each generation, novelties elsewhere in the city. 116 Third St. Your Friends Prefer Jewelry to any Other Gift‘ For thousands of years—as far back as historical records go—the universal token of love and frienship has been precious stones and jewels age and generation, g-ms and jewels have held a charm more alluring than money, land, merchandise or any other form of wealth Every achievement in hfe is as:ociated with gifts of beautiful jewels—a diminutive ring for the baby; bracelets, ar d neck chains for birthday remembrances; at gradua- tion, perhaps a five watch; a diamond ring announces the marriage engagemeant; and at the wedding, the crowning event of 2'l, a multitude of precious gems, stones and Search the gamut of human wants and yon will find no ¢ift so acreptable as jew- elry. Good jewelry is a heritage that is handed down from generation to generation and an endur.ng remembrance of the giver. When you wish to select jewelry for your friends or relatives, come to this store. You can find dependable jewelry here; you can not find so large a line or so many In many instances a comparison will demonstrate considerable cash saving. If you are unfamiliar with jewelry, we will be g'ad t» help you to make tasteful selections. On the other hand, if you are accustomed to buying rings, lockets, brace- lets, watches, etc., so much the better. You will appreciate the more keenly the high-quality of our goods and our up-to-date selections. Needless to say, every article of merchandise we se'l is warranted to be exactly as represented. There's no cha ce for deception at this store. Our line i particularly iuteresting in rings, brooches, bracelets, necklaces, lockets, pins, watches and late novelties. We are local agents for the famous Hamilton, Rockford and South Bend Watch. Come and visit our store. whether or not you are ready to purchase jawelry. Bring your friends along. We take pleasure in thowing the many beautiful gems and GEO. T. BAKER & CO. i Manufacturing Jewels and Manu‘facturing‘ Agents Near the Lake belief Thai your husband is dead. but | if it is your wish I have no objection to a consultation.” Cute Little Girl. One day while Katherine's mother was ill a cup ot beef tea was prepared for her. but Katherine fancied it and drank almost all of it. Her father ‘was about to scold her when her moth- er said: “Never mind; it does me just as much good to see her drink it.” Shortly after this a dose of castor oil was prepared ‘for Katherine, and she poured it iuto her doll's mouth. “Why Katherine,” said her aston- ished mother, “what did you do that for?" “That’s all right.” Katherine replied. “it will do me just as much good if she drinks it."—Boston Herald. The Danger of Criticism. If you simply cannot help criticising at least be caretul In selecting your vietim. A magazine editor to whom O. Hen- ry hud promised a story many times without delivering it sat down one day and wrote him thus: “My Dear O. Henry—If 1 do not re- ceive that story from you by noon to- day I am going to put on my No. 11 shoes and come down and kick you down your own stairs. 1 never fail to keep my promises.” Whereupon O. Henry replied: “I, too, would keep my promises if [ could do all my work with my feet.” —Chicago Tribune, Idleness. It is an undoubted truth that the less one has to do the less one finds time to do it in. One yawns, one procras- tinates, one can do it when one will. and therefore one seldom does it at all. whereas those who have a great deal of business must buckle to it, and then they always find time enough to do it in. The Hardest Thing. “What's the hardest thing about roller skating when you're learning?” asked a hesitating young man of the instructor at a rink. . “The floor.” answered the attendant. A Dilemma. ‘Irishman (as some one knocks at his door)—Shure, if 1 don’t answer it's some wan to give wme a job, an’ if I do it's the landlord after the rint.”’—Lon- don Punch. For the Serious Moment. “I hear he refused to take chloroform wheh he was operated on.” “Yes; he said he'd rather take it when he paid his bill.” Harsh words are like hailstones in summer, which, if melted, would fer- tilize the tender plant they batter down. the seatiment att ched to the giving and owning of To every race in every KNOWN VALUES PUBLISHERS CLASSIFIED ADVERTIS- ING ASSOCIATION PAPERS ‘WE ARE MEMBERS Papers in all parts of the States and Canada. Your wants supplied—anywhere any, time by the best mediums in the country. Get our membership lists—Check papers We do_the rest. Publishers Classified Advertising Associas tion, Buffalo, N. Y. New-Cash-Want-Rate ',-Gent-a-Word Where cash accompanies copy we will publish all “Want Ads” for half- regular rate of one ceut a word will be charged. SVERY HOME HAS A WANT AD For Rent--For Sale--Exchange --Help Wanted--Work Wanted -=Etc.--Etc. ( HELP WANTED. WANTED—Middle aged or elderly lady as housekeeper, for elderly man. Have good home six miles north of Bemidji. S. A. Phelps, Rural Route No. 1, Bemidji, Minn. Experienced dressmaker wants sew- ing bv day or week. Call at 318 Minnesota avenue. FOR SAL- | EOR SALE—A few full blooded Rhode Island red cockerels. Wil- liam Cassler. Phone 40876. See H. M. Young for residence lots in Rose Miloe Add. Weekly or monthly payments. FOR SALE—Large coal stove. Can be seen at Tom Smart’s stor- age house. FOR RENT. FOR RENT—House 1103 .Miss. Ave. Inquire of H. M. Young. FOR RENT—Furnished roo! Heated. 110 Sixth St. House for rent. Frank Lane. LOST and FOUND LOST—Pocket book between Red Lake Depot and Brown’s restaur- ant, finder return to this office. FOUND—Gold watch chain with locket. Call at this office.