Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 19, 1906, Page 2

"~ Is it inclined to run awayP Don't punish it with a cruel brush and comb! Feed it, Oll r a’ r nourish it, save it with Ayer’s Hair Vigor, new improved formuls. Then your hair| ? will remain at homg, on your head, just| on r ar y @ where it belongs. Anelegantdressing. Remington Typewriters HAVE 1. The most compact keyboard, 2. The slightest key depression. 3. The lightest and most even touch. These are three reasons why REMINGTONS are pre- . ferred by all operators For Touch Writir_)_g_d BLANK BOOKS The PIONEER at all times carries a full and complete line of Blank Books. Letter Press Books, Inks, Pencils, Legal Blanks, Stationers Supslies, & Office Sundries LEGAL BLANKS The Right Roa v n e ey TO CHICAGO, KANSAS CITY AND OMAHA " FROM SAINT PAUL OR MINNEAPOL'S CHICAGO " GREAT #PLE LEAL | oz WESTERN, Many trains daily, superbly equipped, making fast time. Through Tourist Cars to California, with choice. of routes west of Omaha or Kansas City. For information write to J. P. ELMER, General Passenger Agent, St. Paul, Minn. Ask for a Ticket East on The Pioneer Limited Insist that 1t read<from Minneapolis and St. Paul to Chicago on The Pioneer Limited or one of the other fast trains of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway The FPioneer Limited leave Minneapolis at 8:00 p. m. and St. Paul at 8:35 p. m. Ar- rives Union Station, Chicago, 8:556 a. m. the next day. Four other fast trains to Chicago daily. Compartment and standard sleepers with “longer, wider and higher berths,” din- ing car,observation-library car,chair car,coach W. B. DIXON NORTHWESTERN PASSENGER AGENT 365 Robert Street, St. Paul ON EASY PAYMENTS For the man or woman of moderate means. ., we are offering lots in the “third addition” on easy monthly payments. The lots are nicely located and the price is: within the reach of all. e ; For further particulars write or call 3 Bemidji Townsite and ‘Im- provement Company. . H. A. SIMONS, Agent. 'Swedback Block, Bernidi. | HE BE'AIDJI DAILY PIONEER o PURGISHED NVERY AFTERNOON, MAPAAAA A A At A OFFICIAL PAPER---CITY OF BEMIDJI BEMIDJI PIONEER PUBLISHING CO. By A. KAISER. Entered o the postofice at Bem!djl. Minn,, a8 second class matter, SUBSCRIPTION---$5.00 PER ANNUM ' ‘The Endleas Procession. ' A myriad of men are born. They la- bor and sweat and struggle for bread; they squabble and scold and fight; they scramble for little mean advantages over each other; age creeps upon them; Infirmities follow; shames and humilia- tions bring down their prides and their vanities; those they love are taken from them, and the joy of life is turn- ed to aching grief. The burden of pain, care, misery, grows heavier year by year; at length ambition is dead, pride 1s dead; vanity Is dead; longing for re- lease Is in their place. It comes at last—the only unpoisoned gift earth ever had for them—and they vanish from a world where they were of no consequence; where they achieved noth- Ing; where they were a mistake and a failure and a foolishness. There they have left no sign that they have ex- Isted—a world which will lament them a day and forget them forever. Then another myriad takes their place, and coples all they did, and goes along the same profitless road, and vanishes as they vanished—to make room for an- other, and another, and a million other myriads, to follow the same arid path through the same desert and accom- plish what the first myriad and all the myriads that came after it accomplished —nothing.—From Mark Twain’s Auto- blography in North American Review. Origin of the Balloon. The word balloon means “a large ball.” To Montgolfier of Annonay, France, the invention of the balloon is credited. It is said that he was led to turn his attention to balloon making from the following incident: A French laundress, wishing to dry a petticoat quickly, placed it on a basket work frame over a stove. To prevent the heat from escaping by the opening at the top of the petticoat she drew the belt strings closely together and tied them. Gradually the garment dried and became lighter, and as the stove continued to give out heat and rarefy the air concentrated under the basket work frame the petticoat began to move and, finally rose in the air. This so astonished the laundress that she ran to her neighbors and asked them to come and witness the strange 'sight. Montgolfier was among those that came in. The petticoat suspended in midair suggested greater things to him, and he returned home with “gomething to think about” He at once began studying works on differ- ent kinds of atmosphere, and the in- vention of the balloon was the result. No Excuses Accepted. French officials are said to be par- ticularly strict in their discipline of tourists. A lately returned traveler tells several more or less apocryphal stories to illustrate the state of affairs. An American lost his footing, slipped down an'embankment and fell into & small, shallow pond. As he scrambled, dripping, up the embankment to the footpath he was confronted by an arm of the law. “Your name? Your address?’ de- manded this uncompromising person, notebook in hand. “But I fell,” began the astonished American. “I only”’— The man waved his arm. “It is for- bidden to bathe in this lake,” he said | firmly. “I am not here to listen to extenuating circumstances.” War' From a Thumb Bite. | Perhaps; the most portentous if In- nocent incident in the proceedings leading up to England's war with King Theodore of Abyssinia was—a thumb bite. The British consul was practically prisoner at his court ‘when Mr. Stern, a British missionary, called upon the “king of kings.” The first mistake of the Englishman was to seek an audience immediately after the king had dined too liberally with his court. The second was his choosing as interpreters two utterly incompetent men. The inefficiency of this pair.so angered the dusky monarch that then and there he ordered them to be beat- en. Mr. Stern, “unable to bear the sight, * turned around and . bit his thumb.” Now, he was not aware of it, but to bite the thumb is in Abys- sinia a defiance and a threat of venge- ance. The quick eye of the king caught the innocent menace, and he bad the missionary also beaten. From that sprang the war, the -defeat of the forces of the king and his death by his own hand in his ruined city of Mag- dala.—London Standard. The Eternal Wilderness. We still have our “unmanstified” places. And there shall come to us a wilderness here and another there where now there Is none, for every- thing moves n circles, which s not at all a new discovery, and the man wao today laments a dearth of the wilder- ness may live long enough to find him- self one day wielding an ax as dull as the pen he now bewalls with—and for- ty miles from a grindstone. We shall not remonstrate with the writers who are picturing us going to eternal smash for want of tall timber. Their work ig not without its good effect In staylng the denudation of our nearby recrea- tion grounds, and we are content to watch the wily.old wilderness creeping up in the rear of the advancing army of invasion, reaching out with sure, si- lent fingers and reclaiming her own, building anew her razed stockades and unfurling to the winds her defiant ban- nerets.—Recreation. ' A Good Laugh. Every hearty laugh tends to prolong life, as'it makes the blood flow more rapidly and gives a new and different muln- to all ‘the organs of the’bbdy. what is in force at the other times. The saying, “Laugh and grow | fat” has therefore a foundation ,‘ll’? tact. bt s. o S.THE BLOOD As every part of the body is: dent en the blood for nourishment and strength, it is necessary that this vital finid be kept free from getms, impurities and poisons, As long as it remains uncontaminated we are for- tified against disease and health is assured; but any humor or impurity acts injuriously on the system and affects the general health, or culminates in some special blood disease, Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections show that the blood. is in a feverish and diseased condition as a result of too much acid, or the presence of some irritating humor. ' Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the |tests—P blood, and Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood diseases that continue to grow worse as long as the impurity or poison remains in the circulation.. Some persons are born with an hereditary taint in the blood and we' see the effect manifested in various ways. The skin has a pallid, waxy appearance, the eyes are weak, glands in the neck often enlarged and usually the body is not fully developed or strong, because it has always been fed on weak, impure blood. In allblood troubles S. S. S. has proved itself a perfect remedy. It goes down into the circulation and removes all' poisons, humors, waste or foreign matter, and makes this stream of life pure and health-sustaining, Nothing reaches inherited blood troubles like S. S. S.; it removes every particle of taint, purifies and strengthens the weak, deteriorated blood, supplies it with the healthful properties it needs and establishes the foundation for good health. Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious Blood Poison and all blood diseases and disorders are cured permanently by S. S. S. It is made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and is the King of all blood purifiers. Book on the blood and any medical advice desireq sent free, THE SWIFT SPEGIFIC GO:; ATLANTA, GAs Ants as Guesta of Plants. Spanish Politeness. The ants which are really protective |~ It'has been sald that the French are to plants are not those which obtaln , the most polite people in the world, *helr food, Indivectly for the most part | Writes our lady correspondent in San through the aphides, from the vegeta- | Sebastian, but I do not think any one ble kingdom, but those which are real- | who really knows them will agree. ly carnivorous. These are numerous In | However, they have some charming temperate climates. and their useful- i little ways, and when they are rude it ness to agriculture and sylviculture is : 18 because they are deep down thor- Incontestable. Thus the field ant Is a | oughly selfish.. My personal opinion is great insect destroyer. A nest of this | that the Spaniard is about the most de- species is capable of destroying as | lightfully polite person one can possi- many as twenty-eight caterpillars and | bly encounter. If you ask your way in grasshoppers a minute, or 1,600 an |the street of some ordinary woman, bour, and such a colony is at work |she will almost certainly go out of her day and night during the pleasant | way to accompany you down the street season. In the arid plains of America | and to carefully put you on the right the beneficent work of ants is revealed : road. They are very cheerful and gay, In the isles of verdure around their 'but they are never vulgar, as we un- bills. There are plants hospitable to , derstand the word In England. Even ants, which furnish them shelter and | the men In the streets who stand and often food, within the cavities of which | frankly stare at a pretty girl do it in the instincts of the ants prompt them | a light hearted, pleasant way which to take their abode. This is the case | does not give offense. As to the man- with several ferns, among them the | ners of Spanish men belonging to the Polypodium nectariferum, the sterile | best soclety, they are almost perfect. fronds of which bear nectaries on their | Watch a Spanlard of distinction ad- lower face and are, moreover, of a |dress his mother or any elderly lady shape favorable to sheltering the in- | and you will see a manner which is sect. tender and caressing and at the same = A BRI | time ‘exquisitely protective. — London Sign of a Trained Nurse. i Tribune. “I used to wonder why-it was that 1 noticed so many young women lugging suit cases all aver town,” safd the man. | Nearly all the giddy youth of the on the street corner, “At first I thought | neighborhood attended the charity perhaps they were independent young | bazaar, and one by one they drifted to persons who were on their way to the : a stall where a tiny, shapely, scented Grand Central station or to the ferry- | gray kid glove reposed on a satin boats to take trains, but then I no- , cushion. Attached to the cushion was liced them in parts of the town where |8 notice written in a delicate feminine they couldn’t possibly be making for | hand, which ran, “The owner of this An Unexpected Owner. 8 railroad station, since they were go- | glove will, at 7:30 this evening, be- Ing in the wrong directions. Now I |pleased te-kiss any person who pur- have: learned who these women are. | chases a sixpenny ticket beforehand.” Most of then are trained nurses. ‘When | Tickets were purchased by the score, they leave the hospitals or their homes | and at 7:30 a long row of sheepish, not to attend a case they pack their uni- | to say doggish, young bloods were as- forms and other necessaries in these |sembled outside the stall. suit cases, which they carry with Then, punctual to the moment, old them. So when you see a young wom- | Tom Porson, the local pork butcher, an carrying a suit case and bound in a | who weighs twenty stone and is al- direction away rrom a boat or railroad | most as beautiful as a side of bacon, station it's very .likely she’s.a trained |stepped to the front of the stall. nurse and is either starting out to at- “Now, young gents,” he 'said in_his tend a case or is returning from one.” | best “buy, buy, buy,” tones, “this ’ere —New York Press. it morning. Now I'm ready for you. Colors of the Bluchird. Come on. Don’t be bashful. One at a Of the male bluebird Thoreau said, | time!” “He carries the sky on his back.” To this John Burroughs added, “and the | graph. earth on his breast.” The bird’s back, wings -and tail, chin and throat fire a vivid blue, while his breast and flanks are a chestnut brown and his abdomen a dirty white. The female is very much duller in coloring, often having a red dish tone that extends from the middie of the back over the shoulder. The Seminole Indians say that the male bluebird once flew so high that his back rubbed against the sky, which imparted to him its own azure tint. Returning to earth, his wife so admired fis new coat that she determined to have a like one for herself and the next morning flew away to get it, but the day proving somewhat cloudy the col- or given to her-dress was not so bril- Uant as was that received by her mate. Latchkey ns a Source of Trouble. stinct for making mischief, invented a form of spring lock which can be open- ed on'the inside by a knob and on the has been a. domestic storm center. It broken up homes.—London Telegraph. " The Best. writer, to the effect that after Lord Stanley came into the house’ of peers a iady somewhat Indiscreetly asked | Lord Brougham at a dinner party who was the best speaker In the house of Tords and that Lord Brougham prompt: Iy and emphatically answered, - “Lord ' Btanley, madam, 18 the second best.” A Train For Tyler. During Mr, Tyler's incumbency' of the presidential office he arranged to make an excursion in some direction and sent his son Bob to arrange for a - special train. It happened that the Hasty Conclusion. railroad superintendent was a strong |’ Tommy ‘paused a moment in the Whig. As such he had no favors to | Work'of demolition. bestow on the president and informed| *This is angel cake, 'all right,” he Bob that his -road did not .run' any |sald. = ' ’" > speclal tralns for the president. | “How do you know?’ asked Johnny. “What!” said Bob. ‘;Dlrl you not fur- “I've found a feather in' it.”—~Chica- nish a special train' for the funeral | o Tribune. T 3 of President Harrison?’ “Yes,” said £ TR AT the superintendent, “and If youw’ll | There are about 185 Inhabited British bring your father in that condition you | 1sles, 'of which Scotland ‘claims over shall have the best train on the road.” | 100, = : 4 : ed person, with an almost diabolical in- Dining Car Meals . on the Burlington are served on the popular pny-onlydur-wh“-you-order plgn‘ You order just what you' went, it is prepared espec‘hlly‘ for.: you and seaved correcfly and quickly in generous portions. If alight lunch is all y‘nu wish, thet is all you pay for. It you want a course dinner, you may have it. The cost i8 mod- erate, averaging about 75 cents for sugper fid less for break- fast. ~ | G . Business men, traveling men, tourists and particularly hlflly parties, find Burlington dining car service more snl;hchx:y than any other. There are other good ressons why you should use Bur- lington| trafns. - Let me tell you about them, please. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS, il Z0 OINTMENT is guaran to eure A N o, Bargntecd e Piles in 6 to 14 days or money ded. soc.', | I glove belongs to me. I bought it this | But nobody came on.—London’ Tele- | Ever since some mechanically inclin- | outside only by a key there has been || trouble. The latchkey from the first’| has_ divided family circles and even | There Is a legend, says an English || WM. B. MATTHEWS|ONE CENT A WORD. ATTORNEY AT LAW e Practices before the United States Supreme Court—Court, of Clalms—The United States General Land Office—Indian Office_and @ress. Special attention given 1o L " rocurement of Patents and Indian gnmx. 5 lw("e‘r '“1"""-""’""’:,2 of ‘;J egaf 3 New York A venuo, Washiagton. D, 0. D. H, FISK Attorney and Counsellor at Office opposite Hotel Markbam. P.J. Russell Attorney at Law BBAIDSL, - = - - - NN E. E. McDonald ATTORNEY AT LAW Bomid}l, Minn. Office: Swedback Block PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. L. A. Ward, M. D, Physician and Surgeon. Diseases <of the Eye a specialty. Glasses fitted. Dr. Rowland Gilmore| Physician and Surgeon Office: iles Block DR. WARNINGER VETERINARY SURGEON Telephone Number 209 Third St., one block west of ist Nat'l Bank DRAY AND TRANSFER. Wes Wright. Dray and Transfer. Phone 40. 404 Beltram! Ave. Tom Smart D an X 3 Phose No-o8™" | "?{15'2.;":1‘-?0?’,{‘3’!. DENTISTS. Dr. R. B. Foster, Dr. Phinney SURGEON DENTISTS PHONE 124 MILES BLOCK. TR FOR RENT. DR-JDEI.].&;?;’OMY ‘| FOR RENT— Furnished room with bath. i - First National Bank Build’g. Telephone No. 230 midjik::iehnue Inquire 609 Be LOST and FOUND LOST— Spectacle case contain- ing pair of spectacles. Return to Pioneer office. FOUND: Oa Dewey avenue, Check for $23 made in favor of Claude Reeves. Owner call at Pioneer office and prove property. MISCELLANEOUS: PUBLIC LIBRARY — Open Tuesdays and Saturdays, 2:30 to6p. m. Thursdays7 to 8 p- m. also. Library in base- ment of Court Homse.’” Miss Mabel Kemp, librarian. HELP WANTEUD. WANTED—For the U. S Marine Corp-; men between ages 21 and 85. An opportunity 10 see the world. For full informa- tiop apply in person or by letter to Recruiting Office, 208 3rd. Street. WANTED—For U. 8. army able- bodied, wnmarried men be- tween ages of 21 and 85, citi- zens of United States, of good character and temperate habits, who speak, read and write English. For in- formation apply to Recruitirg Officer, Miles block, Bemidji. Minnesota. FOR SALE. FOR SALE—Magnificent moose head, mounted; will be sold cheap Inquire at this office. FOR SALE: House and three lots on Dewey avenue will be sold cheap. Call on oraddress J. F.Gibbons. FOR SALE— Rubber stamps. The Pioneer will procure any kind of a rubber stamp for you on short notice. WANTED: One or two big young horses. Address, stat- g price, weight, age, etc., H. M. Ciark, Bemidji, Minn. A. J. Flemmington of Gemmell was a business visitor in the city last night. Want Ads FOR RENTING A PROPERTY, SELL- ING A BUSINESS OR OBTAINING HELP ARE BEST. S ENG L PiLLs DIAMOND BEAN. ea 1 As St fo Chl-ches-ter's Pi i and Gold 1 Gy Dive R Fultne ? of your Druezist CHICHES.TERS ENGLISH, (he 4 DIAMOND BEAND FALLS, for 55 2 Dest, Sxisse” Aays ‘THE COMFORTASLE WAY. EAST BOUND:' No. 108.. Park Rap..s Line..7:10 . m (Connects with Oriental Limited at Sauk Centre, arrives Minrieapolis at 5:15p. m, _St. Paul af 5:45 pim.) No. 34....Duluth ‘Express... « 38 - .. PIANOS, ORGANS SEWING MA- CHINES FURNITURE AND " HOUSE EUR- NISHINGS. .Bought on Easy Payments" at BISIAR, VANDER LIP & COMPANY 311 Minn. Ave. Repairs for all kinds of Sewing Machines. WEST BOUND. E E CHAMBERLAIN.' Agt. Bemidji, Minn : 3 TIME TABLRE MINNEAPOLIS, RED LAKE & MANITOBA RY. CO. Dally—Except Sundays. TO REDBY AND RETURN. Tn effect’ August 20, 1906. a.m./Ar Puposk: a.m|Ar Bemidji Minnésota & Internafionall In Connection with the ..Northern - Pacific.. Provides the best train passenger service between Northome, Funkley Blackduck, Bemidji, ‘Walker and intermediate points. and Minne apolis, St. Paul,'Fargo and Dulutk and-all points east, west and South. Through . coaches between Northome and the Twin Citles,’ No change of cars. Ample time at Brainer? tor dinner. TIME CARD Eftective June ith., 1065, Daily except Sunday . STATIONS THE BEMIDJI GRAPHAPHONE/COMP’Y have a nice line of instruments to- gethor with the latest, & best music PARTIES WISHING SAME:! CALL ON . We Baumbach. Vice-President. © 'W.L. Brooks, Cashler. Lumbermens National Bank