Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 13, 1906, Page 2

- sk your doctor about the wisdom of your, leosln; Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in the house, ready for colds, coughs, croup, bronchitls. If| hoe says it’s all right, then get a bottle of it at| once. Why not show a little foresightin such mattersP ) "ifim"" early cure. Erdm il e iy The Right Roa TO CHICAGO, KANSAS CITY AND OMAHA FROM SAINT PAUL OR MINNEAPOL'S ICAGO ‘ s REAT WLCLAr WESTEIAINL' Av Many trains daily, superbly equipped, making e to Californi: ith choice Through Tourist Cars to California, with ci of mutcs‘:n%est of Omaha or Kansas City. For information write to J. P. ELMER, General Passenger Agent, St. Paul, Minn. miil kingdom Tour are lnsects, of which there are 200,000 species. In a human world of that sort for every gigantic man there would be four pygmies and of the pygmies 200,000 distinet races. Hors meet 1o combat the mask con- | These pysmies would be made up of a i 0. | head, a middle body and a hind body, cealalany: expregslon, whether:or. syl each of which would be composed of pathy; feanior other emotion. For In hard, shell-like rings, and because their Why the Indians Masked. “Among the North American Indians the origin of the use of masks lay,” says a writer, “in the desire to conceal the emotions. Thus should two war- 2:“‘:5:;‘1"’;] k;:,o;;e(;gge ‘22& fffl:t “;;: bodies were thus divided or insected P Ist knew It would very pos.| they might be called insects. Their :l“b‘l“g"l';:“re b6 defeat of the one| 1088 Would grow out of either the mid- Whose feelings were betrayed to the | 4le body oF the bind beay, 'f;‘e" “xf]‘:‘]‘; other. So In religious ceremonies the Draithie through ‘Dfs A et ( o that he may | POdy and eat, drink, see, swell, with orator wears a mask all kinds of apparatus made for the speak his Inspired words without in- a oft idel ¢ | purpose in various' and often widely terference or embarrassment, elther of separated parts of the body. It some v sonali Tt i Setiod. e must ot e oves, | OF thee pyguies were young, welghed awed by anything, a condition which | & Pound and ate like a silkworm, they might ensue If he were recognized by | Would In two months devour forty-five frionds, | relatives or ememies. swho | tonS of food. It is scarcely remarkable, might scoff at him. Vhen masked the | therefore, ‘what' miilions ‘of grasshop- orator's duty Is merely to listen to the [ Pers Will do to a cornfield or gypsy ' & moths to an apple orchard. inspiration which comes without ef- fort through the medium of the spirit. And since inspiration might seize any of the tribe at such times all come masked.” Saving Time. “You shouldn't treat your boy so harshly. You'll break his spirit.” “Well, he’ll probably get married some time, and he might as well have 1t broken now!” If Men Were Insects. Out of every five anfmals in the ani- Ask for a Ticket East on The Pioneer Limited Tnsist that 1t read from Minneapolis and St. Paul to Chicago on The Pioneer Limited or one of the other fast trains of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway The Pioneer Limited leave Minneapolis at §:00 p. m. and St. Paul at 8:35 p. m. ~ Ar- rives Union Station, Chicago, 8:55 a. m. the xt day. Four other fast trains to Chicago “'ly. Compartment and standard sleepers wich “longer, wider and higher berths,” din- ing car,observation-library car,chair car,coach W. B. DIXON NORTHWESTERN PASSENGER AGENT 365 Robert Street, St.. Paul Read the ioneer 10c Week LOTS ON EASY PAYMENTS. For the man or woman of moderate means we are offering lots in the third addition on easy monthly payments. The lots are nicely located and the price is within the reach of all. For further particulars write or call Bemidji Townsite and Im- provement Company. H. A. SIMONS, Agent. Swedback Block, Bemidji. PUBLISHED NVNRY AFTNRNOON, A S A A A A A A ANt OFFICIAL PAPER---CITY OF BEMIDJI A A A A A A A A A A AN BEMIDJI PIONEER PUBLISHING CO. By A. KAISER. Entered In the postofice’ st Bemidji. Minn., s socond class matter, SUBSCRIPTION---$5.00 PER ANNUM EEEECEHEEEE EEEEEREEET €€ ? CORRESPONDENCE 2 333333333333339333 !‘A)ililif NEBISH. John Regan of Bemidji was in ; |town Thursday. Fred Smyth of Bemidji was in town Thursday and Friday. A. Olson, Ole Lokken and Bert Smyth Sundayed in Bemidji. Mr. Willet and family have moved to their claim near Island Lake. Miss Florence Huck returned from a visit to Bemidji Monday morning. Mr. and Mrs. Pat Cassin left Tuesday evening for Minneapolis for an extended visit. Thomas Malleck of Sault St. Marie and Severne Huck of Be- midji visited in town Saturday. SPAULDING. Theo. Westgaard was a Wilton shopper Saturday. Frank Ihde made a business trip to Bemidji Saturday. Carl Biom of Fowlds visited with friends here Saturday. H. A. Fladhammer and family visited at M. Rygg’s Tuesday. H. O. Bjoring has been doing carpenter work for M. Rygg for a few days. O. Fraagard is busy hauling logs for his father, O. Olson, to the Wilton road. Arnie Sande of Long Lake spent Sunday with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. M. Sande. The dance given at. Iver Mhyre’s place Satarday night was quite largely attended. All present report a jolly good time. CUNNINGHAM. Miss Leola Guptil has re- turned to her home in Bemidjt. Miss O!son, who has been vis- iting at the Hendrickson home, has returned to Minneapolis. " Every one along the north shore is working in the woods, either logging or cutting cedar. Island Lake will soon have ac- cess to a public library, which will be stationed at the home of CatherineCunningham, liorarian. W. H. Udey came up from Blackduck and spent Sunday at the Lalke. He is inspecting cedar in one of the large logging camps near Blackduck. - Mrs. Dan Rose is spending a few days with her sister, Mrs. Espe, while Dan is moving the household goods into Northome, where they will live this winter. The men along this side of the lake spent Monday tramping a road to Bridgie over which they expect to haul their cedar and lumber from the Cunningham mill. . The Island Lake schnol is flourishing; the attendance is good. Both teacher and schelars are kept busy. An increase in attendance is expected after Christmas. Among the Island Lakers who visited Northome Saturday were John Rose and father, Dell Frederick, Jake Koshny, Burt Wood ard wife and Catherine Cunningham. Henry and Ed Cunningham and Chris Hillesheim were the first to venture on the lake with| a team, They first tested the ice and found it to be eight inches thick in the middle of the lake. They then drove to theisland and brought back a good sized load of hay. Polished and Vigorous. Observing a 'passenger with the un- lighted butt of a cigar in his fingers, the street car conductor requested him to put it out. “It 18 out, you chump,” responded the passenger. . “Pardon me;” resumed the conductor, “if I have failed to make myself clear. The condition to which I had reference was not one of mere temporary non- combustion, but of elimination, the eradication, I might say, of the physic- al presence of your nicotine laden rem- ndnt, this process followed necessarily by cessation of the odor now permeat- ing an atmosphere already somewhat deficlent, I fear, in the essential ele- ment of ozone. I'm a humble conduct- or, and my ‘aim’is to please; but, you big porcine stiff, you throw that cigar through the door or I'll throw you and it both. See?” 8 “Excuse me, professor,” réplied the passenger meekly, and the incident was closed.—Philadelphia Ledger. SR icfTy Revised. Tubbs—I flatter myself that hon ity I8 printed on my face. Grubb—Well —er—yes, perhaps—with some allow- ance for typographical errors.—Phila- delphia Inquirer. Hidden knowledge differs little from Ignovance.—Horace. e S b —_——— TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Dt et OO Qulniee Tabloy lund money . W.GHOVE'S slenaturs 1o on ouch bax. 556, Extremely Low Rates Between all points on the Great Northern Ry Tickets on sale’Dec. 22 to Jan. 1, Inclusive. Final Return Limit Jan. 7, 1907. E. E. CHAMBERLAIN, Agt. Bemidji,¢ Minnesota. A. L. CRAIG, Pass. Traf. Mngr. St. Paul. Bemidy, Minn, 'PRO‘FEésIoNAL ..CARDS .. LAWYERS. WM. B.MATTHEWS|ONE CENT A WORD. ATTORNEY AT LAW Practices betore the United States Suprome urt—Court of Clai 'he_United Btates General Land Office—Indfan Office and Con- kress, Bpeclal attention glven to Land Con- tosf rocurement of Patents and Indian |Cash Must Accompany All Out Of . Refer to the members of the Minne- Towsn Ofdirs sota Delegation in Gl’on‘l'rul. H New York Avenue, Washington, D. C HELP WANTED. D. H. FISK e oo Attorney andHOomuellnr at Law | WANTED—For U, 8. army able- Office opposite Hotel Markbam. bodied, unmarried men be- tween ages of 21 and 385, citi- K; g B Rutsefien zens of United States, of BRI, T YW . good character and temperate habits, who can speak, read E. E. McDonald and write English. For in- ATTORNEY AT LAW formation apply to Recruiting . Office: Swedback Block Officer, Miles block, Bemidj, PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. Minnesota. Dr. Rowland Gilmore| WANTED—For the U. 5. Marine Physician and Surgeon Office: iles Block Corps; men between ages 21 DR. WARNINGER and 35. An opportunity tosee VETERINARY SURGEON Than 13 Cents, Talleyrand as Cook. Be a cook—some sort of ‘cook, even a 3hip’s cook. - Remember Talleyrand. ‘The British authorities gave him twen- ty-four hours’ notice to quit Londen, ! and he embarked on a Danish vessel | for America. The vessel was held up at sea by an English frigate. A searching party was sent on board. Talleyrand pleaded with the captain Dot to deelare him, as he had no liking for the Tower of London. -“I will pass you off as the ship's cook,” said the officer. “There is nothing else.” After some wry. faces the prince consented and with a very ill grace assumed- the-| cotton cap, kitchen apron, carving knife and other appendages in keeping with his new office. When the English officer demanded if there were any French passengers on board the cap- tain replied, “Yes, one poor devil of.a limping’ French cook.” Being immedl- ately “called up for inspection, Talley- rand made his appearance, saucepan in hand and with such a piteous counte- nance that the Englishman laughed heartily and consented not to make a captive of him.—New York Press. Another Triumph ot Art. A young New York artist says that he was in:Vermont on a sketching trip one summer. One day while strolling along a pretty lane he overtook a par- tcularly picturesque little fellow who was sauntering along with a fishing pole on his shoulder and a string of small fish in his hand. He looked so much the part of the small country boy of poetry and fiction that the artist de- cided he would like to make a sketch of him, and after considerable negotia- tion this was arranged for, the lad, in accordance with directions, perching himself on a rail fence. As the artist worked away at his sketch an old coun- tryman came down the lane and stood looking over his shoulder. “By gum! Thet certainly beats all bemlock!” the old fellow presently ex- clalmed admiringly. “Like the plcture, do you?” the artist asked, with a pleased flush. “Oh, ’tain’t thet, though it ain’t so bad. What I meant was the way you manage to keep thet boy quiet so long.”—New York Herald. To Tell a Fashionable Restaurant. “When I was young,” said an old bachelor, “at all the fashionable res- taurants you wrote your order. That was the way to distinguish the really vashionable restaurant. You wrote your order there, whereas in the common one you gave it to the waiter orally. Ordering Is a difficult matter. It is a thing, especially when one has guests, that one is likely to get flustered over; hence I always liked to write my or- der. It kept Me cool. But a waiter, standing over me, suggesting dishes T didn’t want, hurrying me, had the power to rattle me completely. But fashionable restaurants no longer are to be distinguished by this writing business. Writing has ‘disappeared from them. They are to be distin- guished now by their French menus— -bothersome things that call a sweet- bread a ris de veau, a potpie a vol au vent and a leg of mutton a gigot.”— Philadelphia Bulletin. Anthorized by Shakespeare, Shakespeare has “sixt” for “sixth.” Doubtless he so pronounced it, for ha ‘was credited ‘with having written tha three parts of “Henry the Sist,” and he certainly wrote “The Life of Henry the Fift,” as the old edition has it. And it is worthy of notice that “fifta” and “siexta” are the Anglo-Saxon forms.—Professor Skeat In National Review. tion apply in person or by letter to 208 Third street, Be- the world. For full informa- Telephone Number 209 Third _St., one block west of 1st Nat'l Bank idii, Mi [ Pranos. orGaNs B T e e M = —At once, bright active SEWING MA- Wes anht, girl to ;ssmt in photographic Oray and Transfer. and other work. No} ex- CHINES Phone 40. 404 Beltrami Ave, perience necessary. Good.p.ay. i} FURNITURE AND Tom Smart e Micimrdlaon, A | Dray and baggage., Safe and Pano moving, *nue, HOUSE FUR. Phone o' 58 | 618 America Ave, WANTED: Girl for general NISHINGS. DENTISTS. housl?vaorkl. Good wages and small family. Appl ings Dr. R. _B- Foster, at 509 Bemidji avgfiuye,evm i Bought on Easy Dr. Phinney WANTED: A good borss or SURGEON DENTISTS PHONE 124 MILES BLOCK, DR. J. T. TUOMY Dentist First National Bank Build'g. Telephone No. 230 —_— light team for the winter. Call at once, 320 Minnesota avenue. WANTED—A goed woman cook and dishwasher, Address Box 697, Blackduck, Minn. FOR SALE: Seasoned cordwood in half or full carload lots. In- quire Red Lake depot. WANTED: Two kitchen girls. Inquire at Markham Hotel. WANTED: Dining room girl at Lakeshore Hotel. FOR SALE. FOR SALE: Fresh milch cows. H. L Heffron, FOR SALE—Magnificent moose head, mounted; will be sold cheap. Inqure atthis office. FOR SALE— Remington type- writer, light use six months. Good asnew. Inquire Pioneer office. FOR SALE—Ore $65 White sew- ing machine, good as new, for $25 cash. Ipquire 703 Beltrami avenue. FOR SALE— Rubber stamps. The Pioneer will procure any kind of a rubber stamp for you on short notice. FOR SALE—Logging and driv ing outfits of all kinds, heaters, cook stoves, chairs, blccks, wire cable, sleigh castings, and shoes, harness, tools, rope, wannagan goods etc. Irwin & O’Brien. FOR SALE—Farm of 147 acres, five miles from Bemidji. Clay soil; forty-seven acres . good meadow; twenty acres cleared. Good barn, roct house, run- ning spring. Price $2,000. Terms $600 cash, balance seven years at 6 per cent, $200 a year. JouN F. GisBoOxNs. FOR RENT. FOR RENP—Five room house. Inquire Klein’s meat market. FOR RENT — Furnished room with bath. Inquire 609 Be- midji avenue. LOST and FOUND A A AN A AN AN 8N FOUND—A package containing . child’s overshoes. Inquire at 919 Beltrami avenue. Payments at BISIAR, VANDER LIP & COMPANY- 311 Minn. Ave, Repairs for all kinds of Sewing Machines. Hence the Tears. ° “It is strange how some people cry at weddings.” “Yes, but you've probably noticed that it's never the single people who ery.” “Well?” « “Well, it is only the married ones who realize the tragedy of it.” — Houston Post. Want Ads FOR RENTING A PROPERTY, SELL- ING A BUSINESS OR OBTAINING HELP ARE BEST. Ringing In the Ears. “Ringing” in the ears is a most pe- cullar condition. It is interesting to learn that, though. the brain so dis- tinctly receives an impression of sound, there is really no sound at all. The | sensation is produced by derangement of the nerves of the ear, caused by poor circulation: or such pressure and interference as come from hardened, excesslve wax, Dbolls, etc. Some one i oddly remarked that when the ears were ringing they were “Insane.” Truly, they carry wrong impressions to the brain. They record things that do not happen. THE COMPORTABLE WAY. mere] 11 P 1d inthe United e P Feerns. This 1s oa EAST BOUND. account of their style, accuracy and simplicity. Th'e‘%uue‘n of Fashion) 3-: No. 108..Park Rap..s Line..?:10 a. m. lea” Magarive, One (Connects with Orfental Limited at Sauk Centre, arrives Minneapolis at 5:15p. m, St. Paul at 5:45 p. m.) No. 34....Duluth Express. 38 - - Lady Agents Wante tond gl WEST BOUND. No. 3...... Fosston Lite.. For a clear complexion take ORIND Laxative Fruit Syrup .Pleasant to take /Orino cleanses the sys- tem; and ‘makes sallow blotched complexions smooth and clear. Cures chronic - constipation- by gently stimulating the stomach,liverand bowels. Refuee subatitutes. Price 800, Barker’s Drug Store. IFULL INFORMATION FROM E E CHAMBERLAIN. Agt.. Bemidji, Minn. TAB MINNEAPOLIS, RED LAKE & MANITOBA RY. CO. Daily—Except Sundays. TO- REDBY AND RETURN. In effect August 20, 1903. v Redby. r Nebish : MISCELLANEOUS. "|PUBLIC LIBRARY — Open ' 1 o013 .. 1| Tuesdays and Saturdays, 2: Minnesola & Interuational| > k to6p. m. Thursdays7 to 8 p. m. also. Library in base- Dining Car ~ on the Burlington are served on the popular pay-only-for—whab-you-_order pian You order-just what you ws nt, you and seaved correctly and quickly in generous portions. If a light lunch is all you wish, you want a course dinner, you may have it. The cost is mod- erate, averaging about 75 cents for sugper and less for break- fast. Business men, traveling men, tourists and particularly family parties, find Burlington dining than any other. There are other good reasons why you should use Bur- lugton trains. Let me tell you about them. please. F. M .RUGG, Burlinoton § Route In Connection with the flent of Court House. Miss H bel K ian. |..Northern Pacific..| Mebel Kewp, Ibrarian Provxideu b::ze bes;q u;;in psFaus:]n‘fo: ween orthome, l©; Blackduck, . Bemidfl, ' Walker| Goto the Bij:u! What for— 3 and intermediate points and Minne. apolis, St. ], Fargo and Duluth and all points east, west and south. Through coaches \;etween Northome and the Twin Cities. ' No change Ample time st Brainerd for dinner. TIME CARD Effective June ith., 1905, Daily except Sunday STATIONS For a good laugh. Meals it is prepared especially for that is all you pay for. If car servioe more’ satisfactory THE BEMID)I GRAPHAPHONE. COMP'Y have anice line of instrumentéto- - &ether with the latest & best music PARTIES WISHING SAME CALL ON NAYLOR & STEWART - AT LAKESIDE: BAKERY. 110 3RD ST. Northwestern Passenger Agt. No Advertiseinont Accepted For Less