Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, October 3, 1906, Page 2

Ask your doctor to name some of the results of| S constipation, His long list will begin with sick- l headache, biliousness, dyspepsia, thin blood, bad skin. Then ask him if -he would recommend your using Ayer’s Pills for constij nlrln. Just one LA pill at bedtime, a few times, that a a ’ve We have no secretal We pudlish 1 she formulasofall our preparations. ® | h The Right Road | TO CHICAGO, KANSAS CITY AND OMAHA } FROM SAINT PAUL OR MINNEAPOL'S O e WAOLE LEAF Many trains daily, superbly equipped, making fast time. ‘Through Tourist Cars to California, with choice of routes west of Omaha or Kansas City. For Information write to J. P. ELMER, General Passenger Agent, St. Paul, Minn. Pack Your Trunk And Go East That's a good start toward a pleasant and profitable Summer Vacation. In purchasing your ticket tell the agent that it Must read over the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Railway between the Twin Cities and Chicago. Five handsome daily trains including the Pioneer Limited and the Fast Mail. Direct connections at St. Paul Union Depot with all trains from the North and West. Sleeping car berths higher, wider and longer than the berths in other sleepers and therefore cooler and more comfortable for Summer travel. Let us know where you are going and full information as to rates, routes, connections, etc. will be cheerfully furnished by return mail W. B. DIXON NORTHWESTERN PASSENGER AGENT 365 Robert Street, St. Paul Paul our! Flour! If you want good flour let us send you a sack of our “Majestic” Peaches, Plums, Pineapples, Oranges and Bananas. Just received a large shipment of Gotzian’s shoes. Lat- est styles. Prices right. Ripe Fruit: Try our Monogram and University Coffee. TEA: Green tea per pound, 2l¢c Fancy dairy butter, 10c, 17¢ and 20c¢ per pound. Strictly fresh Eggs a specialty at our store. Remember for good goods trade at the old Reliable Store. SCHROEDER & SCHWANDT, 314 Minnesota Avenue. Phone 65 Bemidiji, Minn. Open from 6 a. m. to 8 p. m. [ LOTS ON EASY PAYMENTS For the man or woman of moderate means we are offering lots in the third addition on easy monthly payments. The lots are nicely located and the price is within the reach of all. For further particulars write or call Bemidji Townsite and Im- provement Company. H. A. SIMONS, Agent. chdblu:k Block, Bemidji. THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER PUBLIRHED RVERY AFTERNOON, “~ OFFICIAL PAPER---CITY OF BEMID) BEMID)I PIONEER PUBLISHING CO. By A. KAISER. Entered In the postofiice at Bemidji. Minn., a8 second class matter. SUBSCRIPTION---$5.00 PER ANNUM A soil that can raise fifty bushels of oats t) the acre is not so bad. Beltrami county land is doing it. What has become of the old campaign poetry and songs that used to make us want to break loose and hurt somebody? Bryan has expressed his pleasure at the nomination of Hearst for governor by the democrats of New York. He probably figures he will be de. feated and done for, once for all DON'T HURT THE SQUIRRELS. Mayor Carter has asked the Pioneer to speak a word in be- half of the squirrels in the park. Some of the small boys, he says, are in the habit of anndying and sometimes actually killing the little animals, and he fears that they will either be exter minated or frightened to other parts of the woods. At present there are a large number of red and gray squirrels making their home in the park and romping around through the trees, and if they are left free from molestation they will breed and fill the public grounds with a colony of cheerful, chattering little fellows of their kind. Surely nothing adds so much to a park where children and women, and men for that matter, spend their leisure hours, as these nimble, scampering animals. An appeal is made to the boys, and the men (if there are any who would molest them) to leave them alone, BELTRAMI GRAIN. People living in other parts of the state, especially in the lower part, naturally think of Beltrami county as a wilderness of trees and swamps out of which nothing good cap come. To these who doubt because they have never been tiught, the letter from Professor Thomas Cooper of the state agricultural school relative to the grains grown in this county will be instructive. Professor Cooper was here last week and was a judge in the seed growing contest held in this city. He was deeply im- pressed with the exhibits, and when he left t)ok along a few samples of wheat, corn and oats, showing them to grain exports in the twin cities. - He now writes that these experts have pronounced the samples of wheat the best they have seen in the state this year. That Beltrami ccunty could grow such fine grains was a sur- prise to the experts, just as the most excellent exhibits of grains and vegetables which the ' twin city and Duluth joobers -have seen on their trip through the northern counties, has been a surprise to them. Those who have lived and worked in this county have long known that there was no better soil or climate for grain and grasses and vegetables to be found anywhere in Minnesota, and it is most gratifying that the fact is be- ginning to be realized in other parts of the state, The Porcupine’s Quills, The spines are very loosely attached to the porcupline, and they are very sharp—as sharp as a needle ut the outer end. At almost the slightest touch they penetrate the nose of a dog or. the clothing or flesh of a person touching the porcupine and stick there, coming away from the animal without any pull being required. The facility In catching hold with one end and let- ting go ‘with the other has sometimes caused people to think that the spines bad been thrown at them. The outer end of the spines, for zome distance down, s covered with small barbs ‘These barbs cause a spine once Imbed- ded In a living animal to keep working farther in with every movement of the muscles, so that it is not a pleasant thing to get stuck full of them. In the Dark. Parks—How did the ship come to bang agalnst the rocks? Barks—Why, a young man was court ing the keeper's daughter and they absentmindedly turned the light down low. A Difterent Complexion, Maud—Did you say I paiuted? Ma- rle—I did not. I sald you powdered. Maud (reluctantly)—Oh, well, that puts l-nmn complexion on it. The Meuning of “Bridme.” The story goes that years agy, long before bridge was known in London clubs, two families who played the game under tho name of “Russian whist” were living in melghboring houses at or near Great Dalby In Leicestershire. The only road of com- munication lay over a somewhat dan¢ gerous bridge. It was a frequent oc- currence for the departing guests to say to thelr hosts: “Thank goodness, it is your ‘bridge’ tomorrow,” meaning that the other party would have to cross the dangerous bridge the next night; hence Is said. to have arisen the title of “bridge.” We give this story for what it 1s worth, but in our own mind we have little doubt that the modern name of “bridge” Is merely 8 very easy corruption of the old title of “biritch.” The two words “biritch” and “bridge” have absolutely the same sound when spoken quickly, so that it is easy to imagine how the change came to pass--London Saturday Re: view. Tropleal Skies. To northern eyes the intemse bril- Uancy of the tropical and semitropical eky comes as a revelatidh. Sometimes at noon it is painfully dazzling, but the evening is a vision of prismatic light holding carnival in the air, whereln Milton’s “twilight gray” has ro part. Unless the sky Is held in the relentless grip of a winter storm the orlent holds no gray in its evening tones; these are translucent and glowing from the set- ting of the sun until the stars appear. In Greece we are dreamers In that sub- tle atmosphere, and in Egypt vision- arles under the spell of an ethereal loveliness where the filigree patterning of white dome and minaret and inter- lacing palm and feathery pepper tree leaves little wonder in the mind that the ornamentation of their architecture I8 so ravishing in Its tracery.—Cen- A Tane or a Joke, “Was that a bonafide piece that Bthelinda was playing?” asked Mr. Cumrox. “Certalnly,” answered his wi ‘was a selection from Wagner.” “Well, of course I wouldn’t express any doubts in company, but half the time I can’t tell whether Ethelinda is playing a tune or a practical joke.”— Washington Star. Only Thinks So. “Does that young Featherhead play poker?” asked Robinson of a mutual acquaintance. “No,” was the reply, “but he thinks that he does, and we are careful not to undecelve him.”—Cinginnati Tribune. . “That A Retort Courteous. Student—There must be some mis- take In my examination marking. 1 don’t think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor—Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark I am allowed to give.— New York Times. Consciousness of error is to a certaln extent A consciousness of understand. lng, and correction of error is the plain- est proof of energy and mastery.—Lan- der. Ibsen on Friendship, Friends are a costly luxury, and when one Invests one's capital In a mission in life one cannot afford to bhave friends. The expensiveness of friendship does not lle In what one does for one’s friends, but in what one, out of regard for them, leaves undone. This means the crushing of many an intellectual germ.—From a Letter to George Brandes. * Just Like Him, Arthur—You think I don’t love you, darling? Why, I would die for you. Arethusa—Yes, and It would be just llke you to do it so that your funeral would come on a day when I had to glve up a real nice engagement to at- tend it. Oh, you men are so selfish! Sad. First Baby—You look sad. Becond Baby—I am. I feel keenly the responsibility of having parents who cannot afford to have me.—Smart Set. Leather Breeches. A hundred and fifty years ago the farm hands and house servants of England were clothed in leather. A good pair of leather breeches was said to pass from father to son as an helr- loom. Then a boy went to school as ‘well protected as an armored cruiser. The author of “Didisburye in the 45" offers some observations upon these articles of common wear: The test of a good pair was to try If they would stand upright of themselves when no- body was in them. If they would do 80 they were ‘good, strong stuff and lkely to last for many years. My father remembered a prentice lad com- Ing to his father, whose fond mother had provided him with such a pair, and they were the means of a “vast of fun” in a game that is unknown in these days—that is, for the boys to set the breeches upright and then jump nto them without touchlog them with the hands. It was probably a pair of such leather breeches that the Windsor boy was wearing when George IIL asked him if he did not know that the man before him was the king. “Yes,” said the boy.| “Then why dom’t you go on your knees, and you might kiss the king’s band,” said the king. “Because I'd svoll Where the Money | Batchellor—That’s a good cigar you'rs smoking. Popley—Yes, that’s a fine ten- center you gave me. Batchellor—I gave you? I guess not. Popley—Oh, yes, I'm sure It was your money pald for it. The only money I found In our baby’s bank this morning was the dime you put In yesterday.—Catholic Btandard and Times. AEEATT T A, The One Rule. At a club where card playing was prohibited four members smuggled in a pack and, calling the waiter aside, asked him if he had ever known the rule broken. His reply was, “All the years I have been here I have known every rule broken except one— that of giving of tips.” The game pro- ceeded. —_— Her Plea For Delay. “Will you be my wife, Jane?” *“Will you ask me again, John?” . “Why?" “Because I'd like to look round & lit- t1e before I give you the direct answer.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Couple of Bulls. On the edge of a mnall river in Coun. ty Cavan, Ireland, {s a stone with this fnscription: “When thls stone 18 ou of slght It Is not safe to ford the rive But this Is even surpassed by the fa- mous post erected some years ago by the surveyors of the Kent (England) roads: “This is the bridle path to Fa- yersham, If you can't read this you had better keep to the main road.” Natural Fitness, “My <riend,” sald the man who was getting out of the barber's chair with a slashed cheek, “you have enlightened my mind on a point that has hitherto been a mystery.” “What Is that, sir?” “For the first time I understand why In former times the village barber was also expecte * to be the town surgeon.” —Washington Star. 5 Her Divorce Portion, “Mrs. Jones just got a divorce from her husband for throwing salad in ber face,” sald one, “Did she get alimony?” asked the other. “No,” replied the first. anlad.”~New York Press. ‘Women as Trayelers, As a matter of genuine fact women, In nine cases out of ten, are better travelers than men are. To begin with, If not so stodgily accurate, al- though that by no manner of means follows, they are more fluent in mod- ern languages. They chatter in them, say the male things. Ergo, they are the more colloquial, the readier to cir- cumvent the wiles and extortions of kellner or of garcon.—London Gentle- ‘woman., “She got the A Good Dog. “What kind of a dog is that?” asked the inquisitive man. “I dunno jes’ what kind of a dog he Is,” answered Mr. Erastus Pinkley, “but he's got good stock in ’im. Dat dog is so many kinds of dog dat dar’s got to be good dog somewhere.”— Washington Star. The Truth, A teacher in explaining the different kinds of sentences to her class, asked: what it would be if she said, “I am looking for a man.” “I don’t know,” said the boy at the foot of the class, “but I think it would be the truth.”—Lucerne Standard. Looking Backward, Do you ever look back over your ears and think how many times you have made a fool of yourself? We do.— Mancos Times-Tribune. Wanted All That Was In It Father (whose wife has presented bhim with twins) —Tommy, you may stay home from school today and to- morrow tell the teacher that you have two new brothers. Tommy—Wouldn’t it be better to say that I have only one new brother? Then I cau stay home a day next week for the other one.— Fliegende Blatter. Health Crazes. The pursuit of health, like the mor- phia habit or drunkenness, grows on people till it really becomes a vice. Continuous thought and anxiety about one’s health Is exiremely had for the constitution and undermines it quicker than port wine.—London Queen, The N The nose Is intended for preathing, the mouth for speaking and eating. ‘Who has ever seen a horse breathing otherwise than through his nostrils? Minute scientific Investigation has re- vealed the fact that the number of peo- ple who breathe through their nostrils are becoming gradually but surely few- er in number. The consequence s that the nostrils decrease in size, while it has been found that the prevailing nose is quite an inferior organ to that of our forefathers. It is a well known phys- lologlical fact that unused muscles and bones gradually disappear. Fish who ltve In the dark, for instance, or the mole, who resides underground, be come blind. Thus if we cease to use our noses for breathing they will cease |} to exist. They will become superflu ous!—Pearson’s Weel The Scented Court. “The scented court” was the name by which the court of Louis XV. was known throughout Europe, on account of the rage for perfumes which ther prevailed in France. The expenditure of Mme. de Pompadour for this one branch of ler toilet amounted to $100,- 000 annually. It became the fashion for the host or hostess of a great en. tertainment to signalize to their guests what particular perfume was to be employed for scenting their rooms on the night for which the Invitations were issued, and they were expected to use no other, so that the delicate effect of a unity of odors might be produced At court a different perfume was pre sented for each day of the week. Egs and Bottle. Take a boiled egg, remove the shell, have a bottle with a large neck, add a plece of paper to the neck and light it. When In blaze put the egg on i, point down, and the heat will pull the egg with great force inside. Now put again a blazed paper in the bottle and manage to have the €gg In the neck point up, and the heat will push out the egg with an explosion, PIANOS, ORGANS SEWING MA- CHINES FURNITURE AND HOUSE EUR- . NISHINGS. Bought on Easy Payments at BISIAR,VANDER | LIP & COMPANY 311 Minn. Ave. l..tlh" lo!‘lll kinds of Sewing LAWYERS ATTORNEY AT LAW s q States Supreme X urt ot Clalms—~The United States General Land Office—Indlan Office and Con- gress, Spcclal avtention given to Land Con- tests—Procurement of Patents and Indlan Claims. Refer 1o the members of the 8 sota Delegation in Grongress. Oflic New nue, Washing D. H, FISK Attorney and Counsellor af f.ax Office opposite Hotel Markbam. P. J. Russell Attorney at Law BEMIDJ, . .. . . TINN E. E. McDonald ATTORNEY AT LAW , Minn, : Swedback Block PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. L..A. Ward, M. D., Physician and Surgeon. Diseases of the Eye a specialty. Glasses fitted. Dr. Rowland Gilmore Physician and Surgeon Office: files Block DR. WARNINGER VETERINARY SURGEON Telephone Number 209 Third St.. one block west of 1st Nat'l Bank DRAY AND TRANSFER. Wes Wright, Dray and Transfer. Phone 40. 404 Beltrami Ave. Tom Smart JieClooy's Sivety? OPEN DAY AND NIGHT Good Rigs and Careful Drivers LIVERY HACK IN CON- NECTION. Night Calls Promptly An- swered. ONE CENT A WORD. No Advertiseinent Accepted For Less Than 15 Cents. Cash Must Accompany All Out Of Town Orders HELP WANTED. B S A oA~ -SSR WANTED—For the U. S. Marine Corps; men between ages 21 and 35. An opportunity to see the worid. For full informa- tion apply in person or by letter to Recruiting Office, Cor. Bel- Dray and baggage. Safc and Plano moving.| UY@I1 avenue and Second Phone No. 58 | g18 America Ave. street DENTISTS. WANTED—For U. 8. army able- Dr. R. B. Foster, Dr. Phinney SURGEON DENTISTS PHONE 124 MILES BLOCK. DR. J. T. TUOMY Dentist First National Bank Bulld'g. Telephone No. 230 bodied, unmarried men be- tween ages of 21 and 35, citi- zens of United States, of good character and temperate habits, who can speak, read and write English. For in- formation apply to Recruiting Officer, Miles block, Bemidji Minnesota. Dr. C. M. Smith. DENTIST Office over E. H. Winter's Store. TIME TABLE MINNEAPOLIS, RED LAKE & MANITOBA RY. C0. Daily—Except Sundays. TO REDBY AND RETURN. In effect August 20, 1906. Ar Redby. WANTED —Two women for house cleaning. Apply at once. Hotel Markbham. WANTED—Two dish washers. Apply Hotel Markham. PORTER WANTED—A¢ once at Brinkman hotel. WANTED: A lady cook. Apply at Nicollet hotel. WANTED — Waitress at City restaurant. Sunday—During August and September. Excursion train. 00 a. m. [ Lv Redby...5:30 p. m. Lv Bemidji.. FOR SALE. o et LT e SN FOR SALE—A carload of horses. SCHEDULE SEASON OF 1906. STEAMER MICHAEL KELLY In effect August 22, MONDAYS—Leave Redby at 10 0'clock a.m. !Bm' Afiency. Cross Lake School and Shotle; rook. TUESDAYS—Leave Shotley Brook at o'clock a. m.. for Shotley Postoffice, Cross Lake School, Battle River, then to Redby— “stopping at Blackduck when necessary.” WEDNESDA YS—Leave Redby at 10 0’clock a. m. for Agency. Leave Agency at 3:30 p. m for Redby. THURSDAYS—Runs on Special Orders only. FRIDAYS—Leave Redby at 10 o'clock a. m. for Agency, then to Shotley Brook. Leave Shotley Brook at3:00 p. m. for Shotly Post- office then to_Redby. SATURDAYS—Leave Redby at 10 o’clock a. m, for Battle River, Cross Lake School, Agency. “Stopping at Blackduck when necessar: SUNDAYS—Excursion trip on lake during August and September. W. G. MARSON, Gen’l Mgr. THE COMFORTABLE WAY. EAST BOUND. No. 108..Park Rap..s Line..7:10 a. m. (Connects with Oriental Limited at Bauk Centre, arrives Minneapolis at 5:15p.m, St.Paul at5:45p. m.) No. 34....Duluth Express.. w 38 “ - WEST BOUND. No. 3...... Fosston Line. ... “ 3% - - No 107...Park Rapids Live, FULL INFORMATION FROM E E CHAMBERLAIN. Agt. Bemidji, Minn. Minnesofa & International In Connection with the ..Northern Pacific.. Provides the best train passenger service between Northome, Funkley Blackduck, Bemidji, ‘Walke: and intermediate points and Minne apolis, St. Paul, Fargo and Dulutt and all points east, west and South. Through coaches ‘between _Northome and the Twin Cities. No changc of cars. Ample time at BrainerC for dinner. CARD TIME Eftective June 4th., 1905 Daily except Sunday Dally ex. STATIONS Sun 30 ‘| FOR SALE—Remington Inquire of J. P. Pogue. FOR SALE—Magnificent moose head, ‘mounted; will be sold cheap Inquire at this office, FOR SALE— Rubber stamps. The Pioneer will procure any kind of a rubber stamp for you on short notice. type- writer. Latest improved ma- chine with tabulator, and first class typewriter desk. Neither used but little and both in first class condition. Call at Pio- neer office. LOST and FOUND AN LOST—Between Crother’s bar- bershop and the lake, a buck- skin purse, containing $48, a railroad ticket to Cass Lake, and a picture. Loser is a widow with three children and this was all the money she had. Finder please return tu this office. MISCELLANEOUS. MRS. NASS: Midwife and nurse. Call at Mrs. Helge- son’s, Nymore. PUBLIC LIBRARY — Open Tuesdays and Saturdays, 2:30 to6p, m. Thursdays 7 to 8 p- m.also. Library in base- ment of Court House. Miss Mabel Kemp, librarian. S WSS T SO0THIRG Syaus "has beon used by AMillous of Mothers for ghildren whtlo Tecthlng Tor ovox Fifty Y 1t soothes the child, softens th gu: il pain, cures wind colic, aud 33 o P r oy 55 { (" IWENTY-.FIVE OLNT8 A BOTTLL B S e et C| Therearemere M States than of any. ‘account of their style, : ok 4 premiums o mfi&‘mfi.fl"fl#flmq of oo de. o ‘400 premiume) iy ind Premiu= C; e e A T R O RV 'W. R. Baumbach, President. 0. W. Baumbach, Vice-President. 'W. L. Brooks, Oashier. x Lumbermens National Bank OF BEMIDJI. ©