Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 15, 1907, Page 4

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Scipio Nasica derived his nam<- from his prominent olfactory .organ, and Alexander the Great and Cardinals Wolsey and Richelien all had large noses. On the medals -of Cyrus and Artaxerxes their noses came clear out to the rim of the coin. Washington’s TOWERS [m THML F“H Commissioners in Session. The adjourned session of the MURBER AT BBAINEHD county board is being held at the court house today. The matter of the care of the city and county Indications Are That the Plea of De- [ poor and the selection of a county fense Will Be In- physician and health officer has sanity. been under consideration, and at the time of going to press noth- h— ing definite has been done. A London Banquet of 1582. Hunt For a Hangman. Fox Terrier’s Points. The Cooking of Food. A Spanish visitor to London in 1582 | The British army. was once In difi- | The fox terrier Is the most intelligent | Thece is no reason in the world why describes a banquet of that day. “I will | culties through the lack of a hangman | of all the smaller breedsysind there is | men, whether average men or men of tell you no lye,” he begins cautiously. | Murder was committed by a soldier In | hardly a trick that he’ ¢annot learn in genius, should despise the cooking of “I saw such kindes of meate eaten as | the Crimea, but nobody could be found | a very few lessons. He is usually | their food. They never show, or are are wont to be sene and not eaten—as | to carry out the sentence of the court | healthy, makes the best kind of a | required to show, the same contempt a horse rosted, a cat In gely, little liz- | martial. It was announced that £20 | watch dog, and his ability to catch and | toward any other art, and on no other ars with whot broth, frogges fried and | @nd a free discharge would be granted | i rats and other vermin is another | 18 their mental calm more completely divers other sortes of meates, which 1 | to the man undertaking the task. At |gtory, In symmetry, size and character | dependent. An 'fll fitting coat is & sawe theme eate, but I never knéw |last a man dld volunteer. He was a | the dog must present a generally gay, | WOITY, but not such a worry as dinners what they were till'they were eaten.” :| Rewcomer to the army. On the night lively and active appearance, The (er: perpetually ill dressed. To many men, The “quaking custard” of that period | Prior to the date fixed for the execution | pior, Jike the foxhound, must on no we. | 824 especially to men whose work Is was a buge dish in the middle of the | they locked up the hangman In a sta- | count be “leggy,” nor must he be too | Sedentary or whose brains are fully ; table, into which, “at a private signal, | Ple to keep him safe. In the morning | ghort 1n the leg.‘ He should stand like |. t3Xed, food which is at once light and | was the true aquiline type, indicative : = the city fool suddenly leaped over the | the party at the gallows walted, but a cleverly made hunter, covering a lot nourishing is an absolute necessity if [ of firmness and patience, 88 was the heads of the astonished feasters, who there was no hangman, He had gone of ground, yet with u’sho rt back, ag | they are to exert their highest powers, | nose of Julius Caesar. Mohammed had were instantly bespattered with this | 12d during the night or else he was before um;ed. He will then attain the | 823 food of that kind is obtainable |a singular nose. It was so curved that fich and savory mud” Undeterred, [0V simulating madness. The officer | yioy i*aepres of propelllag powes, to. | OBIY Y care in selecting meats and | a writer has told us that the point of it however, by this nasty behavior, the In command turned to one of his cap- gether with the greatest lengt.h' of 200d cooking when they are selected. | seemed continually striving to insert - cltizens not only ate plentifully of the tains with, “Captain, you will have the stride that Is compatible with the A man should not think too much of | itself between his" lips. The noses of for the murder of Albert Haga- | jooture. 1Whes near nis lodgings he was | custard, but even took some home to g:ofl;ess x:o husg the prisoner!” The length of his body. Welght s not a cor. his dinner or devote too much time to | Franklin, shnk;apgnre tflslmi ble)tr.kJoh;. — dorn, whom_he shot on Christ- | Lalted by two masked men, who “held |their wives. Nor were the women of | TR0, FR0e cotenincer bat B¢ | tain criterion of 4 torrlor's fitness for %f;”:’:&°?t'fiis‘ifflvi‘3’°¥o§‘ o those :on'nenagltlhl:fii love of thought, The nose mas day. Hagadorn, died the g‘:; ol:ptbeli:)e::‘;z\'el;‘e(;t‘t?lllotg;esttly;:: :"he"::: vinyglg:ake:'flrgl}u &Z’?fll’:flzg ef; to the sergeants with, “Which of you | I8 Work—general shape, size and con-| gro anima) peculiarities. But to re-| of Napoleon was exquisitely though next day. Fred Hagadorn,|g il g will hang this man?” And to spare hig | tour are the main points, and if a dog | a1y content with bad food, When a |:firmly chiseled. He often sald, “Give 'y s | al revol t young man, while [seems, for an essayist of 1601 sarcastic- captain one of th lunteered, | €20 gallop and stay and follow his fox ith plenty of nose!” Fred- brother of Albert, who narrated | the other relieved him of his watch, |ally asks: “Who will not admire our | g, a(terwnr(;) hadeti:];e:ntzsor:;lif of [P a drain it matters little what his g?&x;;’ta;’;:“g:)tcu‘:: l‘;all:‘:]::::eg: ’le-:cl‘:’nt:: greatphend s?) larze‘ a nose events leading up to the shoot- | Boesetbook and ofher vulables, Mo |nice dames of London, who must lave | fogging the man who had volunteered | Welght 1s to a pound or so, though | 4o be caten, Is "only what Scotchmen | that Lavater offered fo wager that V- | cherries a shillings a pound and | gnq pagjeq, roughly speaking, it may be sald that| ygeq to gescribe as “a wasting of the [.blindfolded he could tell it among 10, —_— he should not scale over twenty pounds. | mgjrcies.”—London Spectator. 000 by merely taking it between his The Way to Work, —Hugere R. Cole in' Home Magazine. thumb and forefinger. o 2 If work has to be done the only way to escape will paralysis is to launch oneself upon the task, realizing that if e Brainerd, Minn.,, Jan. 14.— ) R N i A Freshman, (Special to the Pioneer}—A ven-| , ¢ ooy’ 4o lad entered one af ire of seventy incloding the reg-| the large universities and was not ular panel, was consumed ia get- | much accustomed to the ways either . ~ of institutions of learning or of cities ting a jury to try Henry Towers| o % o i1z iate one eventng from a | ing, was corroborated by George | body at the time, but a few days later |peascods at 5 shillings a peck? Yong {omm Snell. The questions put in the helrepo‘rtted it to the president of the |rabbettes of a spanne and chickens of 5 N university. an inch?”’ | trywng of jurors indicate thab| “up"TiCit o great deal” he sald, IS PR S h the defense will be a plea of [ “but it was more than I like to lose, Slaves In Scotland. insanity. It will probably also|and I think It's an outrage to treat a| Were there once slaves in Scotland? Cheerful Advice. 5 A number of rallway men were once | TheFly That Buszed For Mendelssohn discussing the question of accidents. The following story is told of the 'S it Is difficult it 1s not likely to grow | tue of patience to a snake. “Letters| s rends In Scotiand,” sald one of- | musie of the overturs to “A Midsum. be south to show that there was | P°¥ that way. A volume on Scottish Industrial and | eagler and that some sort of a begin- | From a Surgeon,” however, contain an | gejy1 “used to have ,d{,m name, In- | mer Night's Dream: While Mendels. 5 by didu’t you tell me of this soon- fsoclal history in the elghteenth and |ning must be made. “Keep the facul- | anecdote in which its existence 1s evi- great provocation. Towers, Who| er?” asked the president. nineteenth centuries has some passages | ty of efort alive i b littlo | a De. P 2 deed, In respect to accidents. No one | gohn was deep in.the making of this el is a little old man, having been,| *“I supposed they would bring the fon the subject: o ool e i ® ent, Dr. Perry, surgeon of the TWen. | thought of embarking on a rallway | same fine overture'he went riding one R . things back to me next morning.” he | It shock AN gratuitous exercise every day,” writes | tleth Massachusetts, wakened In camp | journey unless he had provided him- day with a friend.. In order, after it is claimed, assaulted by the| gngyered. “It was o couple of S0pho- |that. the men. and wven. the women. bt psychologist in his chapter on | one morning to find himself tightly | gelf with an accident policy of lnsur-| awhile: to rest thelr b e twe A - 2 ouple o X ) | “Habit” This gratultous exerclse it Is n I 3 3 : four big, strapping young fel mores buzing me, WasK't 1t7"~Toutl'S | who worked In tho coal mines at that | thet tratns e i e 0 e | Sodiin.tho clute o€ DY, Hayward. His e emous Dr. Norman Macleod | E0% , companions - dismounted and lows. The av,t(_n‘neys estimate panion. time—i. e, the elghteenth century—in [ destiny; It is the one great secret of “Don’t move, John, till I say three!” | was once about to. set off on a long ::‘:;Chef memielt:es ";tdd“?e'mm that the case will occupy all of Weary Watchon, Scotland still continued to be, as of | success. Postponing of disagreeablo | ordered the senlor sharply. “Then|'journey through the Scotch COURTTY.| came am exclfed wEush from . the this weels. “1 suppose,” sald the watchmaker, |/ liftle better than slaves. By a | duties means laxness invading the will, | geize my hands and spring to your feet. [ Just as the train was pulling out the | & t ho half . “you do not know that watches, like | \&% Dassed by the Scottish parliament | a “certain slackening’of all the mental | Ope, two, three!” 5 clergyman’s servant put his head in LRsthe iy i f _— buman belngs, sometimes don't 4o’ for | ' 1600 €very man who once went to | nature, an invasion of a paralytic tend- | At the word Dr. Perry jumped, and | throngh the window and said: cautiously.” A large fly was buzzing /‘ the very good reason that they are|WOr 1 a coal mine was bound to la- | éncy. If the will falled to obey at @ | ne never made a cleaner leap. He was| *‘Ha’e ye ta'en an insurance ticket, | O7¢r. them, and Meddelssohn wag anx- . GIVES A SIMPLE HOME tired. Sometimes a watch Is brought [POr In It all his life as a “necessary | glven moment yesterday it Is vastly | yust in time to see a moceasin dive un-| sir? lous ¥0vceteh dhe frye sonnd;of e in; to me which Is all right. Nothing about | Servant.” If he tried to run away he | less likely to obey today, Whereas & | gor the coat which he had been using| “‘I have, replied the doctor. sect’d fium as it gradually drifted far MIXTUHE FUH GATARRH it is out of order, and it Is fairly cl was tried and punished as a thief. If | dally habit of forceful inhibiting or «+Then, continued th «write | ther away. Many days later Wwhen the 3 y clean. for a pillow. Armed with sticks, they en,’ continued the servant, ‘wrlte | ' oo o104 been éompleted the, artist - 2 When It becomes sulky and refuses to | the land was sold on which the coal | commanding makes for that most de- ye'er name on it and gi'e it to me. rture 1 & P! 8 hey ha'e an awfu’ habit o’ robbin’ the called his friend’s “attention to that ooy & passage In progression where the vio- " - gorpses on this line.'" — New York | yoncello modulates In the chord of the a seventh of the descending scale fromr B minor to F sharp minor. “There, that’s the fly that buzzed past us at Schonhausen,” said Mendelssohn. ] A Patlent Snake. One does not often attribute the vir- == i . dragged the coat away, but saw only g0 except by fits and starts the best |Pit stood in which he worked he was | sirable of all endowments, “a €Om-| o gle tnto which the snake had glid- | b thing to do Is to lay it aside and give it [S0ld With it llke any of the machinery | petely fashioned will” — Harper's | o4 he surgeon had accidentally block- | Noted Authority, Tells How fo Pre-|a rest. The mechanism in a ‘tired’ |of the pit. In 1775 an act of parlia- | Weekly. ed the entrance to the reptile’s abode, % watch seems to be In perfect condition, | ment was passed which set free most ST vent and Relieve Catarrh---Home- | but 1t won’t work. The fact Is that |0f the pit workers, but it was not till AP e ot Think Lightly of It. long and faithful service has thrown |the end of the century that this form s were.undoubtedly the move 8o it could enter. . - The road to home happiness is said Made Remedy. 16 oiightly out of adectmens b tororr™ [ o€ slavery was quite sbalished.” sharp teeth of various anjmals, Then | Bim to move s to lie over small stepping stones, So ten different places. Seraplng and it is believed pointed fragments of flint The Wrong Man, small sometimes are the causes of our| cleaning and readjusting a fine watch | 0dd Oceurrence In the Hunting Field followed. The first manufactured metal “Now, my' dear sir,” said the life s5- unhappiness that we wonder the conse-| - Crushing ‘= Critie. - et Unless all signs fail, this will| 18 the worst thing that could be done| On the afternoon of Feb. 8, 1794, the | Dalls were of bronze. The mall with | /o> o ven e b ersuasively, “1 wander | 9UEDces can be so great. One great pal- School superintendents in New York ) d toit. A montl's rest will instead cause | hounds of his grace the Duke of Beau- | Which Jael killed Sisera was a wooden t bt i two| liative is the determination by every | among their many duties are expected prove a hard season for those| (io”orcs slowly fo readjust thom | fort were In full cry. The run had been | tent pin, probably polnted with fron. ;W‘n‘:’f‘fl"tre‘;‘;zn:v‘;‘:fi;‘";’:&& T | member of the family not to dwell | to report on the personality of ‘the wiio are subject to catarrhal| selves, and at the end of that time |@ long one, and they knew that the fox | Bronze nails have been found In the sure your life?” on the. circumstances, whatever they | teachers in their district. It is not al- Aiabhas. after carcful ofling the watch will go|Was almost spent. Suddenly the scent | Swiss lake dwellings, in several places | "o o dear sir” replied the | D2Y be, which are alike sad to all. If | ways easy to get “aline” on that jual- = The coming months will be a as cheerfully as ever.”—Washington | turned abruptly from the open, leading in France and in the valley of the victim; “fire away. I shall be delight it be p_overty let it be cheerfully and | ity of a teacher, so miany are lenient in Star. straight into the garden of a cottage in | Nile. Until the nineteenth century iron to listen to you”” - ST slilently borne; If it be the 11l temper of | the work. One of the superintendents, harvest for the doctors and the little village of Castle Coombe. | nails were forged, a blacksmith being Accordingly ;he life assurance man| S7T80dDa try to make a joke of it. If it| however, Is never satisfiéd until he has - patent medicine manufacturers Big Game Birds. Those who were following wondered | able to make only two or three dozen | gelivered a lecture of nearly half an| Pe Something Infinitely worse and also | made the test for orderliness by asking S The capercalizle, or “black game bird | what had happened and were more as- | 8 day. The first cut nails were made | pours duration ‘on the advantages of | OPeless accept it bravely; do'not talk| the teacher to open’his or her desk. unless great care is taken %0|of Norway,” s one of the largest spe- |tonished still to see the entire pack, | by Jeremiah Wilkinson in Rhode Island | 1ie assurance setting forth all the rea-| °f !t T1¥ In the famlly circle to ignore | One day he found oue of his fair sub- dress warm and keep the feet| cles of game birds In the world, being | without checking for an Instant, dash:|dn 1775, The first patented nail ma-| gong why his listener should insure hig| it Accept every little enlivening cir-| ordinates with things in great gdnfu- dry. verxy hardy and frequently attaining a | through the open door into the little | chine was by Perkins, 1795, and its| Jife immediately for a large amount. g’;f:’;c«-h Lextl;fl u:g ;Ee :\:511 ln:n air. | aion. She was evidently violating This is the advice of & well- weight exceeding fifteen pounds, but)room. A shrill scream. was heard, and | product of 200,000 nails a day was con- | YWhen he was done the other man said: Mubahle :h eerl pefully, Know- | heaven's first law. iV { : when the birds are young they are|when the whipper In threw himself | sidered so enormous. that some per:| “Yell, that's not bad, but nothing| [ that there ls the ray of sunshine| wyy gear” sald he to the blushing known authority und should be|easy prey of hawks. The birds are |from his horse and gained the thresh- | gons deemed the result due to super- | new.” ) somewhere that has only to be looked | gelinquent, “I don’t believe you would - d heeded by all who are subject to| Whit &re Known as “rangers” for thé|ald he saw a sight which probably no.| natural agencs. “Nothing new?” asked tho life assur.] 10 o be found. make a g0od housekeeper.” ¥ g i reason that while In quest of food | fox hunter .has ever met before or ance man. “What do you mean?’ : The desk elosed with a bang. There - rheumatism, kidney and bladder | they cover a wide expanse of territory. | since. A white faced woman stood Fotr 10 Grow- Miniiture: Oulst “Oh, well,” said theyofl,e," “yon see,|! Squeesing the Grapes. was 16 fn ht arhian #ho caluly re-. « troubles and especially catarrh. | During periods of heavy snowfall they | clasping a child in her arms, and right | - Secure a good ripe acorn and sus-|Pm a life assurance agent myself, and|’ “In.wine making,” sald a wine ex- plied: = - B { * While the latter is considered by burrow into the snow and remaln until | there in the cradle, from which the in- | pend it by a plece of cord within half | I wanted to see ‘if you had any new | Pert, “the grapes are squeezed from| " wQh!- Are-you-looking for a hotise: = . . = A the storm subsides before venturing |fant had just been snatched, elghteen | an inch or so of water contained In a | ideas to give me.” one to:six times, and from each squeeze | yoopory”- New York Press. - i most sufferers an incurable| out again. Their food In winter con-|couple of fierce hounds were struggling | glass, There let it stay, for if permitted a different grade of wine is made.” 5 : disease, there are few men or | sists chiefly of birch buds, and in sum- | to' devour their fox. to remain without disturbance for a Appreclating Wagner. That is why from one distriet and B SO women who will fail to experi.|mer they catch mice and other small few months it will burst, send a root| “The Ring of the Niebelungen” was{ ffom one firm so many varieties of i i animals. They are rated as members ThayAsto Hablt, into the water and shoot upward a| first produced In London under the{ YiDecome. These varletles don’t mean " ot T “ ence grea relief from the follow | of the grouse family and in habits are| Some delver has found In the Bible | seignt fapeing stewn eororod with | Special patronagy of Hing Edwees Vi1, | that each 1s mado from a different | Palioonist is that of Falling into “a bble ing simple home perseription, Eioeh llke the partridge—Forest and | what he belleves to be a bint of aUto- | peautitul little green leaves. In this | when he was Prince of Wales He| X of grape They mean, as a rule = T -‘%‘2‘“'903‘ s o - and if taken in time it will pre.| FFea™: 30:’1:?:«51;; ?f cr:::::zeatn‘? Et)ll]lfo:l:?t? mnnes & youiesoak res canuls enlfl k;ymty remmletg 2 :ishm t?mmmx wueene:{w the saiis, gr;op: The Bagt | endoying the present with little thought vent an attack of catarrh during Pattl's First Audience, concerning the burden of Nineveh. In ‘;t:fi ‘:_::tbfis;’:,; Hl: m::e:::f :: j::: ‘;r::nr: et:‘:‘“u x:‘; th: ;‘:;dut ':"; squeeze of course makes the best and ;‘efm stnrtlm:; ’fiflm that magbe the entire season. Adelina Patti once gave the follow-|the account given by this seer of the | ryaot ot made its appearance it will | he ever did. When Wotan came on the{ 4¢arest Wine. When you buy_this{ be ‘m"‘:{w b;’; m;u{“'nm”,g' 1‘:‘11 Here is the prescription which | [ 2ccount of ber first audience: At| military array of the Medes and Baby- ‘l; oS gy i darkened stage to an secompaniment | 8720¢ You will always find on the label 2 i ShuD a0 P L% ©?| six years of age I was a prima donna | jonjans against Nineveh occurs this | per gromaentin - E0 1 T8 | of alucords tho princs took 8 doze and | the Words Premler Cru first squeese” | tho Wir resembling the vorter of a any one can mix. Fluid Extract| of the nursery. When I bad been put| vorse: “The chariots shall rage In the | toF edueRtiy: Sedyovagetaad oyl oyt ;| meclatrom; gnd down, thia ]’:‘t‘;:fy;‘:" . . & e ‘al a rate whicl Dandelivn one-half ounce, Com-| 0 bed on my return home with my | gtreets, they shall jostle one against oAl et Peamatuman, ble forte crash of the large orchestra. Tricks of the Types. Sntll by ‘scrificing two or three g father and mother from the 1 . pound Kargon one ounce, Com-| used to make sure that they and the| ¢ Oter 1D the brond way, they shall | - «yynat would you think of a 99 per | He fell asleep agaln, but in fifteen min-) & 1anghable error oceurred in one of | ry1g of sand nt once your pllot checks the 1 1 pound Syrup Sarsaparilla three|rest of the family were asleep, and ffz"‘,lggfnfs:.?”'lfhfia:h‘g;e:fif‘t Ig‘:_ m:: Lnrgxllul:le‘; u::h},g ?99(‘)%:)“?:0: :f:; :’l_:zh‘:‘:;";‘;“g mfimz‘; o yl::f: ;’;:““i‘"g:t"“fi: :e::“'!‘:e: ym;rdownwardmgsm; :!“l;:trhe:e:;}e" ounces. Shake well in a bottle :’;fi';tler:g:]‘?;l? g:’:c"‘:: :fl‘;e‘“h thi scribe a street full of motor cars what ;f&,ooo polfcy. Hardly. worth taking | 108 against time. After the perform- | Ianuscript in which was the line, “See 5 L invarrying m,,;r_ and use in teaspoonful doses | cantatrice, bowlng botore fho it does? Then, again, a varlant of the | out, en? Such a policy was once taken | 8ncé the prince told the manager in | the pale martyr in a sheet of fire.” The| : after each meal and again at bed-| of a huge audience. T admit my audi.| WOrd “Jostle” which the original He- | out, though, on a ship thought to be | great confidence that if there wag a|reputation of the writer was nearly 2 brew will, it Is sald, bear even better, | Jost. It s a common thing on overdue | Wotan in other. Wagner operas he| ruined when the work came out with ‘When Dogs Were Cooks. time. ence was a little apathetic, but, after 8 the line, “See the pal i y all, that Is not to be wondered at, for|!® ‘Pass swiftly, without particular | ghips to'take out policles at 80 or 85 or | Would withdraw his patronage. e line, “See the pale martyr with his| «There was a time,” sald the ariti These are mostly vegetable in-| they were only a row of dolls which 1|PUrpose, to and fro” Isw't that the | 90 per cent. On the Bulgaria and the + | shirt on fire quarian, “when dogs did our roasting gredients and can be obtained | bad ranged on chalrs before me, automobile habit? Croft In 1899 policles at 90 per cent okiadlip ety Yyhen o favorlte speaker rose and| for us-at lenst they kept the meat 1 B were taken out, and on the Adelaide| On one occasion when the’ famous| was greeted with thunderous applause| turning 8o it would not burn. ‘Spit rom any good prescription In Doubt, Smoking n Pipe. Mary, even after two of her lifeboats Nasr-ed-din was pressed for money he| his party paper came out and sald, dogs’ they were called, and we call pharmacy at small cost. On a famous rifie range there was| The Canadian Cigar and Tobacco | had been picked up, a policy of 92 per | Went to the sultan for permission to| “The vast concourse rent the air With | their descendants ‘spitz’ to this ddy. The Compound Kargon in this| 20 important team match one day,|Journal gives some hints to those who | cent was issued. levy a tax of a penny on every man in | their snouts.” Spit dogs were trained to turn the ik G i and the men were firing In pairs, one | Smoke pipes, Everybody thinks he Turkey who was. afrald.of his wife. || spits on which roasted chickens, beef, prescription acts directly upon| for each team, side by side. The best | knows how to smoke a pipe, but to do One Evil Chases the Other. The sultan gave him leave, and at'the ), «ducks and turkeys. The little fellows the eliminative tissues of the| shot on the home team was given to|it perfectly s not easy. “Time Is a| Visitor to the West Indles (who has | end of a few months Nasr-ed-din re- did thelr work well. They were never kidneys to make them filler and | 2ImIDE 50 long that bets were made on | keynote of successful pipe smoking” | been warned against bathing in_ the turned wm} a hu‘x:d.red; nlmt‘:l I:dent because of reform, or. what? Jockey— | known to let a fowl burn or to snatch_ sbrain te the, Blosd Whether or not he had gone to sleep at | says the Journal, “and another is gen- | river because of alligators, but has | With gold. “But what am get out Reform nothing! He wanted some-| a mouthtul or two from it. As late aH = r om e 0od, the| the firing polnt. Presently he with. | tleness. Take It easy. Don’t crowd | been told by the boatmen that there | Of all this?” inquired the sultan. “I thing more uncertain to bet his money | 1816 spit dogs were employed in the poisons that produce all forms| drew his head from the stock of his | the pipe to the top of the bowl. Never | are nome at the river's mouth)—By | heve brought you a beautiful "“'1&‘_’,'8‘3“ on. Tout—But what could he find| old Philadelphia Inns on Second and of catarrhal affections. Relief is | ™8 lowered the barrel and asked bis | get a pipe hot. Keep cool, and keep | Jove, this Is ripping! But, I say, how | slave” replled the sage. “Hush!” eald more uncertain than & horse race?| Thid streets.” often feltievenattor the Aesh & opponent In a low volce: your pipe cool. ‘You can relight a pipe, | 40 you know there are no alligators | the sultan, glancl 1% ";':‘; P,’ 'A::!l’ t‘: Jockey—He's taken to betting whether : Vel St Iew | “Did I fire or did you?"—Forest and | and if you are an old smoker you will | here? Boatman—Well, you see, sah, de | “Don't let my wife hear €| or not the weather man will correctly The Servant Questt doses and it is seldom that the| Stream. be all the better for It. When you | alligator am so turrble feared ob de | Wil N:";d"’t'; Hedja added another | predict the day's condition~Florida| The proud millionaire sufferer ever experiences a re- Wk A ve s have finished do not refill a heated | Shark.—Punch. e e : Times-Union. garage haughtily. “Francols,” he said, turn attack within the year. What fatigues the motive power 1s| PP English Men and Women. The Ome Exception. — “you took out the new sixty horse- L i Not Cheap. 1 This prescription makes g | 8etting to work. Once the mind 1s fas- Washington Monument. Englishwomen are Inherently shy, ,!;” ‘"g‘c g d?;‘:,d:t tm t:els,o:w Aged Husband—You are going to 2;:;;“1& !:::ax‘:g:":l :;?:n :opse; splendid remedy for all blood | fagted 2nd the fleld of consclousness | The - towering . Washington monu. | And half the bad manners with which outrtbutes Most fo Life's Happt.| Flli me With your extravagance. You | another chauffeur” disord restricted to a single object the brain | ment, golid as it Is, cannot resist the | We are credited as a natlon Is the re- X PPl don’t need that cape any more than a| 7 wish’ you would, sir” Francols isorders and such symptoms as | works without exhausting itself. Let heat of the sun poured on its southern | Sult of this shyness. Englishmen suffer | Ness? o cat needs two talls, How often have | answered. “With those four big cars lame back, bladder weaknesses| U8 apply ourselves for a good time to | gide on a midsummer’s day without a | from 1t to the same extent, only in | I think” sald a woman called upon & I told you never to buy anything be- | there's quite enough work for two of. and rheumatism pains are en.| "Retever we do and have several hours | glight bending of the gigantic shaft, | thelr case shyness Is merely self con-| to speak on the feminlne slde, “tbat| o it s cheap? Young Wite (with | us»-New York Press ; : - of sustalned labor. By quitting the | which fs rend tible by | Bclousness and part and parcel of an there I8 no doubt that man contributes| ooy 5 oo who has got the better of ; tirely dispelled. task to dream, to smoke a clgarette or | mer, e L r et 1ory | immense. concelt. — London Ladtes’ { most to:the lite happiness of woman—| &% &1 9F 91 Who has 80% tho hotter of e 5 e and It had laln all colled under the is. Fleat Nally back of his neck, waiting patiently for Falling ‘Into Hole In Afr. One ‘of -the stratige: experiences of a T | More Exciting. Tout—Has Jones quit the race track . _r means .of a copper wire 174 feet long ” ht § 7 [ As this valuable prescription | to wtch a 7 ono becomes. exhuvsted. | hanging fn the center of the structurs | P = D e i » "1%%° |1t cost 10 gulneas—London Pun. New York,clty has more polats of comes from a thoreughly rehiable | ~Farls Revue. and carrying a plummet suspended in N Chanse: e — historical nterest than any other ecity: source, it should be heeded by o iy « vessel of water. Wite—Mrs, Flateup threw a fiatiron ) Not Tesbbaat i In a New Light. . : on the continent, there being scores of, every afflicted reader. A physician fook 1€ Tt BigEcd ts at her husband last night because he | “Tommy, I'm going to punish you| Falr Visitor—So you have really de-| them, extending from Fort Amster Animal, Voices. clded not to sell your house? Fair 3 80 rabbit shootlng. About 4 o'clock In| A cow will moo about an o accidentally sat down on her new bon- | severely.” ‘ 0 ¥ dam, where the ‘new custom house " “ Hostess—Yes, You see, we placed the | gtands, at the Battery, on the ¥ the afternoon he returned, tired out net. Now, I couldn’t do a thing Hke| “What for,pa?’ Ty, e south, 3 Card Party Tomorrow Night. and empty handed, telling his wlz g dog will bark a fourth or ffth of an | tngt Husband—You couldw't? Wite—| “Now, don't try that innocence game. | Iatter In the hands of a real estate| to Fort George, Fort, Washington and i ! t octave; a horse’s neigh Is a descent on | op . b 1 th thi ' i agent. After reading his lovely adver- | tne Van Cortlandt manor h The Catholic Ladies wish to| B¢ badu't killed a thing. Thereupon | the chromatic scale, while the donkey | oy o e Lot [ baven't anyimew a::;';’. all the bad things you've done | Ll ent of our property nelther John | ey - e honse onie she remarked: “I told you so. It you i k of with announce that the card par! b4 will. bray in octaves. Nq donkey has ' “No, you don" . You don’t kno' nor ‘myself could thin parting g : Party t0 | had stayed at home and attended to ' gyer yet given evidence of proficlency Took Her Part. b hid u::' :’,:.,p you whack | such a wondertul and perfect home. € given tomorrow evening will| your legitimate business you might' i the study of volce production, Mamma—You must always remem | jrith” ‘ be held at the city hall instead of | ’}‘"Lve been more successtul.”—Chicago ber to take your little sister's part, : the Street building as originally W8, Success. Tommy. Small Tommy—I do. I took Cure For Profanity. announced, = e The Youth—Yes: I'm in business for | her part of the cake not five minutes | The cure for profanity—reformers % X . P No Wedding Bells For Him. , myself, but 1 don’t seem to be able to | ago.—Chicago News. | and educators please make a note—is l and lgeflwdlml husband. 4 b:~ her larynx a little more than twice ag : - eary Willie (reading “ad.”)—Man meet with any success. The Sage—No- ‘merely wit -enough to handle your | cause,” replied his easy. *“I| much as man. Sl 254 School children are especiall: ‘wanted to chop wood, bring up coal, body ever meets with success, young Original. Iwords 8o that swearlng will seem like | Want them where I can'find$h e NE favited 0 the akabing Ttk ORI Doty o aam oot sl KB BEUTL N s e e My bodys ol but Wats mat fmy| o1 Have hers s NeeGerd pretty Ut S 8 on, .y z sald Brown, Y, when 1 proposed |, 8 3 ., ve here a neatian little 4 until six afternoons, Admis.|F28in (groaning)-Gee! Dem matri-) A good way to teach a child to be- | to her instead of saying, 4rhis fs so| One might call employment agencles ‘fault. I am not to blame for an old = letter opener,” began the a:mt sion 5and 10 cents, mionial advertisements make me tired. have is to behave yourself.—Quincy | sudden,’ she sald; ‘Well, I think it’s | ‘the laboratories in which human lives body, but I be to blame for an| “So have I at homé;” sald the busl 3 “Julge. et | Whie. about time.’ ” : l :are vivisected.—Phelpa. ‘| /old soul.—Del ness man sadly. “I'm married” - 4 g 3 % % b 5 — e —— Equalized, 5 . The larynx of man-is twice the size : Her Way. on an ave thg same organ in , “What's the reason you never put| woman, althos s disproportion i things in their places?’ asked the irate | equalized by the fact that woman uses i <&