Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, February 6, 1907, Page 3

| | | GhHe Model Bakery Con- fectionery and Daiiry Store Dairy Products wholesale to the eonsumer. Fancy creamery butter....... 29¢ Kgge Ice Cream, Sweat Cream, Milk and Cheese. Finest line of Cakes and Pastry in the Northwest. THE MODEL The home of Snowflake Bread 513 Minnesota Ave. Phone 125 THE CITY. Read the Daily Pioneer, Bemidji Elevator " for §lod Medal flour. C. H. Miles was visitor at Duluth yes Attend the C. E. ¢ Presbyterian church this even- ing. J. J. O'Neil, the Northome log- ger, was a Bemidji visitor yes- terday. J. E Dade of Blackduck, was in the city yesterday, returning home last evening, A.J. Winters of Cass Lake was looking after business inter- ests hore yesterday. Byeglasses fitted in latest styles by Larson & Larson, spe- ecialists. Second floor Swedback block. An excellent program will be given at the C. E. Sucial at the Presbyterian church this even- ing. W.P. Stone was a business vigitor in the city from Crooks- ton, returning home yesterday afternoon. A. L. Bogart, who has been in Bemidji attending to business matters, returned to his home at Minneapolis this morning. C. D. Carter, district manager of the Northwestern Telephone Exchange was a business visitor in the city from Crookston yes- terdey. The Ladies Aid society of the Presbyterian church will meet ot the church parlors tomorrow efternoon at 2 o’clock. A cordial invitation is extended toall ladies # be present. Give me the girl with ravishing eyes and sweet red lips; she is better than mansions of stone, or temples of brick, for joy and pleasare there will be, if she wlkes Rocky Mountain Tea. Barker’s drug store. Call at the Pioneer when you are in nead of office supplies. Major Wilson left this morning on a trip to St. Paul. H D. Barber of La Porte was a Bemidji visitor yesterday. Attend the C. E Social at the Presbyterian church this even- iing. J. P. Cullenand wife, of Island Lake, were Bemidji visitors yes- terday. The Pioneer at all times has in stock office supplies of every description Dr. A. Larson has returned i from & few days business trip at Park Rapids. Attorney G, W. Campbell re- | turned this morning from a busi- n 'ss trip to Duluth, Mrs. J. A. Ball came down i from her home at Northome and |is spending the day here. J. W. White, the Park Rapids insurance man was attending to business matters here yesterday. An excellent program will be given at the C. E. Social at the Presbyterian church this even- ing. J. Lalone came down from Turtle River and spent yester- lay trading with the local menr- chants, Mrs. W. L. Preble took the morning train for Stillwater where she will spend seme time visiting. Combine good housekeeping with good citizenship, use Hunt’s Perfect Paking Powder—not made by a trust. John Stordahl, who has been & guest at the home of Mr, and Mrs. A. K. Roe the past month, returned yesterday afternoon to his home at Hendrum. J. P. Daugherty the railroad contractor, is in the city today from Big Falls. Mr, Daugherty reports work on the Minnesota & International extension pro- gressing quite rapidly. Possesses wonderful power over the human body, removing all disorders from your system; that’s what Hollister’s Rocky Mountain Tea does. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. Barker’s drug store. A. Olson, Henry Dahlstad, H. L. Kvislen, Ole Benson, A. Young and J. G. Thompson were here from Blackduck yesterday to attend the funeral of Richard Albrant. They returned home last evening. The Bemidji Orchestra will give a dance at the opera house Monday evening February 1I. This is the last full night dance to be given before lent and every one should avail themselves of this opportunity. Tickets, $1.00 per couple. Builds up waste tissue, pro- motes appetite; improves diges- tion, induces refreshing sleep, giving renewed strength and health. That’s what Hollister’s Rocky Mountain Tea will do. 35 cents. Tea or Tablets. Barker’s drug store. Low Rates West Bound BULLE T | N« Gireat Northern Railway One way rates daily March 1st to April 30th. Round trip homeseekers rates the first and third Tuesdays dur- ing February, March and April. For rates and information apply to E. E. Chamberlain Local Agent A Busy Store When you are out shopping come to the busiest grocery store in town. Why are we the busiest store? Because we have the best selected stock; our sales are large and in ‘consequence we order often and get the very best in the market. No where else will you find such excellent quality and prices so reasonable. You have but to visit “the store and try our goods to be convinced. ROE @ MARKUSEN PHONE 207 Where Angels Fear to Tread. A company of young American tour- ists vislted the home of Beethoven In Bonn and were unrestrained in their expressions of wonder, admiration and approval of the room where the mas- ter had lived and worked. They ask- ed many questions about Beethoven, and finally one young lady seated her- self at his piano and proceeded, With true American confidence, to play the “Moonlight Sonata,” Beethoven's own work, in his own roow, on his own plano. Such an interesting combina- tion! The old caretaker stood there, stern and silent. When the performance was over the young lady turned to the old man and said: “I suppese many musiclans have been here and have played on this in- strument?” “Paderewski dame’’— “Ah!” she sighed. “But,” continued the falthful guard- lan, “when some one urged him to play on Beethoven'’s piano he said, ‘No; Iam not worthy.’ was here once, ma- When the Dis Let Go. An old man was jJust recovering from an operation, and as he lay regaining eonsciousness he heard the doctor say to a nurde regarding some powders te be given him, “If one every hour i3 too much give him a half one every half hour.” The old gentleman raised himself up on his elbow and sald: “Bay, doc, that reminds me of a man that had a Newfoundland dog. His wife got so tired of having him (the dog, not the man) track up the floors and porches that finally she made her husband take the dog to town and sell him. That afternoon he returned radiant. ‘Well,” he said, ‘I've sold him for $25! ‘Good! cried his wife. ‘I can get that hat now. ‘But, continued the man, ‘T bought two puppies with the money.’ " The doctor looked at the nurse and said: “I think he'll recover.” P. 8.—He did.—Judge. B8aored Monkeys of India. In “Living Animals of the World” some curious stories are told about the habits and characteristics of the mon- key tribes. It seems that the entellus monkey is the most sacred of all in India. It is gray above and nutty brown below, long legged and active, a thief and an impudent robber. In one of the Indian citles they became such a nuisance that the falthful determin- od to catch and send away ‘some hun- dreds. This was done, and the holy monkeys were deported in covered carts and released many miles off. But the monkeys were too clever. Having thoroughly enjoyed their ride, they re- fused to part with the carts and, hop- ping and grimacing, came leaping all the way back beside them to the city, grateful for thelr outing. One city ob- tained leave to kill the monkeys, but the next city then sued them for “kill- Ing their deceased ancestors.” Ways of the Flying Fish. Flying fish swim In shoals varying in number from a dozen to a hundred or more. They often leave the water at once, darting through the air in the same direction for 200 yards or more, and then descend to the water quickly, rising agaln and then renewing thelr flight. Sometimes the dolphin may be seen in rapld pursuit, taking great leaps out of the water and gaining up- on his prey, which take shorter and shorter flights, vainly trying to escape, until they sink exhausted. Sometimes the larger sea birds catch flying fish in the air. The question whether the flying fish use thelr fins at all as wings is not fully decided. The power of flight is limited to the time the fins remain moist. How Birds' Nests Are Made Round. The little abandoned nest had fallen from the tree. The nature student lift- od it from the ground. “How round it is,” he said. “No cup rim could be rounder. Don’t you won- der how the bird, with neither rule nor compass, can make her nest so round? ‘Well, she does it easily. She bullds the nest about her breast, turning round and round in it, and its circular char- acter comes spontaneously and inevita- bly. The circle is found everywhere in the buildings of the lower animals. The straight line, on the ether hand, they can never achieve.” Vulgar Fraotions. Everything that Bobby learmed at school he endeavored to apply in his daily life and walk. When his mother asked him if eme of his new friends ‘was an only child Bobby looked wise and triumphant. “He's got just one sister,” said Bob- by. “He tried to eatch me when he teld me he had two halt sisters, but I guess I know enough fractions for that!"—Youth's Cempanion. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh be: ing & constitutional disease, re- quires a constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken in- ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous'surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foun ation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faithin its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dol- lars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimon- ials. Address F. J. CHENEY & Co,, Toledo, O, Sold by all Druggists, 75c. Tim Hurst's Baseball Troubles. At the close of that memorabie sea son when Tim Hurst managed the Browns for Von der Ahe he laid over In Philadelphia on his way to his home up the state, and while in the Quaker Clty he told his daily experiences while running the Mound City club. “My Mondays,” said Timothy, “were devoted to telling the St. Louis sporting editors how 1 was going to win the pennant the next year. Tuesdays I would be kept busy denying to the club owners that I had ever made any such statements. Wednesdays I would be explaining to the newspapers why we weren't- winning games. Thursdays I would be fighting with Chris to keep him from fining the players all the money they had coming to them. Fri- days I would generally be busy all day getting the terms of pitchers that no batter could hit.” “And on Saturdays?”’ “On._ Saturdays I would spend the day signing players that couldu’t hit any kind of pltching.”—Duluth Herald. Paint and Ocean Travel. “The worst feature of ocean travel is never mentioned in steamship com- pany prospectuses or in books of trav- el,” said a returned tourist. “It is not wseasickness, for only a few are taken that way in the ocean greyhounds that neithei- roclc nor pitch. It is not the narrow quarters or the inferlor cook- ing or the tipping babit. It is paint. There Is always wet paint on an ocean steamer, and there is never a sign on It to warn passengers. The modern sailor is a painter, constantly wielding the brush, always painting some part of the ship or other. There is hardly a passenger on an ocean liner that does not land from a veyage with some ar- tlcle of apparel damaged by paint. A sailor told me once that every ship is entirely repainted inside and out et least three times a year. The work goes on constantly in port and on the sea, and the passenger never can es- cape.”—Philadelphia Record. Lightning Flashes. Lightning flashes in a storm are found by an English observer to be much less irregular in period than they appear. Such storms have usually two foci, sometimes three, from which the flashes radiate, and the discharges from each come at regular intervals. The apparent irregularity is due to the varying rates of the different centers. In one storm noticed the two focl were about a mile and a half apart, and in an hour the northern center emitted thirty flashes at Intervals of fifteen. thirty, forty-five, sixty and ninety sec- onds, and the southern center gave sixteen flashes at intervals of seven- teen, thirty-four and fifty-one seconds. Another unexplained observation is that just before each great flash there is a momentary faint lighting up of the sky in the stormy reglon, It Made a Difference. An excited man rushed Into a law- yer's office and without any prelimi- nary burst out, “Has a husband a right to open his wife's letters?” ‘“‘Certainly, sir, certainly,” was the reply. “Open all you please.” “Well, here is a letter my wife has written to your wife and asked me to deliver. I think there’s something unpleasant in it about me. I wish you'd open it and if there is just burn it.” “Humph! Does my wife know your wife s going to write to her?” “Yes.” “And if my wife doesn’t get this letter 'she’ll soon find it out, won’t she?” “Of course.” “On second thoughts,” sald the lawyer thought- fully, “I believe there is a legal finding to the effect that it is a criminal of- fense - to open a wife's letters. I couldn’t take the risk, sir; indeed, 1 couldn’t.” Echo Verses. Echo verses were sometimes used effectively for epigrams and squibs. Thus a critic once wrote: I'd fain praise your poem. But, tell me, how 1s it When I cry out “exquisite” echo cries “quiz it?" And when in 1831 Paganini was drawing crowds to the opera house at extravagant prices- the Times printed the following lines: ‘What are they who pay three guineas To hear a tune of Paganini's? Echo—Pack o' ninnles! —London Graphic. Youthful Misinformation. Among the answers to questions at a recent school examination were the following interesting examples of youthful misinformation: “Gross igno- rance is 144 times as bad as just ordi- nary ignorance.” ‘“Anchorite, an old fashioned hermit sort of a fellow who has anchored hisself to one place.” “The liver is an infernal organ.” *Va- cuum {s nothing with the alr sucked out of it put up in a pickle bottle. Itis very hard to get.” Only Two In Office. A man in a certain township was elected constable. The members of the family were much elated-and could scarcely contain themselves with their newly acquired civic honors. At last. one of the smaller children said to the wife, “Ma, are we all constables?” The mother replied: “Gwan, child! Nobody’'s constable but me and your pal”’—Atchison Globe. The Real Cause. Tommy — What was you bawlin' about last night? ‘Willie—W’y, when paw and me got home from fishin’ maw didn’t have supper ready, and I whimpered about it, and paw licked me. “And he licked you jis’ fer whimper- P ““Naw; because supper wasn’t ready.” Patience is the support of weakness; impatience is the ruln of strength.— Colton Man’s Love For Woman. “If a man loves a woman for her looks he will love her for five years. If he loves her mind he will love her for ten years. If he loves her ways he will love her forever.” And every wo- man believes when she marries that her lover loves her ways. Oral Surgery. Benham—I wish you would perform an operation on your talk. Mrs. Ben- Take Hall's Family Pills for | Constipation, ham—What do you mean? Benham— Cutiit out.—New York Press. About tho Limit. A newly married couple came in a hotel where we were resting and asked how much it would cost to get two bowls of boiled rice and milk and were informed that the price was 15 cents per portion. The groom pulled a small package wrapped in a bit of newspaper from his pocket and, open- ' ing it, displayed about a double hand- ful of rice, which he sald they had gathered from' their ‘clothing after the shower which followed the early morn- ing wedding. He Inguired how muct | would be deducted if they furnished | their own rice and upon being inform- ed that no allowance could be made be- came indignant and remarked that they would wait until they reached home for their dinner rather than sub- mit to such unfair dealing anad left the place. The proprietor said that the young man owned one of the best farms in the town and had established quite a famous reputation locally for economy, although that is not exactly the way he expressed it.—Forest and Stream. Lowell Got His Whacks. In- his volume on the practice of di- plomacy John W. Foster relates an il- luminating anecdote concerning James Russell Lowell when he weas our min- ister at Madrid. At a royal reception Minister Lowell, in plain evening dress, ‘was preceded up the palace stairway by a minister from Central America, gorgeously appareled, wearing a jew- eled sword, who was saluted at each landing by the magnificent balberdier with a heavy whack of the battie ax on the marble pavement. ,As Mr. Lowell ‘wore no insignia of office, he received no attention, At last, his patriotic blood boiling, he addressed the halber- dier in excellent Spapish, “Do you know who I am?” “I don’t” “Well,” said Mr. Lowell, “I am the minister Dplenipotentiary of the United States of America, the greatest nation on earth, and If you don’t whack the next time I pass you I widl forget you at Christ- mas!” And the halberdier whacked thereafter as directed. Child Cynics. A London writer exclaims at think- ing “there is really nothing to ac- count for the extraordinary ecritical mood which the modern child has de- veloped in regard to toyland.” The modern child will simply not make be- lleve. Little boys and girls alike be- come sticklers for the ‘“correct thing,” and if the build of a steamship or a motor car, the cut of a doll's frock or the mysteries the eye does not ‘usually see are not ‘“‘Just like” the real thing there is trouble. It is said that toy makers have even now to employ sci- entific experts and French milliners if : they hope to pass the critical eyes of ' the “new child.” The fact is the mod- ern child is born a cynic and a sated little darling. It has no emotions, 1o ; g 3 wnxsmw’s _SOCTHING SYRUP:| ns of Mothers fox thole |lm'eu B ’; an for over Fifty Yea fotteas the gums, lings and ‘3s bear Always Remember the Fnll Name dea ive Bromo uinine Tablets Cure a Cold in One Bay Cure Grip in Two Days é %/ cnevery 2 | AT O T box, 25 There are more Mot oll Patterns od inthe Unied atates than of any other make .. This is 00 SEbunt ofhdr syl accuraty an ) zine(The Queen of Fashion) o L adies Magrame., One Fears ubscripilon (12 pumbert costs £0 cenie: Latest umber, < Every subscriber gets & MeCall ¥ Sog i it ‘e Froo, : 5 ? Wanted, me premioms o nAady Agonts ¥ ogee(of 600 de szns) and Premfum Catalogue (showing 300 premiume tent freo, Address THE MOCALL CO., New York The Truth of It. Teacher—Johnny, can you define for us the difference between “caution” and “cowardice?” Johnny — Yessum. ‘When you're scart to go out on a boat and stay bome for fear it'll sink and the boat comes in all right, it's “cow- ardice.” Teacher — Well? Johnny — And if you're scart and stay home and the boat does sink, then it's “caution.” Not an Ancestor. Papa was carefully studying the fam- fly history in the big Bible when his ' nine-year-old daughter surprised lim ' l\y saying, “Papa, was Aunt Ann oune s of your Ann-sisters?” Work. Moat of us work hard enough, but desires save to destroy and be lived t05 many of us work hardest trying and breathed for by neceasary parents. to keep from working.—Atlanta Geor- #aa, —Boston Herald. I HOT DRINKS! We have installed at our place of business, “soda fountain hot drinks.” THIS IS OUR MENU: Hot Chocolate with Macarons Hot Clam Bouillon 5 i Hot Chicken Bouillon e Hot Tomato Bouillon i Hot Conc. Ext. of Coffee OnelMinutet For Goughs, Co fds MOOSE BRAN life and body nvigorating, tion and querct friend you MOO: beer, real We take that way. just as go2d as we m a case at your home? r-t, For «a d no better vthan ) BEER. none better. to make it er it to you ke it Try it's good Duluth Brewing & Malling Co. J.P. SEG VAL Locai Agent Bomidfi - 3 Residence Phone Minnesota Office Phone 220 { { A Refreshing Drink at a1l times, and especially in hot westher, a foaming A;lu~~‘ of Books Beginning the New Year nearly every business will need new sets of books. The Pioneer carries a full line of books and an in- spection of the stock will show that we carry all sizes, § styles and bindings of books. - We have the two, three, our and five column day -books and journals. A good line of cash books; a well selected stock of ledgers, single or double entry, one hundred to eight hun- dred pages.