Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, July 24, 1906, Page 2

E ave nothing to conceal | hide! We publish the formulas of all our medi- e e cines. You will find these in Ayer's Almanac for 1906. If you do not have a copy we will gladly send you one. Then show the formulas to your doctor. If he does not approve, then do not buy; if he approves, then buy, and keep these stand- ard family medicines on hand. Azozy Garmaparilia. Ayere BN o er's Chorry Pootoral. “For Quick Results!” Use Bemedji Daily Pioneer “Want Ads”’ J. P. POGUE’S LIVERY, FEED AND SALE STABLE BEMIDJI, - - MINN ~~ Official Paper City of Bemidji 'Belnld')i, Pioneer Publishing Co. Daily Excursions Eastward Via the Burlington Route Low rates to Detroit, Buffalo, Niagara Falls and points on the picturesque St. Lawrence River From Minneapolis and St. Paul your route is via the cool, picturesque 300-mile Mississippi River Scenic Line. Three trains daily, with the world’s best dining-car service. Lot me assist you in planning a summer vacation trip to the East F. M .RUGG, Northwestern Passenger Agt., C.B. @ Q. RY. Germania Life Bullding, St. Paul, Minn, (Flour! Flour!] If you want good flour let us send you a sack of our “Majestic” Ripe Fruit: Peaches, Plums, Pineapples, Oranges and Bananas. Just received a large shipment of Gotzian’s shoes. Lat- est styles. Prices right. Try our Monogram and University Coffee. TEA: Green tea per pound, 2lc Fancy dairy butter, 10¢, 17¢ and 20c¢ per pound. Strictly fresh Eggs a specialty at our store. Remember for good goods trade at the old Reliable Store. SCHROEDER & SCHWANDT, Phone 65 Bemidji, Minn. 314 Minnesota Avenue. ON EASY PAYMENTS For the man or woman of moderate means we are offering lots in the third addition on easy monthly payments. The lots are nicely located and the price is within the reach of all. For further particulars write or call Bemidji Townsite and Im- provement Company. H. A. SIMONS, Agent. Swedback Block, Bemidji. ~====1|The Daily Pioneer| PUBLISHED BVERY AFTERNOON, By A.KAISER. Entered in the postoffice at Bemidjl. Minn., as second class matter, SUBSCRIPTION $5 PER YEAR President Koosevelt is only human, afterall, and it must wake mighty pleasant reading for him, all this urging he is get- ting to run for another term. The Duluth Herald urges Fen- dell G. Winston on the state democracy as its candidate for lieutenant governor. Winston bas a fat check book, and that goes a long way with the demo- cratic party in picking a man for second place on the ticket. - Russell Sage, the dead finan- cier, was a miser, and a multi- millionaire who clings to his gold with stingy fingers is not a popu- lar figure; and yet itis a ques- tion whether Sage’s manner of simple, unostentatious living is not a better example to the men of tke country than theextrava- gant magnificence of most of his fellow rich New Yorkers. If it could only be proved that Sage chose to live the life, as far as personal expenses are con- cerned; of a man in the middle walks of life because he loved simplicity and hated tinsel and vulgar display, rather than be- cause he hated to part with his money, undoubtedly the public would learn to revise its views ef this much berated man, The task may yet be undertaken by some biographer. P A A A A A A A A N A A A AN The State Press A A A A A A A A A At Thief River Falls Press: We are now to be greeted by the smile that won’s come off—until after the primaries. Quentin in Minneapolis Trib- une: ‘“Yawn and the world yawns with you,” sounds just as well as the other version and is a lot nearer the truth, Passing Show, Duluth Herald: The only reason for calling them “infant industries’’ is the way they squeal when somebody threatens to take their tariff pap away from them. Minneapolis Journal: The logic of the campaign compels United States senators who have their-private fears of that man in the White House who is always in a'state of mind, to go upon the stump and praise Roosevelt for “what he did to us.” Brenking the News. ~ “Alaska is a land of adventure and romance,” said a gold miner. *Mauy queer things have happened in Alaska,” be continued, smiling—“many wreteb- ed things. Sometimes it has been nec- essary to break sad news to mothers at home, and sometimes this news has been broken with wonderful skill. “An Alaskan called on a woman in New Hampshire to tell her of her son’s death in the Klondike. ““Yes, lady,” he said to the weeping mother, “I was with him to the end. 1 seen him die. And I tell ye, ma’am, as he wuz dyin’ he looked jest like an angel.’ “‘Did he? the mother sobbed. “‘He certainly did, ma’am,’ said the Klondiker. ‘Swingin’ back’ards and for’ards in the air thar ye'd 'a’ thought he had wings.' "—Kansas City Journal. For Umbrelln Forgetters. “Lost umbrellas, forgotten umbrel las,” said the lost and found clerk, “pay my salary. We sell all that are unclaimed, you know, deriving from this odd source $100 a month. Nearly all lost umbrellas are left in trains. There is a thing to do with an umbrella on entering a train that will assure you of not leaving it. I'll tell you what that thing is. When you sit down in the car place the umbrella on the out: side, between yourself and the aisle. Thus the umbrella is a fence. It bars you in. When you jump up hastily to get off" at your station you fall over it. ‘You can’t forget it whether you would or not”—New Orleans Times-Demo- crat. Man, the Monstrous Specter. ‘What a monstrous specter is this man, the disease of the agglutinated dust, lifting alternate feet or lying drugged with slumber; killing, feeding, growing, bringing forth small coplies of himself; grown upon with halr like grass, fitted with eyes that move and glitter In his face; a thing to set chil- dren screaming, and yet looked at nearer, known as his fellows know him, how surprising are his attributes! ~R. L. Stevenson. The Dog’s Kennel. Damp is the greatest evil to which the dog confined outside the house in a kennel is liable. It will kill the strong- est dog and must be carefully guarded against. If a dog Is to keep in henlth, too, It is necessary that it should be able to enjoy plenty of sunlight, and the -kennel should always be placed facing south, except in the hottest parts of the day in summer, when ‘it should be movyed into the shade. The Black Marin, '/ . “Black Maria” {s a famillar term, with an origin more or less mysterious, It has been suggested that “Marla” really represents the old word ‘‘mari- nated,” hich ‘meant transported or “marrled,” a slang expression formerly applied “to persons chained or hand- cuffed together on the way to jall. But more attractive {s the story that in the old colonial days a gigantic and brawny negress kept a saflors’ board- Ing house at Boston and frequently lent her strength to the cause of law and order. Once she took three sailors to the lockup unassisted. “Send for Black Marla,” it is sald, became a regular ‘way of hinting that a man ought to be Jalled, One English Seal. The parish council of Rudgwlick, Sus- sex, England, possesses an official seal In which the occupations of all the members are Indicated. Thus the vicar Is represented by an open Bible, the farmer by some trees, the coal dealer by a sack, the miller by a mill, the inn- keeper by a bottle and jug, the boot- maker by a boot, the auctioneer by a hammer, the doctor by a medicine bot- tle, the carpenter by a plane and the baker by a loaf. The Violin. Each Instrument excels in some par- Heular passage, the plano in scale pas- sages, the harp in arpeggio, the man- dolin ir the rapld repetition of one note, the banjo n the rapid paying of broken chords, and so with other in- struments; but the violin can beat them all on their own ground, while there 18 much violin music that can be played on no other instrument. Natural Spectacles. Many birds are provided with natural spectacles, a transparent membrane called the third eyelid. This third eye- lid when not In use lies folded in the inner corner of the eye. Two muscles work it, spreading it over the cornea or folding it up again much more cleverly than a man can put on or take off his spectacles. But for its third eyelid the eagle could not look at the sun. The spectacled bear belongs to Chile. Its Latin name is Ursus ornatus. It is black, and around its eyes palé rings are.drawn which have exactly the ap- pearance of a palr of goggles.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat, Wind Veloeity. The average velocity of the wind is low, In most places between five and ten miles an hour, corresponding re- spectively to wind pressure of from two ounces to eight ounces a square foot. During portions of nearly every day, however, somewhat higher veloc- Ities are recorded, since the averages contain considerable periods of very light breezes occurring often within a tew hours before and after sunrise and sunset. There are few days with- out perlods of brisk breezes of from fifteen to twenty miles an hour. Rather Caustic. “Did you tell your father I was a hu. morist?” asked the tall young man with long hair. “1 did,” replied the pretty girl, “and be laughed.” “Laughed? ;'Why, I thought he used to say writing jokes was hard on the brain.” “So he did; but he says he never heard of your writing any jokes.”— Chicago News, The Very Thing. “Yes, ma’'am,” said the salesman, “an establishment like ours has its own lit- erary staff. Here, for example, Is an ‘Ode to Our Furniture Polish, written by our own poet and set to music by dur own musiclan.” “An ode to furniture polish!” - ex- elaimed Miss Peekay-Booh. “Why, that twould be just the thing to take home nnd try-on the piano!”—Chicago Trib- une. Moszort’s Quick Work. On' one occasion Mozart was mak- g merry with his friends at midnight ‘when not a single note was written of the overture to “Don Glovanni,” which was to be produced on the following evening. When he had said goodby to his friends he calmly went to bed and slept untll 5 o’clock in the morning. Awaking refreshed, he set to work on the overturc, dashing off sheet after sheet with incredible rapldity and dis- patching them to the copylsts. The opera was to hegin at 7 in the evening, and a few minutes after that hour Mozart was In his place as conductor, baton in hand, while the parts with the Ink still wet on some of them were being handed to the orchestra, The Way He Viewed It. “Good news!” cried the lawyer, wav- Ing a paper above his head. “I've se- cured a reprieve for you!” “A reprieve?” replied the convicted murderer indifferently. * “Why, yes. Don’t you see you ought to be happy"'— “Ah,” replied the prisoner gloomily, “that simply means a delay, and I've always been taught that delays are dangerous.” — Catholic Standard and Times. The Lava Lake of Hawail. One of the large volcanoes in Hawail has a large lake of liquid lava In its crater or hollow. This seething, bofling mass looks like redhot bottle glass to the naked eye, but under the micro- 8cope pieces of the original rocks of very minute size may be detected. Where it has cooled in curious festoons along the “coast” It resembles slag from gome mammoth furnace. The Cantankerous Member. Elder Keepalong—When we hear of these terrible calamities happening in other parts of the world, deacon, we ought to be exceedingly thankful that on the part of the that the fullest publ the well-earned reputation of his medi- our lot is cast in a favored land. Deacon Ironside—On the contrary, elder, I feel like resenting it. What right have we got, I'd like to know, to be better off than other people?— Chicago Tribune. 3 Not So Eany. “Dibble, don’t you think a man ought to save at least half the money he makes?” “Yes, but how can he, with his cred- ftors howling for it all the time?” DEEa0Y An Instance. : Hewltt—I was once kicked by a donkey. Jewett-—We often hear ‘of people kicking themselves.—New York: | Press. ‘ ! What You Swallow P There s & growing sentiment in' this country in favor of MEDICINES OF KNOWN | COMPOBITION. * should have some interest in the eammi sition of that which he or she is exi It is but natural that one to swallow, whether it be food, drink or ebpuizing ‘tht ing_dispostts cognizing 8 ‘owing 8] lon lfnnbhc, and mafled icity can only add to cines, Dr. R, V. Plerce, of Buffalo, N. Y., has “taken 'time by the forelock,” as i} were, and is publishing broadcast a list of all the ingredients entering into his leading medicines, the “Golden Medical Discovery " the gopulm' liver lnvlfiorawr, stomach ‘tonic, blood purifier and heart regulator; also of his *Fayorite Prescrip- tion” for weak, over - worked, broken- down, nervous and {nvalid women. ‘This bold and out-spoken movement on the part of Dr. Plerce, has, by showing exactly what his well-known medicines are composed of, completely disarmed all ha.ralng crities who have heretofore un- ustly attacked them. A little pamphlet a8 n compiled, from the standard medical authorities of all the several schools of practice, showing the strongest, endorsements by leading medical writers %f the several ingredients which enter into r. Plerce’s medicines. A copy of this little book is malled free to ani one de- siring to learn mord concerning the valu- able, native, medicinal plants which enter Into the composition of Dr. Plerce’s med- Icines. Address Dr. Pierce as above, Dr. Plerce’s Pleasant Pollets are tiny, sug- ar-coated_anti-bilious granules. They reg- igorate Stomach, Liver ‘and One or two each day for a laxative and regulator, three or four for an active cathartic. Once tried always in favor. GIVEN AWAY, in coples of ’soinnn The People’'s Common Sense Medical Adviser, a book that sold to the ex- tent of 500,000 0, hese invalua- ble books. This year we shall givo awap 80,000 worth of them. Will you share in this benefit? If so, send only 21 PROFESSIONAL LAWYERS. D. H. FISK Autorney and Counsellorat Law Office oppoilte Hotel Markham. Queer Names. There are some queer nooks and cor- ners in the state of Maine, and many of the titles of the smaller towns and localities are worthy of special men tion. Near Otisfield is Pugleyviile while Hog valley Is a certain pictur. esque retreat located near Raymond. Dog Corner, Hencoop cove, is a well known place in Winthrop, while out on the Coon road strange things bhave sometimes happened. -A mile long is Pin Hole hill, the steepest ever, and all the way up are little rests “to hang the pins on,” people say. Over Poland way is the hunger inspiring name of Beeftown, while highly suggestive of negligee was the old name of Sac- carappa. - One does not have to die to pass through Purgatory, and some of the most prominent men in the state have hailed from this sinful region. Neither are the gates of Eden closed to all mortals, but nowadays one jou- neys via an anclent toll bridge thaf leads the traveler straight to this en. chanted land.—Lewiston (Me.) Journal The Dim Past. Professor (lecturing)—Oxygen, gen- tlemen, is essential to all animal exist- ence. There could be no life without it, Strange to say, it was not discovered until a century ago, when— Student— What did they do before it was diseov- ared, professor? Our Repair Depart- ment Is just aching to. get a chance to be of service to you. Itis so thoroughly equipped that there is no repair job that it is afraid to tackle. We repair the highest grades of watches that are made, with a perfect know- ledge of the care they should receive. We rejuvenate tired clocks so that they run again as good as new. We repair rings and brooches and eye glasses, and such things, and stand ready to assist you at short notice in any emergency that may re- quire the use of our repair de- partment, Keep this in mind. E. A. Barker 3rd Street Jeweler - FOLEY’S KIDNEY CURE WILL CURE YOU of any case of Kidney or|s Bladder disease that is not beyond the reach of medi- |1 cine. Take if atonce. Do|8 not risk having Bright's Dis- | 5% A" ‘ease or Diabetes. |nothing gained by delay. ' 50c. and $1.00 Bottles. There is REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. ... Barker’s Drug Store. P. J. Russell Attorney at Law BBAIML, - - - . . NN E. E. McDonald. C.A. Pitkin McDonald & Pitkin LAWYERS Bemidjl, MNinn. Office: Swedback Block PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. L. A. Ward, M. D., Physician and Surgeon, Diseases of the Eye a specialt Glasses n{wd. " 7 Dr. Rowland Gilmore Physician and Surgeon Office: Iiles Block DR. WARNINGER VETERINARY SURGEON Telephone Number 209 Third St., one block west_of 1st Nat’l Bank DRAY AND TRANSFER. Wes Wright, Dray and Transfer. Phone 40, 404 Beltrami Ave Tom Smart Dray and baggage. Safe and Piano moving. Phone No 58 | 18 America Ave. DENTISTS.' Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera & Diarrhea Remedy ——— " Almost every family has need of a reliab!: remedy for colic or diarthea at some time during the year. This remedy is recommended by dealers who have. sold it for many years and know its value. It has received thousands of testimonials from grateful people. “ It has been prescribed by phy- results. It has often saved life before medicine could have been sent for or a physician summoned. It only costs a quarter. Can you afford to risk so much for so lile? BUY IT NOW. Barker’s Drug Store WANTS ONE CENT A WORD. No Advertiseinent Accepted For Less Than 15 Cents. Cash Must Accompany All Out Of Town Orders Dr. R. B. Foster, Dr. Phinney - SURGEON DENTISTS PHONE 124 MILES BLOCE. DR. J. T. TUOMY Dentist First National Bank Bulld’g, Telephone No. 230 Dr. C. M. Smith, DENTIST Office over E. H. Winter's Store. W. R. Baumbach, President. C. W. Baumtach, Vice-President. W. L. Brooks, Cashier Lumbermens National Bank OF BEMIDJI. Respectfully Solicits Your Business, FIRE INSURANCE written in the Best Old Line Companies. Mhelooy's Sivery! OPEN DAY AND NIGHT Good Rigs and Careful Drivers LIVERY HACK IN CON- NECTION. Night Calls Promptly An- swered. ‘THE COMFORTABLE WAY. EAST BOUND. No. 108.-Park Rapids Line..7:10 a. m. _(Connects with Orlental Limited at Sauk Centre, arrives Minneapolis at 5:15p. m, St.Psul 3t5:45p. m.) No. 34....Duluth Express....12:37p m 36 i = 12:39a m WEST BOUND. No. 33......Fosston Lifle......:3:52p m ‘% g 2%am No 107...Park Rapids Lin FULL INFORMATION FROM E E CHAMBERLAIN. Agt. Bemidji, Minn, Wionesota & International In Connection with the ..Northern Pacific.. Provides the best train pussenger service between Northome, Funkley Blackduck, Bemidji, ‘Walker and intermediate points and Minne. apolis, St. Paul, Fargo and Dulutt and all points east, west and south. Through coaches between Northome and the Twin Cities, No change of cars. Ample time at Brainerd for dinner. ME CARD TT C. Effective June 4th., 1905, Dally except Sunday STATIONS Daily ex. Sundey ] Lvp. m.2:2 Bullhead Lake Branch .. Kellther ', .. 8108 Funkloy. . ii.Lv. Do 13t N.P.RY. Daily excopt Sunday #¥pm L oo R e = 333333333333 333 39333334 HELP WANTED. A Ann e WANTED--For the U. S, Marine Corps; men between ages 21 and 85 An opportunity to see the world. For full informa- tion apply in person or by let- ler to U. 8. Marine Corps re- cruiting office, cor. Beltrami and Sccond Aves., Bemidji, Minnesota. WANTED—For U. S. army able- bodied, unmarried men be- tween ages of 21 and 35, citi- zens of United States, of good character and temperate babits, who can speak, read and write English, For in- formation apply to Recruiting Officer, Miles block, Bemidji, Minnesota. PRINTER WANTED AT ONCE~ One capable of taking charge of smal] newspaper and able to write up the local news. Call onor address, The Sentinel, Pine River} Minn. WANTED—Good girl for general housework. Apply 811 Be- midji avenue, WANTED: A lady cook at the Lakeshore hotel, FOR SALE. R A A AN, FOR SALE—Magnificent moose head, mounted; will be sold cheap. Inguire at this office, FOR SALE— Rubber stamps. “The Pioneer, will procure any kind of a rubber stamp for you on short notice. FOR RENT, e epereneennnnnnnnnns FOR RENT: Nice large fur- nished room with privilege of bath. 320 Minnesota avenue. LOST and FOUND parasol LOST—Ladies’ black silk on the streets of Bemidji, Sat- urday, July 21. Leave at Pio- neer office for reward. - " MISCELLANEOUS. PUBLIC LIBRARY — Open Tuesdays and Saturdays, 2:30 to6p. m. Thursdays7 to 8 p. m. also, Library in base- ment of Court House. Mrs. H. G. Hays, librarian. i IWWARCONI LESS TELEGRAPH STOCK Is the wonder of the age and I hav Tade it & speciatty: s e b ot $5.00 per share right now. Itis to double shortly, so order to-day. R. B. HIGBEE, Broker Germania Life Bldg., St.PauL,ML.x. National Bank Refcrences. e MEN AND WOMEN, - Use Big @ for unnatural discharges,in! irritations or ulcerations of mucous membranes. Painlees, and not astrin, gent or poironous. Sold or sent in plain wrapper, by express, prepaid, for 81.00. tlbdln - S pripaai ; ‘?!fll-. CEEEEE €333 33333 333, *v BISIAR £ . VANDERLIP & CO § g .- - - 3 3 have removed to their new A quarters where they in- ¥ vite the public to call and \ inspect the new stock of PIANOS § ORGANS § - ETC. Repairs for all kinds of Sewing Ma- p chines. Sewing Machine oil and need- os. We tune Pionos sud -