Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 10, 1910, Page 4

Now-Cash-Want-Rate ',-Cent-a-Word Where cash :\uomp:\mes «,op{l we will publish all “Want Ads" for half- cent a word per insertion. Where cash does not accompany copy the regular rate of one ceut a word will be charged. EVERY HOME HAS A WANT AD For Rent--For Sale--Exchange --Help Wanted--Work Wanted --Etc.--Etc. HELP WANTED. WANTED—Young men to learn automobile business by mail and prepare for positions as chaffeurs and repair men. We make you expert in ten weeks; assist you to secure position. Pay big; work pleasant; demand for men great; reasonable; write for particulars and sample lesson. Empire Auto- mobile Institute, Rochester, N. Y. WANTED—-Able bodied men be- tween the ages of 18 and 35, who are permanant residents of the city of Bemidji to enlist in Company K Minnesota National Guard* For further information call on Captain Otto at the post- office. WANTED—Lady stenographer of fair education. Address box 501 Bemidji Minn. WANTED—Good girl for general house work. Mrs. H. W. Bailey 605 Minnesota. WANTED —Girl for house work. 1118 avenue. WANTED—Boy to work in store— inquire Schneider Bros. WANTED—Lady cook. Apply Star Theater. WANTED—Bookkeeper at Schnei- der Bros. general Bemidji FOR SALE. FOR SALE—Eight room house at 918 America avenue. House is well built and in good repair. One half cash, balance easy terms. $2,000 buys the place. C. J. Pryor. FOR SALE OR TRADE—Choice Nymore Lots; for price and par- ticulars write to —J. L. Wold, Twin Valley, Minn, FOR SALE—About May 10th 3 good heaters, one medium size and two large stoves. Inquiue at Pioneer office. FOR SALE—Rubber stamps. The Pioneer will procure any kind of a rubber stamp for you an short notice. FOR SALE—Four room cottage and two lots at 1117 Doud avenue. Price $950. C. J. Pryor. FOR SALE—30 foot gasoline launch with 16 H. P. engine. J.S. Paul Bemidji—R. F. D. FOR SALE—My residence, corner Seventh St. and America Ave. J. S. Hanson. FOR RENT. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms 515—3rd street. FOR RENT—Eight room house. C.J. Pryor. an The man who had been keeplng his seat In a Lexington avenue car, the seats of which were well occupied by women, spoke at last to the woman hanging on to a strap and who had been eying him intently for some time, “I know 1 ought to get up and let you have my seat, madam,” he said, “but I'm pledged against that sort of thing. 1 have just joined the ‘Sit Still club,’ an organization we have formed in Harlem, and if 1 should violate the solemn obligation I took when 1 be- came a member of that body I should be expelled and held up to the execra- tion of all other members.” “That s all right, sir,” replied’ the woman. “You mustn't mind my look- ing at you so hard. 1 am a member of the ‘Stand and Stare club.’ " After which she continued to stand and stare at him in such a fierce man- ner that he finally got up, waved her into his seat and said, “I guess I'll re- sign from my club and join yours right now, madam.”—New York Press. A Throne and a North Wind. Long had Gustavus Vasa .sought to rouse his fellow countrymen, the Swedes, against the infamous Danish tyrant Christian, whose memory will always be linked with that of the “blood bath” of Stockholm. But the brave Gustavus found his compatriots cowardly and slow. An outlaw him- self, no veice was raised in the assem- bly in his faver. He called upon the people to fight, but they sat sullen around him. Suddenly a cold wind rose from the north, and an old coun- tryman cried, “God approves of the designs of Vasa, for a north wind is always a happy presage.” These sim- ple words acted like magic. The men flew to arms and prayed Gustavus to lead them against the Danes. In a few days he had collected an army large and brave enough to give battle to the formidable troops of the king of Den- mark. Victory was theirs from the first, and the capture of Stockholm in 15623 placed the crown of Sweden upon Vasa’s head.—Pearson’s Weekly. West Pointers on the Battlefield. One thing of which all West Pointers felt proud was the brotherly love and kindness shown by both sides to fel- low graduates when taken prisoners or when otherwise in distress. I have heard the story told of Fitzhugh Lee that on one occasion when scouting with a squadron of cavalry in the de- batable country between Fairfax Courthouse and Alexandria he cap- tured a picket of a similar commander under Tom Height and learned that the latter was taking breakfast in a farmhouse. Fitz went in alone, found Tom at table with his back to the door, 80 he was able to get up to him and slap him on the* back before saying, “I think, Tom, you-might have put out one picket.” They took breakfast to- gether, and then Fitz sent an escort to conduct him to the Federal lines and bring back his horse, having of. course first paroled him. This was to save him from Libby prison.—General S. W. Ferguson in Metropolitan Magazine. Champagne Corks. Champagne corks are made of the very finest Catalonia corkwood. When the tree of that wood is planted, thirty years must elapse before it becomes fit for the first stripping of the bark, and even then the cork is of no use, belng much too coarse. After eight years more a second crop arrives, but that again is of but poor quality, and efght years more, making forty-six years in all, must pass before the grower can reap any material benefit from the tree. Then, again, the great- est care Is necessary for the manufac- ture of the best champagne corks be- cause should they be defective in size and shape the quality of the wine will suffer. For that reason they are mot made by machinery, like the ordinary cork, but are cut by hand, as finer ‘work can be done that way.—Philadel- phia Ledger. LOST and FOUND STRAYED--One black horse weight 1500 lbs.,with one white hind foot. Reward offered for return. Notify Bemidji Lumber Company, LOST—Small gold locket with ring attached. Return to Rev. S.E. P. White tor suitable re- ward, MISCELLANEOUS WILL EXCHANGE—Partly im- proved farm Jand near Bemidji, good location, for unimproved land or timberland. Box 791. Money to loan on farm lands, no delay. Address P. O. box 405 Bemidji, Minn. WANTED—Two rooms furnished for light housekeeping. Inquire at Pioneer. Want Ads FOR RENTING A PROPERTY, SELL- ING A BUSINESS OR CBTAINING HELP ARE BEST. Pioneer Mazarin and His Pictures. Perhaps no more ardent lover of plc- tures ever lived than Cardinal Mazarin, minister of the regency during the mi- nority of Louis XIV. Being told that he had but two months to live, he was soon after seen in his nightecap and dressing gown, tottering along the gal- lery, pointing to his pletures, exclaim- ing: “Must I quit all these? Look at that Correggi; this ‘Venus’ of Titian; that incomparable ‘Deluge’ of Caraceci! Farewell, dear pictures, that I have loved so dearly and that cost me so much!” Exaggerated. Among the begging letters recently recelved at the office of a benevolent soclety was one running thus: “This unfortunate young man is the only son of a widow who died child- less, and his earnings maintain his aged father and infant brothers, whose sole support he 1s.” The secretary of the society wrote on the margin of the epistle the following note: “The circumstances of the case are evidently exaggerated.”—London Tat- ler. The Combination. Fellaire (formerly Rusty Rufus)— Well, what do you want? Tuffold Knutt—You wuz kind ’'nough wunst, mister, to give me a dollar an’ a kick. Ef the two go together, sir, I'm ready fur ’em again.—Chicago Tribune. He Didn’t Go. Magistrate—The next person who In- terrupts the proceedings of this court . Will be expelled from the room. Pris- oner — Hoo-rayl Whooper-ee! Now lemme go!—Illustrated Blits, You never have to go out of your way to walk to the right.—Salt Lake Tribune. The Poor Hungry Fish. “Here is an interesting thing that fappened last summer to a friend and myself,” said a New Yorker, *“We had gone on a fishing trip in a rowboat, but it seemed that either all the fish were at another place or were not hun- gry. We decided if those fish were not hungry we were. We had taken our luncheon, as wise fishermen will, and in order to keep the bread as fresh as possible had left it in loaf form. My friend asked me to pass it to him, and in doing so the loaf of bread went overboard. We made out the best we could without the bread and later row od to anotier place to fan, On ous! way back we passed the place whnere W3 lost our bread. Then we saw the sight of our lives. On each side of the loaf of bread stood a big fish, and for as far as we could see there was a great line of small fish, We wondered what It was, and then the thought dawned on us—those fish had formed a “bread line” and the two large fish 'Were dealing out the bread. After that we didn’t have the heart to try to catch any of those poor, hungry fish.” They Mu-( Be Hardy, An official of the department of agrl- culture veferred at a dinner in Wash. fogton to fhe amateur florists who spring up In the suburbs every spring by thousands. “More florists perhaps than flowers spring up,” he sald. Gave [t In Full. An old Scottish minister took it Intc his head ‘to marry his housekeeper His precentor being 1ll on_the day when the banns were to be proclaimed the minlster, not caring to make the Intimation himself, avranged with hfs I:erd boy to do it. “Now,” he sald “you just call out In a loud volce, ‘Proc: lamation of marriage between the Rev Mr. Murray of this parish and Jean Lowe o' the same!" Ha, ha!” laughed the minlster as l;e ‘concluded. “Wha'd hae thocht It!” -~ The Sabbath came round, and the congregation gssembled When the nioment arrived the lad, whe had duly preparad himself, rose and called out: “Proclumation of marrlage between the Rev. Mr. Murray of this parish and Jean Lowe o' the samel Ha, ha!” he laughed, thinking this to be Atlantic, the angler has béen glven a | varlety of names. On the Massachu-|* setts coast it {8 known as goosefish, nassfish, monkfish, pocketlish, wide.| to kindle his brain of a wolf, and he FUNERAL DIRECTORS gut, kettlemaw and widegap. Thomas :‘;: :;;mnz“::;liruoll:“:;emhlllilv ‘;“fi:’e‘oflfif 117 Third Street Pennant, wl 776 Wi “Brit- i z : Ish Z00logY." 1 mof ke 4o name of | Jore as much as e can it great,| A7 Bhane 318, Wishtpones 118, 4as fishing frog, then applied to the fish, | MONStrous, law driven machine, civili- so he “changed the old name of fishing | Zation. frog for the more simple one of an-| fenseless agninst him. eler.” busy afield he creeps in and pillages If need be he kills. Still Cool. The Funah Tramp, The vagabond who is kin to the wolf 18 a special product of civilization, sland te) 1l ; : 2 g::::cf,c..t dmt"r-m l't ’:h:ec:;?}]:en":: You do not meet him i England or molligut. Jamaica bay calls it the car.| Germany, tliough something like him petbagger. England, Ireland, Scotland | €X1St8 among the half yellow Slavs of and Wales all bave thelr local names. Rn'ssia. Het‘”tehmm?“f(ljy Il‘mlm.nl:-’ez:ai The names of the English glve.to this | ©'Y sense o GH“O' :e ds e one fish are expressive of its habits, to | 38ainst soclety. He has had som 5 say the least. They call it toadfish, ucation—few Frenchmen can escape it. frog, fishing frog, devilfish, sea devil, He has read a little, perbaps enough The lonely farmhouses are de When all are He has a distinct “In a seed shop oue day I heard one of these amateurs complain about the last batch of seeds he had bought. Aft- er he had ended his complaint he be-| Ined. &an to ask floral questions. “‘Oh, by the way,’ he said, ‘what 18 a hardy rose? “‘It Is.one,” growled the dealer, ‘that doesn’t mind your wife pulling it up by ‘the roots every day to see if it has begun to grow yet. " at6 p.m We Close Goats Pongee coats for the light frocks, luxurious long and easy flowing. $18 values...... Sibapuitasy $12.25 $20 values. $25 values. From fitting long coats chev- iots and tweeds; gray, brown and blue; $25 and $20 values take an after sea- son price at.. $12-75 Short coats of tweeds and cheviots at other times sold for $10.00 B ..$6.75 For stout women a truly tailored coat finest grade Pan- ama, lined throughout a $15.00 a part of the proclamation, “Wha'd hae thocht it?” The effect on the min- Ister and the, congre;atlon can be Imag: Freaks of the Sea. The freaks of the sea are the anglers and bat fishes. The people of North Carolina have aptly named the angler the alimouth, for the tail begins where {1 should say so! the mouth ends. Inhabiting the north Bits, Stits. Stylish Man tailored wash suits in a splendid variety of linens, natural colors also Repp’s Crashes and Ramie linen coats are 32 and 34 inches - long, skirts 9 and 11 gored, full plaited. Coats have large pearl buttons, also shaped collars and lapels. Suitsguar- anteed to give the best of ser- vice and satisfaction. Prices, $5, $8, $10 and Up Black and gray suits for stout women; coats are satin aild silk lined through, full Hook—1 understand he married 2 cool million. Cook—Yes, but he’s com- plaining now because he hasn't been able to thaw out any of it.—Illustrated A Green Old Age. live to a green old age? Jack—Well, He was swindled three times after he was seventy. Magazine. Halley's Comet Will Never Strike Yo as favorable nor as satisfactory as will this after season Underpricing Event; a truly welcome star the biggest, brig htest shining light of all; not the science of the stars but the science of style; every model a star, making a grand flash in the Gloak, Suit and Dress World; truly a Comet that should hit you. Dresses Among the least expensive k f gf g}: us;l 2 t1'ocks is $1 4 75 Simple little taffeta and pongee dresses, that are all hand tailored snappy and alls'ty]e $16-50 The much tulked about changeable taffetas and fou- forred now at .. 922.50 The modest sum of $2.25 buys a pretty wash dress that hatred for those who work and garner As he passes he fires the hayricks— barns and .buildings go up in smoke. That s where the Latin shows in him Once out of the law he is an anarch.|, 8o long as he is cross tied in innumer: able acts of parllament the Latin is ‘Mabel—And dld your grandfather | merry and amiable. When the ropes are off he makes revolution—or fires hayricks.—Vance Thompson in Outing The One Exira! Exiral Special! Silk Petticoats, $4.75 Guaranteed taffeta in black and all popular shades, also changeable effects, very full with 12-inch compound flounce and underlay dust ruffle. Silk kimonas, $3.75 Loose styles in silk kimonas, oriental and floral designs, trimmed with bands of satin ribbon. Ladies’ hose double sole and BISIAR & MURPHY Calis Answered at All Hours Best Store plaited, $32 and $34 suits, take Agu?trigfe‘for each $24’50 saves many a weary stitch to the home seamstress. high spliced ankle, perfect fit, double process dye, per sc oo $11.25 Our coats in Irish linens, French linens, crashes and repp’s deserves your attention $2,50 $4 $8 and up, White serge’ coats for dress occasions, tailored and very Linen tub dresses that -are Children’s . hosiery . that mothers buy every day in the week at 20c per pair, 110} ) SERR ........: ..... .14c Infant’s hose, onyx fadeless dye, blue, pink, red, white, black. Regular 20c 1 4 values, per pair now...... C May Sale of Underwear Price Savings are Generous and Nothing Reserved Our entire stock of high grade muslins go on sale tomorrow morning at the greatest May concessions ever offered, Every woman acquainted with undermuslins knows the high grade quality of materials and trimmings, as well as the Perfect Fit represented by Crane & Co. undergarments. This Sale Includes the Famous Art. & Siller Tailored Styles, in Princess Slips, Combinations, Drawers, Skirts and Gowns. It is indeed a rare opportunity for the June Bride and the Sweet Girl Craduate as well as for Every Woman who is in a position to lay in a full stock of summer underwear. Reduction prices run like this: Princess Slips $1.50 for regular $2.00 values Bl k and whi checfigd 2:11“: atte $19 65 Irish linen dresses, smoke and pearl button trimmed; but- side. ... $8.25 Russian styles, were good the soasen, at.... $28.00 Skirts $1.50 for regular $2.00 values $2.00 for regular $3.00 values $3.75 for regular $5.00 values $6.850 for regular $7.50 values Combinations $1.00 for regular $1.50 values $1.78 for regular $2.50 values $2.50 for regular $3.50 values $3.78 for regular $5.00 values $1.78 for regular $2.50 values $2.80 for regular $3.50 values $3.00 for regular $4.00 values Infant’s white wear goes into this sale at 15 per cent Reduction. made dresses (6 mo. to 3 yrs.)---regular price 75c to $4.50. hand Infant’s Women’s knit underwear in combinations and separate garments, French finished union suits at 95¢, $1.15, $1.35. Vests at 13c, 18c, 28c and 45c. .. Everything Ready-to-Wear v .