Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 28, 1908, Page 2

) Do Not Trifle With a Cold s good advice for men and women. It may be vital in the case of u child. Long experience has proven that there is noth- ing better for colds in children than Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy It is a favorite with many mothers and never disappoints them. It contains no opium or other narcotic and may be given with implicit confidence. Barker’s Drug Store THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER! PUBLISHED NVERY AFTERNOON, OFFICIAL PAPER---CITY OF BEMIDJI BEMIDJI PIONEER PUBLISHING CO. CLYDE J. PRYOR I A. G. RUTLEDGE Business Manager Managing Editor Totered In the postofiice at Bemidii. Minc.. as second class matter, SUBSCRIPTION---85.00 PER ANNUM OBSERVATIONS. [By “Doc”] Some men just can’t foota bill without kicking. No, Alonzo, a nervous woman isn’t necessarily nervy. A wedding in an insane asylum must be the madness of love. The trouble with a jealous woman is that she can’t keep the lid on. By the bloom on a man’s nose you may recognize his distaste for water. The ties that bind some actors together belongs to the railway com- Ppanies. It is easier for a man to acquire a bad reputation than it is for the children to live it down. Nothing hurts a woman more than to have a man tell her that she is nothing but a woman. An insurance agent gets a Car- negie medal for bravery. As if insurance solicitors weren’t all heroes. An indrustrious man can easily earn his own living, but the trouble is he usually has to earn a living for alot of others, Bishop Fallows recommends everyone to sing. ‘“Christian psy- chology” doesn’t pretend to be pain- less in its methods. Overloaded. A United States senator had been Inveighing at a dinner against long speeches, “But, senator,” said a congressman, “you can’t accuse me of ever having made too long a speech, can you?” The senator smiled. “Perhaps not,” he said, “and again— but did you ever hear about the tem- perance lecturer? No? “Well, you must_know that there was a temperance lecturer in Maine who visited Ellsworth and lectured. He hit out pretty hard from the shoul- der at these so called moderate drink- ers, and at the end of his remarks an Ellsworth man took him aside and sald in an aggrieved tone: “‘Look here, Jim, I am a moderate drinker, as all the town knows, and to many people it is going to seem as if a good part of your lecture was pointed straight at me. What did you want to do it for, Jim? You never saw me with wore on board than T could carry.’ “‘What's that? said the temperance lecturer. “‘You never saw me with a bigger load than I could carry, did you? “The lecturer frowned. ‘Well, no' he sald slowly, ‘but I have seen you when I thought yowd done better to go twice for it’” Wirelecs Money Lending. One of the most Intercsting types on the American track is the professional money lender. Money lending is ab- solutely forbidden, and so the entire transaction wust be conducted sub rosa, but if a person who s on goes broke and he has some article of jew- elry of value with him it is easy for bim to realize money on it. The lender Is an frreproachably Iressed person who sits on the grand- stand with the rest of the crowd and is known In his true colors only to the babltues of the track. A man who wants some eapital makes an unobtru- slve sign to it and twirls a ring he may be we: 2 at the time. Shortly afterward Loth will proceed to a res- taurant, where, for the benefit of on- lookers, they will greet each other as ordinary acquaintances. The exchange is then made over the drink they order; the loan broker has the ring and the bettor his capifal. If the latter caslies 1o on the next race he will return thy money and the agreed upon premium and will receive back his ring.—From “The People and the Ponles,” by C. F. Peters, In Boliemian, Fault of a Woman's Watch. Alss Hiborn—Tt seems to run very well for about a day and a half, and then it will not go at all. Watchmak- er—Yes; It should be wound occasion: ally.—Jewelers’ Circular-Weekly. Correct. Teacher—What hecame of the chil- dren of Agamemnon? Puvil (after ma- ture deliberation)—I think they're dead by this time. A e JAIL TERMS OMITTED. Freight Broker and His Clerk Fined for Rebating. Kansas City, Jan. 2 —Qeorge L. Thomas, a freight broker of New York city, and L. B. Tagegart, his clerk, pleaded guilty in the United States district court here to the charge of conspiring to pay rebates to shippers. Judge Smith McPherson then fined ‘Thomas $7,000 and Taggart $4,000, omitting jail sentences previously as- sessed. Both defendants were in court and after sentence was passed checks covering the fines were ten- dered and accepted by the judge. Thus ends the case against these men. The jail sentence, which was omitted, was the first sentence of im- prisonment ever passed for rebating. Thonas and Taggart were tried and ceevicted a year ago and were given Jall sentenrces in addition to fines. An appeal was taken and a new trial granted on a technicality. When the sevond trial of the case was called the defendants pleaded guilty and Judge McPherson in passing sentence im- posed the fines mentioned and omit- ted the jail sentences, saying he was convinced the men were only the “‘cat's paws” of the rallroads. Judge McPherson took occasion to say that he believed the firms that accepted the rebates were as guilty as the defendants and the railroads and that he had never been able to understand why they had not been in- dicted by the grand jury. He would have liked, he said, to have had the members of these firms before him with power to pass sentence upon them. “The railroads,” declared Judge McPherson, “are hounded to death with rebate seekers. They are not entirely to blame for all the rebating that has been done.” FOUL PLAY SUSPECTED. Second Mysterious Disappearance at Janesville, Wis. Janesville, Wis., Jan. 2 .—Thus far no trace of Josephine Malone, the dressmaker who mysteriously disap- peared Wednesday night, has been dis- covered, despite the fact that her two brothers have searched .every foot of the river bank from the Court street bridge to the Mongorey dam. Aside from her muff and a white fur which belonged to her mother nothing has been found and no rcason can be as- signed for her disappearance. Miss Malone was between forty and forty- five years of age and moved into the city from a farm seven miles north of here several years ago. The last seen of her was when she was leaving the bome of the Hayes family shortly after 9 o'clock, starting for home over the Court street bridge. Court street bridge is the one upon which Madeline Odell Clayton is sup- posed to have met her death. That she disappeared in the same mysteri- ous manner has given rise to a theory that when her body is found foul play will be discovered. Later the body of Miss Malone was found in the river. WOMAN GOES TO PRISON. Pleads Guilty to Grand Larceny at Minneapolis. Minneapolis, Jan. /. — Augusta Fahrm, the young woman who was arrested a few weeks ago charged with embezzling several thousand dol- lars from a steamship agency by which she was employed, pleaded guilty to grand larceny in the second degree when arraigned in the Hen- nepin district court and was sen- tenced to one year and four months in the state prison. In answer to questions by the court Miss Fahrm said she was thirty-three years of age; that she embezzled ap- proximately $2,000, all of which she had spent. Before imposing sentence Judge Holt commented upon the fact that Miss Fahrm’s home influence had been good and that she had arrived at an age of discretion. Under the circumstances, he said, he could do nothing but impose a sentence in the state prison. Miss Fahrm was stylishly gowned in a brown walking suit when she appeared in court. She wore patent leather shoes and a large picture hat. FINAL DECREE ENTERED. Court Dissolves Association of Win- dow Glass Workers. Cleveland, Jan. . .—A final decree was-entered in the suit of the Cutters and Flatteners against the Amalgamat- ed Window Glass Workers of America by Judge George L. Philipps in com- mon pleas court. The decislon dissolves the Associa- tion of Window Glass Workers, which was composed of the various workers employed in the glass trade, including the cutters and flatteners. The com- plete amalgamation of all the work- ers into one association was consum- mated about sfx months ago. Aged Sisters Burned to Death. Bridgeport, O., Jan. 2 .—Margaret Fulton, aged eighty-six, and Jane Ful- ton, eighty-two, sisters, were burned to death in their home near St. Clairs- ville. The clothing of Margaret Ful ton, who sat in an invalid chair, is thought to have caught fire from an open grate and Jane was burned in trying to extinguish the blaze. American Sailors Gathered Up. Rio de Janeiro, Jan. % .—The police of this city have gathered up six gail- ors from the American battleships un- der Rear Admiral Evans that had elthér deserted or failed to return on board before their vessels had sailed from here. They will he sent after the fleet on a collier. Lonely Life Cause of Suicide. New Haven, Conn., Jan. 24—Nils Nielson, light tender at the lighthouse on the New Haven breakwater, com- mitted suicide by cutting his throat. Two years ago he received a medal from congress for heroism. It is thought that the lonely life in the lighthouse unbalanced his mind. — A man should allow none but good impulses to stir his heart, and he should keep: it free from any evil.that may beat it down and harden it—Rev, J. D. Hammond. e 1 T I e ey iOWA EDITRESS PROPOSES Asserts Leap Year Prerogatives in Her Last Issue. Des Moines, Jan. 28.—Exasperated over having lost a contest for the county printing because she was a woman Miss Elizabeth Soham, editor of the Storm Lake Vidette, asserted her leap year prerogatives this week and in her current issue makes the following proposal: “A constant fight for what rightfully belongs to her is a wear and tear on the nervous system of any woman and we have come to the belief that in order to stay In newspaper work and maintain our health we will have to marry some good printer who can do the fighting and swearing for us. It 1s leap year and this may bé con- sidered as a proposal by any one who would be gualified to fill the vacancy 8o evident in the Vidette office.” G. A. Craig, the bachelor editor of the Lytton Star, believing that a pro- posal of marriage coming from such a talented woman could not be turned down, has written his acceptance. In his paper he says: “We believe we are eligible to fill the vacancy which Sister Soham feels exists in her print shop. But before we would agree to take up Lizzie's burdens she will have to show . cre- dentials as to her eligibility to the vacancy which we have known existed for some time at our wigwam. She must know how to make pancakes, fry ham and eggs and make good coffec; she must have the staying qualities to chase a soiled shirt up and down a washboard until it becomes clean; she must know how to darn socks and the gable end of our trousers, etc. If the fair editress feels like filling a va- cancy for a vacancy being filled we stand ready to close the deal.” Suit to Oust Harvester Trust. Jefferson City, Mo., Jan. 28.—The supreme court has sustained the mo- tion of Attorney General Hadley for the appointment of a commissioner to take testimony in the ouster suit against the International Harvester company of America and appointed Judge Theodore Brace of Paris, Mo. ‘The case was continued until the April term of court, when Commissioner Brace will begin the hearing. BRIEF BITS OF NEWS. Cardinal Richard, the archbishop of Paris, is critically ill' with congestion of the lungs. Rev. J. A. Edgren, D. D, a prom- inent divine and theological writer, is dead at Oakland, Cal. The Pittsburg Stock Exchange has reopened for business following a sus- pension of three months on account of the recent financial flurry. Frank R. O'Neil, vice president of the Pulitzer Publishing company and | assistant manager of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, is dead at St. Louis of pneumonia. The large plant of the American Car and Foundry company at Detroit, Mich,, which has been shut down for some time, has reopened, giving em- ployment to 3,000 men. D. J. Hennessy, president of the Hennessy Mercantile company, a pio- neer of Montana and considered the wealthiest merchant in the North- west, dropped dead at Butte, Mont. Grief stricken over the recent death of his wife Conrad Erde, sixty years of age, committed suicide at her grave In Woodlawn cemetery at Dayton, O., by drinking carbolic acid. His body was stretched across the grave when found. . Adelbert E. Bleekman, for many years one of the most eminent mem- bers of the Wisconsin bar, is dead at La Crosse, aged sixty-two. Mr. Bleek- man, when a mere boy, took part in all the battles of Grant’s campaigns of 1864. MARKET QUOTATIONS. Minneapolis Wheat. Minneapolis, Jan. 27.—Wheat—May, $1.09@1.09%; July, $1.09% @1.09%. On track—No. 1 hard, $1.12%; No. 1 Northern, $1.09%; No. 2 Northern, $1.07%; No. 3 Northern, $1.02% @ 1.04%. St. Paul Union Stock Yards. St. Paulu, Jan. 27.—Cattle—Good to choice steers, $5.00@5.75; fair to good, $3.25@4.76; good to choice cows and heifers, $3.00@3.75; veals, $3.75@5.00. Hogs—$4.00@4.35. Sheep—Wethers, $4.75@5.15; good- to choice lambs, $6.25@6.75. Duluth Wheat and Flax. Duluth, Jan. 27.—Wheat—To arrive and on track—No. 1 hard, $1.115; No. 1 Northern, $1.09%; No. 2 Northern, $1.06%; May, $1.095; July, $1.10%. In store—No. 1 Northern, $1.065; No. 2 Northern, $1.03%. Flax—To arrive and on track, $1.17%; May, $1.19%, July, $1.21%. Chicago Union Stock Yards. Chicago, Jan. 27.—Cattle—Beeves, $3.73@6.30; cows and heifers, $1.70@ 4.75; Texans, $3.40@4.10; calves, $5.00 @17.25; Western cattle, -$3.80@4.75: stockers and feeders, $2.70@4.70. Hogs —Light, $4.25@4.50; mixed, $4.30@ 4.60; heavy, $4.30@4.62%; rough, $4.30@4.35; pigs, $3.70@4.35. Sheep, $3.40@5.60; yearlings, $5.00@5.75; lambs, $5.00@7.10. Chicage Grain and Provisions. Chicago, Jan. 27.—Wheat—May, $1.00% ; July, 97%ec; Sept., 95@95%c. Corn—May, 61%c; July, 59% @59%c; Sept., 59%@59%c. Oats—May, old, 53%c; May, 513%c; July, old, 46%c; July, 44%c; Sept., 3814c. Pork—Feb., $12.55; May, $13.05. Butter—Cream- eries, 21@31c; dairies, 20@28c. Eggs —20@213%c. Poultry—Turkeys, chick- ens and springs, 10c. Rising Day. “He never did rise in the world till he stumbled over a lot 0’ dynamite,” the village gossip sald, “an’ even then, like so many men In the risin’® busl- ness, he never did know what he riz fer!”—Atlanta Constitution. & Health Recipe. One time a man asked the poet Long- fellow how to be healthy, and this is, the answer he received: Joy, temperance and repose Blam the duor on the doctor's nose. Kipling at Work. “I have lounged in Rudyard Kip- ling’s den at Brattleboro, Vt.; before he deserted America for England and saw him at his work. He sat at his table in a revolving chair. 1 had a book in my hand and said nothing un- less' I was spoken to, for I was enjoy- ing a great privilege that was granted to no one else but his wife. He would write for a moment, perhaps for ten ot fifteen minutes at a time. If he was writing verses he would hum very softly to himself an air which proba. bly kept the rhythm in his mind. ‘When writing prose, he was silent, but often he would lay down his pen whirl round in his chair and chat for awhile. It might be something relat- iing to the subject he was treating ot bear no relation to it. Suddenly he would wheel back again, and his pen would fairly fly over the paper. He can easily concentrate his thoughts and as easily descend from cloud land to the commonplace of the day, though in his mind and on his lips nothing is ever commonplace. Some of his poems he has written when speeding in a Pullman car at the rate of sixty miles an hour.”’—Pacific Monthly. Birds Shot With Water. Shooting a humming bird with the smallest bird shot made is out of the question, for the tiniest seeds of lead would destroy his coat. The only way iIn which the bird can be captured for commercial purposes is to shoot him with a drop of water from a blowgun or a fine jet from a small syringe. Skillfully divected, the water stuns him. He fualls into a silken net and before he recovers consciousness is suspended over a cyanide jar. This must be done quickly, for if he comes | to his senses before the cyanide whiff snuffs out his life he is sure to ruin his plumage in his struggles to escape. Humming birds vary in size from spec- imens perhaps half as large as a spar- row to those scarcely bigger than a bee. The quickest eye cannot follow them in full flight. It is only when; though still fiying furiously, they are practically motionless over flowers that the best marksman can bring them to earth.—New York Press. The Feeding of Dogs. “No dog kept indoors and. indeed very few outside should be fed on meat nor should he be fed from the table at mealtimes, as he will soon become a nuisance, especially when there are visitors. If he is always fed at the conclusion of a certain meal— dinner, for instance—he will wait pa- tlently until the prescribed-time. It is a good plan to feed after one’s midday meal, giving plenty of green vegeta- bles, bread and potatoes, with a very | few scraps of finely cut meat, the whole well mixed and some gravy poured over it. If two meals are given, one should be at breakfast time and one in the evening. One should con- sist of only a little oatmeal and milk or a piece of dry dog biscuit. “At no time should the dog have more than he will eat, and if he leaves anything on. his plate except the pat- tern his allowance should be reduced or a meal omitted.”—Suburban Life. The Shoulder Strap. If it were possible to compile such data it would be extremely interesting to know to what extent women have | influenced the uniforms and equip- ment of their fighting states. A little instance in point is the steel curb shoulder strap of the British cavalry. When Sir George Luck was setting out for Kandahar during the Afghan operations Lady Luck, knowing prob- ably something of the fighting methods of the tribesmen, whose four foot knife can cut clean from shoulder to belt, sewed a couple of steel curb chains under each of the shoulder straps on her husband’s tunic. As a protection from sword cuts these proved so ef- fective that at the end of the campaign Sir George made a report in relation thereto, with the result that they were adopted as a permanent feature of the cavalry uniform.—Harper’s Weekly. Seized Her Opportunity. He was not a very rapid wooer, and she was getting a bit anxious. Again he called, and they sat togeth- er in the parlor, “just those two.” A loud rap came at the front door. “Oh, bother!” she said. “Who can be calling?” “Say you're out,” said the deceiver. “Oh, no; that would be untrue,” mur- mured the ingenuous one. “Then say you're engaged,” he urged. “Oh, may I, Charlie?” she cried as she threw herself in his arms. And the man kept on knocking at the ftront door.—Illustrated Bits. A Rejection Slip. “Sir,” said the shivering beggar, stopping the prosperous magazine ed- itor on the street, “I have a long, sad story”— “Sorry,” briskly replied the maga- zine editor. passing ou, “but we are only open for short, funny stories now; full of the other kind.”—Success Maga- zine. f No Thanks. “I broke a record today. Had the last word with a woman.” “Didn’t think it possible. How'd it happen?” “Why, | said to a woman in-the car, ‘Madam, have my seat’”—Philadel- phia Ledger. Good Trade. “Oh, my business is good,” said the trombone player. “In fact, T am al- ‘ways blowing about it.” “Well, 'm sooted with mine, too,” said the chimney sweep. “And mine is out of sight,” said the diver. Do one thing at a time and the big things first.—Lincoln. An Amendment. Mrs. Meanthing—Henry, I have to write a paper for our club on “The ‘Woman Who Deliberates Is Lost.” Have you any suggestions to make? Mr. Meanthing—Well, T don’t know. You might make It “extinct” Instead of “lost.”—Philadelphia Inquirer, After the Fire. “You.don’t mean to say that Spend- er is on his uppers. Why, I thought he had money to burn!” “8o he did have; but, unfortunately for Spender, he carried no fire insur- '—Brooklyn Life. Sunday Laws of Australia. Melbourne, Australia, has som® laws which are wonders. One of them pro- hibits the opening of any cafe on Sun- day before 11 o’clock in the morning, and the unwary American who may not know this finds -himself suddenly high and dary without a thing to eat till 11. So he soon learns, if he's in lodgings, to sleep till 11 and then for- age forth. Another nice thing that contributes to the hilarity of the Sundays here and the gayety of nations generally is that there are no street cars running till after 2 o'clock on Sundays. All the steam roads bring thousands of people into the city, but they have to walk once they are Inside the city | Umits. And if you buy baker's cakes and ples to be taken away from the prem- Ises you may only buy them between 1 and 3 Sunday afternoons. And you may not invite friends to dinner with you in Sydney, which is in New South Wales and under different jurisdietion, if you are living in a hotel, because In some mysterious way, which is not at all clear, you are breaking the Sun- day law.—New York World. Irish Legal Wits. The mots of the celebrated wits— Harry Deane Grady, Lysaght and Kel- {ler—of the Irish bar early in the last gotten. Some few are, however, on record. Harry Deane Grady, a leader of the Munster bar, voted in the Irish house of commons to support the union against the wishes of his constituents, one of whom remonstrated indignantly with him on his intended course of ac- tion. “What, do you mean to sell your country?” “Yes,” was the cool reply, “and very happy I am to have a coun- try to sell.” Ned Lysaght, a celebrated wit and poetaster of the period in very embar- rassed circamstances, applied to Mr. La Touche, the well known banker, for a place in his establishment. “What situation, my dear Lysaght, could pos- sibly suit you?” said his friend, who felt himself in a difficulty. “Not only one, but two,” was the reply. “Pray, what are they?” “If you will only, my dear La Touche, make me cashier jfor one day I'll become runner the next.”—London Law Notes. What a Woman Did. There is much to be said against the New York cabby, but there are fre- quent occasions when one is really de- serving of sympathy. cabby drove a well dressed and re- fined looking woman to a Broadway restaurant, where she ordered an ex- pensive lunch and then told the waiter that she had lost her purse, but that | her cab was waiting and if he would home for the money. The boy entered the cab with her, and she directed the cabby to drive to a Sixth avenue de- partment store.. When they arrived she left the l:ov in the cab, entered the store to make an imaginary purchase and went out at the opposite entrance. In the hope of getting information about his departed fare, cabby drove back to the restaurant, accompanied by the brass buttoned boy, whom he blackguarded all the way for letting the woman escape. 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A collection of the nicknames that were from time to time conferred up- on Mr. Gladstone would be a fine dic tionary of epithets alike of love and dislike. Besides such perennials as the Grand Old Man, “the G. O. M.” and the People’s William we recall the Franchise Bill, the Pope of England, St. William the Woodcutter, the Mah- dl of Midlothian, the Old Parliamen- tary Hand, the People’s Will, Mr. Mer- rypebble, the Ancient Senator, Youart the Man, Hawarden Bill, Prime Billy. W. G., the Only William and the -Old Gentleman. At one time his name was a favorite theme for Christmas cha- rades, among which may be remem- bered the following elegant outburst of a Conservative wit: “I should be my first if T could throw my second at my whole.” 5 The Marble Bible. In 1857 Mindon-min, king of Bur- ma, erected a monument near Manda- lay called the Kutho-daw. There he built 700 temples, in each of which there Is a slab of white warble. Upon these 700 slabs is engraved the whole of the Buddhist Bible, a vast literature In itself, equal to about six copies of the Holy Scriptures. This marble Bi- ble is engraved in tbe Pall language, thought to be that spoken by Buddha himself 500 B. C. | | Very Likely. “You're a queer looking thing ta want to fight with me,” said the young bulldog contemptuously. “You're not in my class.” “Perhaps not,” replied the porcupine quletly, “but I think I can give you a few points.”—Philadelphia Press. Making Things Even. Customer (to watchmaker) — I told you that my watch lost half an hour | every day, and now that you've re- paired it it galns half an hour. ‘Watchmaker — Well, don’t complain. It’s only working to catch up lost time. Judicious Charity. “I don’t believe he is so miserly as they say. I hear he invites his poor relations to visit him each year.” i “Yes. They all live at a considerable distance and are too poor to come.” Sure. 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