Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 7, 1906, Page 3

| | | PR Y TSR TR S Everybody uscs it Everybody likes it Model Ice Cream Sold at every ice cream stand in the city. Made by Ghe Model Ice Cream Factory and Bakery 315 Minn. Ave! Phone 125. THE CITY. Read the Daily Pioneer. A. F. Wotaka of Liutle Falls is in the city today. The Bemidji Eievator company are exclusive agents for Barlow’s Dest, Mascot and Cremo flour, John Mogan arrived in the city this morning from up the north line for a short yisit with friends. James Hawkins is busy mov- ing his household goods into R. Gilmore’s house on Beltrami avenue, Mr. and Mrs. P. J. O'Leary returned home yesterday after- noon from their eastern trip, where they have been visiting friends for the last moath. It tones and vitalizes the entire system and makes life worth living no matter what your station. Hullister’s Rocky Mouu- tain Tea is the greatest prevent- ative known for all diseases. 35 cents tea or tablets. Barker’s Drug Store. Officers and prople desiring the very best lead pencils should bear in mind that the Pioneer carries in stock a full line of the best pencils among which are TFabers HH, HHH, HHHH, HHHHH and HOHHHH; the Kohinoor, Mephisto, stenograph- ers, and seyeral grades of the best 5c pencils., Detroit and Return $12, Buffalo, N. Y., and Return $14.00. The Duluth, South Shore & Atlantic Ry., will ran their Popu- lar Spring Excursions to Detroiti and Buffalo from Dualuth June 8| 12, 15, and 19. { Excursion trains will be run! from Duluth at 6:20 p, m. to St.! Ignace where connection will bej made with one of the Palatial! Steamers of the famous D, & C.; Line. For the occasion the following rates will be made: Buffalo and return....$14.00 Cleveland and return..$13.50 Toledo and return.....$12.50 Detroit and Intermedi- ate points and re- tarn..... In planning your Summer trip don’t fail to figure on this de- lightful route “Along the Coast Line’ of Lake Huron. For further particulars and sleeping car and stateroom res- ervation apply to, A. J.PERRIN, Gen. Agt. 430 West Superior St., Duluth, Minn, | Woman.” ! Read the daily Pioneer, i Furnished room for rent. Best location in the city, Enquire at _Peterson’s. H. H. Puphal, manager of the Blakely & Farley store, is in the ;city today from Farley. R. A. Elliott and Thomas Elliott \are business yisitors in the city (today from East Grand Forks. Duplicate order books and commercial men’s expense ac- count books at the Pioneer office, J.S. Williamsis a business visitor in the city today from Baudette and expects to return jhome this evening. Heary M. Hamilton of Cedar Rapids, Iowa isin the city and intends to remain a greater por- tion of the summer season. 0. J. LaQua is in the city today from Puposky. Mr. LaQua is building a residence at Puposky and will move his family there in a few weeks, The Pioneer has been re- | quested to announce that a good home can be secured for a little girl from 4 to 7 years of age, Apply at this office, J. B. McLean, T. C. Griffith, C. E. Gann, AT E. Palmer, A. E. Logan and E. M. Upsem came down last night from Grand Forks to spend the day fishing in Lake Bemidji. There’s little room in this great world of ours for the “Fat She’s a hindrance to herself in street cars, flats, ele- vators; but what can she do, poor thing—take Hollister’s Rocky Mountain Tea. 35 cents, tea or tablets. Barker’s Drug Store, The Pioneer has recently added to its stock a new and complete line of ‘blank books. We have everything you want from the cheap book to the 800-page flat- opening leather-bound books. The line will meet the wants of everyone using blank books. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has heen able to cure in all its stages, and that is catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional discase, reguires a constitutional treat- ment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure taken internally, acting directly upon the blsod and mucous sur- faces of the system, thereby de- stroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the con- stitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer One Hun- dred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address, F. J, Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, 75c. Take Hall’s Family Pils for constipation. The Picnic Season L] is at hand and we have what you want forlunches Salmon, Imported Gold Corn Beef, Roast Beef, Lobsters, Boneless Chicken, Lunch Deviled Ham and Potted Ham. Label Sardines, Canned Dried Beef, Veal Loaf, Tongue, Pickles, Cook- ies, Crackers, Olives, Canned Goods and Fruits, Cheese and Summer Sausage. ROE @ MARKUSEN, PHONE 207, BEMIDJL Souvenir Enve lopes OF o Yoo Bemidji on’sale at Pioneer Office 0)5);5it Post Office RRAL E0R BARRRY in the city ‘We inake a specialty of HOME BAKED BREAD, PIES, CAKE AND DOUGHNUTS. Fresh baking daily Ehe old reliable LAKESIDE BAKERY ‘Telephone 118 M. & M. Read the Daily Pioneer. Harry Ellis of the town of Sol- way is a business visitor in the city today, M. P. DeWolf came down this wmorning from Blackduck to spend the day on business. The Pioneer carries the lead ing grades of typewriter paper, which sells from 80c to $3 per box. Miss Sarah Otto arrived in the city last evening for a month’s visit with Mr. and Mrs. A. Otto of this city. Typewriter ribbons of all stamdard makes, either record, copying or indelible, can be pro cured in the color you wish at the Pioneer office. In beauty town there dwells a lass, her face was fair to see, The secret of her beauty lay in Rocky Mountain Tea. Barzer’s Drug Store. Mrs. Fred Stilling arrived in the city last evening from Brain erd with her household goods and is moving into the G. W. Rogers house, next to the city hall today. The children of the Presby- terian Sunday school are re- quested to ve at the church Sat- urday afternoon for the las! practice of the Children’s day exercises. The dance given at the city hali last evening was well attende and those present report a very good time. Early in the evening the band rendered several selec tions which were well received. At the regular monthly meet- ing of the library board Tues- day afternoon it was decided to keepthe library open hereafter on Tuesdays and Saturdays from 2:30 to 6 p. m., and on Thursdays from 7 to 8 p. m. H. Norman of Red Lake was in the city last evening on his way back from Jackson, where he has spent the past two weeks with friends and relatives, Mrs, Norman did not accompany him but will return in about two weeks. EYES"DI‘. C. J. [_m.l:son, tl;s eye specialist will make his next regular trip to Be- midji, June 28, 29, 30, and July 1. All those whose eyes trouble them should not fail to see him on one of those dates. Office at Hotel Brinkman, The Ladies of the Norwegian church pleasantly surprised Mrs. O. J. LaQua at her home Tuesday afternoon. The after- soon was enjoyably spent by them all. Mrs. LaQua was the recipient of a handsome set of silver forks and knives as a token from the ladies, FOR SALE—Magnificent moose head, mounted; will be sold cheap. Inquire at this office, New York’s First Street Cleaner. The Dutch housewives of old New York, ever noted for their housekeep- Ing qualities, created the agitation ‘which resulted in the appointment of the first public street cleaner in New York in 1692. He was Laurens Van der Speigle, a baker. His daughter married Rip Van Dam, who afterward became governor of New York, an iI- lustration of the democracy of that day. Happy Adam. The first monopolist was Adam. The first consumer was Adam. Therefore Adam had the unique and exquisite pleasure of ralsing the price of beef to the consumer and the equally great pleasure of kicking at the price put on it by the trust. Adam was the only happy man.—Detroit Times. The Cure. Anxious Parent—Doctor, my daugh- ter appears to be going blind, and she s about to be married. Doctor—Let her go 'right on with the wedding. If anything can open her eyes, marriage will. One More. “Now don’t ask any more questions. Little boys should not be inquisitive.” “What’s inquisitive, pa?” Too Personal. “What caused you to strike the cus- tomer?”’ “He sets down, an’ when I asts him ‘what it’ll be,” explained the new wait- er, “he sez, ‘You ain’t got no brains, have you? an’ then I soaked him one.” This is real cigar The *'Smoke Story” iz a @bout these new processes. under such a system., You benefit—as you’ll realize, when you smoke the “Anna Held.” Joid by all dealers in good cigars. ‘Trads supplied by GEO. R. NEWELL @ C9., Minncapolis, Minn, APMERICAN CIGAR (0., $11 Fisih Avenue, New York The “Anna Held” is a “cultured ” cigar. Real “cigar culture” begins at the beginning —on the plantation—not in the factory. It commences with the planting of the seed— and continues through the cultivation and har- vesting, the sorting, the curing, the grading, the fermenting and the biending of the tobacco leaf, CIGAR—5e. is produced under the American Cigar Company’s exclusive system, which combines all these de- partments of cigar-devclopment under cne management, insuring the correct treatment of the tobacco from plant to purchaser. culture,—possible only beok that tells cll We send it free. PAIR WORK. You get the best services on the shortest motice. Doran Bros. TELEPHONE NO. 225 é an Miss Dickinson Piano Teacher Swedback Block, Bemidji, LOTS FOR SALE | WE OFFER FOR SALE CHEAP— j GOOD LOTS AT GR. FORKS BAY ‘| WHITE & STREET | TOWNSITE COMP'NY J. F. GIBBONS, Local agt. Bemidji, Minn. HORSESHOEING A specialty at Chap- man’s shop, rear of Wes Wright's Barn Mike Seberger Intellectual Drinks. “Tea and coffcc are drugs—drugs solely,” sald a chemist. “They stimu- late the brain, and the reaction from the stimulation is not perceptible; hence tea and coffee are excellent brain spurs. For a little while they do actually make us more intelligent than we naturally are. That is why they are so popular. It is why we chemists call them intellectual drinks. Alcohol, whether it be taken in the form of champagne or beer or whisky, is not an intellectual drink, but the opposite. From the beginning alcohol stupefies instead of enlivening the brain. But it makes us talk! If it were not en- livening how should it make us talk? Alas, alcohol makes us talk, but we say under its influence the things we should not. Alcohol deadens the in- hibitory, the prohibitive centers of the brain. It stupefies the brain muscle, which knows what things should not be told, and hence, while drinking we talk; but, oh, the things we say, and, oh, how we blush in the cold gray light of the morning after to remember what we said!” “Tarry” Gould’s Long Cruise. “Tarry” Gould was a well known character in and around Danvers years ago, but very few knew what gave him the nickname of “Tarry.” He was very fond of telling about the long sea trip he enjoyed when a young man. It seems he thought he was tired living ashore, so he went to Danversport and shipped on a coasting schooner bound for Philadelphia. He used to say, in telling his story: “I did expect to en- Joy that trip so much. Well, we cast off from the wharf and started down river. When we got to Beverly bridge (a mile or so from the wharf) I made up my mind that I had got enough of it, and as we passed through the draw I climbed to the bridge and started for home, and, if you will believe me, 1 could mot get a wink of sleep that night until they threw water on the outside of my bedroom windows to make it seem I was aboard ship.,”— Boston Herald. Seraps From the Sea. “There is often found at sea a life belt or some sort of a life preserver floating on the water that bears the name of the vessel to which it be- longed,” said a veteran sea captain. “As soon as it is reported there is at once a great amount of speculation on the part of those Interested in the ship as to whether the vessel is safe or not. This increases to alarm if the ship is any way overdue. In most instances the preserver has been washed from the deck by a wave or has fallen over- board, and the alarm is entirely with- out foundation. I remember an in- stance in which my boat broke a crank shaft. We were eleven days overdue, and we were given up for lost because a raft that should have been fastened on the deck was washed overboard and picked up by a faster liner. I have sometimes thought it would be a good . thing If these minor articles were not marked.” Given and Taken Away. A tiny bridesmaid at a wedding the other day surveyed the departing bride and groom with a gloomy brow. “Oh, dear!” she pouted. “Sister was going to get married today and have lots of fun! And now that man’s taken her away!” Too Many. “And Dayid had five kings before him,” read the pastor. “Gosh!” exclaimed the man In the rear pew. “I'm glad David wasn’t in the game last night!” Lava ln the Ocesn. This earth received what was proba- bly its greatest shaking in modern times when the tremendous volcanic aruption of Krakato: seeurred in 1833, A that time is recalled Ly a correspond- 2nt who was a passenger on a steam- ship on the voyage between Colombo and Albany, King George’s sound, some 1,500 or 2,000 miles south of the center of the disturbance. was a beautiful night, and shortly after dinner, when the deck was crowded with passengers, the lookout shouted, “Breakers ahead!” This was in midocean, with no shoal water nearer than the Australian coast, five or six days’ sail distant. The steamer was slowed down, and pres- ently drifted into a mass of floating lava and green slime. Bucketfuls were hauled on deck and strained through cloths. Nearly all night the steamer forged ahead at half speed, with the floating scum grating against her sides, and in the morning, when clear water was reached, the sides of the ship be- low the water line were bare of paint and burnished like steel. The Red Howling Monkey. The red howler (Mycetes seniculus) is a rare monkey of the forests of tropical America. It is an estremely delicate animal and is chiefly remark- able for the extraordinary noises it makes. The cries it utters comprise al- most any sound from a subdued moan ¥ an angry roar, and it is hardly con- ceivable that they should proceed from a single animal. This is the animal called red monkey by Waterton in his Imagination and Judgment. Dr. Eaton, president of Madison uni- versity years ago, was beloved by the } students and his good opinion courted above all things. One commencement day the student who had delivered the valedictory approached the doctor and timidly asked him what he thought of the effort. The doctor looked at him a moment and then said slowly, “Ed- ward. if you would pluck a few of the feathers from the wings or your imag- ination and stick them in the tail of your judgment, you would make better | speeches.” Talleyrand’s Thirteen Oaths, Talleyrand took thirteen oaths of fidelity—to Clement XIII. when he en- tered ‘holy orders, to Clement XIV. when he became bishop of Autun, to Louis XVL in 1789, to the kin and the constitution, to the directory in 1795, to the directory in 1796 as minister of foreign affairs, to the three consuls, to Bonaparte sole consul, to Napoleon em- peror, to Louis XVIIL. in 1814, to Louis XVIIL at the second restoration in 1815, to Charles X. in 1824, to Louis Philippe in 1830. A Generous Cardinal. Cardinal Bonaparte was a grandson of Lucien Bonaparte. He was a very charitable man. nesses a servant came to him and said that a poor person at the door begged i for alms. “Give him what money you will find in my purse,” said the cardi- ! “There is no money, eminence. nooua are all given away. thing nal, The silve ‘We have “Wanderings In South America,” where | an admirable description of its weird cries may be read. These sounds are an enlargement of the hyoid, or tongue bone. In appearance the red howler is an elegant little creature, well clothed with hair of a reddish brown color. Like the spider monkeys, it is provided with a long, prehensile tail, the under surface of which Is naked toward the ! tip, but it differs from those monkeys in having well developed thumbs.— | ‘Westminster Gazette. | One Way to Get a Dog. “There are ways and ways of getting © things,” said the old secret service man, “but T wouldn’t recommend some ! of them to a Sunday school class. Now, }l knew professionally a reformed con- ! fidence man. I won't say how deep the ! reform went, but offcially he was re- ' formed and occupied a pretty respecta- ble position in the community. One day I met this chap on the street, and I had something to say to him. ‘See here,” I demanded, ‘is this your adver- tisement in the paper offering a re- ward of $5 for the return of a lost dog? ‘Sure! said he. ‘But you don’t! own a dog,’ sald I. He grinned. ‘You mean 1 didn’t own a dog,” he corrected. ‘But I do own one now—the h:md-l somest English bulldog you ever laid your eyes on, and he cost just $5.” | His Character. 1 A cook has been going round a sta- i tion In the south of India with the fol- lowing “character” and is somewhat surprised he is not engaged: “Abdul has been my cook for three months. It seems much longer. He leaves on account of ill health—my ill health.” 1 A Cofncidence. “I suppose you enjoy hearing your {-boy talk since he weut to college.” ! “Yes,” answered Farmer Corntossel, “but ain’t it kind of a coincidence that so many of them classical quotations begin with “’Rah, 'rah, ’rah?’—Louis- | ville Courier-Journal. produced in a bony cavity_formed by | spoons.”” -him a good meal.” Disappointed In the Boy. “I don’t know what kind of figure that boy'll cut in life,” said the old | He's gone an’ shat | man, with a sigh. tered all my hopes!” “Why, what’s be been a-doin’ of 7" “He’s been a-doin’ of nothin’,” was the reply, “’cept writin’ poetry on barn doors when I had set my stakes to make a carpenter or a congressman out o’ him!"—Atlanta Constitution. Always Spenking. Mrs. Jones—I always think twice be- | fore I speak once, John. Mr. Jones (sighing)—Exactly, Maria. ‘such a quick thinker. During one of his ill- | left but pewter ; “Well, bring him in and give | But you're What Shall It Be That’s the question that is asked over and over again when thereis a present to be chosen for a bride. Most people agree that it should come from a jewelry store—because somehow jew- elry and presents are always associated, If those interested only knew fit, we could relieve them of their uncertainty in a minute. Our stock furnishes the hints. It revéals in a min- ute more appropriate presents than anyone could sit at home and recall in a whole day. So we invite buyers of presents, aud we promise to make their choosing easy and their choice satisfactory. E. A. Barker, Third St. Jeweler. E Whatever it is you can get it at the Pioneer Office T A § What Do You Need for a Remington Machine? Ribbons Paper 0il Erasers Anything that is used about a : Typewriter,